User:Selfworm

"The following user boxes were originally created by a variety of users including, but not limited to:
Selfworm
Zombiebaron
Splaka
Todd Lyons
Insineratehymn
Weri long wang
NeoEva88"

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This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as Anonymous Slashy.

This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

sin-5

This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.

\m/

I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.

>:3

This user is a lion! RAWR!!!

This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is not a number, they're a free person!

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

This user loves pi

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

1337

This user is elite.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.

sa
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

ac
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This user is a native speaker of those African clicky noises.

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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

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This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.

rh
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

enr
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.

grc
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.

cpp
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css.

typo-0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr
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This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

java
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This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not understand sign language (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

il
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This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

elv
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This user does not understand Elvish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

es
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This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.

us
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This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.

zh
F

This user got an F in 中文 and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ja
F

This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one).

de
F

This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ao
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.

du
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.

pika
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.

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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

nq
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This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.

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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

lz
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Ugly	This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.

238px

This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

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This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.

BBL

This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

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crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

ac
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This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.

us
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This user is a native speaker of American English.

rh
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

es
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This fucker speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

il
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

du
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.

fh
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.

ah
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This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.

This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

This user is cooler than you.

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user contributes using Mozilla,
because it could easily defeat Godzilla.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

:o

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user should not be trusted.

sub

subliminal!

NO

This user doesn't care.

User:Selfworm

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