User:Danny Himself
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Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2006
Danny Himself is a critically acclaimed writer who currently resides in The Land of Chocolate, but maintains British citizenship. His syndicated column, Sexual Grapes, appears in over 250 newspapers worldwide.
Some smart bastard put Danny in the 'insane users' category. I wonder who. Come forward, whoever you are, as I have a pleasant surprise for you. It's not what you think it is. It's not Spiderman Pajamas like last year, I promise.
My Featured Articles[edit | edit source]
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
My Other Articles[edit | edit source]
- Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives - NEWE!!!?!
- Pavement
- Stephen Malkmus
- Cat power
- The Land of Chocolate (I should get around to wrapping this up someday)
- McGonigle (I should get around to starting this someday)
My UnNews[edit | edit source]
I would suppose I specialize in fake human interest stories. You know, the shit about humans, and what they do.
- UnNews:North Korea unveils new 'Death Star' (Needlessly butchered)
- UnNews:Hilarious office intern pissing everybody off
- UnNews:Black Bear victim in race discrimination
- UnNews:Sinister Fog aids local Vampire in escape
- UnNews:Global Warming rapes woman
- UnNews:Man has Queer Eye surgically implanted
- UnNews:Man unsure whether he likes Burger King or McDonalds most
- UnNews:World now completely forgotten about 'Joey'
- UnNews:Man has bad picture taken of him
- UnNews:Worthless cat just sits there all day
- UnNews:Ironic t-shirt fails to attract women
- UnNews:Family talk about man like he isn't there
- UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond Like, oh em gee, featured article.
- UnNews:Man has different opinion on Wales' geography
- UnNews:Phone stops ringing
- UnNews:Something unimportant happens
- UnNews:Father disgusted with lying child
- UnNews:World didn't end again
- UnNews:Predictable old man breaks hip Nominated for VFH, subsequently beaten to death.
- UnNews:Internet Explorer 6 is not responding
Introduction[edit | edit source]
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The End[edit | edit source]
This is the end. Please close the door behind you. Thank you.