User talk:Corkmanamillion

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That was a reasonable first story. I spruced up the dateline and restored the Sources section. It isn't based on real news, so I used the {{Original}} template; and the exclamation points and swears make it read less like news than it might. The key is to make it look, on the surface, like a news story, but tell the joke only when the reader thinks about it.

Please look at the changes I made to your categories; you were using coding that doesn't work.

I hope to see more from you on the page! Spıke ¬ 23:50 6-Oct-10

PS--And in the future, please, No Initial Caps In UnNews Headlines. I've fixed this one. Spıke ¬ 00:15 7-Oct-10

UnNews:God linked to cannabis cultivation

Keep editing this one. I'll fix the date line, but it needs a few more links. And when you do an [Image], you must precede and follow it with a hard return rather than coding it in-line. A couple of your Categories don't exist; be sure to Preview to check this stuff. Spıke ¬ 23:48 7-Oct-10

And another thing. I killed a few more exclamation points--You can't be a good joke-teller if you announce that you are telling jokes! Also, a guess based on the content--If you are editing stoned (or worse yet, coked up), please don't, because you will think you are much funnier than everyone else thinks you are. See you next time. Spıke ¬ 00:54 8-Oct-10

UnNews:God linked to cannabis cultivation

Hey! Good one! God is probably guilty of way more deaths than Hitler, and he's been killin' folks ever since he started creating them. It's perpetual motion. Soul is eternal, keeps getting killed by death, and born again by birth, and over and over. What a fuckin' whirly-gig! Holy shit! Keep up the good stuff. Cheers!--Funnybony    22:47, Oct 9