User talk:Super90

—Braydie 00:27, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

re: Dune & UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame‎

You have an eye for detail. Are you, by any chance a monk or super spy? The easy way to choose is to play some backgammon. If your opponent always has some sort of a physical quirk, you're a spy. If not, monk. Thanks again for the tweaks; it's nice not seeing people add poor russian reversals.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:37, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

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For putting glitter on the construction paper/macaroni picture of a pulpy nature.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:47, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Consume the previous cookie for a second time

Audio for UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame...madness! It just needs a gaffer and it could be a radio play.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:02, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

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For improving my Butler and Road trip articles, even if you only did one edit for each article. --Jedravent 02:36, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

re: Russian reversal

Please stop adding pathetic reversals, or we'll have to put your ass in a sling. Actually, we'll just nominate you for UGotM (once the drama madness has ended). --AAA! (AAAA) 23:17, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Who "We", kid? You got about as much juice as an empty carton of Minute Maid.

How to be funny and not just being a dick. Read it. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:26, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Please do that. ^_^ 23:28, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

I'll bow to the Premier, but not to AAA! I'm not the one who started the dickishness. --Super90 23:32, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

--Super90 09:40, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

re: Douglas Adams

Uhh...hello? I rewrote this from sheer distateful crappola[1]. This is a page about the man, the author, the radio star Douglas Adams. I am removing that picture, which portrays only a character from one of his books and doesn't show the man. The before was slapped together by many raving fans, I made this version nearly by myself, and it's much more coherent.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 19:01, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Sometimes fact twisted with fiction is good, have you read about the French Revolution?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 21:19, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello again!

Two things to keep in mind:

1. When writing UnNews articles, please be sure that they are in the UnNews: namespace (ie. the title starts with "UnNews:").
2. Adding a Pee Review tag to an article is only half of the job if you want it reviewed; you need to create a subpage of Uncyclopedia:Pee Review if you want any feedback on the article. (I went ahead and made the subpage of the article you just made--it's here--but you'll want to make some comments about the article there.)

Thanks for your time, and I expect you'll get the "Welcome to UnNews" speech from Zim any time now. :) —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [14:27, 13 December 2006 (UTC)]

Welcome to UnNews

Like it says, welcome. RE your story UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Holocaust Was Really Big Gay Jew Sex Party, I think the best advice I can give is to keep reading... I'm too lazy to comment in Pee Review, so this is what you get. Cheers Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:10, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

the important stuff about UnNews articles

Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and celebrity. Cheers!

Prototype: how to do an unnews audio

Note: this crap is a work in progress

Jesus bought the Holy Ass, depicted here as a raptor, from zim in 1066 AD.

As for doing the UnNews Audio Perpendicular Mambo, first you'll need software to record sound files on your computer. I currently use Cakewalk Sonar, but many other applications such as the freeware Audacity, or other commercial applications like Steinberg's Cubase and Pro Tools Digital Audio Workstation will be great.

Having that in place, there ar UnNews jingle files you can download, and add to your files here:

• http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_British.mp3
• http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Image:UnNews_Jingle_American.MP3

You'll need to upload your final audio file in mp3 format.

Once uploaded, you'll need to tag the article you've read like this

{{UnNewsAudio|Your_soundfile_name.mp3}}.

Next, go to this page http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Template:FrontPageMediaMenuBeta, add your file with pointer and file size arranged like this:

Your_soundfile_name.mp3|article_title|<file size>KB|

The file size information can be found on the info page of the audio which you've uploaded.

The procedure for setting up your file for podcast is a secret freemason thingy which Olipro and I currently manage. I'm around almost daily, so I look for new audio files to delete fix, or whatever. If you get hung up with any of these steps, let me know, or alternately check out #unnews and #uncyclopedia on IRC. Cheers!

Congrats!

Good show, first audio and all... right! don't stop now. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:16, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Flyboy

I personally find this one relatively funny:

Nobody told this hapless African waif about the no-fly zone.

Uh, no you do NOT want to mess with the Main Page

With regard to your audio UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, no, it's a very bad idea for you to edit the UnNews main page. UnBooks and UnNews are kinda independent of one another, but you might want to do an UnNews story about the first UnBook on audio, or something, and link it from the article. Use your imagination, and feel free to run ideas by me anytime.

My dog Evelyn just followed me in here, and is at present lying on the "office" couch. Also, at least for UnNews, we want audios in mp3 format for uniformity and ease of consumption; it makes things easier for me, and it it weren't for me... well, we don't want to think about that. Thanks for your continued evil efforts. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:57, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I get it. I'm a bit slow sometimes... well, most times. I think an UnNews article introducing the first UnBooks audio is a great idea... because I thought of it, of course... do it, I dare you... thanks for your continued patronage and for being a Republicanm... heh heh, well, not for being a Rebpublican, but something.... something evil'... heh heh... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:18, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

As for graphics for UnNews articles, I've uploaded tons from various google searches, or other "strange" sites I come across. I know you can request an image be made at Request images, and if you're lucky, some one else may take an interest. I think I've only edited maybe 3 at most myself.

You can find links to lots of information at Uncyclopedia:Community Portal. Uncyclopedia:FAQ will be particularly useful to learn the inner workings of the wiki engine stuff. This is good too.

Keep trying for that Nobel prize for gay blowjob parades. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:46, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Regarding UnNews:Bill Gates blows fortune on bubble gum

We at Uncyc just LOVE guys like you who, instead of getting all pissy and complaining to admins about how some douche bag writes crap, and can't we kill him and blah, blah blah, and on and on... bah! no, like a great Uncyclopedian, which I assume you are, you made it better by rewriting... therefore, you rock! Cheers Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:51, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Like real life, nothing if 50/50 including UnNews. I'm trying to add a function to the UnCanninator which will accurately measure the stupidity to content ratio of an article, so we'll have a level playing field... oh, fuck it, who am I kidding? I'll probably base it on a random number generator... Anyway, you saved an otherwise doomed article, to "boo-yah" or something. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:01, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Consume another cookie

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For improving my Butler and Road trip articles, even if they were only one edit each -- Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:28, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

here's how far bitching will get you

I used to be a whiner young whippersnapper like you. Then one day a burly fellow convict grudge-fucked me with a toilet bowl brush. I've since tried to minimize bitching. Don't worry, I'm not standing at your window right now holding two toilet bowl brushes (I'm on a limited income, so I had to get two cheap ones, and I don't want to be caught mid grudge-fuck and brushless).

That being said, I will say this. I need to make some coffee, back in a sec... want some? no? well, piss off then...... ok, I'm back.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah... anyway, I gather you think some articles should be featured and others not. That's fine, and if you like, you can learn the inner workings of the top three stories cabal, so you can put some there yourself.

I'd guess more than 80% of the time, I'm the only one who can be bothered to do it, along with a few other maintenance tasks. Given my my medication regimen, taking care of my wife, and other stuff I won't get into, I do the best I can. My judgement is certainly questionable... Christ, if you told me you were taking the pain meds I take, I'd question yours too. The point is, you can do stuff yourself if you don't like it. Worst case: it gets reverted. If you need help on how to, let me know.

Please don't get the idea I'm irate. I like to practice being an asshole on talk pages... it wins me lots of friends... heh heh. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:28, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm glad I haven't pissed you off yet... that just means I'll have to try harder. Really, though, thanks for your feedback, it's always constructive, and I have to think about it, and that's good. We really don't get that many articles, so I make do with what I have. My personal strategy is pretty haphazard, but our standards aren't like someplace where people are paid. Personally, I think you've got the makings of a fine Uncylopathic personality. Cheers. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

No, you're not an asshole, or a smeghead, not one bit! I shared your opinion about featured articles, some are IMO unworthy, but I seldom stray from UnNews any more, and subsequently, don't know what's going on there now. I guess there saw some big thing going on for a while, with this one pissed at that one, ane that one pissed at the other one, etc., but I don't follow such things.

As for that IAEA article, I was wondering how long it would take to get a rise out of you. heh heh... I wouldn't do it if I didn't love you (and by love, I mean in the hippie sense, not the gay sense... just wanted to be clear about that). Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:28, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I can relate to getting high

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Great job on UnNews:Report: More Americans getting high from pot than from corn or soybeans, Mr Federline... or can I call you K-Fed? No really, though, excellent job, dude... Smokin' 'em 'cause he's got 'em, Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

As for the mixup about who is doing which story, you've reminded me to use the {{RIP|zim}} template. I sort of got used to doing the bulk of the audios, so I wasn't using it for a while. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:29, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Cat acts as prophylactic

Kinda lewd, leaning on gross.... I just feel it needs improving to meet our dismal standards. Fix it, please! I love the title/concept. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:00, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Spontaneous drivel # 7765/99D5000A186

I had a feeling it was based on a real experience. I just got back from picking up our 3 new cats from being spayed and stuff, interestingly and financially depressing enough. I have a long history of witnessing odd, disgusting, stupid, and other adjectives I can't think of right now behavior in cats and my dog, Evelyn. Dogs can do no wrong in my sight, but cats... well, I guess they're just being cats, but I do subliminate my agression and seething hatred of all things feline into hopefully amusing jokes, anecdotes, and articles. When I worked at a pet store, in 1066AD, I joked about having fantasies of a corral packed with guinea pigs, and me, with a 15 HP snow blower, going through them like a chain saw through a stegasaurus. Heh heh... Actually, I love animals of all kinds, and enjoy making sick jokes about them, which probably points to a deep-seated inner conflict of my Anima/Animus. My hunch is that as long as I keep taking my medications, I'm basically harmless. Ugh, I do ramble on so...

Anyway, still, the title/concept is hilarious... and worthy of development, IMHO. Think about it, and I'll leave it alone for a bit, or maybe work on it if I have time... UnNews sort of takes up alot of time... ok, I'm going back into my stupor now... cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:34, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

True and second. Cats are amongst the most dumbest people I ever had the displeasure to conversate with. I mean, come on! Answering each and every invitation for a witty rejoinder with "meeeow ?". The joke grows thin after three occurances, that's what I've got to say. I mean I love cats as long as they know their place, but I really dislike the ones that do the "meeeow ?" routine on you. -- di Mario 17:11, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

AotM

Thanks for your vote. Rather than giving you a template of thanks, in honour of the occassion I wrote UnUnNews: Lindsay Lohan says "Gonch is for chumps" (snappy title, eh?). Don't worry, it makes more sense after you read it. Or less, I haven't decided yet.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:24, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

BTW

Thanks! For flattery, you will be added to my cool users list just as soon as you either change the confusing red "90" in your logo (is the talkpage real or not?) or give a really good explanation for it. --Lenoxus 02:39, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

No, no, it does — which for me, is kinda the problem. The anal-retentive voice inside me, for which most wiki formatting is second nature, keeps screaming Why on earth is it red then?! Does not compute! over and over. But I'm getting more used to it anyway, so never mind. --Lenoxus 05:59, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

I forget...

What makes you think I go to Guilford again? —Lenoxus 17:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

OH RIGHT MYSPACE DUH. Yeah, I guees I don't mind people making that connection... although perhaps it might lead to negative consequences if certain people knew how much time I spend here... meh, whatever. (Interesting that you mention the Quaker thing... I'm not myself, but I happen to know someone in my hometown who and and is coming here next year...) So, uh, what are you up to now? Besides the drugs, if any.—Lenoxus

XXX XXXXX:I’m Anna Nicole’s Baby’s Daddy

Right, just because there's no point having all those articles for one day (and you need to see all of them to get the joke) I've merged them all under a new title called UnNews:Revealed:"I’m Anna Nicole’s Baby’s Daddy" using option and choose tags. I've given you the credit on the talk page because I think you wrote most of them. However, I'd suggest you just expand these a bit just to save them from huff (I doubt it will, but just incase). —Braydie 17:31, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Where'd you go?

Gone gone gone, you've been gone gone gone so long. You made me quote a song by Chilliwack. *shudder* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:29, 24 January 2008 (UTC)