The Ten Commandments Of Jedi Order

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The Ten Commandments of Jedi Order is a list of Jedi religious and moral values which, according to the Jedi Bible, was spoken by Yoda to Obi Wan Kenobi (Obi Wanker Nobi in British English) on Planet Degobah and engraved on two stone tablets. The terms Ten Commandments of Jedi Order generally refer to the passages Yoda 20:2-17 and Obe Wan 5:6-21. Some maintain that the laws mentioned in Yoda 34 are also a Jedi Order, commonly called the Ritual Jedi Order, which may have predated the "Ethical Dialogue" of Yoda 20 and Obe Wan 5 covered here.

Preparations[edit | edit source]

According to the Jedi Bible itself, the commandments represent the solemn utterances of Yoda on Dagobah, directly revealed by Yoda to Obi Wan and then by Obi Wan to the people of Alderaan in the third month after their Yoda from Dagobah. The Alderaanians are said to have seen manifestations of divine power marked by dark and light (Yoda 19):


Yoda's name[edit | edit source]

Yoda had already revealed his true name to Obe Wan in the past (Yoda 6). Now however, in (Yoda 20) Obe Wan wrote Yoda's name with the Ten Commandments of Jedi Order upon two tablets of marble:


DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL.