User talk:EpicNinjaMonkey

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Eh Epic Ninja Monkey, welcome! Please read carefully the above because creating short pages with little content will certainly lead to them being deleted. The best thing to do is to create articles in your userspace, keep the link on your userpage so you can work on it and take all the time in the world. If you have questions, you can ask me on my talkpage. Bye! Mattsnow 20:59, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

HTBFANJS

Please, please, please read HTBFANJS. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 21 September 2011, at 21:47

Seconded. Also, one fleshed-out, quality article that you spent time on is superior to several little bitty annoying stubby things. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:08, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, please stop with the unconstructive edits. 1234 ~ 23:31, 7 November 2011

Featured articles

They are usually that way for a reason, and do not need random stuff that does not tie into the concept of the article, and as such I have reverted your recent edits to Plant. Indeed, articles in general don't need random stuff, but if you can add more relevant content to articles that actually need it, that would probably help us all out a bit. Thanks. 1234 ~ 21:22, 25 January 2012

UnNews

Hi epic sir, in your UnNews about Mickey, one of the file doesn't work, maybe it's the wrong filename or something? All heil Nyan cats! Mattsnow 22:59, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

I like your Nyan Cat UnNews, I retouched it a bit, but the Mickey Mouse one really needs a pic so I moved it here (User:EpicNinjaMonkey/UnNews:Mickey Mouse, K.I.A) until you fix that, also, maybe add links and paragraphs. It's a minor thingie, but it'll look a lot better. Tell me when you're through. *Flies away like Nyan's cat* Mattsnow 02:28, January 26, 2012 (UTC)

I liked this one man: UnNews:US troops ordered to treat Taliban with more respect after killing them‎. I put it on the front page! :) Mattsnow 22:27, January 28, 2012 (UTC)

User:EpicNinjaMonkey/UnNews:America's New Official Sport: Planking

I moved it there, it needs more work! Remember than quality is better than quantity bro. Also, pictures. Mattsnow 02:36, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

No problem, Mr. Epic, the missile thing was really good! A couple of things: add some internal links to your articles and sign your posts with ~~~~, you do know how to type a ~? If not, just ask me again on my talkpage and don't forget to put your messages at the bottom of the talk page. That will be the lesson for today LOL. Keep having fun :D Mattsnow 14:06, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

This needs work too: User:EpicNinjaMonkey/UnNews:Man Killed in Lawnmower Accident. Calm down a bit on the UnNews bro, no need to write 2 a day! Have you considered writing articles? They are more of a challenge to do and longer too so that will really challenge your creativity and imagination, more than UnNews. You can start them in your userspace as described in the welcome message. I like receiving your UnNews, but 2 a day really is too much. Mattsnow 14:17, January 29, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats!

Nominated for the Foolitzer Prize

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Mattsnow 23:55, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

Hi! And no, don't sign your UnNews, you're right when saying the only way to know who wrote what is to look at the history. You wrote a couple of good ones there! I noticed your signature on my talk page is written manually. Just copy and paste this at the end of your message to make your signature automagically appear: ~~~~ (those signs are obtained by pressing "Alt Gr" + ";" . Well, the ";" key should have a "~" on it too) It took me a while to figure out how to sign too! Cheers. Mattsnow 06:33, February 24, 2012 (UTC)

User:EpicNinjaMonkey/UnNews:Mathematicians Prove 1+1=3

The other 2 UnNews were great, but this one was kinda average, I moved it in your userspace if you want to work on it. I also added some little things in the intro of the "dyke" UnNews, hope that's OK with you. Cheers! And I found AwesomeKaratekaBear and he says he needs a challenger, watch out! :P Mattsnow 10:40, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

OMG

Oh my god. Look over there...its

EPIC NINJA MONKEY!!!

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO !!!

--ShabiDOO 20:56, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Mattsnow 00:41, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

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Wow you're so lucky! :) I'm jealous! Mattsnow 20:00, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

No one has ever sent me a non-scam "scam letter". :( --ShabiDOO 23:39, March 24, 2012 (UTC)