UnNews talk:Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners

Good one! ~ 09:59, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, Mordillo. But I'm totally fed-up and disgusted with some of the factually no-where and horrible people on Uncyclopedia, and I would have to be a masochist to continue here. So this is the last one. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Best wishes--Funnybony    12:29, Oct 18

Really? What happened? Haven't been around for sometime now so not aware of the everyday gossip. ~ 13:23, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Mordillo, Uncyclopedia is NOT what I do best. I’ve been hanging out in this non-real world where nameless-faceless pretend-wonders have the hollow balls to hide behind a PC and give shit to each other. The more I write the less anyone cares, and it even gets so bad as to get insults for my effort from people who wouldn’t and couldn’t speak to me in person. I have contributed over 400 news stories, and only one was featured. That is obviously not funny. So that's all from me. Cheers.--Funnybony    16:04, Oct 26

It's going back to the ancient discussion of "why do you write". Knowing you I think you write because you like it? It satisfy a need for you? But otherwise you have many (other) features no? And won WOTM? So you certainly get recognition. Anything in particular changed lately? (again, sorry, not updated). ~ 10:00, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

This place is full of not niceness and people biting other people and angry glares and half-faced truths. That hasn't changed, but the counterargument has. Or at least it's diminished. Things are less pleasant than they were, and more pleasant than they could be, but the more dears that throw up their arms and say bugger the squid! the more buggered squids we have, and nobody wants a buggered squid; they're just not funny. But people don't write. That's the problem. Other people do write and they're just not funny, but they won't accept that. That's the problem. I also glued my hand to my head. That's a problem, but not the problem. 1234 ~ 10:53, 27 October 2011

You've deservedly had over 30 featured articles, which makes you one of the most decorated users ever doesn't it? Don't go, you make me laugh. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:12, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you can take a break if you want, but never say never, you're one of my buddies here. Maybe whatever issue you have with the site will ease itself away with a little time, bro. Looking forward to have you back! Mattsnow 06:57, November 22, 2011 (UTC)