User talk:DJ Irreverent/Archive 7

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When you're GMT active[edit source]

No one can hear you scream. Except for those around wishing to defile your talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:36, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 20:54, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

This needs to be here[edit source]

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:13, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit source]

MrN9001 18:58, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit source]

MrN9001 21:00, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING


Merry Christmas[edit source]

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Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk)

A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit source]

Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:17, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit source]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21

Tis' The Season[edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S SATURNALIA!

Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!

Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS


Merry Christmas![edit source]

Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:49, Dec 24

Treat[edit source]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
EAT IT! NOW!!

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]

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Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!


----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:00, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

Punch![edit source]

Boxing.jpg Thanks for the card and Happy Boxing Day!

So that's it for another year... now it's all turkey sandwiches and packing up the presents to sell on ebay.

So take advantage of this last day to have the traditional punch-up with your family.

-- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif

Thanks[edit source]

For the eye-popping xmas card.  :) --T. (talk) 16:36, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Bore da[edit source]

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:19, 2 January 2009 (UTC)


Yet Another Award[edit source]

Shellac.jpg You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH
which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra
which is only slightly scratched.

Rabbi Techno

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit source]

MrN9001 00:53, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit source]

MrN9001 15:50, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January[edit source]

MrN9001 21:22, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Where have you gone?[edit source]

I know it's summer over in Oz, but that's no excuse to abandon your computer and go outside. I hear there's snakes out there. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:48, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit source]

MrN9001 02:21, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Thankies[edit source]

'Ullo DJ, I'm just popping past thanking people for voting me runner-up to Mordillo in UotY - it seriously means a lot to get the votes of good users like yourself, and I'm a happy little sewer-dweller right now. I'd be even happier if you came back and wrote something. Maybe I'll wander off and actually do something on that collab you suggested all those ages ago - perhaps that'll help! Anyway, hope you haven't melted in the heat, see you around, and thanks again! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:37, Feb 1

Thank you![edit source]

I wanted to stop by and say, from the bottom of my heart, a big thank you for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:00, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:05, Feb 5

UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:37, Feb 11

UnSignpost 19th February2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:58, Feb 19

Define "more interesting"[edit source]

My pictures are usually pretty fail, to be honest. But what would you rather? I'd apreciate your imput. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:43 21 February 2009

Something funny. Face it most people don't have great pictures. Use them to break up the story, as it was better than some of your other articles but kind of droned on and went nowhere. Also a punchline at the end would be a kicker to. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:18, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th February 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:14, Feb 26

UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:44, Mar 6

Template[edit source]

Hi DJ, sorry but I had to repair your 2008 thanks template since it seems the Wikia guys were serious about the parser thing. My user discussion page was all red suddenly ... Now it's back to normal and I'm ready for more thanks. Cheers :) NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 13:55, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 12th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:28, Mar 13

UnSignpost 19th March[edit source]

MnbvcxzBot 05:04, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

So, I Hear You're Adopting N00bs[edit source]

I've also heard that you think yourself to be a good writer. Being that I am a n00b, I meet the basic criteria to become your adoptee. On top of that, I also think myself to be a moderately decent writer of writerly things, and so, I have determined, if you, a writerly non-n00b, were to adopt me, a writerly n00b, we would make a very nice team. So, what do you say? I'll even call you Master, or Father, or Jesus, or Megan, or whatever it is you prefer, and I'll bake fresh cookies every morning.


Klee 18:21, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th March 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:32, Mar 28

UnSignpost 2nd April 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:36, Apr 2

For your vote...[edit source]

Potatostab.jpg
The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:18, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Dude[edit source]

Editing Uncyc is one thing, but I may have to draw the line at criticising House!!! That show is awesome man! You may also have gone a bit over the top with your edit summary there, considering that there was no talk page discussion or anything about it... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:51, Apr 3

House is good but it has no relevance to F1 at all. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:00, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Must be some kinda Uncyclopedia or something. I considered it funny. Actually I'm not that bothered about the edits. More the manor in your edit summary. Kinda suggested that you own the page or something right? A comment like:
Do NOT revert, none of those entries were funny or at all relevent. Norris is 
overdone, House and Maddox are just lame.

Coming from a person who has not edited the page before is kinda not appropriate. Maybe the guys who regularly do edit that page really like that stuff. Would you like it if I left a summary like that in one of your articles? Seriously? Just be a bit less "I'M THE BOSS" kinda thing, and you will make us look a bit less like a fascist dictatorship. That's all I'm asking. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 13:40, Apr 3

UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit source]

Hand-delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:20, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey..[edit source]

I just made my account, I'm an uber n00b. It says you're adopting n00bs..will you please adopt me? (Sorry if I'm acting a bit n00bish, I just don't know how you do things here).Drunk Monkey 21:39, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Another baseless article[edit source]

Hi, an idea for a snickerish article came up this morning. Want to collaborate on it? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:01, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'll be fairly busy for the next few weeks, the recent editing increase was really just a teaser, so I'd say try and get some of your own ideas down and I'll work with you and what's there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:36, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Sure, that one is finished already, was a breeze to write - such a cheap shot but I think it came out OK. I have a kazillion of new ideas, stubs and so forth, so just send me a line any time you feel like helping out. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 11:10, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit source]

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:54, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't have Pie[edit source]

The most loved one of the Sisters. Worship her.

This user is a spoiled
Mummy's little darling.
Observe their cuddliness.

But I thought I'd slam this on your user page. However it doesn't make any sense to me, so you can work it in there yourself, if I ask really, really nicely, right? O_O And the Luvvy would do anything for cuddles (or cookies...) I may be hallucinating, but I have the feeling I haven't seen much of you around here lately. Or have I? Ah well, it's called decaffeination and I need to cure it... *wanders off to the kitchen to worship Caffeina* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 10:57, 17 Apr

Pee Review[edit source]

Hey, thanks for the pee review to my article. (Though I just saw it). Thanks for the helpful comments! ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 09:20, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Zheliel/Awww ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 09:40, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Not so fast there[edit source]

If an author tags an article with {{Construction}} we should give them the chance to complete their article--Sycamore (Talk) 15:51, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Well once Why?:my penis isn't staying up clocks over a week old it's going on VFD to let democracy decide. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:29, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
What happened to teaching the world to sing?:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:29, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
I tryed to raed it but it just say your gay. Come on, it's not in tune. Go democracy!-- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
No need to take it to VFD. Once the tag expires an admin will take look at it and decides it fate - thumbs up or down. If it survives (which judging by it's current state, I doubt it) and an admin takes off the tag, you can take it to VFD. I did that trick once in my pre adminhood period, and ZB blocked me for a day for doing that. The bastard. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:41, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:28, Apr 23

Hi[edit source]

I'm glad you enjoyed Tradesmen --Nikau 04:40, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

It was incredibly good, one of the best things I've read in ages. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 11:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:29, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Voat hoaring.. Sorta[edit source]

Hello, Sir DJ Perfectionalisticismism. I am planning to put this article through VFH. Would you mind taking a quick look at it and telling me if it is featurable? Thanks Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:55, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Signpost[edit source]

I can't believe I nearly forgot to ask you for a comment on this... We're doing a proper special edition of the Signpost to celebrate the first anniversary, and I'm trying to get comments from all major contributors (except Cajek, who still ain't responding). Seeing as how it was you who Cajek first passed the torch to when he got Signpost burnout, it would be remiss to not include a comment from your good self. Any pithy or pertinent observations? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:43, May 5

And I dropped said torch like a ton of bricks as a good child should always do. I could not take on the family business, I needed to dance. Anyway, I wrote about 2 articles and messed around with a few by Qua/NXWave, so what should I say? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:35, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
That'll probably do, TBH, unless you want to say something that makes you sound cool somehow. the blank page is, as ever, your canvas, should you wish it to be... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:39, May 5

Yet another useless award[edit source]

Mechthing.jpg Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing
because you voted for something I wrote to be featured.
Cheers!

Quick Question[edit source]

Hello there! you recently edited Red Lobster, a page I wrote, where you added to one of the photo captions "Often overwhelmed be nefarious wrongdoers". I can't exactly understand what you are trying to say there, or even if that was what you meant to type. So, what are you trying to say there? Thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 18:04, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm not entirely sure, I just saved halfway through an idea because a friend visited. I was going to add some joke but was distracted. A one liner would fit perfectly though, and you could make one funnier than I could. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit source]


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Per your request[edit source]

It is complete. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:05, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 14th[edit source]

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 18:54, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Why did you...[edit source]

...delete my forum post? Just seems like an odd thing to do. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:44, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

Oops, must have posted on top of it, no harm meant --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:54, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Ah, it's OK, just curious is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:28, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Although you do realize this means I'll have to kill your, right? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:28, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 21st[edit source]

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 22:32, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Adoption[edit source]

Hey! Your adoptin some n00bs right? Well, just becuase the fact I am definitley a n00b, and just because the fact you're a n00b-mentor, could you adopt me? I'm not a great writer on here, and not quite funny... yet. Maybe with your help I won't be so n00bish and i could be 1337. Anyway, get back to me... ya. --Disturbed Panhead 00:56, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Hay[edit source]

Thanks for the review, mate. I'll make the edits you specified! Staircase CUNt 17:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit source]

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Staircase's article[edit source]

Hey DJ, you're better at judging what's good and bad. Who's version was better? Are they cowriters now, like I said on Stairs' talk page? You and I could get away with way more than Stairs could if you convinced me to do stuff.   Le Cejak <6:31 May 31, 2009>

I'd say Stairs one did have a better tone and it was originally his article that he wrote alone. Muscling in on an article without the author's permission, unless they are away, is generally a no no. Really we don't want to scare a good writer like Steps off the site. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:38, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Plus it was an improvement on his last news I saw, so he should be encouraged. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 06:39, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
You're right. Being as you're his big brother, could you talk to him? I'm going to revert his article. Tell him to not root me on or anything.   Le Cejak <6:40 May 31, 2009>
hey, is Zim sysop? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt orb spinning.gif 06:42 May 31 '09

Your against comment[edit source]

Awesomeness   Le Cejak <14:45 Jun 01, 2009>

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit source]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 01:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

With thanks[edit source]

Voight.jpg
A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:14, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Believe me, historiography is a bitch. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:50, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Sup DJ?[edit source]

This. Here's the thing: Your edit is good, but it doesn't really fit the theme of the article. Americans mostly wouldn't get the references. It was me who reverted it the first time, and it looks like TKF has reverted it again. I'm sure nobody wants to see a revert war, especially between colonizers, so maybe we can come to a compromise? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:21, 11 Jun

Yet the site is not all Americans is it not? If it's just going to get reverted then by all means leave it off, but that section seemed fairly bland to me at least. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:56, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
No, of course the site isn't all American. The article however is supposed to be. As the person who wrote that little bit I agree it's a little bland. And I'm certainly not against you punching it up a bit, I'm just suggesting you try to do it in a more "American" (read: completely ignorant) sort of way. In any case, I certainly ain't trying to start any drama or cause any ill will. I still think you're swell. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:02, 13 Jun

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit source]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:11, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

thanks[edit source]

Thanks for cleaning up the vandalism on the Holocaust article. I appreciate it. --Clemens177 03:48, 13 June 2009 (UTC)==Thanks!==

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FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

I, like, appreciate your support, or something.

Guildy


Thanks thank tank (again-again!)[edit source]

Howtosandcastle.jpg "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

Well not again, but you abstained teh first time and that's like a for. Seriously though, thanks! :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 00:37 16 June 2009

Hello[edit source]

I'm just here to ask if you'd like to adopt me. I like witty/intellegent humor but I also love carefully-placed poop jokes. I'm also a fan of exaggeration in comedy...when jokes go on for way too long. I also love a good one liner. I want to learn about formatting a wiki page and basically how to set up a good article. If you think you'd be a good mentor for me, please get back to me! Thank you.

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit source]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:40, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Moar Feature Thankies[edit source]

Pencil2.jpg Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:01 22 June 2009

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit source]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:19 30 June 2009

Ta![edit source]

SP-Orian57.jpg I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

What's up? :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:13 1 July 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:11, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours![edit source]

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Heartbeat2010.png
The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:01 5 July 2009

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:08, Jul 9

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:09, Jul 9

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:15, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:17, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:32, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit source]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:33, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:57, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

*Pressed my luck*[edit source]

Hey, are you still adopting noobs? Because if you are, I need a mentor. D; --CreamedCrap 22:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

No. I'm currently dead, only leaving periodically to eat brains and dance to Thriller. You don't happen to have any brains do you? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 01:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

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UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:06, Aug 24

UnSignpost 4th September[edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:40, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 80th[edit source]

Generally speaking, please think of the 0 dog houses! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 02:17, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Have Some Pie![edit source]

Raiders-of-the-lost-ark-1.jpg Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!!
I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

Itsa nice anda golden brown--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  12:46, September 18, 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost September 10/17[edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:40, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:04, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Dudecal[edit source]

I tried to vandalize your userpage, but it seems that since the last edit on the page, the spamfilter has been adjusted to make 4 big tags in a row spam, so you can no longer save a page with that in the text. Your userpage is now a physical impossibility. Congratulations! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:48, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's pretty awesome. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 00:19, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:16, Oct 16

ExOps[edit source]

Hey dude. I need help with this page i made, ExOps, it's a parody of Blackwater (or sandline, dyncorp, or any other private military company for that matter), and i want it to look like a "Mini-site", like what you did with the hospital page. Get back to me soon, and you will be awarded. User:Thomasfan666

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:07, Oct 23

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:31, Nov 3

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:47, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:33, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:32, Jan 21

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:51, Jan 28

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 15:10, Feb 4

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 12:58, Feb 11

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:32, Feb 18

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:42, Feb 28

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:46, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:06, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 10:58, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:44, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 22:01, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:44, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:49, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameCube 20:32, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:01, 1 May 2010

Combo breaker[edit source]

Needed to do that. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:26, May 9, 2010 (UTC)