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Just[edit | edit source]

Trying to save you from the... Oh heck.... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:29, Oct 30

To answer a question you left on another topic header just before archiving your talk page...[edit | edit source]

...yes, CW Weed Rewrites are also double points. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:04, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thanks for the "welcome back" dude. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:57, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

you got it. unnews is always at its best under your supervision. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:45, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:33, Nov 3

Thanks[edit | edit source]

You there! With the image manipulation program![edit | edit source]

Yo Gerry, would you by any chance be in a photoshopping-y mood? If so, would you mind checking this thing out for me? If not that's cool, but I'd really like to get another relevant image or two onto this thing. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:11, Nov 5

a challenge! i shall put a valiant effort forth in the immediate future, my dear boy. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:07, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Awesome, thanks Gerry. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:38, Nov 6
wow, you asked for this a long time ago, led. sorry, i've been overwhelmed, and i didn't even finish a single rewrite for CW. if you didn't get someone else to do it, i sincerely will give it a shot this week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:24, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Gerry Gerry Gerry..[edit | edit source]

Of all the people here, I didn't expect you to vote against without giving a reason.. You said it's close, but not there. Please, give me some advice on how to improve it or at least clearly state why you don't want to see it on the front page.. You see, DJI's vote is perfectly valid and reasonable, whereas the other- ..ok, no name-calling- "person's" vote is very blunt and uncaring. Yours is just mysterious.. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 08:22, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

oh, sorry moosh. what i meant was the tone wasn't exactly believable as osama bin laden himself posting the tweets. it was a little too informal and school-girlish. i think it could be a bit more commanding and have a little less of a grip on the english language. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:27, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit | edit source]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:59, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

You will soon gain the confidence of a peer, but he will not waste a funny horoscope idea on a header on your talk page.[edit | edit source]

Are you the current UnSignpost guy? Did you know that they used to put a weekly horoscope on it? Did you know I've been maintaining the horoscopes rather consistently for a couple of months? For what it's worth? Did you put one and one together, and already figure out that I came to your talk page because I'm wondering if you think it's something we should consider doing again? Not that I think you might need help filling out the UnSignpost, it's just that I think you might need help filling out the UnSignpost. --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:14, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank[edit | edit source]

User:Miley Spears/Vote Jamie Lynn Spears Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:51, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Hey[edit | edit source]

Where'd you go? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 01:19, Dec 12 2009

Man, I really miss you[edit | edit source]

And I miss your non-capitalized talkpage posts. When are you coming back? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:40 • Tuesday, 29-12-2009

What Those Two Guys Above Me Said[edit | edit source]

But with an English accent, obviously. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:53, Dec 29

What that Sissy Englishman above me said[edit | edit source]

Except not in a sissy manner. In a manly manner. An American Manner. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:48, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit | edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:54, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

regular k[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit | edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. It's not a vintage issue - it misses your guiding touch. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:48, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit | edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:33, Jan 21

Please forgive me my buccaneering[edit | edit source]

Also please forgive me for posting the same notice on more than one person's talk page. Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization finally finished its latest effort, Transformers. Actually, it had been on IC for four months and no one objected to a couple notices about it being moved to mainspace. So I asked admin and IC member MrN9000 to move it, which he did, complete with talk page and history, which I greatly appreciated. Then I wondered when someone would update the list at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board, but saw the note "Tagstit, SysRq, and Gerry are the only ones who need to be editing this template." But sadly, the most recent Uncyclopedia edit by a member of the trilogy was two months ago. MrN9000 basically said if it was OK with active colonizer Optimuschris it was OK with him if I updated the list, which was all I planned to do. But then MrN said "Consider yourself the new director of IC." I really appreciate his help and encouragement, but all I was trying to do was get the list updated, and now I'm afraid I may have unintentionally stepped on some toes. I would be happy to carry this through the next article, if that's not a problem with anyone in IC, but never intended to cause a conflict with anyone. Please let me know if there's a problem here, and what we can do to fix it. You can see the discussions here and there. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:44, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Semi-official Imperial Colonization[edit | edit source]

For once, a short note from me. I'm apparently now running Imperial Colonization. I plan to open it up for nominations for the next colonization on Sunday, 31 January 2010, so will make an official announcement then. In the meantime, I've made some changes, and would love suggestions (see Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization). Thanks for any help you can give me! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:51, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations Imperial Colonization Commodore Gerrycheevers[edit | edit source]

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Commodore of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Commodore of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

It has come to Her Majesty's attention that you have participated in nine successful colonizations. As five is required for the rank of commodore, it is therefore fitting and proper to recognize that you have earned the rank of Commodore of Imperial Colonization. Congratulations, Commodore Gerrycheevers, and go forth and colonize those wild natives! User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 07:02, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit | edit source]

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ATTENTION COLONIZER[edit | edit source]

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry[edit | edit source]

Hea! It's you! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 21:38, Feb 1

I SAW HIM FIRST! HE'S MINE! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:07, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
You exist! You still exist! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, Feb 2
I knew it. As soon as I announced I'm the new Admiral in Fact of IC, one of the IC oldtimers comes back to rock the boat. Figures. (Seriously, from what I've seen of what you've done here, I strongly welcome you back. If you do have any suggestions on what's happening with IC, I'd love to hear them). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:44, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit | edit source]

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ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit | edit source]

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit | edit source]

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Fantasy Football 2010[edit | edit source]

It's back! Go here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:39, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:49, Feb 28

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:26, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Gerry, I miss you...[edit | edit source]

I just.... I just miss you....fuck. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:33, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit | edit source]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit | edit source]

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User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:34, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit | edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:45, Mar 18

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit | edit source]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:08, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 22:16, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Dude[edit | edit source]

We'll keep your chair by the fireplace and there'll be a cold beer in the fridge any time you want to visit us. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 18:06, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, bye, I guess. --nldr 18:21, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

:( Aw man. Well, if things change, you're welcome back any time Gerry. And good luck with whatever else it is you do. Y'know, 'life', or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:50, Apr 1

We love you Gerry! in the most platonic way possible. Well, except for UU, I have no idea what this guy is thinking ~Jewriken.GIF 21:35, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Now I'm all depressed. I'll miss you Gerry. But if ever you feel like coming back, even for a day, know that we'll welcome you with open arms. Happy trails. Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:00, Apr 2 2010
yeah, so...gotcha. time to get back to work. and by that i mean 'be lazy and barely contribute anything of value'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
You certainly made a fool of all of us on that day in early April. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:57, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Jesus. --nldr 19:02, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:46, Apr 2 2010 UTC

Oh, SCREW YOU, Gerry![edit | edit source]

Oh. My. Gosh. You totally got me. I am such an idiot. Arrrrgh! Don't play with my emotions so! Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:18, Apr 2 2010

I should ban your ass for playing with my tender emotions like that. But I'm too happy. Happy happy joy joy! ~Jewriken.GIF 22:33, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
And here was I thinking that it was just too obvious a joke. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 22:49, Apr 2 2010 UTC
i'm surprised that it worked too, puppy. and i'm even more surprised that i wasn't given some sort of ban that would have warranted having to sneak through the window of cajek's office to get back in. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:00, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
Wha? You're alive! FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 12:49 • Monday, 5-04-2010
who are you and what have you done with mooshy? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:22, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I had to change my username, you know, the old one sounded really gay in Arabic. But hey, you can still call me mooshy :) Ah, it's good to have you back, old buddy. FreddThe Metalhedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 03:00 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010
You're really back? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:16, Apr 5 2010
not really. and i'm not 'back'. but i am you're. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:34, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
It's you! It's really you! Or... is it you're? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:12, 5 April 2010
hey socky, good to see ya. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:58, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe this "Fredd the Mahmauscher." He has the real Mooshy locked in his basement. We're working to locate him now. Using highly advanced, sophisticated technology, we've narrowed down Mooshy's location to +/- 40075.16 km. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:48, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit | edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:58, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 20:34, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Vote now for Colonisation[edit | edit source]

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 1 May[edit | edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:30, 1 May 2010

You wanted something to do?[edit | edit source]

Go vote on something. Note that telling you to go vote for your own article is not whoring. Pippings! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, May 2

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit | edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:25, 24 June 2010

Saw your post[edit | edit source]

And good to meet you, or at least to type on a computer screen imagining I'm actually meeting somebody. Want to dance? My God, I'm actually dancing, or at least typing on a computer screen, etc. etc. But hi, you're one of the legends here, and it would be fun if you stuck around. It seems lots of the elderly users are coming back lately. I'll get your slippers. Aleister in Chains, or just Al 3:06 29 6 MMX

jeez, the kids are all smart-asses these days. good to meet you, al, i also hope i stick around. for good hopefully, but at the very least long enough to put you young whippersnappers in your place. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:39, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
What he said; plus some other stuff. Oh! I'll get your bubble pipe and footstool!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 04:49 (UTC)
^ What they said times three. Except I joined right when you left Uncyc, I think. —Pelozurian (talk) 04:53, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
Is being put in my place fun? How many goalie stick beatings does it involve?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 05:04, June 29 2010 UTC
I heard it involves a lot of buttsecks and lulz. —Pelozurian (talk) 05:08, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
who are you people? where's zombiebaron? MA! /me storms off SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:14, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
You see what you guys do? You scared him off again! I'm Paizuri by the way, nice meeting you. —Pelozurian (talk) 07:22, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
Don't worry Gerry, I have a theory that they're all sockpuppets of the various sides of Cajek's personality. And someone sprayed Zombiebaron with root beer </Monkey Island Joke>. And what's it like being called a legend? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:05, Jun 29
that's a good way to not be scared of 'em. i like to think they're all various mamoosha alternate usernames. and being called a legend makes me feel sexy. time to break out the low-cut shirts and show off the chest hair. (maybe i am old...) SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:07, June 29, 2010 (UTC)
Sexy, you say? Hmm, I gotta try me some of that. SirUnder UserPunTalk 08:14, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

All the news that's unfit to print![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 12:11, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome Back?[edit | edit source]

How's it going? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:29, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

hmm...i'm not quite following you. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:10, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit | edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit | edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:08, 16 July 2010

Pee Queue thing[edit | edit source]

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasting this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! If you haven't disappeared again, that is!--UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:44, Jul 19

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 13:54, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Draft time![edit | edit source]

It's you turn!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:55, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:54, 5 August 2010

It's taken ages, but I've finally written more of these things than you have. You still wrote all the best ones though. any chance you'll come back in several issues' time to give me a hand with a special 100 issues, er, issue? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:58, Aug 5

You're up[edit | edit source]

Go and make your first pick, sir. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

I made the league[edit | edit source]

It's on Yahoo!. Here are some important things to know:

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

It's your turn again, boy-o.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 09:47, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 11:59, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Draft[edit | edit source]

You're up again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:42, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties![edit | edit source]

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By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

UFFL 2010 Kickoff[edit | edit source]

The draft is over, the NFL regular season begins Thursday September 9th, and everyone is geared up and ready to play some fantasy football(!).

This season promises to thrill and intrigue, and as the Uncyclopedia Fantasy Football League has grown from just eight all the way to 14 teams, each one vying for a shot at the championship, except maybe Neox's team. With all this excitement, however, comes questions. Will Rush and Kick FTW, the UFFL's first team based in Britain, be able to compete with the league's American teams? Will Cheddar's rebuilt Doritorians be able to play at the same high level as last year now that their roster is down from 50% Eagles players to just 30%? Will evil Nazi overlord and reigning league Champion Guildensternenstein be able to defend his league championship now that Top-3 players at the quarterback, running back, wide receiver and tight end positions didn't fall into his lap this year? Only brutal, primal, visceral, cerebral combat on the fields of Yahoo!'s fantasy football league servers can determine these questions.

That all being said, everyone should take note of two things:

  • this is a link to the league--go here to do stuff, like select a starting roster (which, believe it or not, is important).
  • this is the forum where we'll talk about the league and post banal sports banter (which, believe it or not, is even more important).

Good luck, gentleman. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:05, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit | edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Ann Coulter[edit | edit source]

Hello, and I bring you, on a golden platter in honor of your work on the page, Ann Coulter. I've done a rw of your rw, less all the hundreds of IP edits before and after your work, and with a fine pee review it is probably ready for feature sometime in the next few weeks during the American election season. By my look at the "historical record" of the page, you and I would share the thousands of dollars in reward if it is featured. Please have a look at the page, see if it fits your vision in some form, and thank you for paving the way. Aleister 1:16 29 9

p.s. Interesting fact: The page was started by Chronarion on Janurary 6, 2005, the second day of Uncyclopedia's existence.
p.s.s. Our rewrite is/will be/has now/soon/been featured, on October 9, MMX. (I don't know when you'll see this.) Good to work with you, or your former self, on the page. Congratulations, you have 1/2 more feature credit than you thought you had! Aleister 9:42 8 10
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


Your user talk page is boring...[edit | edit source]

Let's spice it up a bit, with a dance:

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Oh ya, now the party has started.... Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy.gif Dance.gif

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit | edit source]

Read All About It![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 14:33, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:04 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit | edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 04:09, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS3 16:15, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:21, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:53, 23 December 2010

Participation Template[edit | edit source]

Thanks for participating in this past season of UFFL fantasy football. Here is a template for said participation:

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'The 2010 Purple Pigskin of Participation'


This user participated in the UFFL's 2010 season.

For his/her participation, he/she has received this template.


All of the other awards/results are posted here. Thanks for playing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:24, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:50, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:54, Jan 6 2011 UTC

UnSignpost Delivery![edit | edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:13, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:13, 20 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:33, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:25, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:15, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:42, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:08, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:05, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:13, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit | edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:12, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:15, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011

There hasn't been a header about people missing you on this talk page in a while[edit | edit source]

Time to do something about that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:32, Apr 13

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:13, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:18, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:18, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Signpost Un[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:17, 5 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:44, 12 May 2011

UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:08, 19 May 2011

Phnerb unsignpost[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Best before Friday![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:10, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Fantasy Football 2011[edit | edit source]

It's back. Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:07, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:09, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

It's been almost a year since you were last here.[edit | edit source]

And Fnoodle is spamming up your talkpage with UnSignposts. :( Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 01:10, 1 September 2011

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:09, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit | edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:08, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:34, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:52, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit | edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:28, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 3 November 2011

You're alive![edit | edit source]

Hooray! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 19:27, 29 November 2011

Somebody just asked...[edit | edit source]

... who was Gerrycheevers. GET THE FUCK BACK HERE! Nominally Humane! 02:46 11 Apr

.... or else! MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 14:50, Apr 11
..... we'll all be very sad. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:46, 11 April 2012