User:Selfworm

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Selfworm
Zombiebaron
Splaka
Todd Lyons
Insineratehymn
Weri long wang
NeoEva88"

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Plato.jpg This user is exceptionally skilled at using superior logic and intelligence to flame idiots who deserve it, idiots such as the Powershot dude.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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Evolutionism-recursion.jpg This user is a Evolutionist.
...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.
sin-5 This user sins without mercy and is going to Hell where he/she will be raped and eaten by Satan himself.
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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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DC-- logo.jpg This user turns to DC++ for all of his illegaly downloaded music and computer needs.
>:3 This user is a lion! RAWR!!!
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This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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This user is too pirate for your battleship.
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This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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This user is elite.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user is a native speaker of those African clicky noises.
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This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
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This user speaks Recondite English at a near-native level.
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user does not understand Français (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Java (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand sign language (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Igpay Atinlay (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not understand Elvish (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
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This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.
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This user got an F in 中文 and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user got an F in 日本語 and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user got an F in Deutsch and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers.
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.
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This user does not speak Nelly queen and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Nelly queen speakers.
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This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers .
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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Ugly This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.
238px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.
This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.
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This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.
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This user is a native speaker of American English.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This f****r speaks Español heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Igpay Atinlay whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fuckhead.
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This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user does not speak Texan and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Texan speakers.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user is cooler than you.
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user should not be trusted.
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This user doesn't care.
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