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2012

December

Bill Melater

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So, uh, yeah, Bill Melater is a newbie who writes UnNewses. (Click that link. CLICK IT.) He deserves some congratulations for not sucking. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)
For -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 12:41, Dec. 11, 2012
For. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:20, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm

Score: 0

On the off-chance that people start voting on this again, I hereby nominate UPjcm, becuz he wroat gud unnooz, and also because he still has the template on his user-page from when he was last nominated, so I don't have to do anything. Isn't laziness awesome? Fuck yeah. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)

Leverage

Score: 8

(Nom) Since he's currently the leading vote-getter for the Writer of the Month award (and, in fact, the only nominee), this is probably redundant, but he should've been nominated for this last month, and won it. See here for "why". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 5:36 (UTC)
Boner. -RA HB 10:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
For News is what you make of it, and Leverage has. Aleister 12:38Decem12
Thank you for the nod Mr Beever. --Leverage (talk) 12:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
For. --EMC^[TALK]02:00 Dec 11 2012
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:54, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For. Definitely. It's about time this motherfucker gets more awards. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 04:57, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For. You UnNews writing son of a bitch. (No offense intended)--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 12:20, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 13:13, Dec 14

August

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

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Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom Wrote a couple of good ones last month, including UnNews:God and Nature in demarcation dispute Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
I've never one this award, despite having written a few UnNews, including features, and helping to revive it with a competition a little while ago. So screw modesty, I'm voting For.. Nominally Humane! 05:13 05 Aug
Fuck modesty, give the dog a bone. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Aug 5 '12 6:38 (UTC)
If he's never won this then why are we a wiki? Puppy is the journalists' journalist, the Pulitizer Prize winning author of "Why I Make News and then Report It", the man spoken of in whispers in the halls of any remaining newspapers everywhere. Foolitzer is his middle name. Aleister 16:22 8-7-'012
For. I do enjoy being a swing vote. ~jcm 04:00, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
Spiritual Forth If God was in His Heaven Funnybony would win this every month. Why isn't the award named after him???????!!! Or at least carved with his likeness staring out at you. I dunno. Aleister 16:24 8-7-'012
For Because he's funnier than everyone here (except me of course) --Master Wangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:59, August 12, 2012 (UTC)
Boner. The image he just made is on VFP because of what I did last night. ~ Q ZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:55, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
For Let's even it up. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:35, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

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Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 19:39, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 21:17, Aug 3

MasterWangs (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom + For Because he writes UnNews that make me laugh, hasn't won this before, should be encouraged and hasn't been nominated every month since March. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:57, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Fishalishalish (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom + For He's not a new fish in the tank, he wrote the critically acclaimed (and featured) UnNews:Man with no head swims English Channel among other great UnNewses. Mattsnow 01:05, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

July

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
nobody ever votes for me but okay ~jcm 20:30, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
I almost voted for you, maybe next month if you can come up with a good one? Not putting pressure here... Mattsnow 21:32, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

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Nom He won it a month ago but I nom him again. Incredible output, since the beginning of May, he wrote 58 good ones (probably 20 more as you are reading this), 3 of them got featured. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Ticklethekeys (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom and for This n00b wrote ten good ones, including UnNews:Sex expert says "duh" when asked about the causes of teenage pregnancy :P Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
Prolific, promising new talent. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:43, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:28, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 21:11, Jul 14

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
for He's a musical legend in his spare time. Hope you don't mind me saying Funnybony? There aren't many originals from the 60's around. Great guy. Ticklethekeys (talk) 01:04, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 06:42, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

June

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

Nom and for. Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Glorp Gloop ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jun 3 '12 5:43 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 09:57, Jun 11
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:16, 11 June 2012
Yep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 15:56, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
Gleep. Aleister 15:58 (hello TKF!) 27 June '12

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 16:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

May

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

Nom and for His recent UnNews are awesome! All of them! He wrote at least 10 in 10 days. Some of them: (UnNews:Obama auditions as comedian, UnNews:Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans, UnNews:Obama to transform trip to Afghanistan into bestseller and UnNews:Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy"). Mattsnow 16:40, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
Oh yeah! That one on Maurice Sendak is gold. Aleister 22:35 8-5-'12
For. --EMC^[TALK]22:39 May 8 2012
For. Most definitely! Weebils (talk) 04:24, May 18, 2012 (UTC)
For. SURE--Funny bony 09:53, May 18
Somebody mentioned pizza. I want pizza. Where's my fucking pizza? Who do I have to screw to get a pizza around here? GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR PIZZA. THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO PIZZA, IS PIZZA ITSELF. ICH BIN EIN PIZZA! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, May 19 '12 4:32 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:42, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

April

Tritefantastic (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

Nom and for. Wrote the hilarious UnNews:Tupperware Rave Is Huge Success and UnNews:Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
Coulda sworn this guy won this already. Ok, well, no offense to any of the other deserving folks here this month, but my vote goes to this guy because of this. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Apr 20 '12 9:20 (UTC)
For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:24, April 24, 2012 (UTC)
Dude is seriously funny -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 09:09, April 24, 2012 (UTC)
The Newt Gingrich page did it for me. Gingrich actually gave up. He had said he was going all the way to the convention, then he gave up. A liar and a dick, all wrapped up in one body. Oh, where was I, yeah, Tritefantastic writes the good stuff. Aleister 2:09 26-4-'12

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)
For Let's round this mofo out. ~jcm 20:18, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:48, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Quietly wrote 10 good UnNews articles. Mattsnow 03:51, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

For.--Funny bony 13:21, Apr 4

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. The guy wrote UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug Mattsnow 03:42, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

March

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
He never lets up, and has been unnewsing all month again. Funnybony to the max! Aleister 19:25 19-3-'12

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom this clown wrote a bunch or good ones recently (UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, UnNews:Baby trapped in well turns 25, UnNews:Amazonian sea monster emerges from river among others. Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
For. Al is on a roll here!--Funny bony 16:40, Mar 4
For. He's very good in creating Unnews articles. -- UserTalkContributions 00:28, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
For. He's awesome! And we consult each other about articles we have written; reviews on both sides have been good. :) -- the dorky contralto 16:23, March 11, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 02:34, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Mattsnow 00:16, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Since this dude returned to writing, he's had a big focus on UnNews, all of which have been fantastic (including soonly-featured UnNews:Teenager admits to having fun; D.E.A. moves to classify 'fun' as a Schedule I drug). Plus, he keeps the facebook feed in perfect sync with major events. This is a media accomplishment that cannot be overstated. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:37, March 10, 2012 (UTC)
For -- The Zombiebaron 17:06, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

February

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

and one spiritual for

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)
For Please? ~jcm 00:47, February 11, 2012 (UTC)
Spiritual For Nice work UPjcm. Yet we've found out by careful observation of one guy (TFK) that we've neglected to give this award to Mattsnow, who's written many great unnews articles and has run the UnNews department (The World's Greatest Newspaper) for many months now. You are a victim of circumstances. And you're a very good writer too. Aleister 1:22 16-2-'12

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom and for As regular as a ticking clock. His ability to make fun of political situations is awesome. Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom this clown wrote a bunch or good ones recently (UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London, UnNews:Baby trapped in well turns 25, UnNews:Amazonian sea monster emerges from river among others. Mattsnow 14:36, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. Mattsnow 23:46, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom. He was writing 2 a day at some point. I remember the excellent UnNews:Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport Mattsnow 23:52, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Mattsnow 00:00, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

Let's pause for a sec here. Matt's been literally running this shit for the last few months, has many quality (and featured) UnNewses, and for some reason hasn't won this 8 or 9 times yet. In fact, he hasn't even won this once. Christ, people. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 16:12, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
For. What the actual fuck!? --Black Flamingo 16:28, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
Whast? Hasn't won this? OK, who's the guy with the mind shield around here, putting us all in some kind of trance not to notice this. And TKF, how did you escape this shield? Aleister 17:11 Cupid's Day Boxing Day '12
Crap. Another user slighted by the insouciance of others. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Feb 16 '12 1:24 (UTC)
I concur, I've wrote on and off for uncyclopedia since 06 and never won anything until matt nominated me for foolitzer prize, a few nominated unnews articles before that but that was it, his stuff is hilarious anyways. Canadians really do have the best sense of humour --Uncle J 17:44, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
For. Per Froggy, Flamingo, Al, etc. Matt is over due for this--Funny bony 15:44, Feb 18

For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:28, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

January

Official nominations for January

Uncle J (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

Nom and for Consistent contributor, wrote some good ones. Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
For I have to vote for myself. Weird being nominated, I've had a few articles nominated but thats it. --Uncle J 16:57, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
For&WTF? He hasn't won this yet?? Uncle J has 79 quality UnNews pages. Count them, look at his user page. Read some. Damn, he's prolific. Thank you Mattsnow for rubbing our nose in the snow. Yay! Uncle J! Aleister 1:20 6-1-'12
This is a manœuver I like to call "Rectifying the Oversight". ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 6 '12 4:51 (UTC)
Yes. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:57, 6 January 2012
So many UnNews articles. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:10, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Him too, let's see if he can come up with good ones this month. Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote the featured UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance among others. Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
This guy! For later! Write more! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 07:57, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Symbolical nom I guess, since he won this numerous times before and rightfully so, he came out of the blue to write 2 good ones for the Holidays. Mattsnow 06:55, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

For your consideration, this freshly-crowned NotM has been writin' a whole bunch of quality UnNewses. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:47, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

2011

December

Leoispotter (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 strange usernames

Nomination + For. He came back after FOUR YEARS AWAY to do some articles, fools. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 2 '11 14:43 (UTC)
For. I'll try to find others to nominate to give him some competition! Mattsnow 15:20, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. Thanks d00ds-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:46, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
Potter is like the Hess truck. He comes back around every Christmas time and has a new gadget to play with each year, like a fire hose, or a dune buggy that shoots out of the truck's back compartment. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 05:41, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
For.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:31, December 22, 2011 (UTC)
Dickish vote change and self-for To ensure the +5 needed to win this...-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:26, January 1, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom Wrote UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance. Mattsnow 15:28, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
For. Just finished my third article, so I'm definitely doing this. ~jcm 19:42, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich Mattsnow 15:28, December 2, 2011 (UTC)

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom Wrote UnNews:Police mistake Black Friday lines for occupy crowds Mattsnow 15:28, December 2, 2011 (UTC)
For. I like this guy's work. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:25, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom This new guy wrote at least 3 good ones, see his contributions! Mattsnow 13:16, December 6, 2011 (UTC)
Dis dude. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:02, December 9, 2011 (UTC)

November

Codeine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom This dinosaur came back and wrote a good one. Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
For Gotta vote for yourself, innit. Also, Dinosaur? DINOSAUR? RAAAARRARARARAAARRRRRR -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 20:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
For. I'm still a better dinosaur. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 November 2011, at 22:31

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Consistently writes good ones, last month was no exception. Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Fer. This vote may change, if'n it turns out Funnybony has left forever. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 1 '11 22:46 (UTC) changed my mind.

Matt lobster (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

Nom Good reporter. Mattsnow 17:30, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
Long live the UnNews not-a-czar, who... apparently has't won this? Huh????????? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:49, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Yes. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:17 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
Definite "For". Sorry, Funnybony. If you'd just stuck around, man... ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 3 '11 22:00 (UTC)
Lobster. --Black Flamingo 13:47, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
Yep. -- 22:16, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
Gives good head. Aleister 16:19 14-11-'11

Black flamingo11 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom Wrote UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer Mattsnow 17:40, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

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Score: 0

Nom Wrote UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich Mattsnow 17:40, November 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom. I don't read UnNews, but I hear this guy's good. 1 2 3 4 ~ 03:43, 14 November 2011
For-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:01, November 27, 2011 (UTC)

October

Matt lobster (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He writes great UnNews and has a good attitude. Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Lantash (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. He wrote 2 good UnNews last month and was a discovery, for me at least. Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. An UnNews pillar. Mattsnow 16:53, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

Bizzeebeever (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 9 Uncyclopedians Bizzeebeever has successfully brainwashed

Nom and for. He wrote some good ones, including the critically acclaimed and featured UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship Mattsnow 17:04, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:10, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
For mAttlobster. (hello) 18:45, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
F☭R -- 16:59, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

* For. This guy is hilarious. Mattsnow 04:34, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:21, 15 October 2011
Heaven yeah. --Black Flamingo 12:41, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
Hell yeah! --Aleister 15:07 24-10-'11
Love the new award image... and For. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 16:54, October 24, 2011 (UTC)
For. Well deserved. I understand and I wish to continue. . 06:52, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Mattsnow (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom. He writes good ones and handles the nightmare.--Funny bony 20:46, Oct 2

For.--Funny bony 20:46, Oct 2

September

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom and for. Prolific and terrific reporter. Mattsnow 11:14, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
For. Terrific and prolific reporter. 1 2 3 4 ~ 15:33, 28 September 2011
Obvious For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 30 September 2011
F☭R! 12:08, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

July

ChiefjusticeDS (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 and a muffin

Nom & for. OK, bear with me here while I explain something: no, Chief doesn't contribute UnNews per se, but he has written a shitload of UnSignposts. Now, the Signpost is News, and it's about Uncyclopedia, so I say it counts as UnNews, dammit. Besides, Zim used to endorse it, back in the day. And anyway, trust me, churning out a bucketload of decent Signposts takes no little effort, a newsy eye, and even a certain amount of skill and possibly humour. And Chiefy has been doing this longer than (I think, by now, I can't be arsed to count) anyone else. So I say we recognise this herculean News contribution by awarding him this thing. Who's with me? --UU - natter 08:21, Jul 1
Actually, I recall him writing at least one UnNews as well. And that's just that I noticed. 1 2 3 4 ~ 00:16, 2 July 2011
UU makes a good point, although I can't help but think WotM might be a better place to celebrate Chief's contributions. --Black Flamingo 00:47, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
So what you're saying is: Chief deserves this award, but because you're putting him up for another award, you're not voting for him on this one? You can win more than one award in a month, you know. Also, this one is more newsy. --UU - natter 06:34, Jul 4
Yeah, good point, UU!--Funny bony 07:06, Jul 4
Ok, so UU makes two good points, but I'm still thinking about this one. --Black Flamingo 19:08, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
For. But I also agree with Flamingo. Still, I just nommed Guildy as WotM because he is hitting 40 features in July. So I already voted on that. I'm all for the Chief any time for any award, including this.--Funny bony 12:18, Jul 2

Comment While I think that Chief should get some credit of some sort for his USPs, the Foolitzer specifically says "This award recognizes the best writer of UnNews articles each month" and, to be nominated, one must "have written at least three "full" UnNews articles." Of course, a quick browse of the other awards shows that writing USPs doesn't seem to fit in anywhere so hmmm.... ~ Talk 14:34, 4 July 2011 (UTC)

Muffin. That's my vote at this point. I vote muffin. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:15, 4 July 2011
It's Chief! We can stand to bend the rules a little! -- 19:21, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
For.. I've been hibernating in a cave under a volcano for the last 1000 years so I've only read a few of these so called unsigned posticulations, however, they're as slightly amusing, if not better than most UnNewses so have another muffin on me. Oh wait, I already ate it, have a green tick instead. I hear their just as tasty. HauntedUndies. 09:11, July 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oops, forgot about this. For. USP is real news. --Black Flamingo 16:24, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom. I think he writes UnNews. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:16, 4 July 2011
Funnybony's highlights this month:
For. Benjamin Franklin said there are 2 certainties in life; Death and Taxes. He forgot about Funnybony. ~ Talk 16:15, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Jeez! Story of my life. Always wasting time and never getting enough credit for it. One thing I learned about being a reporter: it's only as fun as the editor. Thanks--Funny bony

16:58, Jul 21

Composure1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom. I think he writes UnNews too. 1 2 3 4 ~ 19:21, 4 July 2011
Composure1's highlights this month:
- Casey Anthony wins prestigious OJ Simpson award
- Obama proposes monetization of peas to pay off national debt
- Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize ~ Talk 16:15, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

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Score: 0

HauntedUndies' highlights this month:
- Australian Prime Minister’s popularity dips in recent polls
- Victorian government introduces anti-swearing laws ~ Talk 16:15, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

June

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nommer and forer It's been a long eight-months since Funnybony has won this, eight months in which he has written maybe 100 quality UnNews pieces (give or take a dozen, I'm too lazy to count. He's probably written another one as I'm typing this). There is nobody around now who is as proficient a reporter as Funnybony, so Iz thinkin' that another shiny gold face should be staring up at him. Aleister 13:02 5-6-'11
He write good ones. 1 2 3 4 ~ 14:42, 5 June 2011
Keeping this short to get this vote in: For.. ~ Talk 01:06, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

TheHumbucker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom. Because he also write good ones. 1 2 3 4 ~ 14:42, 5 June 2011
For. Because I's workin' fo daa man, and he daa man!--Funny bony 17:47, Jun 24
For. Mattsnow 18:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

May

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

Those "Past Winners" guys tell me that this guy hasn't won this yet. You've gotta be kidding me. Seriously. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 18:33, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
For. Sure--Funny bony 03:43, May 9
For. Yep. (talk) 03:52, 9 May 2011
Very much for. --^Dame 01:35, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
For. Definitely. --Username18 KUN FP 03:30, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
For.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:34, May 24, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yes. --Black Flamingo 12:05, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks everybody. I couldn't have done it without you. I would like to also thank my parents, my agent, my girlfriend, me dog, and everyone who has helped me overcome the art of writing to get to this point. Now, quit standing around listening to me, go out and get the news! Aleister Saturday
For. -- 15:34, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
for Mattsnow 15:27, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
For. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:15, May 31, 2011 (UTC)

April

Gravitas is Not the Issue (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

--User is an Asshole 13:35, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

Black flamingo11 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

Nomfor What's this chaos thing everyone is talking about? (talk) 23:43, 17 April 2011
He's on a neverending roll off a cliff into a wild pack of family dogs. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:46, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
For. My bud! He cooool!!! I want to encourage TheHumbucker - he's doing real good - but he just got this last month, and it looks like Flamingo has never gotten it!? SO, BLACK FLAMINGO!--Funny bony 17:59, Apr 21
Sad but true, Black Flamingo has never gotten it. I'm sending him one of the nightcrawlers named Twixie, and that should remedy that situation. Aleister 21:16 26-4-'11
We can't give this to that bonker every month... that said, is it really trolling to pull off a crazy notion? He did pull it off, and what he did could make for some very good material indeed with which to crush the spirits of noobs. I like crushing spirits. For crushing the spirits of noobs. Also, plankton. 1 2 3 4 ~ 01:08, 27 April 2011
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:05, 30 April 2011

TheHumbucker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

Nomfor Worthy supplier of misinformation we can all deal with. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:10, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
For. A consistent provider of high-quality writing, which it is hoped will not raise the bar for the rest of us hackers. On the other nominees, Gravitas is nominated either by a classmate or a sockpuppet; he had a flurry of articles at the start of the month, but many were single-joke pages that just weren't developed. Flamingo's only UnNews participation since 14-Feb was to accept a dare by Lyrithya, in the Forum protesting my real-news emphasis, to submit an UnNews (he wrote two) making the protest flagrant. They have a cult following depending on your position on the issue, but the Foolie should be for best writing, not best trolling. Spıke ¬ 16:53 20-Apr-11
To be fair, Flamingo was back in thereafter with UnNews:Motorboats blamed for plankton deaths, which got a Front Page graphic. But TheHumbucker stepped it up, eagerly snatching up every story idea dumped in the UnNews:Newsroom and doing the best writing of the month by far. I don't care who won it last month. Spıke ¬ 21:33 26-Apr-11
Cake. Seriously, what the hell? This guy is too good with these. 1 2 3 4 ~ 01:08, 27 April 2011
For. Hummy has an aptitude for this that is way beyond mine. How does he do it? He must actually read the news or something. --Black Flamingo 01:50, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

March

TheHumbucker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 11

Nom and for MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:35, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
UnNews:Sources say things, sources say. Yes. -- 04:06, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
For. --~ 08:53, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
For. I've been reviewing his stuff and it is good. (talk) 02:23, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
For. One of the most promising new talents we've had on the site in a good long while. NOBODY CHASE IT AWAY. pillow talk 08:13, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
For. Agreed--Funny bony 12:18, Mar 9
Yep yep yep. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:35, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
He should get the Foolitzer Prize this month. --Black Flamingo 20:46, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, duh. 1 2 3 4 ~ 20:56, 21 March 2011
We need a good scandal. Come on Humbucker, admit you plagerized all your stories from that New York Times guy who was fired for filing stories from a thousand miles away from the action. By by way, why aren't you in Japan or Libya, reporting from the front lines? Earn your Foolitzer, damnit, find some Japanese wheelchair-bound woman trapped in the rubble of the nuclear plant. Aleister 13:31 23-3-'11

Damn it! You beat me to the punch ~ Talk 00:57, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

For. + 1 Since both myself and Van Halen are rumored to be coming out of retirement — H. Peebles - D - HS 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- P.S. Aleister, please don't make fun of my wife. the warmth of the radiation keeps her bunyons down. — H. Peebles - D - HS 22:41, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  - Shit, it's Hawthorne Peebles. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 09:35, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

February

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 disreguards for the rules

Shameless self-nom. It has been three months since I've gotten one of these shiny things, and I would welcome one in view of: First of our articles on the Egypt putsch; first of our two articles on the South Sedan secession; continuing prettying up of the Front Page; and above all, consulting with our authors on the various Wisconsin articles to try to keep humor on top of polemics, for which I ought to get paid. My daily output dropped behind that of Funnybony, but when he mails one in whose comedy theme is that nothing happened, I have been able to twist it to assert that something did; and have reclaimed a couple halfway UnNewses by I.P.Anon. Have also continued to provide pre-publication advice for new authors. Romartus is the only other regular this month. It won't affect my future participation if a better candidate comes along; but rather than leave it unawarded, give it to me. ~~Spıke ¬ 04:01 23-Feb-11~~
- Awesome! Anyway, this award has 3 rules and no self-noms is one of them. You can read the rest up there, in the direction of this carrot: ^ -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:08, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
~~Nom~~, and next time just tell me if you want a nom. I may not be arsed to vote, but that's a whole other matter. 1 2 3 4 ~ 04:24, 23 February 2011
I'm going to go out on a limb and apply the "If you ask to be an admin, you can't be an admin" idiom here. Next month, spike. Just tell Lyrithya to do it for you. Again. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
You said that the last time there was a vote on ?pedia about whether or not to op the guy who asked to be opped. He was opped. That's the only evidence I know of regarding such a thing. Haven't seen a thing of it here, though... 1 2 3 4 ~ 06:50, 23 February 2011
Lyrithya has a point. Still, Kip is going to win so oh well. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:57, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

Nom and For this guy! He did that one with the balls, and the one about Wisconsin, and probably some other ones, and both of those are great! Some new blood around here, eh? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:09, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

I know I just said I can't be arsed to vote, but this guy has done rather good. At least, that last one was. I dunno about the rest. Although now that I think about it, I still can't be arsed to vote. Meh. 1 2 3 4 ~ 04:26, 23 February 2011
For He's written three featured UnNews. He deserves it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:27, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
For. Also unwittingly contributed a morph (pictured) to one of my UnNewses on Obama feinting to the right. Spıke ¬ 22:05 23-Feb-11
For. Because I was a dick to him, but more that he deserves this! Kip can kick out a news page whether he's in the mood or not, the essence of a good reporter. Aleister 13:22 24-2-'11
For.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
For.--~ 13:33, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 19:29, Feb 27

January

Username18 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10

Nom. Came out of nowhere, submitted 5 of the first 6 stories to UnNews, two of them garnering VFH nominations, as he force-fit geopolitics to social networking sites. The first big surprise of the New Year was a pleasant one. Spıke ¬ 23:22 2-Jan-11
In retrospect, an understatement. How about: Two Featured Articles in his first two days on the site. Spıke ¬ 16:52 11-Jan-11
Keep This page is ingenious. I love how the author managed to capture the real emotion behind two siblings at the beach building sandcastles while keeping the undertone of the narrative so clear: The two weren't building sandcastles, they were competing for the love and adoration of their grandfather. Honestly, you could make a short independent film based on this and it'd get a fucking Oscar or something. Why the fuck would any of you want to delete this? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
Um... I mean, for. The guy is a pretty good writer. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:26, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
For. I'm betting on 18 this month to encourage that it's not the themes which are funny, it's the sense of humor which is the winner - applied to any theme - preferably current news. Hopefully he'll rule this month, and many more.--Funny bony 12:45, Jan 3
This writer is a saint. This user is, without a doubt the most flawless, inspiring and quite frankly, handsome writer I have ever encountered. I hope to be half the writer he is. --Username18 22:17, January 3, 2011 (UTC)
*gets out a large knife* That could be arranged. 1 2 3 4 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 23:12, 3 January, 2011 (UTC)

Let it be noted that nominee only cast this self-vote, which he will surely not need to clinch the prize, after the instigation of "Mister Self-Promotion" Funnybony. Spıke ¬ 23:19 3-Jan-11
Just s slight misunderstanding. I recommended Username18 vote on his own VFH article - after he had already reached 10 and did not need it any more. But I was NOT referring to voting on prizes. I don't self-vote on prize noms, But I do self-vote on VFH and that's what I referred to. On the other hand Spike never votes on VFH, not for himself nor anyone else. Which is cool too. What Username18 needs to understand is that Spike and most all others are joking - which is not always apparent - but true just the same. And so was Username18 in the above, and Lyrithya too. Everyone is joking. So, UN18, don't worry. In general self-vote for VFH noms but not on award noms. Cheers!--Funny bony 07:36, Jan 4
Thanks for the clarification. --Username18 07:39, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
For I'm impressed --Mimo&maxus i am a cunt Hyperbole created this sig Bevanz provided the images 21:17, January 4, 2011 (UTC)
I've been up for 23 hours and this guy is fuckignfbrj' rg'9uguWQWQWQ!"2awseome --Black Flamingo 00:58, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
For. Heh. This guy is already winning by a greater margin than I did. Wait, wth, I won? Anyway, great stuff. Keep it oop! --FISH!ALISH!ALISH!RANDOM!TALK?(lol.) 02:33, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
For. New blood..new blood...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:28, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
Weak for He either burned out pretty quickly or had other things to do (i.e. He is Australian and had to keep from drowning for a few weeks). Will he be another six-day wonder or will he have a place on those newsroom sidewalk slabs where we put our handprints? Only time will tell, or then again, time may keep it to itself. Aleister 14:07 25-1-'11
Forish. He may have up and vanished, but he was good while he lasted. 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:35, 31 January 2011

2010

December

Fishalishalish (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom. This is a "resting on your laurels" nomination for his work in November. Y'all can wait until later in the month to cast actual votes, if you want to hold off on the KUN and resulting pay increase to see that he continues filing stories in December. Spıke ¬ 01:29 1-Dec-10
I vote pie. 1 2 3 4 ~ 00:12, 16 December 2010
For. ~ 17:48, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Not a nom. Back and prolific after taking the first four days of the month off--surely in Egypt celebrating one of those Semitic holidays we can't pronounce. Did he find the story on the attack of the mechanical sharks? or did it find him? Ouch. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Dec-10

Nominee thereafter settled into his near-daily pace that has sustained UnNews through good times and hard, eventually writing UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon, which ran on the Uncyclopedia main page on 16-Dec. Spıke ¬ 00:09 16-Dec-10

Apropos of that, belated recognition to Matt lobster, whose 20-Nov piece, UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment, the Uncyclopedia cabal got around to featuring exactly one month later. Spıke ¬ 13:16 21-Dec-10

For. Nom or no Nom--Funny bony 15:44, Dec 24
Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, before they nom each other. Aleister 22:36 24 12

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Not a nom. Non-nominee pats himself on the back for 9 stories in the first half of the month and for continuing to entertain with side-by-side Front Page graphics, such as the competing renditions of the shark attack in Egypt. Also broke into the gearbox behind the UnNews Front Page to complete the set of, and install, special-situation graphics for events such as Featured Articles, as shown above. Spıke ¬ 00:09 16-Dec-10

This guy, although having a great few weeks here again, should be content with WotM this month, and with the other meme. Getting this award too would enlarge his head past the point of no return, and then there'd be no living with him. Aleister 13:35 Solstice MMX

Invalid For. I'm pissed off at Funnybony! Yesterday I told him his UnNews:Atheist North Korea ready for ‘sacred war' with South had conceptual problems, he told me he was sure I'd do a good edit on it, and ran off to whore his latest VFH. So I'm countering his invalid self-nom and self-vote with one of my own! My actual nominee, above, has not been around since 6-Dec and is holding steady with one Pie--which, we learned last month, is worth more than 0, but must be worth less than 1. Spıke ¬ 22:32 24-Dec-10
But what are self-noms worth, eh? Or I could be an arse and nominate you both... 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:36, 24 December 2010
Or Aleister could... hail the Aleister. 1 2 3 4 ~ 22:48, 24 December 2010
Nom Best to nom all these guys with votes, and let them sort it out in heaven. And I still think you have to have three news articles in the month to be nommed, although that seems to have been edited out somewhere along the line. SPIKE has many articles this month. Aleister 22:37 24 12
Mordillo clarified a couple months ago (but maybe regarding a different award) that it is three/career. I said earlier this month I'd give any Repeat Offender (as in Two) the recognition of a non-nom. If you want three in the month, so far it's Funnybony, Romartus, and I. Spıke ¬ 23:06 24-Dec-10
No shit? Mordillo, or someone at the UnWiki Ministry of Exotic Goodies, told me that it cost 6 of those gold Foolitzer coins to score a single hit of Soma. If there's a limit of three coins then we're all out of luck. Cheers!--Funny bony 08:31, Dec 25

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Not a nom. The first author to write his second UnNews of December--with UnNews:Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods--a feat I promised to document here. Thus he is the biggest fish in the tank (except for the really big ones). He really is trying to clean up his language (but not that of his headlines). Spıke ¬ 01:46 19-Dec-10
Make it three. This guy wants to have Roger Ebert's baby. Spıke ¬ 01:45 31-Dec-10
Nom and For. I thought of nomming him a few days ago, as PF is one of those people who slip under the radar because he doesn't talk to others but has been a major and consistent reporter for a long time. And he has two of these already, and this would tie him with the other big-fishies. Aleister 13:31 Solstice MMX

Romartus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Not a nom. Romartus became a repeat offender on 20-Dec, getting his second and third of the month on the Front Page at the same time. Spıke ¬ 22:44 24-Dec-10

Nom---Can I do this? If so, that's why I did! BTW: What does this mean: "At this time you may vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people."(?) If this means that I can, then I vote For. here also, as well as a few others too, depending on the legality of my "vote ONCE for your favorite journalist, though you may vote for multiple people".. Cheers!--Funny bony 09:25, Dec 25

Sorry, that was a mishap rule. Please chose one person you vote for. ~

17:53, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Scofield (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Not a nom. Scofield is in with his second of the month, UnNews:US repeals "Don't ask, don't tell", though it was a bigger wrestling match (slopping over to VFD) than any time since the days of user Secret Agent. The newspaper he assured me he subscribes to turns out to be the Washington Post, and the reason this one initially didn't read like news is surely because he never reads any news that reads like news. Spıke ¬ 22:32 24-Dec-10

Not a nom is not a nom. Let's stop with this pat on the back on award pages, there are talk pages for that. ~

17:55, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Not a nom. Guildy is also a repeat offender, with two fantastic stories, written credibly. Spıke ¬ 01:45 31-Dec-10

Per above. ~

17:56, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

November

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

Nom. No reason. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 06:18 (UTC)
Let's see...nominee has artfully laid out the Front Page, under the new five-feature format, with side-by-side point/counterpoints, such as on the passing of Paul the Octopus, to present adjacent articles on the "left wing" and "right wing" whether or not warranted, and then to juxtapose two stories that inexplicably digressed to Kraft Foods (whose stock nominee does not own). The Reverend recently told Mordillo it was a "bang-up job," though most of us would prefer he had given a simple, red-blooded, clenched-fist vow to regain his old position. Also, Funnybony has three of these awards, a fact that always makes things awkward in the UnNews lunchroom, or maybe it's just the liverwurst sandwiches he brings. Spıke ¬ 08:54 8-Nov-10 post-edited
Meeeh. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101109 - 21:09 (UTC)
For. The others are getting better but only Spike is award-worthy so far. He has a lot more to do on UnNews than just write and record funny news, of which he writes and records the most anyway. But we want to encourage another to get this award next month - for Christmas.--Funny bony 17:12, Nov 11
Funnybony still writes the most. Unfortunately, when we announce Christmas-giving as a legitimate excuse, what happens, at least on expressways around here, is the worst behavior of the year. Spıke ¬ 18:21 11-Nov-10
For, I suppose. Frankly, he could work on his style... but he is better than the alternatives. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101111 - 19:42 (UTC)
For. The months drawing to a close and SPIKE still stands on the newsroom roof warding off the clouds and the dogooders. And if he wins his third it will give Funnybony incentive to try to get his fourth. Aleister 12:57 24 11

Fishalishalish (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Not a nom. He hit the ground running with UnNews:SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel, a masterful blur of drug smuggling and the SF jihad against Happy Meals, UnNews:Alaskan senate race update: Everybody wins, a story with an actual punch line at the end, and UnNews:TSA needs more agents willing to grope elderly, the day's Front Page 1-spot. Based on news, reads like news, and demented, just the way I like 'em. Spıke ¬ 11:31 13-Nov-10 et seq.
Spiritual for but not a real for Really funny stuff, and intelligent (what's he doing here?). Let's see if he sticks around. Aleister 12:54 24 11
He made it through his first month, and UnNews:Local author gives up on dream is a fine {{Original}}; though not based on news, it reads like a real human-interest story. ({{Original}} is too often used to excuse a piece that is neither based on anything nor relates to the reader--but this one certainly will.) Give him the inside track for the December award. Spıke ¬ 23:59 27-Nov-10

Secret Agent (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Not a nom and not ready for a nom yet, but a future regular. He broke in with the Hitler/Obama shoop and came back with the obesity story. His first drafts read too much like serious opinion pieces, but we'll turn him to the Dark Side of a humor wiki. Spıke ¬ 03:35 6-Nov-10
Assuming this one doesn't disappear and never come back like the last one did, at any rate... still, I don't think he will, somehow. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 04:59 (UTC)
He has now done so, seemingly in reaction to my coaching to learn more moves on the comedy hardcourt. Spıke ¬ 11:31 13-Nov-10
Damn. Guess I was wrong. As usual. Still, you could be more gentle... ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101113 - 18:24 (UTC)

Scofield (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Not a nom and not ready yet. Another Serial Offender, filed a story whose setting was his favorite video game, filed two stories rendering as news a dream or prediction inside his favorite TV show, and then with UnNews:"You Are Dead" coming to cinema, which pulled down the 1-spot on the Front Page. Like an un-nominee last month, wish he read the papers, but can't blame him for not doing so. His challenge is to make it relate to the general reader, even in the first draft. Spıke ¬ 09:02 8-Nov-10 post-edited

October

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom and For. -- This ACE, a mild mannered reporter by day, was a sure thing last month but his Nom was vandalized by friendly, well meaning gargoyles - whom I happen to count as mates on Uncyclopedia, just like Ape. Ape writes really good UnNews, but needs to write more. I'm not counting, but in my opinion anyone who has done less than 15 news stories in a month is not worthy of this award. Occasional reporting is not particularly award-worthy, no matter how good. So Ape is encouraged to up his output to commendable levels - at least 15 news stories this month, and THAT is award worthy. It's really easy to spoof a story every day. So it shouldn't be hard to knock-out 15 giggles. I vote for Ape, again. Come on gang. A good writer like Ape is always better with encouragement. And we really need more funny news stories - variety is the spice or somethin' - VOTE APE!--Funny bony 22:03, Oct 4
For -- I'm the sort of person who can only write when I'm in a certain headspace, and have about 4 hours free in which to do it, so 15 news stories a month isn't going to happen. But whatever. -- ugly Ape (activate) (Riot Porn) 05:54, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Bravo Ape! If you do even one extra story then encouragement was useful. And i voted for you twice. You deserve it!--Funny bony

20:28, Oct 5

xtreme for Well deserved from his work over the last few months, and last month's vote here, well, I won't go there but there is a there to go to. Ape! Aleister 23:44 6 10
For. Ape deserves to win this. In other news, Spike will probably win this award a third time soon enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 22 October 2010
Comment. The September nomination was shaky--the month's best UnNews with most eye-catching photo was outweighed by drama in the Forum--by nominator Funnybony, who proudly refuses ever to read the Forum. But less shaky than how he didn't win the award, a last-minute flurry of minus-one votes by his confederates. This here is a make-up nomination; his recent UnNews instantly compelled Front-Page featuring but, like Obama's Nobel, he only started doing October stuff after nominations were closed. The use of the Foolitzer to prod greater production is a proud UnNews tradition, though, and I hope it works. From 1 to 15 a month? That, uh, niche belongs to nominator alone. Spıke ¬ 12:30 28-Oct-10

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Not a nom--I can't nominate myself, don't need it, and am nominated for something else this month anyway. But my Cabbage Trilogy, in which the economic news of the day for three days running was mapped to a theory that the cabbage would replace all the world's currency, was an interesting development on the page. Spıke ¬ 01:35 8-Oct-10
Also, the death of Paul the Octopus--an iconic staple of UnNews during the World Cup--was covered by his patron here, Romartus, and counterpointed by NaturalBornKieler, in a cameo appearance from our German counterpart. The two stories constituted another entertaining UnNews daytime serial. Spıke ¬ 15:41 27-Oct-10

And the final event that turned UnNews assaults on reason into assault-and-battery: Funnybony's story on Election 2010 from the Obama viewpoint paired up well with an equally apocalyptic concept from Secret Agent from the Republican viewpoint, though I had mercy-moved it to his userspace for being more strident than funny. The latter was reworked and the pair now occupy side-to-side Front Page features like the Paul the Octopus point/counterpoint, with an accompanying UnNews Audio double-header: Election 2010, we distort, you decide. Secret Agent promises to continue submitting, this time to win laughs not votes. Spıke ¬ 01:24 1-Nov-10
Nom, for and combo Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:56, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Not a nom--In his third UnNews of the month (UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig), he cleaned up his language, did a cool shoop, and compelled Front-Page featuring for a headline from MiniTrue. We still have to convince him to read the real news wires for his material--though you can't blame him for not wanting to--but in the meantime, we dedicate the {{Original}} template to him for October. Spıke ¬ 13:36 24-Oct-10

Corkmanamillion (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Not a nom--Too soon for a Foolie, but this newbie is already a serial offender in October, and is learning the ropes quickly. Keep an eye on him. Spıke ¬ 01:35 8-Oct-10 PS--Um, and has vanished from the site completely since that writing. Ah! what modesty! Spıke ¬ 13:38 24-Oct-10

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

Nom and Flour Ape hasn't won this in a year, and he has done some kick-gut UnNews pages the last few months. And his one-day feature about the heads at ground zero nailed it for me. One of the crack reporters on the staff of the best and probably one of the most accurate news organizations on the innernests. Aleister 12:42 9 9
For. I'm ~~dis~~honoured to be nommed again. -- ugly Ape (activate) (Riot Porn) 00:04, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
For.--Funny bony 07:46, Sep 10
[11:44:57 AM] Dex: Against No member of the Triumvirate is allowed to win an award. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:50, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against. Evil cabal action. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:31, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
So since when do we have against votes on awards? -- ugly Ape (activate) (Riot Porn) 04:32, October 3, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

NF. Keeping deliberately detached from this month's turmoil on UnNews, he continued to submit dispatches almost daily, which sometimes were the only content. Bet he's sorry he already voted! Spıke ¬ 23:45 21-Sep-10

I'm not sure whether I know it or not, but Spike really is my good friend! Has anyone ever got this 3 times? That would be great provided all the other good & steady reporters, like Ape, have it 2 times - which I hope happens soon. Cheers!--Funny bony

16:39, Sep 22

For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:25, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

August

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

Nom and For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun. In short he kicks butt. Bottoms up!--Funny bony 13:03, Aug 6
Thanks for the nomination. Fun audios, however, are properly rewarded by a seventh straight Manny--which, by the way, Aleister nagged admins to reset so he could nominate, and then didn't, sniff! My comment, on your last Foolie, on how you could improve was met by a self-described "rage" by Mordillo, mostly for me writing as though my opinion were official. Soon after, you lauded me (as above) for stealthily wielding Zim's scepter behind his back, something that struck me as not helping to maintain the low profile that seemed desperately advisable--Not that Zim doesn't also claim I am fomenting revolution, any time he wants to get Uncyclopedians to flock to the Page to see what we're doing. Spıke ¬ 21:57 11-Aug-10
For. Without hesitation. The news team may be a bit small right now but without Spike it would really just be Zim and a few passersby. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:09, August 6, 2010 (UTC)
For SPIKE has never won an award before, and really deserves one. This may be the month! He writes many good UnNews pages, and has put his heart and one toe into the job. Aleister 18:20 6 8
He's won awards...--HM (T) 20:45, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

Al was just joking.. of course Spike has won awards. But not as many as he deserves.--Funny bony

14:50, Aug 8

For It just has to be this way, Spike is great at UnNews ~ The* (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π ~ 21:07, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
Yes. --Matfen 18:10, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
For. SPIKE is the Randolph Hearst's (a little know 16-time Pulitzer winner )left nut of UnNews. Long live SPIKE! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:56, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
For. Putting his workhours where his mouth is. On my cock. Ha hah hee hee ha ha heee heeeee. Aleister 15:14 30 8

July

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom and For. -- Next to Rev. Zim, Spike is, like, 2nd in command at UnNews. I think in Zim's absence that Spike handles things. He is always pushing for consistency and quality, and his standards are HIGHER than the fucking real world news. CNN could takes lessons from SPIKE.. No, seriously! He often helps tidy up other people's News, and often improves them without being asked. He constantly writes and records quality UnNews, and the audios are really fun as he often has to say the most silly things with a serious voice. In short he kicks butt. And if I have a (2) after my name then he should have a (4), and probably will before long. Bottoms up!--Funny bony 17:36, Jul 1
For. Spike is a true UnNews hound. Spike is also the name of the dog in Tom and Jerry cartoons with a spikey dog collar. That's how I see him as the copy comes in at the UnNews newsroom to shift through. Anything that fails to make the gravy gets 'spiked' which here means - improved. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

What a guy! Roms got STYLE!--Funny bony

19:55, Jul 12

Romartus (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

NF. The lord of deletion is, surprisingly, an excellent writer, when he's not busy voting against others. Good thing we have the world cup every four years to churn up his writing wheels. Give it to the man. He earned it fair and square. ~ 18:45, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
For. While SPIKE is good, he has won already. Romartus is just as great and hasn't.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:13, July 02 2010 UTC
It's a goal!!! Romartus enters the arena, and the lions turn tail and scoot. Aleister 13:49 2 7 MMX
For. Romartus hasn't won this yet and certainly deserves to. Spike can easily win it again one of the following months. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 2 July 2010
For. The emperor is a frequent contributor of some genuinely hilarious stuff. All praise to the Emperor! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:35, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

Nom This dude has been an up-and-comer since he arrived. High output, funny stories (with some actually fucking hilarious), good writing, community-oriented, and being an all around cool guy distinguish him from Joe Douche-User and Joe Average User. Just because I voted for Romartus, it doesn't follow that Funnybony doesn't deserve consideration. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers

Wow! This is very encouraging. But I already voted along with Romartus for Spike. Cheers!--Funny bony

19:59, Jul 12

June

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom and FOR Funnybony has been with us for some time now, and is a frequent contributor to UnNews, a major pain in the ass, and at times, a brilliant writer; I refer to UnNews:Egyptian minister: Obama told me he is a Muhammadan in particular, one of this months great stories IMHO. I know I've threatened to start writing Jesus articles before, and failed to come through, but this time I mean it. Vote for this guy or Jesus gets it! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:25, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Printer's Ink in his blood and lizards with laptops inhabiting his daydreams. Aleister 10:40 22 6 MMX
Comment. Funnybony has improved by leaps and bounds over the last few months; his stuff is now based on the news and reads like news. I wish he would not crack wise with the citations--and I edited the Style Guide last week to recommend this. Sometimes I don't click on the fake-looking Source, then I hear news on the radio and suddenly realize what he based his story on. But nominator has chosen quantity over quality (a debate on which he is always agnostic, provided everyone keeps writing stuff); insisting on filing a story every day has led Funnybony to cough up one or two hairballs, while I have a couple masterpieces (in the Washington Bureau), defined as articles that are funny without fabricating a single falsehood. No matter, though, I'm getting plenty of bling this month, as the Chief knows. He and Romartus are close behind in terms of regularity of contributions, and there have also been excellent contributions from unexpected sources (who never returned). Spıke ¬ 13:48 27-Jun-10
DID YOU KNOW..Womp rats have their own page on Wikipedia, which makes them considerably more notable than the vast majority of earthlings who are real sentient people?--Funny bony 14:53, Jun 27
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 27 June 2010
For.. Enthusiasm. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

May

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Nom and FOR Zim has one of these and deserves 10. No more needed to be said. Aleister in Chains 21:22 12 5 MMX
For. Obviously. I thought I already voted!? Just to make sure!--Funny bony 08:03, May 13

April

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Jeff Beck disciples

Nom & for. With UnNews, it seems Funnybony has really found an outlet for his talents. He contributes a lot of UnNews, and really helps make the place tick. --UU - natter 08:43, Apr 4
Aye . ~ 19:56, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
For. Great googley moogley! Tons of work, increasing susceptibility to the whisperings of the Cabal, all around nice guy... make mine a double. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:56, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Obvious for. Hardworking, humorous guy. —Pelozurian (talk) 13:29, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
For. It seems that every day Funnybony covers another news story for UnNews, and writes up his dispatches from the field with a sense of humour honed by Soma itself! Aleister in Chains 1:30 9 4 mmx

March

Under user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

Mister User here has been the living spirit for the UnSignpost for quite a while, keeping it together, writing large parts of it and hassling us all to write and be productive. As the UnSignpost is news and it is now officially part of UnNews main page, I say - give it to the man. ~ 09:06, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

For. per Mordillo.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!!

NOTM 20:50, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Bonys that are very funny

Nom+4 Now this here is a user who largely keeps himself to himself, and many may not even have noticed him (unless you happen to frequent my talk page). However Mr Funnybony here has written a grand total of 48 articles for Uncyc so far. He has come within a gnat's whisker of fame on VFH but always appears to get voted down by some "Kooks" before the world can see the wonders of his creations. Recently Funnybony has taken more of an interest in UnNews, and... Well, some of em are really rather good, don't you know. :) Mr N 14:12, Mar 1
Minty. I too have taken notice to this little guy (and I remember all the so-so pictures he nommed at VFP). But his stuff is getting better. It's Magically Fucking Delicious !!! 20:19,1March,2010

SPIKE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

Nom Funnybony is my adopted N00b, so I'm blind to talents of others. However, SPIKE is kinda so obviously doing great things with UnNews these days it's rather hard to ignore. Just how many nominations/awards will SPIKE win this month? It's getting rather silly actually... Mr N 14:29, Mar 1
For. Just cause it's a JUST CAUSE!--Funny bony 20:10, Mar 4
For. He is the dirt under my rollers. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:06, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
For.. He does da good stuffs. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
For. I see all that Spike does for UnNews and I wouldn't have it any other way. That will be $50 please --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 15:30 EST 4 Mar, 2010
Obvious for. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:02, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
For -RA HB 09:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
For. Has made a huge impact in the world of UnNews, and that needs recognising. --UU - natter 11:58, Mar 18
Yeppers While Funnybony has written a quality article almost every day this month, I'm glad I waited to vote. Spike has rolled up his shirtsleeves, taken a nap, and then gotten to work on UnNews and put in a whole new tile floor and slapped two coats of paint on the pressroom walls. Nice work (if I take my shoes off I can slide across the floor on my socks!). Al in Chainy 15:25 31 3 mmx
For. Funnybony's a great UnNews writer, but Spike deserves the award for all his hard work. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:29, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

February

Zim_ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4.5 prolific keyboards

Nom and For He's only won this once? Now for the matching bookend. This month he's had many well written, interesting and, ah, strange, journalistic scoops. Aleister in Chains 13:28 27 Jan. MMX
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:18, 1 February 2010
Aye. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 20:32, Feb 4 2010
For. Pippo 22:10, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Half for Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:28, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

GlobalTourniquet (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5.5 two-inch automatic rifles

Nom and For GlobalTourniquet has contributed an impressive number of articles so far this month, and so, is off to a great start in the running for a Foolitzer. Oh, and lets not forget UnAstrology. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:42, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
For.. In competition with my nominator.... makes me feel OK if I don't win. Still, I'm voting for myslef anyway. Here's the link to my stuff - not whoring it, mind you, just for handy reference, you see. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 16:54, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
yes. that school shootan article = it's quite okay. --•••••• WAR KICKS ASS!!!!! PEACE RULES!!!!!! VEGGIES FAIL BIG TIME meat is MURDER EUTHANASIA IS WRONG MERCY DEATH IS FINE - Are you IN or are you OUT of the LOO P? 17:30, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Half for Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:28, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Fore! —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 22:34, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
For - Good articles. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 00:43, Feb. 14, 2010

January

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 turkey roll for Festivus

Nom and FORTH Funny writer, good gags, Saturday Night Live should hire (well, anyone off the street would do better than their writers), and. . .Aleister in Chains 20:17, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
For. Time for him to get recognition. ~ 13:00, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Self for. I didn't realize this was still a tie. Some of my funniest UnNews stories have been written in the past year -- the "summer blockbuster" year of celebrity deaths, Halloween II, Daeg being recast from Halloween II, Halloween III, and the Weinsteins' financial woes, to name a few. comedy gold. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 17:35, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Pottsm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 bong hits for Jesus

Nom and FOR - This dude is funny as hell, and has contributed the reqisite 5 UnNews stories this month. Sarcasm and irony are stockpiled in his anus. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:08, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Fortnight Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 23:14, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

2009

November

Ptok-Bentoniczny (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

Nom and for Pippo 18:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC) For great UnNews :)
For Well. I know best that I'm the best :P Oh sorry, that was uber lame :P I know I'm not the best but still for Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:15, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Damiinhō 00:08, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Smuggler (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

NF - I'm surprised how long this guy remained under everyone's radar. ~ 17:07, November 10, 2009 (UTC)
Absolutely. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:34, Nov 12 2009
For --138.217.153.189 02:27, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
For Mr N 22:28, Nov 25
For Agreed. WanderingGuy 22:37, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
For No God, which I believe in, decrees it. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:21, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
For. Solid writer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:06, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
Yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:30, 1 December 2009

October

Zim ulator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Nom + For. He's at it again! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:36, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:24, 30 October 2009

Clemens177 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

nom and for. Wrote 17 good UnNews in September. Has written over 70 UnNews since he started writing UnNews May 2009. --Docile hippopotamus 10:22, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
No. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:53, Oct 25 2009
I should note that this is the Foolitzer Prize, not the Nice User Who Totally Wasn't Permanently Banned for Being a Diva and a Spaz Prize. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:03, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, well, his UnNewses were also mired in mediocrity. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 17:26, Oct 26 2009

Can we have that prize? I would like to nominate Yettie. pillow talk 18:12, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

September

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

For. The Ape has written some excellent news articles recently, including a feature. His time has come. IronLung 09:28, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
Agreed per the Sun God article Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 09:31, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
Aye. Those two were chucklesome. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:42, Sep 2
For. Even though his works reek of disgusting liberal bias. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:29, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
for. doesn't suck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:08, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
for per above. --Mn-z 15:27, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

August

Acrolo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

For. I like his Newses. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 01:52, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
s For. Thanks LL... I try :P Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 09:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
Weak Abstain. zh I hate me new sig 10:09 August 6
For. He does write some good ones.--ChiefjusticeDS 07:57, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
For. per above. --Mn-z 05:43, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
For. Makes me laugh --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 09:33, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
Aye. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:11, Aug 15
Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Clemens177 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: o

nom for fighting the liberal bias on this wiki. --Mn-z 16:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

July

Clemens177 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

Nom and for Writes a ton of UnNews articles, and they're all good. Staircase CUN^t 15:52, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
Comment He's been permanently banned, is he still legible?--Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 15:59, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
There's nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can't play football. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:00, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Infinite ban? By request? What happened? Staircase CUN^t 02:32, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Long story short; he spurned my unwanted and creepy advances. There's no storm like a Modus scorned. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Well that sucks. He was a good writer. Staircase CUN^t 03:03, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
He also wanted to ban IPs from editing. And he gave me smallpox. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:09, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Damn. So this nom is still valid? Staircase CUN^t 03:48, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
See this, which seems to have disappeared. I put it back. I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:15, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Whoops, I think I did that. Sorry. So I guess it's still valid. That will be funny to see an infiban win the Foolitzer! Staircase CUN^t 04:17, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Alright, cool. For. --Sir Sunbeam ~~no u~~ F@H KUN 16:01, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
For. --Docile hippopotamus 05:12, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Posthumous KUN? Cool. Also, he was a good Newser. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:12, Jul 14
For. Also, something about his ex-wife, Modus? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 23:20, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
My version is funnier. I'm sticking with it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:35, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
For. Guess theres no one else to vote for... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:29, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
For. Wish he were still here, he was a good writer. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:57, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Sure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:37, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 votes that only exist on Thursdays

He hasn't won this yet? Huh. Well, he's got 2 featured UnNews and plenty of dynamite other ones. He's the man. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:34, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:45, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

June

ImNotASunbeam (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8

Nom and For. Has written 17 good UnNews. The links for the UnNews are on ImNotASunbeams userpage. --Docile hippopotamus 07:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
~~Initial For. I may change my vote. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:01, Jun 3~~
For. Having only recently paid attention to the UnNews section. Yes. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:12, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
For. per above. --Mnb'z 06:30, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
For. Yesh, I like this guy. -- Dame Viktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:25, 13 Jun
I'm sure the other two guys will get their Foolitzers eventually. But I also think ImNotASunbeam deserves one, so For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
For. It would be nice to have something like this. My birthday is in 6 months too. Im Not A Sunbeam 03:33, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Staircase (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

Nom + For He's a n00b, but he already wrote a ton of UnNews. Don Puttano cHeDDs 03:26,12June,2009
Bless. Just 5 more votees! User:Zheliel/sigz2 04:17, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
For Doing a review of my Humphrey Bogart article. He's a bit slow, but hopefully this'll quicken him up.Padddy5 12:02, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I hate ImNotASunbeam. I like Staircase. —Sir SysRq (talk) 06:15, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
For Being a UnNews sort of guy, I have read through all of the UnNewses. It was a lot of reading. Yes, the other two had some good articles, but I enjoyed Staricase's the most. So, I give him my vote. ~ ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣ 01:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Clemens177 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

n+f Written a ton of UnNews, and they are all good. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. 01:03, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
For Staircase CUN^t 22:29, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
You're supposed to vote for yourself... Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:32,14June,2009
Voting for yourself is whore-ish. Look at n00b of the month. Staircase CUN^t 22:35, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
You got something against whores? Whores are people too. Don Puttano cHeDDs 22:44,14June,2009
Well, I'm not (that) greedy so I don't vote for myself. Plus, I have no chance at winning, no one would vote for me. Sure, I've written a few UnNewses, but these guys have whipped out a ton, many of which are better than mine. So, I won't vote for someone who doesn't deserve it, aka myself. Maybe If I write more, good ones, I could go for another run next month, but not this month. Staircase CUN^t 22:49, 14 June 2009 (UTC
For. IronLung 08:48, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Vote change. This guy writes TONS of newses. He needs this one. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:07, Jun 25

May

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

it has come to my attention that rahb has never won this award. he writes unnews that are of the highest quality and cause me much humor and enjoyment. VOTE VOTE VOT. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:30, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Aye. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
For. Maybe he'll rub against me now. JackOfSpades (talk) 16:45, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
For. Not sure about the rubbing though... --^Dame 16:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
For. per above. --Mnb'z 17:06, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
For. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:51, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Comment I plan on rubbing against all of you at one point or another. And it has nothing to do with which way you vote on this award. -RA HB 01:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
For. I wish to be rubbed against too. ImNotASunbeam 14:31, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
For. Because. --UU - natter 14:38, May 19

April

Gerrycheevers (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7

Nom and for. Volcano monitoring? Psssh. IronLung 01:13, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Fore. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:04, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:24, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
For Isn't this the one thing he hasn't won? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:51, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
For. --^Dame 02:16, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
For. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:34, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
for yup Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

March

Not A Good Username360 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

Nom and For. Has written m a ny g o o d Unnews. --Docile hippopotamus 09:27, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:16, Mar 3
For. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:28, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Grateful For. Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:20, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
For. Per my strange policy of voting for people who haven't yet won awards but who deserve to win them. --UU - natter 10:00, Mar 23
For --Composure1 02:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

Nom and For Prolific and goodly stories, fulfilling ancient prophesies: no buggery or blowing goats in his work, as of yet... wait, are the alien references in UnNews:'E.T.s visited ancient Earth' proof discovered code for buggery? I don't know, but it seems worth the time to investigate. Rats off to ya! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 12:22, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
For Wait. He didn't get this that other time? Well then, he deserves to get it this other time instead. -RA HB 01:30, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

To be fair, I did get this one back in January; so I'm going to be perfectly happy for NAGU360 if he wins it. However, I'm not going to deny you all your democratic right to vote for me if you wish to. ;-) Rabbi Techno

kvetch

Contribs

FOXES 12:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

emphatic for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:33, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Necessary for. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:43, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Tie-breaking for. IronLung 00:55, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
~~Tie-making For~~. Both of you will win this month, I say! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:14, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
I've never seen writing so many Unnews pieces a day. Some of them are even funny. ~ 17:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Traitor. Sir Not A Good Username360

KUN 20:39, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

February

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom For. Wrote the great Ruffles the Tiger series (UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo, UnNews:Japanese scientists resurrect tiger tyrant, anarchy ensues, UnNews:The Orange Beast opens transuniversal portal to destroy humankind, but Jesus and Santa save the day) and UnNews:Wikipedia rejoices over crisis. --Docile hippopotamus 00:54, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
For. Or more exactly, I wrote a large portion of the series. Thanks for nomming me, Docile hippopotamus. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:57, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I also wrote UnNews:Bettie Page rises from the grave. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:18, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Definite for. Hahaha! C-C-C-C-C-OMBO BBBBBREAKKKKER! S-9 8 4 21:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Yepp. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Cap'n Ben (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

For Quite frankly, I'm outraged that this award does not adorn the Captain's trophy cabinet. I blame you. You know who you are. -RA HB 07:42, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
It's time. IronLung 03:35, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
The orphans UnNews was so awesome. IronLung 03:38, 15 February 2009 (UTC)~~you get one (1) vote only. please come back next month to vote again. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 17 February 2009 (UTC)~~ He was only making an additional comment. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Aye, the Cap'n needs this. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:40, Feb 17
for. i particularly liked that one with the aliens, or something. you know the one i mean. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
For.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:07, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Ah damn, I'm gonna lose this aren't I... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:55, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

January

RabbiTechno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

Nom & For. A qaulity assortment of articles in UnNews this month, including this feature! IronLung 18:22, 3 January 2009 (UTC)
For Quality. -RA HB 18:47, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

thankfully, his writing has "Quality" and not "

" --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

For shits and giggles... mostly the giggles though. --Kenvalyi 05:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
For. He hasn't won this yet? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:11, Jan 13
For per above. --Mnbvcxz 16:56, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

2008

December

DrStrange (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

Nom. Our runner up in last months NOTM proves over and over that he has a commendable reporter's knack. ~ Mordillo where is my KNOBJOCKEY? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
W♥v. What can I say? He's funny. sir sysrq @ 15:20 Dec 12

Dogshead (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

Nom - I've noticed that every time I update the lead articles on Unnews main page, I bump into one of his. A good chap, even though he's a mutt. ~ Mordillo where is my KNOBJOCKEY? 12:02, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
For I read through both nominees' UnNews articles and I absolutely loved everything by this guy. —talk 12:31, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
For, because this was genius. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:46, Dec 12
√ Keeping the UnNews well stocked and funny. Excellent work!--DrStrange 21:39, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
For. ~ Mordillo where is my KNOBJOCKEY? 09:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
For. Good stuffs. --UU - natter 14:46, Dec 29

October

B0nafideforgothispassword (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3 Users who usually edit as an IP

Nom and For Also known as B0nafide, and most predominantly as 64.251.69.10, this guy constantly writes solid UnNews stuff. Never created a userpage or done much community stuff, one of the big unsung heroes around here as far as writing. UnNews wouldn't be the same right now without this guy around. -RA HB 06:06, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
For: I've seen some of his stuff, but only because I've been monitoring UnNews. Bonafide, if you're reading this, do me a massive favor and create a userpage so that others can see what you've written. It's worth collecting. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:17, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
F☭R Cause it has a nice username. 16:28, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

September

Hyperbole (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

He's been writing some good UnNewses as of late, and he should get some recognition. ~ Readmesoon
for. his most recent unnews kicks some serious ass. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:05, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Because Hyperbole deserves every award on the site. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:22, Oct 1

August

Readmesoon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

Nom ~~and For~~ After a shaky start, Readmesoon has started working ~~very hard~~ in the UnNews department. ~~I can rightfully let him win this now.~~ -RA HB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
For because he does a lot of UnNewses, and probably should have won last month. (I can say that because I won last month don't ban me) Le Cejak • <13:51, 01 Aug 2008>
For - I really enjoyed Crime Rates Amazingly Low..., Super Algae Plans... and Mugabe Claims Zimbabwe is.... --Knucmo2 17:29, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
Self for, because I'm a whore. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
For Because someone other than Monkey should win. – Preceding unsigned comment added by TheGreatLiquidFox (talk • contribs) diff
Comment. That comment better be a joke. Not my comment, here, which is serious, and dangerously so, but yours, TGLF. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:18, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
How many times has TheGreatLiquidFox voted? Mr N 21:29, Aug 19

Just twice, once for me a while ago, and then here, unsigned. He also raised the vote up to six when it should've been at four, you can check the history. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:31, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
For -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
For Even though I really want to win this, I think the fact that Readmesoon got snubbed last month and his incredible effort lately makes him far more deserving than I am. That doesn't mean I'm above selfishly plugging myself to be a nom for next month, like I am right here. But for now, Readmesoon deserves it first. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 20 August 2008 (UTC) After the overly hostile actions RMS has taken toward User:Taco Wiz, I'm just not going to vote anymore. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:36, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
For. Per Mrmonkey, but from a third person perspective. Sire M e t h a m p h e t a m i n e SMOKE METH! 19:20, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Mrmonkey72 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 primate hitmen

Nom Tons of contributions to UnNews in the last month. Some great ideas, not all of them fully fleshed out, but he certainly has a good future here if he keeps it up. -RA HB 11:32, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
for. some good stuff in his short time here, and i only imagine they will get even better with experience. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:28, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Vote He'll only go from the top. GO GO GO!--TheGreatLiquidFox 16:32, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:20, Aug 13
Self For - Just to make RMS's self for vote unnecessary. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 03:14, 13 August 2008 (UTC)- See my above comments. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Strong For The monkey really impresses me a lot. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:47, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
Sir Monkey, you should win. Dot JasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Now, I need a recording of that Rocky theme. where is it? The time is 01:41, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Changed to Readmesoon.... per MrMonkey.
For. ~ 15:22, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
For -RA HB 01:28, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
For. Mr N 01:32, Aug 26
For -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:21, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

User:216.93.231.149

Score: -1 users whose political philosophies cannot possibly be discerned

Nom and not against voting the opposite of for this user. This humble and anonymous journalist took time out of his busy schedule of inserting right-wing bias into John McCain in order to pen the insightful and moving UnNews:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco. Let's give him a prize. pillow talk 19:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Comment: Because I can't technically vote again, I am forced to express my opinions here: inserting gay jokes into articles about famous people is top notch humor. If I could vote, it would be a hearty Fuck Yeah. Or the opposite of that. Nonetheless, he at least deserves recognition. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:12, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

July

Readmesoon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

Nom & For I have enough awards. Let's give it to the person who writes more UnNewses, eh? Le Cejak • <23:04, 01 Jul 2008>
For -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
FOR yup. - Tie Your SCHUlace! 17:19, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
For because the almighty Cajek says I can. ----_Mgr. _Sir Sonic80^☭ 18:59, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Great to see I have some support! Thank you! ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 dire warnings about nature

NmFr. He's done some pretty nice UnNewses lately, I believe. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:45, Jul 1
For. Continues to churn out quality funnies like nobody's business, and some blinding UnNewses among them. --UU - natter 18:05, Jul 1
He sure is. sir sysrq @ 18:42 Jul 1
For even despite the fact that Cajek recently left death threats on my talk page. --Hyperbole 22:54, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
For I hate this guy so much. Force another award upon him. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
For -RA HB 19:26, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
For Sorry Cajek, I have to vote for you. - [07:40 8 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie
Well I can't really make a blowjob joke because that would be incest, my doctor told me not to use any self referential humor and that court order forebode me from using puns within a 50 metre radius so... uh... Strong Floor Job --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:01, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
For. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:21, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
what the heck There's no way I'll come back so... ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
for. cajek's writing style + unnews format = awesome. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

June

Cryst (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nom + For. Only a few UnNews yet, but a great start for a new writer. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 15:05, 18 June 2008 (UTC)
Cryst prolific writer Le Cejak • <16:07, 18 Jun 2008>
For really, really good stuff right thar. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 18:25, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Three articles compared to 8 by Sonic80... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:33, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

Sonic80 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

Nom+For - He has the UnNews articles that made me laugh. Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me
Nice works --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:30, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
Sonic80 has been going like a crazy-man! Le Cejak • <5:46, 28 Jun 2008>
For --Composure1 14:53, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
For - Writing like crazy, and doing a pretty good job too. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:59, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

April

THE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4

Nom and For Jeez guys, look at all the news! Le Cejak • <Apr 20, 2008 [15:59]>
- Oh, withdrawing nom (he already won this thing)... Le Cejak • <Apr 20, 2008 [16:05]>
  - Nevermind! For! Le Cejak • <Apr 27, 2008 [14:24]>
For! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:40, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
4 The number of times you can win it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
FUR His atikles aer funniz. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:03, May 16

March

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

F☭R

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

For. Because he's one of them good writer peoples, y'know? At least so I've seen, goin' thru articles over the past month I hath missed. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:03 Mar 29, 2008
For.. I like frogs. ~ 11:49, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
Sure - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:38, Mar 29
Shameless Self-For -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:10, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

February

Composure1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

NF - he has written wow, 182 UnNews articles. Definitely worthy of recognition (note: There's no rule about winning the award twice)--Æ 21:38, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Comment Make that 190, and I still have a bit to go to match Weebils' 205. --Composure1 05:23, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
For Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:59, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
For Sean.hoyland - tak() 07:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
WOW So thats where all those UnNews articles come from - Makes my 5 articles look bad... really bad... i should write more Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
For -RA HB 06:34, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Yeah. Loved his Castro UnNews. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Feb 21
For per Led. - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 22:13, Feb 21

January

Prettiestpretty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 sexy-brained women (almost extinct in the United States)

Nom and for. This wonder-wench has written some hilarious stuff for UnNews (UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving and UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon) and Uncyc in general, and single-brainedly created and maintains UnNews Sunday Magazine , a new feature which is bringing in huge revenues for all you other regular Uncylopedians to waste on great wine and reefer. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:24, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
For --Æ 21:13, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
I hate her so much. She's all "Ooo. I'm pretty. I'm the prettiest! Ooo!". Pbbt! Also, for. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
Mmmhmmm -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:53, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
For --THE 23:06, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
For, because, as Modusoperandi points out, not only does Modusoperandi hate her, but, she is also the prettiest pretty I know. -- The Zombiebaron 00:50, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
For -RA HB 07:17, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Foreskin. ~ Mordillo where is my KNOBJOCKEY? 07:36, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
Dig hussy. ;) --THINKER 19:12, 22 January 2008 (UTC)
4 - Easily beats out the competition. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:46, Jan 22
For - Ordered a 12 month subscription to UnNews magazine just the other day. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 08:07, Jan. 29, 2008
For The Sunday magazine was a cool idea, and I really liked UnNews:Terrorist cells found organizing in President's colon --Composure1 03:26, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

2007

December

Thekillerfroggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

Nom and for Because I have read much of his work and I hope that if I nom him I'll get his autograph. -- ugly Ape (activate) (Riot Porn) 20:32, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
1/2 for Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
Self-for -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 21:08, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
I must go for the lesser of two evils. For. --EMC^[TALK] 00:08, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
1/2 For--Despite Led's saddening inability to use his right hand for important business, TKF has a longer and more impressive title than Led. That and I hate the Patriots and whores from New England. Sorry Leddy!-- Sir U nknown User^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 06:59, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11.5 fancy-pants Pb-Zeppelins

Nom and for. He has written numerous UnNewses, many of them featured, all of them great; in fact, he's got the Christmas VFH locked up. It'd be a travesty to let the December Foolitzer lapse without honoring him. Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 20:00, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
4 I wanted to vote for the other guy but, well, there was no other guy... Mr N 20:16, Dec 24
1/2 for Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 24 / 21:06)
For - I think he deserves this after a broken arm. That, and he's a talented writer--Æ 02:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
WHORE! - Cause he broke his arm and TKF didn't. Absolutely nothing to do with his writing ability. GO BREAK YOUR ARM TKF!!!-- Sir Unknown User^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 04:39, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- I broke my heart earlier this week. Does that count? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:47, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- You can replace hearts! (or, at least, I can for the right price) Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 25 / 17:23)
He squeezes my lemon. For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
For - Because everyone on Uncyc knew about his broken arm before I did, and I live in his town. Also his UnNews are supierior to mine, and I've already won this award. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:24, Dec 25
for. i can't believe led hasn't won this award yet. also, i can't believe it's not butter.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:45, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
ForA job well done and well earned. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:32, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Fore Good stuff. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:14, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
For -RA HB 00:00, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
For pity toward cripples. And he wrote some articles too, I guess. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 18:03, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

November

THE (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11 definite(ly hilarious! har har har!) articles

Nom + For. This guy's got quite a few featured UnNewses and even more UnFeatured. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 20:51, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
For. That Darfur UnNews is one of my favorite I've seen. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Nov 1
Damnit TKF - I was going to nominate him, but you beat me to it--Sir Manforman 21:07, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Sure. --EMC^[TALK] 21:08, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
THE? Never heard of him. Yes. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:18, Nov 1
For VOTE VOTE VOT-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Spiteful For My "next month" is no more. But he deserves it anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:46, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Of Course --THINKER 05:14, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
FOR! Featured or not, his UnNewses are always great. -RA HB 02:51, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:08, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah ~Fag x FS

Prettiestpretty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 bland, chilly and, boring Thanksgiving dinner(s)

Nom + For. This ~~vixen~~ user has had a semi-natural career as a ranting bull-goose-loony sort of UnNews journalist, and this little gem, along with it's mate make said user eligible IMHO. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:00, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

October

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 whaling capitols

Nom & For - he already has 2 UnNews Features and 2 UnNews articles on VFH--Sir Manforman 21:09, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
Self-For - I though this award was only for cool people! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:14, Oct 1
It is. ~~Against~~ For. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Oct 1
For. This guy is definitely ~~better than TLB~~ ~~pretty good~~ better than TLB -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Comment: 5 UnNews features now! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:21, Oct 3

For""YAY--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 00:54, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
This guy totally blows all the other competition out of the water. For. --EMC^[TALK] 13:36, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
Phür. I think we should give him an extra little pin that says "UnNewsipedian of the Month". This and that other one...the one with the audio...in the same month? Impossible. -- The Zombiebaron 01:35, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Norwegian Blue parrots

Nom & For This dude has begun a horrifying and evil trend of doing UnNews audios, in addition to an already somewhat impressive resume of other evil in the name of UnNews, and Uncyclopedia in general. Libre le competition! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:32, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Next Month--Sir Manforman 21:42, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Self-for Because UnIdiot's going to win anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:04, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

September

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

~~Score: 1 Intelligent Children raped by Chris Hansen~~

Nom & For--Sir Manforman 00:58, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
Comment: I would vote for, but this user's extreme sexiness prevents me from being able to think clearly enough to vote fairly. --Not Led. Really. This is not a sock puppet. Don't click this link, though. It will only bring you pain...
- Aww, you've made me a saaaaaad panda. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:23, Sep 21

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +10

Nom + For. 170 articles, good, lots of news features, etc. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:24, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
For --El legend 15:06, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
Sure --EMC^[TALK] 22:59, 7 September 2007 (UTC)
For--Sir Manforman 20:22, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
For -RA HB 08:08, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
'For I liek tihs gye.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:15, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:03, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
Dig sorry about last month. ;) --THINKER 03:05, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
For. Seriously, 150 UnNewses? I have 6 8 and a half, and, to the best of my knowledge, none have been on the UnNews main page yet. Don't get me wrong, I like me. I just can't compete! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:43, Sep 19
FOR This dude rocks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:30, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
F☭R,
FORRY -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 11:25, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

July

Pottsm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 Patriotic Brits

This, this, this and this are only a small sample of the amazing work Pottsm has put in on UnNews for many months now. Nom and For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

er.. Can we vote for this yet? Well For anyway, though I still say Paris Hilton isn't the messiah. --Kelpan 15:15, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
For This is a tough one because Weebils is sufficiently cool to get this award too. I lean towards Pottsm only because maybe he or she will make a proper user page and clear up the huge mystery of, "who is this cracker, anyway?" Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Dig the Muhammad Ali article had me laughing loud.. --THINKER 20:22, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
For, Tree, Shoe, Bun. -- The Zombiebaron 15:03, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 09:37, 30 July 2007

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Nom + For. Weebils has made over 150 great UnNews articles, many attaining lead status. Keen work, chum! -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 12:36, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Strong for -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:31, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

June

Hrodulf (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13 depressed writers

Nom and For. After the amount of time he's been here writing his 46 (and counting) great news articles, it's a wonder he's never won this before. He definitely deserves this, though it would be kind of sad to break that pessimism streak he's got going on lately. Lesser of two evils, I guess. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:12, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
For I'm not depressed so much as just wishing I was a more creative person. But in any event, since the rules allow me to vote for myself, I shall do so. --Hrodulf 19:30, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Strong STRONG For Uncreative my ass! This guy's good, no two ways about it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
I don't care. I'm voting, ma.General Eisenhower 23:49, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
Dig --THINKER 23:54, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
Yes, please --General Insineratehymn 21:21, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
Woot --EMC^[TALK] 22:58, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
as you're the only one up for nomination, i say for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:08, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
For -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:11, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
`Tis about time!~ 08:55, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
4 P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
For -- The Zombiebaron 16:38, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
For ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 21:04, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

May

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 10operandi

Nom + For. I can't believe he has not won this yet. I think one of his UnNews stories was featured, too. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:34, 17 May 2007 (UTC)
For I like, I like... (despite the fact he consistently votes against my articles on VFH ;)--Composure1 13:42, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment He does that to me too. I don't let it get me down though, cause even if he thinks I suck, he at least is reading my articles, unlike my mom. That lying #$*%~! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Also comment UnNews' I vote for tend to be either the unexpected twist-type, like this, or the non-topical-type, like this. Also, the UnNews' that I like enough to nominate or vote for tend not to do well on VFH, so buck up, little soldiers. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:01, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment Apology accepted, sweet cheeks. --Kenvalyi 01:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

For MO whose fine writing makes the rest of the UnNews cruft, look even that much more cruftier. You heartless bastard! --Kenvalyi 00:46, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
For. Makes ridiculously complicated articles that are horrendously difficult to audio. I hate him. ~ 09:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
For.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:17, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
For His toes are tall and his head is long. -- The Zombiebaron 23:00, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Dig --THINKER 20:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Yay! & if he wins I can flood his pm on irc again--Sir Shandon 02:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
for This was a difficult decision. both great and deserving dudes. The tie breaker was his reaction to my audios of his difficult-to-read-aloud articles... me bum still hurts... heh heh. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:35, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 02:56, 30 May 2007

Hrodulf (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

Nom & For: Has written over 40 awesome UnNews stories. And he makes me wet in my panties. --EMC^[TALK] 22:34, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
For Because I like that one about UBL wanting a Mokey plush. And because I'm me. --Hrodulf 22:39, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Placeholder for, if you don't win this month. I couldn't decide between you and MO for my nom :/ -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:08, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment &*%$! --Hrodulf 20:14, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
For Next month too.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:30, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Hrodulf for me....this month and next. Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 22:05, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

April

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

nom+for Last month's runner up. See here for details on UnNewses. —Braydie 11:55, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
For He's the only candidate so far. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:47, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
Emphatic Abstention until another candidate is found. --T.K.F. 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Apathetic Transubstantiation. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 22:29, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

For: there's really no other choice. Really. --EMC^[TALK] 04:02, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
fore emc rocks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
For -- The Zombiebaron 15:55, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
A worthy thingy. For. Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 09:07, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Make it so.~ 13:45, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
For EMC (whose names sounds like a 80s rock band ... and yes I'd buy the album!) --Kenvalyi 18:02, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

March

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Nom this is who I should have nominated last month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Great at... whatever this award is for. gosh zillacorrespondence 13:53, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
For I care about this award. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 07:29, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Braydie (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

Nom Purely for competition reasons - the last two Foolitzer winners were both nominated by me with no competition. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:45, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For. His impeccably researched, well documented and insightful articles are shining stars on the muddy bottom of UnNe...oh, wait. This is Braydie. He's good too.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:53, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
For. Braydie!... plus being funny --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
For great UnNews stories, plus being funny and smart... Dammit! Stop hogging all the talent. He probably gets the girls too. --Kenvalyi 17:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Comment. Well, he doesn't get ALL the girls. Some of them mistake me for him (must be the "bra").--<<>> 17:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

For --EMC^[TALK] 23:13, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 20:36, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

February

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

Insert Interesting Variation on "Nom and For" Here -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:33, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
For My UnNews stories just keep getting funnier and funnier. I think my hard work and sense of humo(u)r have finally paid off. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:57, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Whereas your sense of modesty still has a long way to go ;). --Composure1 23:03, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

For Well, I couldn't really vote any other way :) —Braydie 16:57, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
For Great work man. --Kenvalyi 17:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
F☭R, 04:01, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

January

David Gerard (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +13

Nom and For; I may not be the most active UnNewser, but I don't have to be to know this guy makes incredibly well-crafted UnNews. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Think it has to be at the moment. DG is on a roll (with lettuce and lowfat mayo). For! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 10:32, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
I Approve This Message, 02:01, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
Damn, I'm good. *ahem* I spent most of December sick in bed. Fever delirium and a laptop makes the whole world look like UnNews. Oh, and please whore this up on VFH - David Gerard
For. If I had a bowler, a topper, a trilby or even a flat cap I'd doff it. Those last few were worth a gong on their own -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 09:35, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
- My I please blatantly whore my marvellous arse here and ask all here to freely nominate deserving examples for VFH? My ego needs wanking - David Gerard 01:00, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
for. bloody prolific lately - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:02, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
For more bastard writers like this guy... — H. Peebles - D - HS 07:49, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
FOR —Braydie at 00:08, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For David Gerard's time has come. --Composure1 00:12, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
For Dave Gerard is on fire. Someone please stomp on him until he's out.--Super 90 22:17, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
Okay. --EMC^[TALK] 20:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
foR - bastard writes more and better than many... I hate him, and will eternally be envious of his marvelous derrier. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:41, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:47, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Alksub (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0

Nom: This writer may have not blasted out loads of news, but what he/she lacks in quantity really tanks it in quality. Alksub is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet--the typical characteristics the UnNews editorial staff looks for in a news writer. Since I am a registered Mad scientist, the article Mad scientist board releases ultimatum really ~~hit a nerve~~ caught my attention.— H. Peebles - D - HS 19:30, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

CaptainSpam (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Nom: If for no other reason, but to nominate this genius for the article: Two new stupidly large numbers discovered...and also increased number of UnNews activity this month. — H. Peebles - D - HS 19:42, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

2006

December

Rangeley (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

Nom & for (This guy, and his stingray article for one thing, is fucking epic) Stewie 01:34, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
For Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 22:02, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Composure1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

Nom & for For all of his articles and especially his article "Castro misses military parade due to his death" Selfworm 04:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)selfworm

ALREADY WON IT. -- Sir C

Holla | CUN 04:47, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Doesn't matter, no rule against winning awards twice. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

/detects a hint of jealousy & bitterness ^_^

00:16, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

For - his work over the past month has been above and beyond. I'm still laughing about the Nasa item. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 12:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
For ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:35, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
For. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:14, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
For, ^_^ 00:16, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
For the video broadcast.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:47, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment Although I'll be the first to say Composure1 is brilliant, and certainly deserving of this award many times over, why not give this award to someone who hasn't yet received it? Sure, there's no reason or rule that it can't be won twice, but is it really fair to do so? Give Danny Himself a chance, or even Rangeley. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:40, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
For Brilliant. --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 17:38, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
For a very unrewarded writer of genuine talent. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 17:16, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Danny Himself (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +11

Nom and For Hmm, let's see here: UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond alone is worth at least a Foolitzer nomination. UnNews:Ironic t-shirt fails to attract women and UnNews:Family talk about man like he isn't there are just icing on the cake. Good work. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:41, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
For Had me lol-ing more than most UnNewsers. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:39, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
For Ah yes... it's nice to see some "human interest" UnNews stories as perfected by Danny Himself (pun intended). --Composure1 04:23, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
For. Yeah, I'm voting for myself. Two nominations in one day has gotten me all concieted. --Danny Himself 16:10, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
For, this guys funny. Really funny. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 01:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
For--Spasi 12:30, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
For Good stuff. --Super 90 00:56, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
For I love Composure1 for the biting wit, but the kid drowning in the shower makes Danny Himself impossible not to vote for.--Jives 22:17, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
For - Funny stuff all around. - Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 18:59, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
For. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 17:04, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
For giving this award to different people as much as we can.--<<>> 17:19, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

November

Procopius (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

Nom & for - This award is still missing from his mantle, and I think he certainly deserves it. --Composure1 17:06, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
You know what? Fuck it. For. He's gonna win every award on this site except for Useless Gobshite of the Month. Unless he rallies a crusade against the articles Poland, Asperger Syndrome, or Euroipods. And that ain't gonna happen.

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:40, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

for .He convinced me life was worth living again in the movie "Man on Fire." Dakota Fanning, thank you. Hardeehar 12:10, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
for, god damn! Is there anything Procopius doesn't do? What's he getting next month UnBrainsurgeon of the Month? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:16, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
For Your UnNews are fun to record when I get the chance.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:48, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
For 23:59, 21 November 2006 (UTC)
For - I was going to vote for that other guy but oh well. --—Braydie 15:34, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
For. I'm a card-carrying member of the Procopius fan club. Now, if I could only use it to charge my 3 martini lunches to, I'd run for club president. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:59, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
For, he has a gift. --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 00:54, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
For. A class act. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:31, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

October

Tshell (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12

Nom & for - Tshell has literally had a monopoly on UnNews for some time now. Up until a few days ago, Tshell's user page didn't even exist (which leads a few to believe he/she/it is some sort of sockpuppet designed to create hilarious UnNews articles). --EMC^[TALK] 01:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
For, yes I agree, this bastard even had the BALLS to edit my news articles...and made them funnier, DAMNIT!!!! Have a nice day. --HP talk 01:38, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
For Yeah I like this guy...he's funny as hell. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:11, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
He teh funny. For. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 10:42, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
For. I take my hat and trousers off to you, Sir/Madam. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 14:49, 6 October 2006 (UTC)
FOR Besides actually starting up your userpage, I sure as hell enjoyed reding the death race. NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire

______соединяйтесь! 17:54, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

For Very prolific.... I think he's even outpacing what I was doing when I started back in April. --Composure1 21:35, 8 October 2006 (UTC)
For. I wanted to nominate him last month, but then we had two worthy candidates, and TShell didn't have a user page -- yeah, that's it.--Procopius 02:41, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
For 18:06, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
For. Absolutely.--<<>> 15:24, 25 October 2006 (UTC)
Definitely. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 05:20, 26 October 2006 (UTC)
For yadda yadda --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 12:39, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

September

Oh oh, what will happen if it's a tie? I think we should have both candidates write an UnNews article about themselves winning the Foolitzer Prize, and whichever one of those is voted to be better would win. --Composure1 14:23, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

Why not give it to them both? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 14:17, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Ayatollah Gurkhmeini (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

Nom and For -- Written a lot of excellent stories, and is one of the least praised UnNews writers. Check out his works here --EMC^[TALK] 01:58, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
For - Great writer--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 04:48, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
For - I'm all for the Ayatollah's work - he's definitely has some great articles in the past few months and it's about time he gets this award. But this also leads me to a theoretical question - is this award meant to honor someone's "overall acheivement," or just work in the given month? B/c if it's meant for September, it seems a bit early to start the nominations :). --Composure1 05:01, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Good question.-- Sir Armando Perentie

KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

I believe it's meant to honor overall achievement, more specifically the month prior to the nomination of. --EMC^[TALK] 18:20, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Sure people could get nominated anytime, and of course people can vote anytime. Some possibilities could be:

a. 3 articles for the current month + at least 3 full articles in past

b. 3 full articles + sent me cherry pie

c. or just leave it alone, because it kinda works

--

HP talk

14:47, 20 September 2006 (UTC)

For. I think I'll take Staycee McRosenstein with me to the grave. Though I'd rather the boudoir. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 08:52, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
For. I think both are deserving with past articles, however I'm giving my vote to the Ayatollah for producing more contributions this month. --HP talk 14:51, 20 September 2006 (UTC)
N/A I just wanted to state for the record that this contest is tough. Both of these fine gentlemen deserve to be showered in virgins, or something. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:57, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks, Rev. I can't speak for the good Ayatollah, but for me you can keep your virgins -- they don't know what they're doing. At least that's what I imagine. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:58, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
For, just to tip the scales, but frankly I dont think either is that funny. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 00:26, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
Difficult to seperate the two nominees, but I think the Ayatollah shades it. Just. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 14:00, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
For No ties. --The Zombiebaron 00:02, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
Ayeatollah. -- Hindleyite 15:51, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Armando (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

Nom and For A fellow reporter which I'm proud calling a ~~Mate~~, ~~Cobber~~, ~~Aussie~~ Whatever these people downunder call thesmelvs these days...Has written excellent pieces such as UnNews:Pastafarian uprising stuns Middle East, UnNews:Moro Islamic Liberation Front needs new acronym, UnNews:Cthulhu severs ties with Miskatonic University and more can be found Here. Also, had the pleasure of looking down a barrel of an Israeli female soldier (she was redhead as well no?) and THAT qualify as combat writing in my view! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:08, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Before I vote, I'd like to hear more about this redhead.--Procopius 23:14, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Damn, she was cute. And she was getting seriously suspicious about the plastic peeling off the photo page of my passport. Luckily, her superior believed that it was nothing more than good, honest backpacker sweat causing the problem. And then she got annoyed that I didn't want her to stamp my passport. To paraphrase Young MC: there's one more girl I won't be bedding. -- Sir Armando Perentie

KUN FP 15:36, 6 September 2006 (UTC)

For because I've been threatened into it even though I would have voted for him anyway. -- !!! ??? 22:24, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
for contributing many good articles, and not making me work very hard at all. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:55, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
'For: All in all, a great man with great articles. -Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH22:11, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 12:27, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
For. The Ayatollah is deserving, too, but Mordillo's God will damn me if I don't vote.--Procopius 13:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
For What can I say? He's fucking hillarious! Lowee 14:59, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
For, though I can guess who's winning next month.--<<>> 15:13, 29 September 2006 (UTC)

August

Mordillo

Score: +19

Nom and For. Has done excellent work under difficult conditions.--Procopius 12:16, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
For I agree. Nice articles. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH20:45, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Reserving judgement for the moment. I think Mordillo has done some great stuff (I laughed myself stupid at UnNews:67% of Israeli teens call current war "bitchin'!", but so has the good ayatollah himself. Mordillo is working under fire, but it's not the ayatollah's fault that no one is bombing Utah at the moment. I'll probably hold out until we have a clear winner and then jump on their bandwagon. (Of course, if someone nominates me, I'll just vote for myself.) -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:29, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

For. Nah, sod it. I've been reading more of Mordillo's stuff and I have to say: "I take my hat and my pants off to you, sir." -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 04:50, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Comment Just to be fair, the 67% bit is the Ayatollah's work....:) Oh, and there's no problem what so ever to bomb Utah in order for him to get some good writing atmosphere...-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- D'oh! Of course that yarn was the Ayatollah's (but, since you're from Israel and all, I don't spose you have a phone number for McStaycee Rosenstein, do you?). Also, I think Utah is a dry county, so the Ayatollah has his own problems already. Still, my vote stands. Go Mor-dee-yo! -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:54, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

For And that's just for not to be fair...I mean, I have to vote for myself no? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:34, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

For. Brave journalists that endanger their lives to fullfil their duty and bring us the most acurate and up-to-date misinformation from the eye of the storm, are the pride of our community. I am not a great fan of unnews, but I have to follow Mordillo's reports to know whether there are rockets about to fall on my head.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:26, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

For I am one his Honorary Jews, we are so kicking ass in the Middle East, and he is writing some good stuff for our side. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:36, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
Shalom --The Zombiebaron 13:08, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
For. Makes articles at a ridiculous speed. -- Sir C Holla | CUN 22:25, 13 August 2006 (UTC)
For anybody that puts out like a sweet Amsterdam whore and who also wrote the old unnews article: Microsoft buys up Uncyclopedia. (those fuckers still haven't paid my dividends yet!), also should note what a hot friggin' month August has turned out to be for unnews stories, the competition is unbearable: Ayatollah, Zimulator, Master Pain, Composure1, Electrified mocha chinchilla, Me --HP talk 02:57, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
For. Although, as an Israeli, he should really get about 28% of the vote and put together a coalition with 2 other good candidates and 14 lunatics, shouldn't he? Anyway, we'd better vote for him now, in case lasting peace breaks out in the Middle East or something. --Falcotron 07:20, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
- PS, Imrealized wrote the funniest single article of the month. --Falcotron 07:22, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

Which one was that? -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 07:51, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

For his frontline misreporting. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
For --EMC^[TALK] 16:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
For. I came here SPECIFICALLY to vote for him, and all these other bastards beat me to it.--<<>> 21:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
For. Never heard of the bastard.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 21:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
for I could have sworn I'd already voted for the bastard... funny, prolific, and Jewish... so, why not? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:39, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
For An excellent Middle East un-reporter. --Composure1 02:41, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
For-The least I can do since I voted against his Cambodia article-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:04, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey Claudius, Cambodia was mine. But if you feel that way you can always vote for me next month ;-) -- Sir Armando Perentie

KUN FP 16:10, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

For reporting excellence. Er, excellence in reporting. Whatever. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:46, 1 September 2006 (UTC)
For (doffs cap). -- Hindleyite 11:14, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

July

CScott (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

Nomination and For. Has written 5 UnNews articles, all of which have been very good, well-developed, etc. 3 have even been recorded (Gay Marriage Responsible for Global Warming, United States May Not Be Center of the Universe, Teenager Seeks Restraining Order Against Jesus.) So uhh... yeah, I guess you vote now.
For with bells on. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:21, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
For. Of course you realize that this vote, while well deserved, means I can't find any competition for this month. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 01:58, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
For, because the competition is fierce.--<<>> 04:06, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
Sure. Tough decision. -- Sir Cornbread The Great [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:51, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Excellent number of articles of the highest calibre. FOR. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 13:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)

June

Olipro (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

N+F....he da man. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 16:46, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
Foreskin - Absolutely! Oli rocks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:56, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
For. A stalwart (W)anchorman. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:07, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
For. It often seems like this place would fall apart without him :) --Composure1 00:18, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
For. Mr. UnNews himself. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:20, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
Fer. --Splaka 04:47, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
For?.--The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
Comment. Wow, the love is really creeping up on me now... Guess I better start making the rounds with one of those "you voted for me, I love you sooo much"-type templates :P --Olipro Anchor CUN (Harass) 14:55, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For, because I want a f!*@-ing template!!!!--<<>> 15:44, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
For, and you can give my template to Brad. >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋ 06:50, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

May

Hawthorn_Peebles (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

Nomination and for. Comon people! We need some nominees for the terrific UnNews writers! HP got my vote this month for the panty raid article. The title alone made me laugh HARD.--<<>> 15:55, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
For Only because his name is so ~~sexy~~ awesome. --Z B 00:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:28, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Four Palestinians killed in panty raid -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 01:37, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
For He's certainly very dedicated to UnNews --Composure1 03:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Fore! This is the first vote I've given to anyone, for anything, because the Panty Raid article deserves it, if not for content, for the very idea. Brilliance, I say; Brilliance! --The Rev. Sem. Jayrod Nail Your Theses MUN WH 07:04, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
For. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
Comment, OMG, OMG, OMG !!! The story behind that story is that it came from a dream I had one night and the next morning I saw a bunch of Palestinians dying on the news (like thats never happened), and voila, I put the two together...and the deadly panty raid was born. --HP talk 22:11, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

April

Bradaphraser (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

Nom and For. Great Articles too. --The Rt. Hon. Lord Chief Justice BarryC ('02) MUN (Complaints) 09:36, 23 April 2006 (UTC)
For the love of Christ! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) 15:06, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
For-Your apology was priceless!--2nd Lt. Claudius Prime 15:25, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Composure1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

Nomination and for. He did an amazing amount of articles this month, all of a high quality with quite a few laughs. This was definately his month. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 23:03, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
For. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:04, 25 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Breaking UnNews: Reporter Composure1 shamelessly votes for himself --Composure1 01:02, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
For Kikimora 19:55, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Lots of great quality articles, well deserving of this. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:02, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
For. Since this vote is for UnNews articles, I'm gonna have to go with Composure. Thanks for the support, everyone, but Composure really deserves this one more.--<<>> 22:09, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

March

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Score: +1

Nomination and For. Very funny articles. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:21, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

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Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

June

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

May

Weebils (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

April

Tritefantastic (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

March

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

February

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

EpicNinjaMonkey (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Mattsnow (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

January

Official nominations for January

Uncle J (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Jonny appleseed (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

2011

December

Leoispotter (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

UPjcm (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

PF4Eva (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Gleep (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

November

Codeine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Funnybony (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser