Ludism
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| God | Luda | |
| Holy City | Champaign, Illinois | |
| Sabbath | Tuesday | |
Ludism is a quickly growing religion, based on the teachings of the Grand High One, Ludacris (also known לודא "Luda"). It is the system of faith in the Church of Luda. The followers are known as Ludites.
Legacy of Hip'Hopism[edit | edit source]
The world was a void. The 1970s had been transformed into a world dominated by evil most despicable: disco music. The Great Grandmaster Flash came upon the Earth along with his choir of angels, the Furious Five, and formed a Covenant with the people. This Covenant allowed a new music, which the weakened the grip of disco music and freed the people. Grandmaster Flash laid down the foundation for a new faith, Hip'hopism, which flourished in clubs throughout the world. After this, Grandmaster Flash retired to the Heavens, continuing to speak through his prophets, MCs.
However, the MCs soon began to displease Grandmaster Flash. Many claimed that they were "the Greatest." This began to splinter the faith into the East Coast and West Coast sects. This lead to the Great Hip'Hop Holy War, resulting in the deaths of the High Priests Tupac Shakur and The Notorious B.I.G.
From the ashes, the Savior arose.
The Savior[edit | edit source]
The Good Shepard Luda was born in the High Holy city of Champaign, Illinois. It is here that Luda first began to develop His inborn Wisdom. Then, when He believed that His time in Champaign was complete, He made a Holy Pilgrimage to the High Holy city of Atlanta, Georgia. Not much else is known about the Father's past.
The Rise of the Savior[edit | edit source]
In 21 AD (1998 CE), the Great One began to infuse his wisdom upon the people. He began by inquiring the wants and desires of the people, in their brains, hearts, and from their heads to their toes.
Beliefs[edit | edit source]
Followers of Ludism believe that Luda has called the human race to roll out, and that He has promised to lead us into Heaven with His Twin Glock .40's cocked back, rollin' on 20's, with the top back. His is the way of peace. But Ludists always must know that He warns us mortals to stay the fuck up out His Biznass. As mere mortals, we must know our place, for it is the way of the Luda.
Scripture[edit | edit source]
The Saints of Luda have written down the Great Book of Luda using Divide Inspiration, namely from Luda's vast array of hymns.
Book of Hoes, Chapter 5:
[3]And so Luda came down to the people accompanied by a great choir of angels singing their magnificent "Yeek-yeek woop-woop," and He asked of the people: [4]"Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear."
[5]The people were perplexed, and they begged the great Luda to bestow His wisdom upon them. [6]He responded, "Get Back! Motherfucker! You don't know me like that." And the people rejoiced.
[7]The great Luda smiled, the people kept their pimp hands strong, and all was good.
Practices[edit | edit source]
Members in the Church of Luda pray five times a day toward the city of Champaign. Followers must listen to a hymn of Luda while performing a C-walk.
They also take an Eucharist, as defined in The Gospel of O'Reilly, Chapter 26:
[26]While they were eating, Luda took the chicken, gave thanks and broke off a drumstick, and gave it to His disciples, saying, "Take and eat; this is my body."
[27]Then He took the bottle of Corona, gave thanks and offered it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you. [28]This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins."