User talk:ResurrectedSage

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Greetings!

Hello, Resurrected Sage, and thanks for trying to outdo me on the Oscar Wilde page! Before editing further, please go f*** yourself. If you want to find out more about kitten huffing or something, use the search bar. Minor Fix'd.– Preceding unsigned comment added by LuMontyZ (talk • contribs)

Please excuse LuMontyZ, he hasn't been housebroken, and was dropped on his head as a child. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, May 14 '12 21:40 (UTC)

I'm not worried bout LuMontyZ since he keeps getting in trouble with the kitten police.:

Don't forget to sign your posts RS. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:35, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Wilco Romartus RS (talk) 20:18, May 16, 2012 (UTC)

Myself

That and other Oscar Wilde quotes make my day. I just want to point this out while thumping my chest to have a huge ego. If this disturbs anyone, I don't care, kiss my ass and other stupid things.

Feel free to add things. I would say, don't delete things and keep it funny and see how long the chain can go. I won't delete it randomly.

And I'd do a Belgian girl if I could right now. By girl I mean legit adult woman, preferably with big boobs.

RS (talk) 04:15, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

Just a note

Since this talkpage WILL be used (I guarantee you, I just used it as I wrote this!) please sign all posts no matter what the caliber, on this page (and anywhere else on Uncyclopedia, as long as it is a forum or talkpage. (Remember, to sign your posts, please use the four tildes.)

Thanks.

^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 22:38, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, ResurrectedSage, We Love You!

I, LuMontyZ, do hereby apologize for my rather potent words earlier. This is not in bold to be obnoxious, rather so that it can't be missed. Have a wonderful day. LuMontyZ (talk) 03:44, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

RS can put something on your user page? Turns your sig from red to blue. The hound dogs of Uncyclopedia are trained to keep an eye on the 'Vandal Reds' for potential disruptive behavior. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, May 18, 2012 (UTC)

'Vandal Reds'? What are those? RS (talk) 16:16, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

Against votes

It's your full right to vote against articles, but I've noticed you almost never explain your vote. I'm not saying you should explain every single vote you make, but even a little hint as to why you didn't like the article is more respectful towards the article's author. If you repeatedly vote against on stuff without explaining yourself, you might come across as an intentionally disruptive person. I'd just like to prevent any such misunderstandings from occurring. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 21 May 2012

I appreciate your concern. Most of my votes against that don't have anything after the word "Against" hails from the land of "I didn't find it funny." That's the simplest reason. RS (talk) 16:10, May 21, 2012 (UTC)

It would be politic to add that or other variations like 'I don't see it as a feature' or 'needs more work' when casting a vote against. If the article then fails to become a feature, then at least the author or nominator can look at it again and improve the piece. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:35, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Then I will do so, if I don't remind me to nudge me to actually do so and it will be fixed. RS (talk) 07:36, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

We will just fart all over your house every time you forget. On your pillow, over your silverware, into the phone etc... Its a more effective reminder. --ShabiDOO 18:14, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

I think I'd rather not. RS (talk) 21:46, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Shut Up Valens

Because I can. RS (talk) 06:07, July 7, 2012 (UTC)