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10 October 2006
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JOLIET, IL -- In a crowded 1-Hour-Photo store in downtown Joliet today, a disgruntled Jim Newman announced his disappointment in a particular photograph that was taken of him. "Oh dear," began Newman upon seeing the picture; "I look terrible in this photo."
The offending picture was taken by Newman's brother, Thomas Newman, at a house party in Aurora, IL. The other man in the photograph has been confirmed to be one Joe Thermos, friend of the Newman brothers. "It's a pretty bad picture of me too," said Thermos today; "I don't know what I was doing, exactly. Was I breathing out through my nose or something?"
Jim Newman is now looking to the future of the photo. "I'll keep it, because it came with a bunch of others, and my wife will probably say its a 'real life' photo or something. I just hope she doesn't frame it and put it somewhere around the house".
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- Jim Newman "New Pictures!" www.livejournal.com, October 10, 2006