User talk:Crazyhorse

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BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 1, 15:53

UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:32, Feb 18

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:40, Feb 28

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:06, Mar 6

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 10:58, Mar 12

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:44, Mar 18

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 22:45, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:50, Apr 2 2010 UTC

UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:20, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 21:26, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1 May[edit source]

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:52, 1 May 2010

The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit source]

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:24, 24 June 2010

All the news that's unfit to print![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:24, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Signpost: normal service resumed[edit source]

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:02, Jul 9

Another UnSignpost! Rejoice![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:27, 16 July 2010

Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again![edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 14:09, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost![edit source]

Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:11, 5 August 2010

Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:10, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk[edit source]

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:59, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Greetings.[edit source]

It has come to my attention that you have recently voted for one or more of my articles on VFH. I don't recall what they were, and I don't know if the records are entirely accurate, so if you have received this message in error, you have my sincerest apologies.

Otherwise, thank you for your support in my quest to pretend that I am capable of writing. It is most appreciated.

This copy-pasted spam message is brought to you by: 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:04, 13 March 2011

Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost Activate![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

The Un-Sigh-npost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

Wonko tiddlybum-post[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:06, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:07, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:07, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:26, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 00:38, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:19, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:16, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:47, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticePS2 10:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:08, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:23, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:32, Apr 5