User talk:Selfworm

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Thanks

Thanks for your nomination for the Foolitzer prize. It would be quite awesome if I get to win it for a 2nd time :) --Composure1 04:18, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

HEY!

You stole my userboxes! I demand that you take those userboxes off of you userpage at once! --General Insineratehymn 18:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

You must not have read the text under the edit box that says "Please note that all contributions to Uncyclopedia are considered to be released under the Creative Commons SA License. If you don't want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will, then don't submit it here." Besides what's the big deal anyways.Selfworm 04:33, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

::What you did was blatantly take my userboxes without changing a damn thing. Therefore, you stole my userboxes. Get your own userboxes. Might I suggest getting some from this page? --General Insineratehymn 03:54, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Compromise

I've recently had a discussion with Bradaphraser (see here) and he has told me to make you this compromise: You can use my userboxes, but you must cite me as the author of all of the userboxes, no exceptions. Above the userboxes you must put something that says something similar to "These userboxes were originally created by Insineratehymn". If you fail to do so or if you refuse to comply, I shall talk to an admin about this. --General Insineratehymn 00:44, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

You are NOT the author of ALL of these user boxes. There are many user boxes in that list that you did NOT create so don't go around taking credit for other people's work. Selfworm 09:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I hear you don't mind helping dopes like me out

Im half noob, half german, and i understand a lot on uncyclopedia, but i don't understand templates. How do you make those puppies?, could you just help me out a little bit on that...if you do, i will creat a template (assuming i end up knowing how) and do something with it. Im not sure how that will benefit you...but still...--Arborguitars 23:54, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

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Yet another question from the idiot that is Arborguitars

Hey Selfworm, i have another question, and i figured i'd come back to you, because last time i asked a question, you gave me a good answer that actually taught me things, and the way you write resembled "Danger Ehren" from "Jackass", and i don't mind him. Anyway, my question is "is it possible to change your username on encyclopedia?" or not even that, but is it possible to just sign your name as something else so people would know me as an alternative name? Because i originally intended to be called "Reubnick" but something terrible went wrong, and i have been regretting using "Arborguitars" for months...that doesn't even sound cool at all! I would just really like putting this whole arborguitars thing behind me, and start anew with Reubnick, which is what everyone else on the internet knows me as on youtube, break, and all the other websites. I won't die with having arborguitars as my username, but i would REALLY like to change it.