Holy is basically when something is all glowy and religious and stuff, or has the same amount of holes as Swiss cheese.
Holiness can be described as a state of extreme boredom, usually because you've spent too much time praying to a non-existent being. It is also suggested that you become holy after you've been shot as much as 50 Cent.
Holy as a swearword
Holy is an official swearword and can be used in legal documents without being blacked out, since it's funnier that way. Although it is usually used as an intensifier for something that is already so shitty that merely saying "Shit!" is not enough, it can be used on its own. For example:
~ Me on Quotes taken out of context
It can also be used to say that something is so epic and awesome that you would bow down and worship it. This distinction (or lack thereof) has been the cause of at least 9 known wars worldwide.
Yes, your shit is holy. Praise its holiness by putting more holes in its brown, mushy awesomeness with a toothpick or your penis. If your shit makes a hole by itself, then you are truly an amazing person and you must make people worship you because your shit is naturally holy.
Cows are considered Holy beings and must be shot in the torso regularly to maintain holiness. The black spots on a cow DO NOT COUNT for holes. Be a man and shoot that sucker where it hurts! Brown Cows are not as holy as the original Dalmatian cows but still are good to shoot in the intestines.
~ Stupid Guy on Holy Cheese
Holy Cheese is what you insert your penis into if a prostitute if Your Mom isn't around. Sure there are no orgasms BUT there are multiple holes! So feel free to use either hole for your size. My suggestion for you, the smallest one.
I Want To Be Holy!
Who Is Holy?
There have been many notable examples of holy things in history. For the sake of simplicity, here's a few of them:
- Jesus H. Christ
- The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness
- Flying Spaghetti Monster
- The Holiest of Holies
- Adolf the Red Nose Nazi
A visible aura behind one's head is often a sign of holiness, though less commonly a dangerous Glowing (and possibly holy) Head-Leech If a Glowing Head-Leech is discovered, try praying. If you're lucky, your new holy aura will bounce that sucker right off. Unless the Glowing Head-Leech is holy, of course, in which case it will persist and demand worship.
'Your Holiness' is also a good way to refer to the Pope (unless he's off-duty, in which case you should just call him Bill).