User talk:Dawg/USP

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Reading Material[edit source]

Unsignpost - 20130119042144 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 19 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:01, 24 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130131002159 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 31 January 2013

Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:32, 7 February 2013

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:31, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:32, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:48, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:33, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:39, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:25, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:51, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:21, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:33, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:33, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:59, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit source]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Tue, Jun 11 '13 2:30 (UTC)

UnSignpost is back[edit source]

And enjoy the news! Anton (talk) 17:43, 6 July 2013 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: a brilliant new format but less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.


Anton (talk) 14:12, 8 August 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost: yet another new format but still less news[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!

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It's back! - The UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:50, 25 July 2014 (UTC)

Two weeks in a row? A new record! It's the UnSignpost[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Because if the rumors don't spread at the salon, we must spread them in the news.
~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:34, 1 August 2014 (UTC)

Does this look infected to you? It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 8 '14 12:18 (UTC)

More {{Boner}}s than a ragged Playgirl: It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

The UnSignpost
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 20:14 (UTC)

We gave The UnSignpost an enema, so now it's regular![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Won't Judge You!
 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Fri, Aug 22 '14 2:14 (UTC)

OMG! A WILD USP IS ON THE LOOSE![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:46, 7 September 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost delivery attempt numbr hideous implosion[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!

Brace Yourselves, The UnSignpost is Coming![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!

The USP is coming for you! (and your little dog too)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
May contain traces of humor!

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the USP?[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now Delivered Trendily Late!

dicks lol: It's UnSignpost time![edit source]

The UnSignpost
All your readers are belong to us

The UnSignpost is back, baby! (And also a little bit of front)[edit source]

The UnSignpost
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!

Vote, Vote, Vote[edit source]

It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

UnSignpost Home Delivery for May 1st, 2021[edit source]

The UnSignpost
Now With 0 Trans Fat!