User talk:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Archive

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Hello, Colin "All your base" Heaney/Archive, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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There has been extensive discussion about the excess of quotes, both on the forums and IRC, and concensus was reached that they are, on the whole, massively overused and not that funny. So please, avoid revert warring with people over them. One or two quotes on an article are generally fine; if you find yourself in a situation where you are potentially engaging in a revert war over quotes, please contact an administrator for arbitration. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:38, 9 August 2007 (UTC)


I see you're training to become a cage fighter. Keep up the good work!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:00, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Remember to sign your comments with four tildes ~~~~ so users know who you are!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:08, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

In regards to your edits and the revert wars[edit]

Greetings, just as a note, adding large lists (and lists in general) to articles is generally frowned upon. We prefer actual good material rather than simple lists. Lists also have the tendency to attract IPs to add worthless material and makes the page needlessly long and difficult to maintain. Thanks. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:40, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

I highly recommend you discuss your revert issues with Kalir and stop the revert war. Admins ESPECIALLY hate revert wars. - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 16:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Rolls in, *all your bass bass bass bass* belongs to me.. Er, anyways, yeah, what enzo said. Lists aren't funny cause, well to be quite frank, no one reads them unless it's short and sweet and used to make a point. Check out HTBFANJS. —Braydie 16:53, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Pretty much seconding what those guys said. If someone reverts your edits, there's usually a good reason. Reverting their revert without discussion is generally a bad way to go. Is it can be ceasefire tiems now? Ж Kalir where's my house? 16:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Fun with Edit Summaries[edit]

Here's a fun fact (for various definitions of "fun"): I saw the edit summary on this edit of yours and thought "...the hell? Did he vandalize Enzo's userpage?"

The point I'm trying to make is that your edit summaries seem a bit...hostile. You might want to tone it down a bit. —Hinoa talk.kun 14:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)


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Merry Christmas soon![edit]

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Merry Xmas![edit]

~ Merry Xmas Colin "All your base" Heaney/Archive! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Why?:HIDE! and Chuck Norris[edit]

If you didn't know already, Chuck Norris jokes have been done so many times, and thusly are DEAD. Additionally, they are not funny (see HTBFANJS). So please stop reverting me, or I will BP you.--Æ 02:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

I, the author, do not approve your changes, so fuck off the page please--Æ 02:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your indulgence[edit]