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ARCHIVE ONE! (June 2011-January 2012)
ARCHIVE TWO! (January 2012-June 2012)

Rape[edit | edit source]

You're welcome.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:51, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

New Section[edit | edit source]

Did you just delete my article? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ticklethekeys (talk • contribs)

Well, there wasn't anything there. It was just a picture and the words "NEW JERSEY, UNITED STATES" --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

Remember[edit | edit source]

When you wrote articles that made us laugh? --ShabiDOO 01:23, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

I've been very busy lately, but I'm writing some stuff for PLS right now (and I'll finish them!). --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:35, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Mexico[edit | edit source]

Thank you for clearing out most of the crap in this article. It used to be such a vandal magnet that I contented myself with Chihuahua, Mexico, but might now take on Mexico and make it relate to reality (and not Nazi reality). Have been working RecentChanges intermittently today and seen you do other good stuff too. Spıke ¬ 02:43 16-Jun-12

It seems like a lot of articles would be much better if people just spent 5 minutes fixing them. I'm glad that you do this kind of stuff regularly. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:53, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Mexico is almost recovered from its former theme of shriveled rectums, only now I have to re-study Mexican history and save that part of the article from some cheap puns. Separately, thank you for discovering and nominating African American. Spıke ¬ 12:40 20-Jun-12

What can I say? I laughed. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:32, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit | edit source]

Sorry, been real busy lately, so I don't have time to make a template. But anyways, thank you so much for voting for my Richard Pryor article! Sorry for not giving you a magnificent template for you to fap to but I do have appreciation, and you know what they say about appreciation!


It sucks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 14:56, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hi[edit | edit source]

I would like to bring your attention to this forum. Note that we're voting on the new version of the message, per Spikey. --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 16:37, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Dude-bro![edit | edit source]

I would like to ask you for two quick favors. First, please gently cup my balls. Got 'em? OK, good.

I would like if you could protect {{Infobox}} (just protect it so auto-confirmed users can edit it). IPs shouldn't be fiddling it.

Also, I would like if you could add the following line to MediaWiki:Common.css:

pre { overflow: auto; }

The way <pre> blocks overflow behind infoboxes bugs me.

Thank you.

(By the way, those aren't really my balls.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 16 '12 19:53 (UTC)

Er, I'm quite bad with code. I would recommend asking someone with more experience to add that thing so I don't break it (I have no idea what any of that stuff means and I'll probably put it in the wrong spot). I protected the template, though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:18, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
It won't break anything if you add it all the way down at the bottom, right before this line:
/* 
</nowiki>
</pre>
*/
Oh, and thank you for the other thing. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 16 '12 22:03 (UTC)
I did i- BOOM! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
Before that line! AAAAAAAAA! THE HUMANITY! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 16 '12 22:10 (UTC)
See what I mean? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:11, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
>:D Nah, you're cool. It should go before that line, but that line shouldn't even be there, and it works whichever side of the line it's on. Some idiot added it many moons ago. Even the people here who "know" what they're doing don't know what they're doing. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 16 '12 22:13 (UTC)

Fire Emblem[edit | edit source]

Yeah, can you please restore the last deleted version so I can copy the source and sandbox it? I remember the article very well, and how it needed to be fixed. I'll inform you once I get a copy of this into Microsoft Word so you can re-delete it. --173.70.31.99 18:29, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't just undelete a VFD'd article and stick in mainspace even if it is temporary, but if you create an account, I'll gladly move it into your userspace. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:27, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Voting[edit | edit source]

It's just the way I see things, but I find its not a bad idea to personalise things when you give an unfavourable review or comment on things. So instead of "this is unfeaturable" could be "I don't see this as a feature" or "it's not funny" could be "I didn't find it funny" or "I didn't laugh". I love, in fact I BEG for constructive criticism, but I often feel taken back when I read negative comments as though it is a fact. Of course, its just the way I see it, maybe I'm a whiny little bitch who should have it's pony tail tugged on, but its something to think about. --ShabiDOO 16:50, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

What comment are you talking about specifically? I didn't mean to be offensive. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:53, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
No one's saying at all that you were offensive let alone trying to be offensive. I'm just refering to taking a little care to distinguis fact vs. opinion (It's not funny = I didn't find it funny). Ultimately it's not a big deal, but there are sensitive little creatures that are as fragile as an autumn orchid, whose petals will slowly blow away, silently, without protest, in the shadow of the distant breeze until all that is left is our own reflection in the pond of onlyness and everythingness. --ShabiDOO 17:04, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, the comment: "Symbol declined.svg Against. The motherfucking nigga who wrote this should be hanged!!!" was a little stiff... XD Talk Mattsnow 22:38, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Clearly! I might be a mother fucka' but I aint no nigga! --ShabiDOO 14:37, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Double Top 3 Extension[edit | edit source]

Necessary? I mean, I know there's only 4 votes, but out of those 4 votes there's still 3 clear winners. Something needs to be done in general to make that page more visible, though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:20, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Four votes just doesn't seem like a lot. I figure that we should just wait a few days more to see what happens, though it would be preferable if the notice on the top could mention it. Do you know if there's any way to edit it? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:53, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
I used to know how, but Lyrithya made Mediawiki:Sitenotice, and by extension finding the actual edit page, so arcane to the point that I don't bother anymore. I'm sure Bizzeebeever could wrap his head around the code, though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:56, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
lol that works too --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:05, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
That should do it. ;) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 00:49, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

IRC?[edit | edit source]

If you want :P Talk Mattsnow 23:28, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

Jimi[edit | edit source]

Nice beginning, thanks for putting bullets in correct place i.e 1.2 etc. Jimi just was the best and I didn't have the heart to be OTT with the humor. Hope I did it well enough, but the beginning starts it in the light I did the rest so thanx for lovin Jimi. --Ticklethekeys (talk) 02:18, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. :) --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:03, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Please review this Piss[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Pele to blow up Kilauea over political concerns. --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 02:32, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hello dude. I am writing here as the pee review table looks like something I'll fuck up.
I write a lot of unnews and you have a great one here. The secret is to find a CLEAR IDEA and just go with it. The Hawaii film star is a good one. We love those diva-types and volcanoes make a nice contrast to their moods! If YOU are happy with it and you've checked for spelling then save it. The worst that happens is that it will be in the news at least! Matt and Spike are usually very good at sorting through the news and putting it in the right place. Add a little more to this article and save it! I will read it again. Don't be afraid to write. Just go with it. --Ticklethekeys (talk) 02:54, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
You did a very nice job with the article. However, considering that its and UnNews, there isn't really a lot to write for a Pee Review, but I don't think you need one. It's definitely ready for mainspace. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:05, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
fuck you hypocritical cunt. Fuck off. --109.148.85.202 17:32, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
You didn't make a new section. Now my talkpage has improper formatting! :O --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:34, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
I've taken care of it. --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 21:42, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
Anything I could do to improve it? --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 22:04, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
Well, the last sentence seems a bit redundant, so you might want to change the wording a bit. Maybe you might also want to add some other deities like Buddha or Vishnu, but it seems pretty good to me. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:09, June 26, 2012 (UTC)


NICE![edit | edit source]

On HowTo:Draw a perfect circle! Nice to see something creative, fresh and different. Please write more. --ShabiDOO 01:52, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I have more time now so I'll definitely be doing some more writing. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:53, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, Asshole[edit | edit source]

What the fuck? Reverted my edit in under 2 minutes? How am I supposed to reap satisfaction from my vandalism if its gone so quickly. I know what to do. I will get you for this. I'll stalk you, then find out where you live. I will murder your geraniums and rape your pet hamster, after which I will leave the most brittle cookie crumbs in your bedsheets. You'll be sorry. --Ajhuncyc (talk) 07:51, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

You are being observed by the UnFBI. Of course it would take him under two minutes, your potion has no power. Most uncyclopedians are wizards sent from a place far far away. We train in Tibet to have our scrota rubbed with fiery hot chilli chips. Your puny crumbs are no match. Write an article about vandalism. Beware of Lord Ralco, he is of the highest level of sorcery, I fear for your safety. ; Ticklethekeys (talk) 08:25, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

i feel left out, so here is some more hate[edit | edit source]

Fuck you good sir! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:28, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Nicely played, you are a Insult-Tennis champion in the making. It was an honest shot, just over the net and placed gently. Ticklethekeys (talk) 09:04, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hey booger faced nigger[edit | edit source]

What the fucking fuck nigger? Why did you go and fuck up the god damn booger shit bitch you fucking booer-bot! Only a nigger bitch of your boggerness could nigger up this kind of shitty shit shit shit you bitch-bot! You're dead! You're gone! You're over! You wait! You got it? --ShabiDOO 10:55, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, we're being racist now, huh? In that case, I'm going to link this here. You seem like the sort of folk who would enjoy it.--Some guy 11:15, June 27, 2012 (UTC)


Family[edit | edit source]

You guys are so disgustingly like family. Nobody talks so nice these days! The emotion in the swearing is so real. I love you fuckers. 110.49.248.213 12:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Best Illustrated[edit | edit source]

Well done, again, now that you've got at least a tie for first locked in. A hilarious, ingenious article since the image for nervous system and nothing else was posted, everything else was just icing on the scribble. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Your article's hilarious too. Definitely a feature. And apparently nobody else likes me all that much. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
I love you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:34, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Me too, I was just too shy to say it... Talk Mattsnow 08:37, June 28, 2012 (UTC)


Hello, Mr. Favor-Vending Machine[edit | edit source]

Could you please change the protection level for {{XHTML}} to autoconfirmed users? I can't think of any reason why I want this done, or anything I can do in exchange, except that I will rub the feet of a woman of your choice for ten minutes straight, with one two-minute break in the middle, and an eight-minute period for resting. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 30 '12 1:18 (UTC)

Done. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:35, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you good Sire. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Jun 30 '12 1:59 (UTC)
Thou art welcome. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:00, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

That's Not Odd[edit | edit source]

Deleting an article without it even being voted on? Mind telling me why you did it? RS (talk) 17:51, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

What are you talking about? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:53, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

You deleted my Fire Emblem Abridged article with multiple votes from the same people. What, you didn't think I'd notice/care? RS (talk) 03:24, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Here is an archive of the discussion: Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive265#Fire Emblem: Abridged. There were five delete votes and one keep vote, rendering a score of 4, which leads to deletion. At no point did anyone vote more than once. It was thus properly deleted, but you're free to have a copy in your userspace to work on. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:47, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

How would I get this copy and what was SPECIFICALLY unfunny about it. It better not have been, "I don't get it," either. RS (talk) 17:02, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Ask an admin (like the one you're talking with) to move it in your userspace, like User:ResurrectedSage/Fire Emblem Abridged. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:05, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)

You could hack it up and put it in RS's user space, Xam. Talk Mattsnow 17:07, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hack? Wait, you're meaning Xam isn't an admin? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:19, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)

He is. When they bring back a deleted article, the log says "Xamralco hacked up XXXXXX". Damn furry cat! :P Talk Mattsnow 17:30, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Actually there's a mistake at the voting-process! Wasn't it like that IP Addresses's votes are counted only as half? *laughs evily* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 17:44, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)
The article is now located at User:ResurrectedSage/Fire Emblem: Abridged. And as for what is unfunny, well you base all of the humor off of sex, in-jokes, and swearing, which really isn't clever. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:35, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Being sarcastic will be worked on another time. RS (talk) 07:06, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

As the other contributor to Fire Emblem: Abridged, I have a few things to say that hopefully can be answered. You see, many pages here on Uncyclopedia are incredibly crude. For example, any of the pages I linked to in the article, especially Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. That said, should I put those pages up for deletion? I don't consider poets/playwrights/etc gay simply because of modern thoughts on what is "gay" and not. Many of the quotes insinuate this. Also, there are many other implications, but I think you see the point. I will refrain from using such humor next time I work on an article, but my question is this: Why are the aforementioned pages (and others I'm unaware of) still around? --LuMontyZ Was Here 15:14, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

They're mainly here because they haven't been deleted yet. I admit that many articles on this site are unnecessarily crude, but that doesn't mean that unnecessary crudeness is encouraged. It's discouraged, but older articles tended to be less sophisticated. Eventually, most of the stupider stuff will either be huffed or rewritten. Definitely nom articles for deletion if you believe that they should be deleted. That's what VFD's for. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Good deal, I was hoping you would reply as such. I'll re-draft the new version so it'll read nicer. --LuMontyZ Was Here 23:02, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

We're getting there[edit | edit source]

I (casually) added an article to the Constitution (just like that). I feel powerful for saying that! LOL. It's gonna be like a Great wine: long in the making! I have nothing against that at all, let's take our sweet time. The important thing is to have fun and produce somethind hilarious. BTW, do you know who Benny Hinn is? Talk Mattsnow 20:53, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

I love the way its turning out and yes I do know who Benny Hinn is. Why do you ask? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:41, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
You're the first that does! I wrote an UnNews about him. I like the fact that the Constitution is a long term thing ! Talk Mattsnow 17:05, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

World War V[edit | edit source]

Wow, that was fast! I was just going to ask someone to delete the redirect. Thanks. In the future I will go to my namespace right away instead. Änjelajs (talk) 20:39, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

No biggie. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:58, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Review request[edit | edit source]

Well, all I can say is that everything went better than expected with the PLS. I really want to improve my article (It's my first article). Can you do a full Pee Review of it? Here it is: User:Bp2611/HowTo:Make your own LHC --Bp2611 07:59, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, just give me a day or two. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:16, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. --Bp2611 07:59, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

You're Winner![edit | edit source]

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Poet Lowrate
 
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Human Anatomy

Thanks to the subjective whims of some rank basement dwellers, your article won the PLS! Enjoy this template as consolation for your wasted, wasted time. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:52, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Review is inactive[edit | edit source]

How come I haven't seen that many reviews recently? --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 03:40, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Because you aren't doing enough/writing enough articles. Hop to it! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:18, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Java vandal[edit | edit source]

I've warned them not to disrupt Uncyclopedia to make a point (see Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to make a point). --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 15:10, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

On the principle of "If I show them enough Wikipedia policies, they will become ashamed and stop"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Jul 4 '12 22:38 (UTC)
Meh... it kinda applies here. Some IP just blanked UN:NOT. You know what I did? I just told them to stop. Hopefully they will and we won't need to block them. --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 18:06, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:21, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?[edit | edit source]

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? User:Matthlock/sig2 20:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thought about you[edit | edit source]

Dumbo thinks you should put a focus on your real life rather than spending too much time on Internet stuff. He will also trample you in case the Pee Review is not done in a timely manner!

Just check this and if you're up for it, do it! I don't care if it takes a week. I don't care if you don't do it either, no problem! I ask you because you are a great reviewer. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mattsnow/Quebec City Talk Mattsnow 22:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I will take a look at it but a full pee could take a while as I like to take an hour or so out of my day to really analyze the article and I'm still incredibly busy. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
I don't care at all if it takes a week or if you let it slide, someone will ultimately pick it up on Pee. Your In Real Life stuff is far more important. Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 00:27, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Just kidding with the pic lol, I have 4 beers in. Talk Mattsnow 00:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Forget it, Chief did the review! OK Dumbo, you can trample him, I won't need him. XD Talk Mattsnow 01:55, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
And right when I was about to do it. Damn you, you judge/video game controller, you. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:57, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

"Vegetarians shouldn't write articles"?[edit | edit source]

Sir, I challenge you to a duel. I win, you have to eat a celery stick. I lose, and I'll eat chicken.

CwCJohnMarstonBT.jpg

Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:24, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

5 o'clock. Behind the dumpster. Be there. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:40, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

IP vandal[edit | edit source]

Some dude just vandalized Restless legs syndrome. I've rollbacked them and warned them on their talk page not to do it. Please don't block them unless they strike back (1 week ban). --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:52, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

If you see this happen it's better to go to BP. Saberwolf116 (talk) 22:54, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:CBS reporter executed for impropery using the term "literally"; Grammar in America continues to erode[edit | edit source]

I just saw this, is the typo: "impropery" intentional? Talk Mattsnow 23:23, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

lol. I once heard someone say, "Never correct anyone's grammar because chances are, you'll make a worse mistake while correcting them." --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:26, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Since the article was about grammar, I thought that maybe it was part of the joke. Talk Mattsnow 23:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
My God, how many retarded spelling mistakes did I make? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:36, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
A couple. And where the hell is the "qvfd" button atop pages? Is my PC fucking up or do you have that too? Talk Mattsnow 23:55, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Everything's getting a little fucked up. The math tags don't work, I can't access my preferences. I added <center> and had to refresh the page for the thing to actually center. I think that someone's changing the coding so I wouldn't worry. The admin version of the qvfd button is there though. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:12, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, things seem to get weird, I couldn't tag edits as minor 30 minutes ago, now I can. :S And a guy vandalized my userpage, please ban him indefinitelily lol Talk Mattsnow 00:32, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
TKF beat me to it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and I asked you earlier about Benny Hinn since I put the UnNews on VFH quite a while ago, UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare, but I was shy about whoring directly. Also, I think someone who knows who he is will find it a lot funnier. (Unless that person believes his crap lol!) Talk Mattsnow 02:53, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
I thought that I had already voted for that. Just goes to show you: indirect whoring is damn ineffective! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:48, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Noticed odd shit happening too. Maybe the servers are about to pop? 110.49.241.202 01:18, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Age of consent[edit | edit source]

Hey man, why did you delete my article about age of consent laws? I thought it was

whimsical, had some satire and was quite funny. Maybe you just don't get my humor.

I'm sure a lot of other people would so I think it should be up for voting. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.237.226.73 (talk • contribs)

I deleted it mainly because the article was much too short. Length is a standard and tiny articles can be deleted without a vote. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:56, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Anon, it sounds like an interesting concept. Sign up with a username and then ask again for this to be undeleted and put in your userspace for work, which you could then do at your own pace. Spıke ¬ 14:26 12-Jul-12

Read this and tell me what you think of it[edit | edit source]

User:Matthlock/UnSignpost entry take-2 User:Matthlock/sig2 19:44, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

Just thinking about something policy wise[edit | edit source]

I was going through unpatrolled changes and came across User:Owen12345. Our unwritten policy is that user pages are generally sacrosanct, although we have made exceptions relating to blatant advertising, excessive vanity, or vandals. This doesn't really fit into those categories. While I was away though there was an introduction of a content warning by Wikia. I personally think that they are well within their rights to do this - they are our host, and we don't pay them for the hosting. The only thing that they have asked in the past is that they can promote other wikis (with the ads at the bottom of the page) and the occasional "We have a complaint about abc. Could you remove it?". They generally leave us to our own. The expectation is, partially, that we are self-policing. I've also had my attention drawn to WP:WP:NOTWEBHOST, which is the WP policy relating to user pages. While I don't agree with using WP policies here verbatim, I understand using the concepts of some of those policies here. In short, I'm wondering of we should review our guidelines on user page content. If it has no comedic value, what's the point in keeping it? What do you think? Nominally Humane! 02:38 15 Jul

Owen12345 is one of two users I've seen who uses his user page exclusively to prepare a scorecard based on some TV show or off-site activity. I've listed them for Ban Patrol a couple times and gotten pushed back based on the current policy described above. In my opinion, these guys are using Uncyclopedia as a free computing resource for their own purposes, which have nothing to do with ours. Spıke ¬ 02:51 15-Jul-12
Let's not forget User:Camp Raspberry or User:Sugababes. I'm quite certain there are more. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Jul 15 '12 2:59 (UTC)
Tee-hee. Look what I just stumbled across: User:Plan_B, User:Tom Parker, User:Justin Lee Gerrard, User:Girls Aloud History, and User:JLS, all edited by 90.211.58.30, and, yes, my suspicions are confirmed, that's an IP in the U.K. I'd bet someone else's left nut that it's a lackey from the PR firm that represents those crappy acts. In which case, this shit all counts as spam. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Jul 15 '12 3:02 (UTC)
If these guys are asking these guys be banned for being annoying promoters of crap TV shows then I concur. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:32, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
The main question here is "Are they promoting something or just writing random shit?" Socky's userpage, for example, doesn't follow wikipedia's guidelines but it follows our guidelines because it's not spam/vanity. I think our userpage policy is fine and we shouldn't change it, but what you showed me, in my mind, qualifies as spam. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:09, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I say ban the hell out of that UK IP. It's apparent sockpuppetry, at the least. If someone from that IP address has an issue with getting banned (and I can bet they won't make a peep, because they're spammers and spammers just go elsewhere), they can take it up via email or IRC. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Jul 15 '12 13:14 (UTC)
I huffed the userpages, but there's no point in banning the IP. He hasn't edited in 2 years and your IP address can change in that amount of time. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:20, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Socky's user page is random shit? Delete it! Nominally Humane! 01:28 15 Jul
Actually, I believe that IP may have registered User:Sugababes, in which case, yeah, he/she has edited here within the past few months. And it seems to be a statically-assigned IP, such as one that might belong to a large company. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSun, Jul 15 '12 13:49 (UTC)
Good point. He's blocked now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:54, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, could you take a look at this?[edit | edit source]

Somebody thinks Pi + Internet Protocol is funny. What do we do with the article? --Clicky! Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)Stuy'16] 16:00, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

You can add an ICU tag, which is what I did. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:35, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

My talk page[edit | edit source]

Can you PLEASE restore my talk page, it is not spam, it is important for my Sims Big Brother series on Youtube. You should have discussed with me on my talk page first before you delete MY things with no action. Thanks, not. --Owen12345 (talk) 18:56, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Your userpage is intended for only uncyclopedia-related stuff, not to promote your series on youtube. So, no, I will not restore your userpage. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:06, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, Fucker![edit | edit source]

You saved me some time. I tried to find that under construction template, but like the useless noob I am, I failed to find it. Thanks again. :-) Ratfactor (talk) 21:38, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. It's just {{Construction}}. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
Well that explains it. Who the hell would think of something as obfuscated as that? Ratfactor (talk) 21:41, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
That's why we pay him the big bucks. Nominally Humane! 12:14 19 Jul

Some interesting stuff I learned at skool to-day[edit | edit source]

IP: 69.122.228.35
Decimal:1165681699
Hostname: ool-457ae423.dyn.optonline.net
ISP: Optimum Online
Type: Broadband
Assignment: Dynamic IP
Country: United States
State/Region: New York
City: Syosset
Latitude: 40.8294
Longitude: -73.5052
Area Code: 516
Postal Code: 11791
Likes: Making redirects, racism, misspellings

And so now I know. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Jul 19 '12 10:58 (UTC)

We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 16:59, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Please read[edit | edit source]

Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-oly.pngIcons-flag-us.pngIcons-flag-jm.png Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 16:29, July 22, 2012 (UTC)


Cabbage[edit | edit source]

Xamralco...could you please feature Cabbage? It's supposed to be in the cue for today. Thanks --ShabiDOO 01:39, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Undeletion request[edit | edit source]

Why did you delete Autoconfirmed user? You provided no reason for deletion. --TC02t 18:20, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

It was a purely random list that was not actually related to autoconfirmed users and qualified for quick deletion, but don't despair (my first article was really bad). Try reading HTBFANJS, BGBU, and some of our featured articles to see what quality standards we have. Good luck! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:37, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
Please give me the entire contents of the deleted page in my user page. This is called userf1cat10n. --TC02t 00:26, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
I've moved it to User:TotalCuddles02/Autoconfirmed user. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:56, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

Poke poke[edit | edit source]

My darling Xamralco...could you please put Fire Hydrant in the feature cue (to switch over in 2 hours and 15 minutes?) And if you aren't too busy could you also put the next two features the following days so I don't have to go around bugging admins:

My deepest apreciation --ShabiDOO 21:53, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier![edit | edit source]

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo.jpg 15:31, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

A call to arms![edit | edit source]

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:04, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

(Block log) . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked 37.112.79.50 (talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎(I hate premature ejaculation as much as the next guy but your products sound dangerous)[edit | edit source]

I laughed it out! Talk Mattsnow 00:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Forum talk:Template watch[edit | edit source]

I'm now curious. Can you email me the content of the page? Failing that, restore to my user space (without links, if there are any). Nominally Humane! 12:53 29 Jul

Check your e-mail. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:44, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
Hasn't come through yet, but email sent via Wikia can drag. Thanks! Nominally Humane! 02:23 29 Jul

Delete[edit | edit source]

Hey man, you just deleted one of my articles; I accidentally published it as I started working on it, so it was incomplete. I'd appreciate it if, once I've published it when it is done, it wasn't automatically deleted. Cheers, Luke

My mistake. Next time, add {{Construction}} on top of the article to tell people that you're not done yet. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:01, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
Here ya go. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:03, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

Please man[edit | edit source]

Man can you please not delete the article I made for fun, that's what this website is about, and I don't see why I'm getting banned for creating an article when this person: http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Celebrity_Big_Brother has done exactly the same as me. It's very bias. I've already talked to someone asking if it's alright to create this article and they said it was fine, so I don't see what your problem is. Please restore the article as there is nothing wrong with it. Thanks. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:05, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

You had previously posted one of your Big Brother Lists on your userpage which you stated was "important for my Sims Big Brother series on Youtube," which is unacceptable. Your article looked suspiciously like your former userpage, not to mention that it isn't funny. Moreover, you're lying about someone telling you that it was okay to make this article as I checked your contributions and such a conversation never occurred. As for that other article, I have currently listed it on Vfd. Thank you for pointing it out. It was crap. If you want to make quality articles, that's perfectly fine. Good luck. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:15, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Why are you suspicious of the article? I'm not stupid enough to make a youtube series about 'Big Brother Antarctica' that would just be silly, and to be honest, the article I made was much better and much clearer than the Celebrity Big Brother article, that was just a mess, my article however was not. What sort of articles are you expecting me to make? Name some ideas? --Owen12345 (talk) 03:23, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Oh and can you perhaps list my article on Vfd as well before deleting it immediately without any voting. Thanks. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:25, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
If I could immediately delete that other article I would, but it's much too old for that (it's been here over 8 years). Your article was not funny and that chart thing looks mighty suspicious since there's no room for humor but tons of room for spam and stuff that doesn't belong here. I will not restore it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:33, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
If an admin decided to delete a page as it's failing on HTBFANJS, or a rollbacker reverts for the same reason, a vote isn't required. I tagged the page as {{ICU}} myself as it was borderline, at best, not realising that it was you who created it. I also flagged your old user page for deletion as it was well outside of what is relevant for this site.The fact that you'd decided to be insulting on your user page, and you've changed your tune about the purpose of your old user page, and lied about talking to another user about this, suggest that you may have missed the whole politeness aspect of BGBU. Nominally Humane! 03:37 30 Jul
My point is, I've read through the deletion policy and nothing there signifies or provides good reason for you to delete the article. My article according to that policy is acceptable and there's nothing wrong with it. And it is CERTAINLY NOT spam. So your decision is highly bias and unfair, and I've learnt from my mistakes from the whole 'spam' thing. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Xam, is it possible to restore this to his user space and just keep monitoring it? Working under the assumption of "assuming good grace" - despite his apparent gracelessness - this might be a valid compromise. Nominally Humane! 04:01 30 Jul
Owen, can't you read? It wasn't funny. That's what this site is for, not for you to use to publish your little dance card on the Internet. Spıke ¬ 12:40 30-Jul-12
This is what I will do. I will restore the article to your userspace as Puppy said but I will remove that chart. You can do whatever you want as long as you don't re-add the chart and don't move it to mainspace until it's a legit quality article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:21, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

[I quit and it's your fault][edit | edit source]

Fuck that then, I'll go create it somewhere else. Obviously it's ok for everybody else to 'create a simple table'. I don't see Don't create a chart on the website rules, so I suggest you stop making your own rules and stop being unfair. Fucking assholes. BYE – Preceding unsigned comment added by Owen12345 (talk • contribs) 14:25, July 30, 2012‎

Thanks for leaving. It's all I really wanted. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

What to do about policy[edit | edit source]

I don't see Don't create a chart in the rules either, though I did see (and comment in) #Just thinking about something policy wise above. The result of that discussion deserves to be in the rules and applied consistently. Spıke ¬ 19:09 30-Jul-12

I agree. How and where would we exactly put that, though? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:13, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

User pages are addressed in the last section of UN:CM. That deserves the additional information that user pages must serve the purpose of Uncyclopedia--and most do so by introducing yourself to other Uncyclopedians--but they are not available for arbitrary personal uses, as the start of that article mentions. I'd be Italic but the page is locked for obvious reasons. Spıke ¬ 19:21 30-Jul-12

I changed it. What do you think? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:31, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Good idea. Given it has been a de facto rule for ages, making it official is a good move. Please don't add anything against making a chart though. Charts are pretty. Nominally Humane! 11:18 30 Jul
Your change gets the job done. Spıke ¬ 01:28 31-Jul-12

Hey[edit | edit source]

You spoiled my fun! Nominally Humane! 02:01 30 Jul

Hey, you were lying. I called that number and I didn't have a good time. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:04, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
It was good for me. Nominally Humane! 02:12 30 Jul

Section with a subject[edit | edit source]

Maybe we're trying too hard! I'll just go linger on IRC a bit, it's been weeks since I went there, just come if you want, it'd be cool! Talk Mattsnow 23:19, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

And it's happening. The great whoring of our time.[edit | edit source]

Quebec City Whatever your vote is (if you don't abstain), can I have a 3 or 4 lines critic? :P Talk Mattsnow 01:54, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

I did a light copy-edit. The initial photo isn't funny. Your own opinions sometimes get in the way. Spıke ¬ 13:20 1-Aug-12
Well, they are not my opinions as I like English people. While it's true that French is under threat, I just tried to exaggerate the "language racism". Thanks for the tweaks :) Talk Mattsnow 15:38, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
You're welcome! The problem is that making caricatures of opinions that are often expressed in caricatures anyway (especially making the article's point of view be a caricature) is sometimes too hard to tell from the real thing. Spıke ¬ 19:44 1-Aug-12
PS--It is more than English vs French; there is also the trite stuff about US imperialism/dominance, plus point-of-view about the mayor. When writing humor for everyone about topics where serious disagreement exists, make sure to keep it light, preferably by lampooning both sides. Spıke ¬ 13:30 2-Aug-12

Request[edit | edit source]

A discussion is taking place at Forum:Userfy request to restore my article Megaupload. Since no-one replied to that in a long time, you might want to participate in the discussion. --TC02 (Chat with me) 16:03, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

There's no need to create a forum to request that one of your articles be restored to your userspace. You can simply ask an admin to do it for you. I understand that you're new here. Have you read BGBU? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:58, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Hi, this is FlameHorse[edit | edit source]

I was going to ask what gives you the right to judge the humor of photoshopped garfield comics, but based on what I've read on this talk page, I think you're just a cunt.– Preceding unsigned comment added by FlameHorse (talk • contribs)

Dude's got a point. You suck. Can I have five bucks? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Aug 4 '12 11:43 (UTC)
Dude, you usually have to pay the person who sucks. You never get $5 back. Separately, the problem with photoshopped Garfield comics is (1) that Garfield is not an original humor creation, and our theft of it is not justified by fair use; we are exactly capitalizing on the work that Garfield's creator did to make Garfield famous; and (2) the replacement captions that I remember were prankish, more reveling at the power to create crude things than delivering any benefit to the reader. Still separately, FlameHorse flames on for the first time in five weeks and reintroduces himself to us with an unsigned message that calls an Admin a cunt. Spıke ¬ 14:36 4-Aug-12
Does that mean I'm not a cunt? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
Of course not! That an accusation is uncouth does not mean the charge is false. Spıke ¬ 20:47 4-Aug-12
I've never met a cunt I didn't like. Nominally Humane! 10:59 06 Aug

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:14, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

Thing[edit | edit source]

You deleted a bunch of stuff a while ago that looks like this could you do it again there please? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:27, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

iBauer[edit | edit source]

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:47, Aug 15

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:35, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

Template:MonthlyAwards[edit | edit source]

Can you update this please? I know its the 25th, but meh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:16, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

We need a better system for these monthly award things. I personally suck at doing them and have no idea what to say, but we should have someone update them regularly. I'll give these a go, however.--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:20, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

Front page[edit | edit source]

Thanks, the front page was driving me potty. Can we do away with an entire article being on the front? Pointless. People who are new to uncyclopedia will leave as they can't see what the sites about. Ticklethekeys (talk) 03:11, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

It's very uncommon for the entire front page to become an article. It only happens when the joke is derived from how the page is formatted, so you shouldn't see it happen very often. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:23, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Biden does it again[edit | edit source]

What do you think of the improvements. Nominally Humane! 01:48 28 Aug

It's much better. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:24, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
It addresses my complaints that the article was too short and that it had no theme; the theme now seems to be a swarm of hypercritical interest groups picking apart everything a candidate says. It doesn't address my complaint that the comments attributed to Obama aren't anything he would say and aren't the way he would say it--though you do parlay the comments to a new joke. And the theme is muddied by the cheap shot at Fox at the end, and the cheap shot at Biden at the start. "UnNews:Biden does it again" is like "UnNews: Biden continues being a dope" which suggests advocacy and doesn't sound like news. The link is real, and addresses your original concern that you had not been following the thrusts-and-parries of midsummer American political positioning closely enough to understand the article; only, screwing with the title makes it seem like a fake link and decreases the chance that the reader will follow it to understand the basis for the UnNews. Finally, in my opinion, this is an event with all parties acting so absurd that an UnNews could revel in the absurdity rather than play to chronic stereotypes. Spıke ¬ 14:43 28-Aug-12

UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery[edit | edit source]

Here's how I would have played it. Spıke ¬ 14:25 30-Aug-12

Nicely done. Much drier than the original, and much of it relates to events I know next to nothing about, but due to the tone of it all it's obvious that it's referring to similar "gaffes" along the way. I like it. (Of course, you and Funnybony outclass me on UnNews every time.) Nominally Humane! 12:15 31 Aug

Thanks. The "events you know next to nothing about" are now catalogued on the article's talk page. Spıke ¬ 21:00 31-Aug-12

It's been some time[edit | edit source]

Since I talked to you, so I guess I'll be brief and tell you how awesome you are. By the way, have your jimmies rustled? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 06:04, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

Figurative jimmies or jimmy, the guy I have locked in my basement? By the way, love the lasagne article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:33, September 3, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 10:58, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations[edit | edit source]

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- The Zombiebaron 03:07, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

But don't vote for Xamralco. I created a new page for 'World series cricket', and the moron deletes it after 1 day. Jesus. Not funny enough for you sick cunts or what?

I think you need a day off...I insist Anon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:29, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Where did you go?[edit | edit source]

You have disappeared, this saddens me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:33, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

You despair too soon Frosty. He must just be away for a short time. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:42, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
But he's Xamralco! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:56, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you[edit | edit source]

Hero, you voted for my Lasagne article and it got featured. I'm too much of a douchebag to make a template(actually, I have a lot of shit in my hands but proclaiming that would make me a pussy.) so yep, you're awesome. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 01:20, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

Waaaaaaah![edit | edit source]

A few months ago, you deleted a classic and beloved page by many. I don't care what you think of it personally, a lot of people took joy in the humor of the page, and you've wiped it clean.

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion?oldid=5514000#Lost_.28TV_series.29.2FPrevious_recaps

The action you five took in deleting this was a complete outrage, garbage work. This page worked on and beloved by many, with no other way of accessing it. It was one of the few enjoyable pages on this relatively crappy unfunny parody Wiki. Just terrible. Just terrible. Shame on you and everyone who took part Lost Previous Recap page's deletion. I know a number of others were greatly upset. I'm speaking out against your terrible work.– Preceding unsigned comment added by Disenchanted Reader (talk • contribs)

Bizzeebeever's response. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 8 '12 10:30 (UTC)

Yo I am A N00b[edit | edit source]

Adopt me Mak G Nigga (talk) 20:02, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you![edit | edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Nov 20 '12 9:20 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit | edit source]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:35 (UTC)

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:09 (UTC)

Where did you go friend?[edit | edit source]

D: --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 05:06, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:08 (UTC)

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:41 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit | edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:31 (UTC)

Hello![edit | edit source]

Glad to see you're not completely dead. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:10, 9 January 2013 (UTC)

Sadly, this is only my 2nd or 3rd time I've been on the site since September. I'm just too caught up with real world stuff. :( --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:12, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
Pfffft, that's more than some users seem capable of. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:13, 9 January 2013 (UTC)
I've been off the site for a while too, although I'm plotting a comeback. I changed a dead link on our collab Rick Santorum. I had so much fun reading the thing again, we really made a hilarious one! I hope you are doing good Xam :) Talk Mattsnow 20:52, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost sez, "Give Pease a Chance!"[edit | edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 5:32 (UTC)

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:25, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:04, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:36, 7 February 2013


It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:36, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:39, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:55, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:38, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:48, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

I seen you![edit | edit source]

YOU EDITED :D <3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:42 3.17.13

Wow. Hi Xamralco! Awesome to see you. Um. Shame it appears to be under these circumstances. Um... You are going to have to provide a lot more about why you think you have the right to remove edits to Cow tipping. I don't think you do, and so I (unfortunately) do intend to recreate them unless can explain in more detail why you think you can. I think you should make a forum about this. Anyway, great to see you dude. I'm sure you have a good explanation, but I think people are going to want to hear it before we let you take one of OUR featured articles away... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:56. Mar 17. 2013
I figured someone would say that. Essentially, while I had published the article on here, I had also submitted it to a writing contest. I ending up winning a prize and they now own the exclusive rights to the piece for the next two years. They told me to take it down. I'm not sure what the legal implications are so I figured that since the only edits I had reverted were my own, it was fine to take down. If you notice, what I removed was my complete rewrite. No significant edits by any other user were reverted. If the article had not been featured, I feel that little to no notice would have been taken. However, this is a unique situation as the article was featured. I had also reverted my edits on the Wikia site (of course, no one there gives a shit). Nonetheless, due to the reasons stated above, I do feel that removing the article was appropriate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:50, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
Sorry mate. You are going to have to give a better explanation than that. I think that you wrote this article on Uncyclopedia first. Whatever happened after that is of no interest to Uncylopedia. I think you need to make a forum post about this explaining EXACTLY what has happened and where to everyone. Dates, times and places and such... To me it looks like you wrote this article on Uncyc and then decided to submit it elsewhere afterwards. Either that happened, or you have broken the rules for submitting articles. Did you do that with any of your other FA??? If so you are a cheat. I don't think you are... Hmm... You will need to provide exact details saying where, and when exactly what happened... Sorry mate. Yes, because this is an FA I'm not letting this one pass. As I don't want to get into a revert war wit you... I'm requesting that you need to make a forum about this so the rest of the community can decide. We are both admins so our views carry equal weight. We need to let others decide this... If you do not make a forum about this I will recreate your edits to the page and make the forum myself... All the best... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 10:42. Mar 18. 2013
Better yet, why don't you write for the USP again, good old buddy?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 12:25 3.18.13
That would be good 2, but we still need that forum please, thanks. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:33. Mar 18. 2013
I created a forum concerning the issue at Forum:Deleting your own featured article. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:15, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
Awesome. Thank you. ...and sorry to be a Dick. This situation has never happened before (to my knowledge) and I'm keen to set a precedent for this as it could happen again... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:26. Mar 18. 2013
No worries. I doubt this has happened before either, and you were right: a forum is necessary. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:48, 18 March 2013 (UTC)
BTW, it's my favorite article from you. I really enjoyed how polite and light of heart it was, which was perfect as a contrast for the brutality of real cow tipping. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:53. Mar 18. 2013

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:30, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:56, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:26, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:37, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:45, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

Hey Xam[edit | edit source]

I read your forum and of course voted so you have the right to do this, I'm chuffed you had recognition! It would be cool if you e-mailed me at the rather complicated address mattaidepikiw@hotmail.com, the other one's been hacked by a guy in Algeria (not even kidding). I'd like to talk about articles and stuff. I've been away for pretty long too! :) Talk Mattsnow 23:06, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:09, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

-RAHB 04:43, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit | edit source]

Enjoy! IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 10:27 7 July 2013

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us


Anton (talk) 11:37, 7 August 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters[edit | edit source]

Hi, just letting you know that since you don't seem to be active these days I've moved you from the list of active adopters to the list of inactive ones. If you should become active again, you may want to move your name back to the active list. Hope to see you around. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:28, 16 Mar 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 05:13, 5 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 09:53, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:54, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
We're delivering it to your door anyways!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:23 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Word to your mother.
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:10 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit | edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now Delivered Trendily Late!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:12 (UTC)