User:Klee

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This user will give you a seizure.
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'Sup? Klee the kiwi knee cleat neat 1337 fillet O' fish here. I'm not a total n00b around these parts; I've just decided to stop screwing around and finally get myself an account at this delightful little hell-hole (because Wikipedia is below me, Conservapedia is for people who worship omnipotent sky faries, and Encyclopedia Dramatica is for sick fucks (although I admit, I briefly contemplated joining their ranks)).

I mostly fix misspellings and grammatical mistakes when they need to be fixed, but I add bits and pieces of text here and there. I'm working on an article for you guys, being that I'm an avid writer and have what I think is a fairly decent idea, although I'm wary about mentioning what my project is just in case somebody who actually took the time to memorize the location of the keys on the keyboard manages to type it up before me. Hopefully the mods deem me worthy. Hopefully.

By the way, just for the sake of banal chatter, Hiroshima is my favorite thing here. Hands down. If you haven't read it yet, you should go kill yourself. But go read it before you do. Otherwise, your carbon footprint is simply wasted waste products that the rest of the population could have been wasting in your place.


Klee 17:01, 24 March 2009 (UTC)


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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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