User:Bradaphraser/apology

I am so sorry. You have no idea how upset your trolling has made me. Post-going-to-stop-no-for-really trolling, I mean. When, in thirty years, I look back at all of my actions, I think this will be the one I regret the most. Calling that dumb-ass, cock-sucking, goat-screwing, cross-dressing transvestite vandal a "complete loser" in my edit summary. God, why did I do it? I don't even have an answer for myself. I think my great-grandfather, looking down on my from Heaven, has stopped screwing your great-grandma for a sec and turned his eyes down upon my actions, wording a curse that would hurt our ears terribly if ever we heard them. I sincerely offer my heartfelt apologies for screwing your mother, but, in my defense, she's hot. You have to at least admit that. I hope that all future dealings between us are on better terms than you vandalizing the site that I sometimes visit for fun, because you just can't get off until someone else is as upset as you.

I offer you this link as a peace offering, so that we may foster better relations with your obvious writing talent in the future: goatse.cx Keep working on it, you'll be able to write soon enough, I'm sure!

Oh, and be sure to check out the Beginner's Guide before you leave, loser.

Laden with insults and overtly sarcastic, but it'll do. Apology accepted.

~The Insane Jester