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Jerry Lamon Falwell, Sr. (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007) was an American fundamentalist Christian pastor and televangelist. He was the founding pastor of the Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia in the Christian (big "C") nation of the United States of America. He founded Liberty University in 1971 and co-founded the Moral Majority in 1979.
Falwell led services at Thomas Road Baptist Church, a megachurch in Lynchburg, Virginia from 1956-2007. His Christ-centered leadership lead to the expansion of the church, with it eventually reaching gigachurch status... (more...)
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EARTH, Sol System -- The Rapture, long awaited by people who don't want to hang around to see how it all turns out, finally occurred this morning, catching even the most militant biblical literalists by surprise. At approximately two o'clock (GMT), various body parts of pious citizens across the globe simply disappeared.
"Yeah, my bad." apologized the archangel Michael at the post-Rapture press conference. "It's a numbers thing, you see. We'd initially planned for 144,000 male Jewish virgins 'plus guest'..." (more...)
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Name: | Abraham | Lao-tse | Buddha | Jesus | Mohammed | Charles Darwin | Bobby Henderson | David Icke | L. Ron Hubbard | Zod | That Guy You Hate |
Co-founders, Pretenders, Prophets: | Moses | Peter, Paul, & Mary, Martin Luther |
Ali, Abu Bakr, Umar, Uthmar | Richard Dawkins | Cast from V | Tom Cruise, John Travolta |
That old woman next door | ||||
Religion(s): | Judaism | Taoism | Buddhism | Christianity, Catholicism, Protestantism, approx. 1000 more sects and spin-offs | Islam, Sunni, Shia, Sufis, Alawis, Druze, assorted bizarre desert sects | Atheism, Theory of Evolution | Pastafarianism | D.ick-eism | Scientology | --- | That thing, you know, with the thingies! |
Miracles (approx.): | 20 | 1 | 7 | 200 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 (honest) | 0 | 0 | Somewhere between zero and infinity |
Covenants & Promises: | Milk, honey, and eternal life | Being one with the universe | Reincarnation, Nirvana | Eternal life | Eternal life, 72 virgins for bonus level | Freedom of thought | Pasta, stripper factory, and beer volcano | Liberation from alien lizards | Deliverance from wealth, friends and sanity | You will kneel before Zod. | Whatever it is you get |
Enlightenment (kW): | 1.5 | 150 | 200 | 1.6 | 1.25 | 180 | 100 | 0.001 | -10 000 | 0.045~1.334 (varies inversely to proximity to Superman) | I don't remember |
Wives (approx.): | 2-3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9-30 | 1 | unlimited | 0-1 (no reptiles) | 3 (so far) | All women are property of Zod. | What? |
Followers: | 30-40 mln. (approx.) | 60 mln. (approx. + Ben Hoff and Winnie the Pooh) | 375 mln. | 2.1 bln. | 1.3 bln. | 500 mln. | 120 bln. (without earthlings) | 360 tln. (+3 earthlings) | 42 | Lex Luthor, Bizarro | Those guys who do the stuff |
Violent followers: | 2.0% | 0.1% | 0.1% | 2.5% | 2.6% | 0.000001% (NB: It should be noted that the late Adolf Hitler has nothing to do with True Darwinism, just as the late Osama Bin Laden has nothing to do with True Islam. (Smiley)) | 0.01% | 3 | 60% | 100% | I forget |
Overall result: | GOOD | GOOD | TH'WEET! | NOT BAD | COULD DO BETTER | POOR | EXCELLENT | SHIT | COULD DO BETTER | POOR | IT'S PURPLE! |
Value for money: | FAIR | FAIR | FAIR | GOOD | COULD DO BETTER | EXCELLENT | EXCELLENT | EXCELLENT | EXCELLENT | COULD DO BETTER | WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? |
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This article forms part of the series on Scientology | |
Beliefs | Space Opera ~ Xenu ~ Thetans ~ The Sacred Movements of Goa Tse ~ Emo Hitler ~ Anonymous | |
Concepts | The Force ~ Clear ~ Hodgepodge (the hidden truth) | |
Practices | Kitten Huffing | |
People | L. Ron Hubbard ~ Tom Cruise ~ Lestat de Lioncourt ~ Chef ~ Will Smith ~ Captain Caveman ~That Creepy Scientologist "Charity" Fund Collector Guy | |
Enemies | You ~ Me ~ Oprah ~ South Park ~ YTMND ~ 4chan ~ The Holiday Hawk ~ Appliantology ~ Walken! ~ Rick Astley ~ Pacman ~ Horses ~ Italians ~ Anonymous |
Fear their wrath, and beware their contrived names. If you are still confused about which one you want, you were probably much better off with Original Jesus. | |
Monster Jesii | |
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Jesusaurus Rex: The tyrant Jesus...lizard | Save yourself from Werejesus! |
Raptor Jesus: Nazareth Park is frightening in the dark | And they said Jesus rode on a Mule...Nyah!:Llama Jesus |
Attack of the 500 foot Jesus: Demolishing non-blessed skyscrapers -- New York, watch out! | This Jesus loves your brains...: Zombie Jesus |
Munchie Jesii | |
Jam Jesus: With a name like 'Jam Jesus', it has to be good. | Savour the Saviour: Cheese Jesus |
Jesus Juice: An Energy Drink...IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES! | Finally, something on a stick the whole family can enjoy!: Sweet Jesus on a Stick! |
Other Jesii | |
MicroJesus: A teeny, tiny Jesus that forgives all of your teeny, tiny sins. | Will never lift a finger for you, no matter what you believe!: Placebo Jesus |
Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want, it's probably Original Satan. | |
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The Scourge of Europe: EuroSatan![]() |
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Satan's apprentice: Prince of Darkness![]() |
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The scariest Satan: Antichrist![]() |
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The most incomprehensible Satan: Anti-Christ![]() |
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Satan of gaming: Sega![]() |
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Satan in command of enemy forces in War on Terra: Bambi![]() |
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Satan's younger brother: Stan![]() |
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Satan's socialist alter ego: The Devil![]() |
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Satan of video gaming: EA![]() |
The Seven Deadly Sins |
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Greed - Wrath - Gluttony - Pornography - Envy - Indifference - SPAM |
How can you even think of such things? |