User:Cryst

Commander of the Order

Featured Article: UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

By day I write real news stories. By night I write fake news stories. In between, I rip off superhero cliches.

Articles I've popped out:

• Crossword
• Sweeney Todd
• UnNews:Corn Refiners Association launches viral marketing campaign for HFCS
• UnNews:"Japanophiles" incensed by Japan's anti-obesity campaign
• UnNews:McDonald's sues woman over new daughter's name
• UnNews:Microsoft buys 14-year-old student's Flash game
• UnNews:New media journalists embracing Omegle
• UnNews:Parents outraged over tween stars' puberty
• UnNews:Obama shares playlist, disappoints supporters
• UnNews:Sarah Palin's remaining Internet accounts hacked
• UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen