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This is my talk page. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Welcome

Hello, CScott, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Bob Ginty.. or whoever...

Well, I deleted your article because I didn't know who Bob Ginty was, and whn I googled his name, it only returned 1,000 or so hits. If you could expain to me who he is, and why he's important enough to be mentioned, I'd be happy to restore it right away, Othewise, if he's just a friend or something... or you, i could always restore it to your userspace as well.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:01, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

No, the article's fine, I'm just quick to judge. It's restored.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:16, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Well, for me it doesn't matter, but alot of other administrators - and some users - will ask that you reply on your own talk page. And it's okay that you're a noob, I was there, too.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:53, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

All I see here are three "responses" by Tompkins.....have you been on the Cider again, Tompkins? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yes, I mean no. No I have. Shit. Cider? I like cough syrup, hotels are fun. Type. Font. Bleu.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:52, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

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Template

Yeah, you can if you'd like, but since your probably going to be the only one using it, you might as well just put it in your userspace. For example: User:CScott/wikibox. Then you could put it into articles using {{User:CScott/wikibox}}. If you did want to put it into the main space, you would want to make sure it was used on more than just a few articles first, otherwise people will get mad. (See:Flameviper's talk page.)   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:53, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! I don't want to upset anyone, so I'll just put it in my userspace. If the admins think anyone else might ever want to use it, they can always move it, right? --cScott 07:04, 4 June 2006 (UTC)--cScott 07:04, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Gay Marriage Causes Global Warming

Hullo! I didn't see a rule against this, so I thought I'd tell you that your article about gay marriage and global warning elicited from me a great and thunderous LOL. Especially the 'homosphere' bit.

Nice job! --Hippopotassium 03:46, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! Glad you liked it. It was fun to write (I especially enjoyed making the chart). --cScott 04:23, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Talk

Thanxs for the message! I feel loved... =) Jumping cheese 02:52, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Brett Samhause

You chose that name because it's an anagram of "He Masturbates." Now where's my points?!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:44, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Ding!Ding!Ding! Point, Set, and Match! --  cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 23:40, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Ninjastar!

Excellent work. I came up with the ideas for "St. Masturbus Day", "The feast of St. Petulance...", and "Dare a younger sibling...." last year, and I'm glad to see that you got creatively inspired by them. Nice one. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:53, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! You came up with some great ones there. Glad I could add a little something to them. --  cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 22:04, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

God sues Westboro Baptist Church

I loved this article. It manages to be funny and satirical without being offensive or blasphemous. Everybody except for actual members of Westboro Baptist Church would find this article hilarious, even most Southern Baptists. Well done. Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) - KUN SEXY WH20:41, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks! --  cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 21:54, 2 August 2006 (UTC)

I wish to concur with the honorable Ayatollah; this was fantastically written. I LUB IT OFISHILY. As a token of my appreciation (and subsequent platonic uncyclopedian-crush on you) I wish to offer you 'this':

This user has been given an Olive Wreath so they can hang it on their head. Ask and ye shall receive!

-- Jayrod «Speek MUN WH» 03:08, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much! --  cScott (talk • log) KUN PIE NS FP 13:39, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

This was good...too. Oh yeah you should be a

Knight Commander of the Order

for getting the FooLitzer...-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 03:52, 12 September 2006 (UTC)

Templates

I stole some of yours for the good of Uncylclopedia.

Can you make one for me? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 09:46, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Award Placed on Award Page

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

And a Happy New Year. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:48, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:56, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Day Categories

You're the only one that seems to be doing this. Thanks.

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

—Braydie 14:35, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Random 'Wikipedia' infobox

I hope you don't mind, but I used your User:CScott/Templates/RandomWikipar template in my Ioan Gruffudd article. Hope that's OK? solar penguin^Squawk! _{penguin eggs} 14:12, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

unused image

Hi, I'm deleting unused images. Is this one something you want to keep? If so, please add it to an article or another page (a subpage of your user page will do). Or if it's linked somewhere, you can add the {{notorphan|Page name}} template to the image page. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 10:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Categorising UnNews

UnNews is going to implode in July since that's the generated templates run out; I'll have a new system by then anyway, but failing that, I'll run the UnNewsBot to give us another few years worth of crap to keep us going... and this time, I'll make it generate those categories too :) -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:55, 18 May 2007 (UTC)