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| “ | That was Zen, this is Tao. | ” |
— Lao Tzu on the Hydrogen bomb.
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| “ | YARRR! Avast ye maties, thar be our messiah! | ” |
— Any pirate on Captain Jesus
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| “ | It's the smart way to get out. | ” |
— Oscar Wilde on Jehovah's witness protection program
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| “ | To think I kissed her (or him) there—and there—and there! | ” |
— Sarah Michelle Gellar on Baphomet
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| “ | Eh, it's fine, really. No big deal. I'm not offended. | ” |
— God on Apatheism
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| “ | If you don't agree with absolutely everything I say that means God hates you and you are going to Hell. | ” |
— Fred Phelps on everyone
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| “ | It's only a comedy because people get submerged in dung. | ” |
— Dante on The Divine Comedy
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