User:Cajek/Unsignpost

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And now, a look into a past issue of Uncyclopedia's own newspaper, Unsignpost...

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:36, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit | edit source]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:09 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 18:43, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:52, Jul 9

UnSignpost: 16th July 2009[edit | edit source]

Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 18:58, 16 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit | edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 21:52, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit | edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:45, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit | edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit | edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 19:59, Aug 18

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 10:57, Aug 24

UnSignpost 4th September[edit | edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:37, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 23th[edit | edit source]

Most of the time, please think of the a Gatsby arctangents! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:32, 7 September 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost September 10/17[edit | edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:31, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit | edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:59, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit | edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:06, Oct 16

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:03, Oct 23

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:26, Nov 3

FUCK YOU CAJEK![edit | edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit | edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:30, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit | edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:29, Jan 21

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:48, Jan 28

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:02, Feb 4

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 12:55, Feb 11

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:29, Feb 18

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:35, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:03, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 10:53, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:39, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit | edit source]

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:43, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh his Signpost.[edit | edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 20:23, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit | edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:47, 1 May 2010

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit | edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:31, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 12:04, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit | edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:47, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit | edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 09:49, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:47, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:42, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:50, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit | edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit | edit source]

Read All About It![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:38, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:05 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit | edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 03:15, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:18, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit | edit source]

--Magic Snow man 03:53, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:55, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:29, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:14, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:41, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:15, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:06, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:00, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:12, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:14, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:30, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:11, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:16, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:42, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:07, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:00, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:00, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:01, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit | edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:54, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Woof woof! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Still beating the odds: It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost: December 1st, 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 05:01, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:21, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit | edit source]

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:08, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:19, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:20, Apr 5

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:34, April 12, 2012 (UTC)