UnTunes:It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

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"Move over, Vincent Price. There's a new guh-host in town!"

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, written by the ghost of Andy Williams and performed during his post-mortem Halloween special.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! With the kids trick-or-treating And everyone eating Sweets up to their rear It's the most wonderful time of the year! It's the creep, creepiest season of all! With the spirits returning And witches thus churning To honor the Fall It's the creep, creepiest season of all! They'll be parties for hobbing And apples for bobbing And mischieving out in the streets They'll be scary ghost stories And women dressed whorey To show off their glorious teats! It's the most wonderful time of the year! You'll be watching the movies About Jason Voorhees And trembling with fear It's the most wonderful time... It's the most wonderful time... It's the most wonderful time... of the year!

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