User:Selfworm

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"The following user boxes were originally created by a variety of users including, but not limited to:
Selfworm
Zombiebaron
Splaka
Todd Lyons
Insineratehymn
Weri long wang
NeoEva88"

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Plato.jpg This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as Anonymous Slashy.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. Boredkid.jpg
Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here. Face-surprise.svg
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. MagicWand.jpg
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. Happysatan.jpg
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
Evolutionism-recursion.jpg This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.
sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
DC-- logo.jpg This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.
>:3 This user is a lion! RAWR!!!
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
Drumkit.jpg This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
Skullnbones.gif This user is ARR-some! Skullnbones.gif
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. Villianc.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
Autism11.png I an Aspie, and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively punch them in the face and steal their lunch money).
1337 This user is elite. 1337
en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd. yt-N
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. sa-N
ac-N This user is a native speaker of those African clicky noises. ac-N
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish. gb-N
re-4 This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level. re-4
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4
17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337. 17-3
enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish. enr-2
grc-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek. grc-1
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML. ht-1
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin. la-1
ns-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak. ns-1
cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++. cpp-1
css-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS. css-1
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. typo-0
fr-0 This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties). fr-0
bs-0 This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties). bs-0
java-0 This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties). java-0
sl-0 This user does not understand sign language (or understands it with considerable difficulties). sl-0
il-0 This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties). il-0
elv-0 This user does not understand Elvish (or understands it with considerable difficulties). elv-0
es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school. es-E
us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school. us-E
zh-F This user got an F in 中文 and likes their native language better (if they have one). zh-F
ja-F This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one). ja-F
de-F This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one). de-F
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao-G
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Dumbass speakers. du-G
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika-G
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Valley girl speakers. vl-G
nq-G This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes Nelly queen to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Nelly queen speakers. nq-G
enl-P This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. enl-P
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers. lz-X
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.
238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.
This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL
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Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
ac-E This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school. ac-E
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
es-P This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. es-P
il-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. il-A
du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass. du-3
fh-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead. fh-1
ah-0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah-0
tx-G This user does not speak Texan and believes Texan to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires genocide of all Texan speakers. tx-G
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
MagicWand.jpg This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. MagicWand.jpg
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Boredkid.jpg This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. Boredkid.jpg
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
Canadian snowman.jpg This user is cooler than you. Canadian snowman.jpg
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
sub subliminal! sub
NO This user doesn't care. NO