User talk:Luvvy/Archive 6

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Hello <insert name here>. I have one (or two) simple rule(s).
Be advised that were you to whore any of your articles or votes on my talk page, my automatic vote will be Symbol declined.svg Against.
Also refrain from flaming or other abusive behaviour. This is still my user space and I reserve the right to remove what I don't like.
An angry, cranky and generally bitter Luvvy is not your Easter Bunny and will hate your guts for the duration of her next periods or so.
This is an ARCHIVE, <insert name here>. Talk more here, please.
If you would happen to fail to follow the directions above, you'll make Luvvy cry.
That would make you <insert name here> feel very, very bad about it.
You don't want that, now do you. Thank you for being so considerate.
Some confusion as of who the manual is aimed for might occur. Blame the author, not the Luvvies.

I think you've done enough raping for today, children[edit source]

Let a grumpy old lady wallow in her own aging on her own... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:55, 25 Sep

Shake-Speare[edit source]

Thanks for picking up that review. I think I agree with basically everything you say and will get to work on it soon (hopefully before I lose enthusiasm for it). Thanks again. --Black Flamingo 17:48, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

YAY! You're the first uncyclopedian who seems to actually agree with me on anything without hidden insults buried in their comments. Or then I'm drunk and paranoia has stepped aside for a sec. Nonetheless, YAY! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:48, 28 Sep

Hola![edit source]

I noticed you lurking about (because I notice stuff like that) and I just wanted to drop by & say hi & junk & stuff. Oh, also; tell me about the good ole days of UN:PROOF, pretty, pretty please!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  29 Sep 2010 ~ 03:36 (UTC)

I can't claim to be a proofreading veteran. Although I did recently tell Neal Stephenson, Greg Bear et al (never heard of the two, frankly, just thought their historical novel might be to my liking, but it wasn't) to go hire a better editor before I quit my subsription to their online pet project... Bad UI and horrible, horrible meandering text that goes nowhere, as bogged down by adjectives as it is... Yeah, there's still a grammar nazi lurking inside me... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:22, 29 Sep
Ha!
Oh well... I was hoping for some exciting stories from the trenches of prose, but that's ok. Are you back on the site for good or just meandering by?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  30 Sep 2010 ~ 00:35 (UTC)
Nah, not gonna admit anything. Lurking around to kill time when I'm not typing up documentation for a business start-up or working as a schoolteacher... I quit the Blackwater-y paramilitary stuff. Started getting tired of the types my sister's turned into, so I can't get away from them at home, either. *grumbles angrily and wanders off to work on some work work* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:44, 30 Sep
Still not sharing stories from the trenches of prose, but as of today, I'm officially making a majority of my income as a copywriter. I.e. Glorified Spell Checker™... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:31, 6 Oct
Nice. Do you enjoy it?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07 Oct 2010 ~ 02:54 (UTC)
Not at all... I work like 10 hours a week and Mr and Mrs Luvvy's combined income just went waaay over 100k... :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:03, 7 Oct
Yeah, sounds terrible. *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08 Oct 2010 ~ 01:52 (UTC)

Definitely quite dreadful. Can you believe it, that out of my two small businesses, the sole proprietorship is already sub-contracting a few people part-time to finish all its projects, and the freelance writing thing, originally a hobby, is going to have to get more organised, since my calculations are saying I'm indirectly able to give some work to 2-3 people. This is just terrible. How will I have enough time to make afternoon tea at cricket matches in my spare time now?! Oh woe...

As a side-note. Your sig is spewing like two lines of code into my page... I'll try to explain what mine does to stay this tiny, despite the longer, full-title-litany version takes about 1900 characters of code to create; I've done things so, that I have the sig User:Luvvy/sig2 at one place, and the signature is then templated into User:Luvvy/sig. Then the sig looks like {{User:Luvvy/sig}}<currentdate/time/whatevernot> in my settings, and on the page with code. I don't know if I sound sane, but it makes things tidier on a talk page when people are editing, or trying to load it... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:12, 8 Oct
No idea what you are saying... largely because it's late and I'm tired. (I will re-read this again & figure out what you're saying or ask questions.) Thanks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Oct 2010 ~ 05:05 (UTC)

Yours looks like {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">14 Oct 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">05:05 (UTC)</font>'' while mine looks like {{User:Luvvy/sig}} <small>20:03, 7 Oct</small>. Slight stylistic error. Give it a look when you've rested and try to see what I mean. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:20, 14 Oct

Stalk[edit source]

Because that's what I, you know, do.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:31, Thursday 14 October 2010  

GODDAMMIT! A PERVERT! RUUUUUUNNNN! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:07, 14 Oct

Meow.[edit source]

I was wandering and happened across this really... fuzzy... kitty.

Is it yours? It peed all over my couch.

...yes, I was wandering around on a couch. So sue me. Er, it's a hovercraft or something. Yeah. That's how it works. And this kitty just jumped up and... er... yeah. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 20:02 (UTC)

KITTEN?! Is it a black or a calico one? I have been a regular babysitter of both. And a big black one thinks he owns me full time, too! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:09, 16 Oct
Orangish, actually... so not yours? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 20:55 (UTC)
My (evil) twin actually has two orange tigger-y kitties... She got them last week. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:12, 16 Oct
Oh... oh dear.
So, er... where does she live? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101016 - 22:19 (UTC)
Isn't it ironical that the good twin has a black kitteeh (and plans to get a black dog next), and the evil twin has two goldeny-orangey-reddish striped kittens (we shall not mention the drug-abusing baby sister who has two pet rabbits and a baby snake)? Anyways, she lives in Yurop, an hour's drive west of Luvvy. Although Luvvy is in the process of moving to the US, because there's a man there who really really wants her back. Anyways, gotta go walk the doggies (I forgot to mention the two hell hounds great dane/german shepherd bastard girls I babysit). -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:09, 17 Oct
We-ell... 'good' is relative. We could get into all manner of moral hopping about and such... moving? Eeep. Have you any proof hell hounds ain't dane/shepherd hybrids, though? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101017 - 15:00 (UTC)
Whatever they are, the puppy of the two kept me up all night last night... >.< -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:41, 17 Oct
Puppies need love too! Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 11:53, Oct 18 2010 UTC

I have puppies! Lot of them! 8) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:21, 18 Oct

See?!
That's a lot walkies! Will keep you very fit Luvvy! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:54, October 18, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, blimey... you must have hair on everything. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 13:18 (UTC)
Not as much as drool, slobber and toothmarks. The one teensy tiny black girl we kept (that's the same size as its mum by now) is teething! >.< -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:54, 18 Oct
Ew... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101018 - 16:26 (UTC)
Being kept awake by a puppy drooling and biting... Are you sure you are not talking about me? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 13:43, Oct 19 2010 UTC
I'm sure, because I'm usually the one on the leash. At least if you listen to perverts... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:55, 19 Oct

Thanks[edit source]

Darling, I've got to thank you because you introduced me in the Uncyclopedia world. Actually, I work for the Desciclopedia (Brazil) Embassy, so I came here just to translate some articles and make the brazilian users laugh a little with the american humor. For sure I'll be always here, so we'll "see" each other a lot, I think... Thanks again. É PENTA, PORRA!!! Port.chat...Uhh Brazil!

Were you the one IP I told to join? In that case, welcome! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:00, 24 Oct

Oops...[edit source]

Luvvy, I've got some problems here... I was creating a predefinition here (Predefinition:secundary) I know it is spelled with "o" but I can't put it in any articles... could help me? Thanks for now. -- É PENTA, PORRA!!! Port.chat...Uhh Brazil!

To be honest, I'm not sure if I've ever seen a "predefinition" on the site at all in the recent years I've been around. Perhaps start with making something simpler, and starting in your user space? If you're translating articles into Brazil-speek, then perhaps look for something that's the cream of the crop at Desciclopedia and translate the concept into English in stead? I'll be happy to help, if I can, your current question just confused me a bit.
Oh, and you may get some comments about the images in your signature being too tall... There's a whole list of guidelines here, there was a maximum pixel height for the images there, which I think is 8 or 10px... Good luck! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:05, 24 Oct
12px high max. Also: must be banana related... so, you're good.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  27 Oct 2010 ~ 00:34 (UTC)

Review[edit source]

I did I did. I'm too lazy to provide links, though. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 03:07, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thankies. You know... a 39.5 means it's the highest rated article I think I've ever had peed on? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:09, 26 Oct
Yeah. I thought I may have scored it too high, though. --~~First Child Rei Ayanami (give orders) 20:22, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

BFF[edit source]

Thank you! That was really unexpected when it came up last week, I'd never heard of the badge/award before, noobie more or less (more). I wish everyone nommed could have had one. But I am glad to win it, just so I won't have to be nommed again and can play on the page at will. I will sew it on my shirt right now. /sound of sewing, ripping, swearing, then sewing again. Aleister 16:51 2 11

Thanks, but it was someone else who voted for you. I just decided we need more positive energy™ on this wiki, and the award SysRq started back in the days is just the thing. so Lyrithya and me are sort of poking about, keeping it going... :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:00, 2 Nov
Oh, I knew the votes, I'm the one who had to bribe them all (my cash was allocated by the time I got to you, and you have a reputation for someone who can't be bought. Dinner?) My thanks was for reviving it, so now we all have another thing to compete for like dogs over a bone every month. Almost everyone here should have that though. Fun people tend to gather around this campfire. Thanks. Aleister 17:07 2 11
Sorry, I don't do dinners that often... I'm too busy being cuddly. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:24, 2 Nov

Congratulations[edit source]

Looks like we have a feature on our hands... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You did at least as much work as I did, you old rascal! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:52, 9 Nov

UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again![edit source]

The Grue Army[edit source]

Hey Luvvy, Meganew and I were wondering, if you would like to join the grue army. If so just write back here or on my talk page and Meganew or I will add you. You can click all the links at the top of that page to read all about us. Or go here. Lastly, I don't know if you're one for userboxes, but we do have this really cool one you get if you join:

Grue Jammy.gif
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Grue Jammy.gif


--Wanna see a magic trick? 02:11, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

What do I get for it? (Userboxes are not that big of a deal for me anymore. I used to hoard them, now its a bit "meh". I think I grew up a notch.) Can't I just go about my sporadic business as usual? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:10, 16 Nov
Well you get to add cool stuff to your sig, if you get high enough. --Wanna see a magic trick? 23:21, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Oh here we go a list of benifits:

  • A free userbox
  • Pudding
  • A giant sandwich
  • Immunity to death by Grue, except in Text Adventures
  • Ability to eat vandals
  • Protection during flamewars
  • A chance to run over the vandals you report with a Big Rig
  • A nice, fuzzy feeling inside
  • Being able to add cool stuff to your sig (if you get high enough).

--Wanna see a magic trick? 23:38, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

Can't I be "High cuddle-magnet -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) " as-is? o_O
What? --Wanna see a magic trick? 15:00, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
Pretty much, here's what happens: You tidy up the site, QVFDing, Pee Reviewing, helping users, reporting vandals, etc., then you report your good deeds here and get plusses, which will raise you up the ranks. I will also find some way for you to be "High cuddle-magnet". You just do your regular tidying up, you report it there(say once a week), and you rise up the ranks. So what do you say? --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 17:17, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
Nah. Just put me on the "allies" list at most. And where's my cuddle? -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:09, 18 Nov
Ohh! Me too! *Me cuddles up with Luvvy* Yay! --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:33, November 18, 2010 (UTC)
Also; I am a grammar Nazi Führer. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:07, 19 Nov

A message of vital importance[edit source]

PENIS

'nuff said Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 14:24, Nov 17 2010 UTC

I don't have one! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:10, 18 Nov

Read All About It![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 14:21, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:59 (UTC)

Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?[edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 05:38, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeGameBoy 16:07, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...[edit source]

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:


UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png Major Pleb Dame LyrithyaAthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:41, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit! It's another unsignpost![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:24, 16 December 2010

This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:50, 23 December 2010

UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:40, 30 December 2010

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

Hey...[edit source]

Welcome back. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:21, 10 January 2011

I'm not back. I'm just kept up by that bloody snow plow, and all my facebook game servers have stalled. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:24, 10 Jan
You edited. You're back, if only for now. Good to see you around, at any rate... hope your wedding proves lovely, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:30, 10 January 2011
I still hate everyone's guts. Seeing how Chief's attitude went from nice chipper to workaholic self-important bastid just proves time and time again that adminship is not good for most people... if Chiefster were a she, then he could always just say something about PMS... Wait who's getting married? o_O -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:36, 10 Jan
So he wasn't a complete arse before? Interesting... and I thought you were? o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:56, 10 January 2011
No, you're an arse! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:04, 11 Jan
I mean you were the one getting married... guuuh.
So, er... I have to ask... you don't hate JT's guts, do you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 00:12, 11 January 2011
Of course I do. He's a vegan! And a Jew! I can't serve him bacon-crusted nummies! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:44, 11 Jan
Well... there are other nummies, no? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:34, 11 January 2011
A healthy hoomin gut is one that processes dead cute fuzzy aminals! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:47, 11 Jan
But innt that just his loss? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:22, 11 January 2011

As previously stated. I still hate everyone's guts. They eat all wrong. Like have you seen what JT & Co call "food"?! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:29, 11 Jan

Looks more edible than what my mum tried to raise me on... not that that's really saying anything. Bleah... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:04, 12 January 2011

Yes. Like borsht. ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:16, 12 Jan

Looks like it has flavour... o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:04, 12 January 2011
Delicious is the word! I just made some, ate a big bowl of it... cursing my gut for not being bigger... It's just a very, very good comfort food. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:27, 12 Jan
See, that's what I missed growing up - everything was so watered down and... well, watery. Often with rather sulf-tasting water... *sighs* I should try to make that sometime, then. I'm sure a database of a few hundred thousand recipes has at least a dozen recipes for.... borsht? Hmm... interesting name, certainly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:44, 12 January 2011

UnSignpost Delivery![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:46, 13 January 2011

Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:15, 20 January 2011

UnSignpost! Wheeee![edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:44, 27 January 2011

The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:34, 3 February 2011

This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:28, 10 February 2011

Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:15, 17 February 2011

UnSignnull pointer exception[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:43, 24 February 2011

All the UnSignpost you ever wanted[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:06, 3 March 2011

UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:07, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:10, 17 March 2011

UnSignpostOnTheDelivery[edit source]

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 10:13, 24 March 2011

This is your UnSignpost speaking[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:18, 31 March 2011

Terribly creative UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

That UnSignposty thing[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:20, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

<3 all of it[edit source]

I have a reputation on Facepace for always uploading cute pictures of kittens and stuff. I can't help it. But true to my form, I was going to say, I love your signature file, but when I clickity clacked on your user page and saw the newborn, I decided I would give you gold. Don't spend it all in one place, ask for your change! --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:35, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Why thank you, I guess... o.O I think this is my shorter signature... My full sig is a little more code-heavy (-- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele!). I made it when I was still a noob. Right now I'm a retiree, who's mostly just not around, and mostly as confused as any noob, after taking 6-10 month breaks from uncyclopedia. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:11, 1 May

Hey there[edit source]

Luvvy is a Viking posing as an American housewife.
Lollipop is a Canadian. He also says hi.

Good to know a user who's made a comeback. How are you? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 16:13, 1 May 2011

Nah... I'm just bored, with a couple of weeks of outright boredom, and a need to huddle up with my computer under a blanket and a couple of doggies on top at times... And I don't think I did a comeback. I don't do comebacks. I show up, maybe with luck co-write half a feature, piss off some admins, or get pissed off back at them (it varies), and then vouch to leave for an undefined duration of time, due to hurt feelings and frayed nerves, and because I hate everyone's guts...
...Oh and who the deuce are you?! Where's Jeeves? Where are my slippers?!! O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:22, 1 May
I am Lollipop. Or as users around before February 19, 2011 know me as Maniac mcpee. How do you do? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 18:04, 1 May 2011

Canuck?! O_O *grabs hat and pulls it a lil firmer over head* Luvvies are a mostly Americanised sub-species of European upperclass twit sockpuppeted by a 3 year old cat. But cute. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:46, 1 May

Hey, I just realized something. I'm in your picture. You're holding me. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 19:04, 1 May 2011
Nope, I ain't holding you, 'tis yer cousin Larry. He was tasty. May he rest in peace. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 05:31, 2 May
Larry sure was good with women. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 23:32, 2 May 2011
Hi. I`m very faumous n00b at there, now been whole 5/6 months. I`m Lyrithya`s new friend. Not to be anything jealous or something, but... Lyrithya is my FRIEND. Forget her now. Hahahahaha... No no, just joking. I heard that you once left here. When it was? Were you good friend of Lyrithya? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 05:59, 3 May, 2011 (UTC)
What is a 'friend'? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:43, 3 May 2011
Say, Lyrith, how is the admin's lounge? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 21:48, 4 May 2011
Not quite as exclusive as my airline's VIP lounge... Ah, the frequent flyer perks! I have come and gone since early 2008, guys. I'll likely throw a hissy fit at someone at some point again and go. I've actually thrown a hissy fit and left at least a few times, triggered by ChiefjusticeDS' idea of a good pee review, or his idea that I have to finish a dibsed review in 20 minutes or hours, or moments of temporary discomfort inducing flatulence... can't remember which one, or be banned for multiple days, unless I show documentation that my grandmother indeed had a massive stroke and I was summoned to hang out with a bishop doing the last sacrament routine and such... (okay, so it was a lil more complicated than that, and I was PMSing... or some such. I'm old, I forget!) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:47, 4 May
My belated condolences for your grandmother. I recall we talked about this on IRC somewhile back. Well you're back and the site is always colourful with your renewed presence and interest. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:36, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
The stroke didn't kill her... the breast cancer will. In the meanwhile, she's sadly rendered to being attached to a paralysed body, and with her short term memory cancelling my existence from her mind. She thinks I'm her daughter/mother alternatively, and seems to think I'm 12... There's a fist sized area in her brain that's just damaged, dead cells. :( -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:22, 6 May
Wait...if she thinks her mother is 12...shit, I don't want to think about that. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:41, 9 May 2011

Note[edit source]

The QVFD.js and Ban patrol.js haven't worked in ages, ask Olipro he's good with javascript or so I'm lead to believe. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:38, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Other things that don't work, are the QuickEdit appy thing... and there's a BP.js?! I wants me one of 'em! Is there any known reason why they're broken all of a sudden? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:47, 2 May
Gadgets? Wikia broke some, some were just broken to start with, bad code and all, and... well, yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:16, 2 May 2011
Then put on that handy Kari Byron mask ver there and make Sannse find someone to fixit! You can do it! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:21, 3 May
Sounds like work... especially since more of it is just bad coding on our part. Let's reserve an angry mob for when they do something serious, though, eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:28, 3 May 2011

Cousin Luvvy![edit source]

You have returned! This place is bleak and in the winter without you. Anyway, just wanted to say hi :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:29, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'm only temporarily here. Shhh... don't tell anyone you saw me. (And don't tell anyone I did have a cup of coffee this morning!) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:39, 4 May

Signpost Un[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 5 May 2011

/* Ina Garten */[edit source]

I was reading your comments on VFD and from them I thought you had written Ina Garten, I now gather you are going to snip and sew some of it into a good article whew. I know we do not know one another, but I thought I had a handle on what you would write. LOL --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 14:56, May 5, 2011 (UTC).

I haven't written it, but decided to give rewriting it a go. Rewrites are the perhaps best way to ease back into writing uncyc articles... Last one I (co-)wrote, was feetchur'd. Although I'll probably create the page in main space as "Bigfoot Contessa", and redirect "Barefoot Contessa" and "Ina Garten" there, and create the wikipedia link directly for the Ina Garten article. It also allows me to go into other food related topics eventually, if need be.
The lady the page is for is a former White House Nuclear Policy Adviser (pre-1978) and current TV chef and cookbook author. She was a protegé of both Martha Stewart, and a columnist for Oprah's O-magazine. I copied it to my secret sandbox area, so shhh... don't tell anyone.
If you come up with ideas for contributions, go ahead and go to my sandbox article's talk page. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:24, 5 May

I tried to fix your welcome script.[edit source]

You may now hit me with a waffle iron or some such. Or see if it helped, reload your browser cache, etc... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:28, 5 May 2011

Can't see the redlink turn green where noob talk pages would be visible, yet. And I did try a multitude of different pages, like the user contribs, user creation log and RC... But I'll sleep on it. It is dark and scary out, which suggests it *is* late. (I'm about as far up north as Alaska, so we don't get more than 6 hours of dark here...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:44, 5 May
Oh, if I'm in a noob's user space, I get a welcome-option tab. Interesting. And it did work o.O THANKS! :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:47, 5 May
The green thing is off Olipro's - you'll have to get him to help with that one, if it wasn't working. I just poked what you had, which was a simpler one requiring that you open the pages first. Mind, that one should have worked as it was, though I changed a dealy that may or may not make it more consistent. It may make it less consistent, in fact. I dunno. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:00, 5 May 2011
The welcome tab thingie appeared *after* you poked around... Do we actually have the script for adding an "Oh Dear" -message tab, too, btw? (While you're being helpful... I can trade you some cupcakes! I bake great cupcakes. I've successfully gotten a car shop to repair my flat tire by giving them a bag of freshly baked triple chocolate fudge cupcakes. Such darlings... ^_^) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:28, 6 May
Script for adding an Oh Dear would be basically the same, really, just change some fields. Add another tab. Pass a parameter, or something. I suppose you'll want me to do that, now. Mmm, cupcakes... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:38, 6 May 2011
I don't have an immediate need for that... I guess I can always do it manually, since I rarely do the Oh Dear one... :) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:19, 6 May
Good, good. I'll be over here... devouring your cupcakes. Meantime, this seems vaguely appropriate:
Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Luvvy, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 09:40, 6 May 2011

HOORAY! My edits are CRAP! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:13, 6 May
It'd be funnier if it was actually true, but, well... you know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:48, 9 May 2011
What?! My edits are CRAP! Everybody says so! XD (Yadda yadda, I don't bother listening anymore...) Ban, anyone? ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:44, 9 May
I'd rather eat cake. Wouldn't you? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:49, 9 May 2011
No! I'm almost down to my normal weight after considerable dieting! My jeans are feeling loose on me, and I may have to purchase some new clothes that fit better! ^_^ I do this by only having treats on weekends, and even then, just a small bit at a time. I didn't know it at the time I was taught to eat, but my eating habits are like a grade A student example of Mireille Guiliano's French Women Don't Get Fat-book. Apparently I've been raised to eat and drink like the French. So Champagne-poached chicken is fine, but cake, only on weekends! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:57, 9 May
See, I much prefer not paying diddly squat of attention to my weight... easier. Than, and I'm not sure when it's weekend or not anymore... o_O 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:55, 9 May 2011

Mmm... Magic leek soup...[edit source]

I'm used to being 177cm tall and weighing 59-63kg, a bit depending on the year... the moment I slip from my eating habits, I get an extra 20lbs from nowhere, that take eight times longer to shake off... so I need to stick to some control. Which means I have to do a periodic decrease of portion sizes. Thankfully, since my wisdom tooth is achy as hell, I can barely drink some cold water atm, and even that mostly to pop painkillers to numb the throbbing pain. If it doesn't stop throbbing soon, I'll need to really get me that dentist's appointment I don't want to think about now. I don't want to look like half my head's swollen up like a melon post-op for my big interview day. I'd rather be in pain and pretty... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:21, 9 May

Er... that doesn't seem overly wise, ignoring that tooth. Couldn't it potentially get worse if you ignore it, and then you wind up in even more pain and not pretty? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 04:08, 10 May 2011
Which is why I take it one day at a time... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:48, 10 May
But that's... just... *flails a bit* Okay, I do that too. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:22, 10 May 2011
Yes? My tooth is mostly fine. Slight throb if I eat anything too hot or cold, and otherwise it's just hangin' in the background, trying to act all "I'm here, but go on, keep ignoring me, bitch, I'll lull you into a sense of security, and then..." The tooth itself doesn't ache. What does ache, is the gum around it, that's being slooowly stretched, like the maidenhead of a virgin, until the tooth can penetrate. It's been doing it on and off for the past 4 years. I'd call it a hobby by now. A hobby I don't appreciate, but the tooth finds endlessly entertaining... -.- -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:05, 10 May
Considered resolving the entire affair simply to spite the tooth? Because that's probably the last thing it wants; it's just riding on the assumption you won't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:02, 10 May 2011
It's getting better... I think. I only take a mild painkiller before bedtime, and it lets me sleep. During the day, I don't need to pop pills, since my senses are busy focusing on something else. And it's the gum, not the tooth. There's a biddly bobbly thing that's still on the tooth, while the tooth is trying to push through. So the gum's stretching out of the way, which causes discomfort. If it were the tooth that's infected, there'd be a jarring, all-compassing pain that would render me invalid until the tooth is removed. Slight difference. (I've had 3 teeth removed as a kid, and lost one of my front teeth in an accident, so I've had some run-ins with dentists before...) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:24, 11 May
Well, removing the things, they cut the gum instead of forcing it through the gum... silly gum, though; shouldn't even be putting up that much of a fight. Why would it do that? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:13, 11 May 2011

Er, continued from Happytimes' talk... perhaps it might be Skully who'd have an idea for code for the templates for the tree... or maybe not. But as for the userpage, can't you just yoink it from the mainpage?

Also, good to hear... ah, read... that about the tooth. Silly thing, but I guess you really would be the one to know, about it. Eh. I'll try to stop to input on everything. Maybe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:20, 14 May 2011

The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:45, 12 May 2011

Oooo... I like the visual remake. However... What is this "Conserv-e-dediea" you speak of? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 06:48, 14 May
Hell if I know. O_o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:16, 14 May 2011
Ah well... It is pretty. Could use more pink, but that is my personal opinion, and probably not valid for the editors... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:58, 15 May
A pink one could be... arranged. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:24, 15 May 2011
Currently, I'm however more into looking at possible bakeries to do the Luvvy wedding cake, while trying to not think of having to buy a pregnancy test tomorrow... As long as the cake isn't featured at this site, it's a viable candidate... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:13, 15 May

UnSignpost[edit source]

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Family Tree[edit source]

Can I add myself in? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:40, 13 June 2011

If you don't break the template, sure! (It's a mess, and needs fixing sooner or later anyway, so you can't do too much damage.) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 1 Jul
Good. Also, congrats on getting married. The more Luvvies, the better. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:01, 2 July 2011

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Mrs Luvvy![edit source]

Congratulations Luvvy. Trust it was a great day to get hitched to Mr Luvvy! He has married you and the menagerie!! All the very best. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:01, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

The Menagerie?! o_O I'm not letting a menagerie into my house! Just one Luvvy and one cat (that he didn't let double to two during our last visit to PetSmart... *cough* where was I?) And we got the only sunny and hot day in June in Seattle for our wedding day. The cat and me hang out at home while he's at work, and do housewifery n'stuff. The honeymooning happens in October or so... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:38, 1 Jul
Just the one? Wow, I'm impressed... but anyhow, congratulations, love. Let's see how long you and the one single cat last. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:28, 2 July 2011

Never met you before[edit source]

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