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MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:29, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008[edit source]

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:17, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

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UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost April 16th, 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 23rd April 09[edit source]

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UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:24, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special[edit source]


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UnSignpost May 14th[edit source]

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UnSignpost May 21st[edit source]

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UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit source]

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Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

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I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 12:51, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit source]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:36, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

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We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:09 30 June 2009

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:36, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

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UnSignpost: 16th July 2009[edit source]

Extrasolar intelligence revealed! By this fish! By the way, if this was in the UnNews, it would be called: UnNews:Wierd fish that can detect radio waves "detected" alien conversation from a nearby planet.Flutter Fan girl 1.jpg Tuwoolookie! | My History | Brute! Nuke explosion.gif 18:52, 16 July 2009

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

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This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:59, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

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It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:44, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

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UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

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