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Vanity Label[edit source]

Wanted to clarify what kind of articles get this label. I've been looking at other pages which have it and seem to have more clear abuses. Sure the page I invented has a fictional character but that doesn't mean it doesn't have grounding in reality or is filled with only my own desire for self-glorification. Would like some input boyee. --User:Lionlionlion

My forum topic[edit source]

You big fat meanie face. You deleted my forum topic with John Lenin in it. Now I'm gonna go cry, talk about how much I hate my life, & cut myself. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 13:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Norman Bates ='([edit source]

Dude, you deleted my Norman Bates article. I was working on that for three weeks. I'm so angry right now.

As far as I know, it was only three sentences long, and created today in less than five minutes. Plus, it was completely random. Make sure your articles are longer in sentences than the number of weeks you've worked on them, in the future. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:54, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

My first article ='([edit source]

You deleted my article Your mom's mom. I believe this to be unfair and a bit prejudgmental. The article was kind of work in progress, with and as I only learned about the work in progress template seconds ago, you can't blame me for not putting in the template. Also, I got the complex linking in the wrong order. I would be quite chuffed if you would reconsider, I would be very chuffed if you changed your mind, and I would be slightly chuffed if you gave a reason for the huffing. Phalanxia 22:17, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

A Favor...[edit source]

Could you please unlock User:Monika/Marty/Marty_revision4 and User:Monika/Marty/Marty_revision8? There's no hurry since they article functions fine without them, but it's unnecessary messiness and I don't like unnecessary messiness. Thanks again. --monika 16:37, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Plugh[edit source]

Have you no sense of humo[u]r?!!! "Nothing happens here" is a classic response to plugh in Colossal Cave! It must be there for posterity's sake! Even Wikipedia has "Nothing happens here" on the "plugh" page!!! 71.10.48.39 20:15, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

The Wikipedia article also has more words that "Nothing happens here". --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:23, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Chav[edit source]

Thanks for locking the article, you just did everyone a big favour.

I'll try to sort out the revised version sometime, but I can't be bothered right now

No problem, I've been waiting to see someone fix that for a long time. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:23, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank you![edit source]

Thank you for unbanning me, I promise I will be a much better member from now on, and I'm sorry for being a total noob in the past, I read the rules on how to be funny and not just stupid, and I am making useful contributions as we speak!

Sincerely,

Ineedhelpalot

Who wants cookies?[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Hinoa has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Hinoa talk.kun 23:25, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Rough Pubs[edit source]

Fishbeer.jpg Rabbi Techno
is sending you this undoubtedly
delicious beer to say thanks
for voting for Rough Pubs!
From Rabbi Techno

User talk:81.179.79.167[edit source]

That'd be me, only not signed in...I have about three minutes online so no time! RabbiTechno 81.179.79.167 22:04, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Top 3 of January[edit source]

Just a gentle reminder to lock the voting page, now that we've passed the 15th. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

We started about 2 days late so I decided to lock it on the 17th, so I'll do so tonight. Sorry for the confusion. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni Thanks you and snubs the Academy![edit source]

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:18, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Just to let you know[edit source]

I will not be able to poopsmith for a bit... Will be back in about 5 days... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:21, Feb 21

Wait, you're a poopsmith?! Why does no one ever tell me these things! Have a nice 5 days, anyway. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:22, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Autoblock[edit source]

You forgot it again. Unblock #26562 --CharitwoTalk 05:28, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Please ban my IP[edit source]

My IP is shared by idiots. Being a school IP, it is shared by idiots. Please ban it. Please. Please. 142.22.16.50 19:29, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

You may also want to get rid of this. (Sorry, I was watching RC when I saw this...I'm not a stalker(I am a stalker(Nothing says 'I love you' like my name burned in gas in 50-foot letters on your lawn.).)!) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:36, Feb 22

Why Did you huff "Baby eater"?[edit source]

What was wrong with this article? It WAS funny!

Not enough content. We like lots of effort put into articles here. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:52, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Can you come to IRC?[edit source]

Or even come to IRC? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:17, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

New complimentary section header by Mordillo[edit source]

hello i am hellsjanitor.i was wondering if u would not be totally offended if i recreated the page "Galpoy" i was going to continue work on that page until i had made something.then u and the other actually funny people:)could come along and edit it all u wanted.

Loads of thanks[edit source]

Ah, TKF. You freely admitted on IRC one time to strongly disliking me at one time. In fact, I believe your exact words were "I distinctly remember thinking you were a giant dick." Regardless of how well-endowed I actually am, I won you over with my something and then you voted for me in VFS. For that I thank you wholly. And, for the love of God, stop being such a sycophant!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:17, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

I'LL TRY K --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:46, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Excellent.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:51, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you![edit source]

Thanks again for the votes, in both phases of VFS. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, Mar 1

Thanks![edit source]

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:19 Mar 1

Late Thanks[edit source]

Bordeaux.jpg OUI!

Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision!

Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Question for the sake of askin'[edit source]

Hi there TKF, hope life is treating you well. Anyway, enough small talk, a question, if I may. Specifically, re: Uncyclopedia:VFH/Rap, which you closed as "already featured". Uh, when? It's not on here, and it doesn't have the featured template... I'm all for getting the thing off the queue, but surely for a more valid reason? Or did I miss something (I have a history of missing things. Busses, usually). Anyhow, I don't see it as a major issue, it just confused me so I thought I'd mention it in passing. I'm off now to do what my boss thinks he pays me for. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:10, Mar 5

Gah! That's my fault. When I reverted it, I reverted it to the reversion before the reversion before it was featured, because the "view featured" version on the featured template was the reversion of the reversion before the template was added, and all that jazz. Fixin' now. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:50, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

A question from an IRC user[edit source]

Someone (Nekami) has messaged me in IRC asking that I unban him. I told him I'd leave a message on your talkpage about it, and now I have. He claims he was mentioning BENSON as part of an injoke, and isn't a sock of anyone in particular, or for that matter, anyone at all. He claims to have read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide, and so asks to be unbanned. Now I've relayed his message, you can talk to him about it here.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:23, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I had the same sneaky sensation TKF. Are we paranoid or simply right? HEY! LOOK OUT FROM THAT SSSFSEJWKH! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:50, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks[edit source]

Extra thanks for the nom, you Jew :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

You. IRC. NOW.[edit source]

please ~Jewriken.GIF 21:43, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Spang.[edit source]

Special:Contributions/70.77.12.95

I think the Spider-man stuff was pretty good. But then, what do I know? I may have a tumah, after all. ItCouldBeATumah 22:19, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

What? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:23, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Meh![edit source]

Redirect[edit source]

Hey, Froggy, could you please redirect my old user page (User:Uncyclopedian) to User: Uncyclopedian Again? If you do, thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:51, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Thankies[edit source]

GoodNightEmpties.jpg Cheers!

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!
Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:48, Mar 21

Hello.[edit source]

Yeah, I'm not sure if you know me, but I'm a Sysop at Wikichan. I've noticed your numerous edits and you've impressed me as an experienced wiki editor (of which I became more impressed when I saw your contribution to Uncyclopedia). Anyways, I'm here to ask for help; over the past week, we've received a crapflood of vandalism. As of the moment, they have made a statement: "Give us what we want and we will leave your 'wikichan' alone." They further threatened us by stating "If you fail, we will bring in more vandals." From what we know about the vandals, they were one named "VandalCorp" and according to the ED article "Vandalize.us , they've taken many websites. So it seems like we're pretty much up against a persistent threat with plenty of experience.

This is why I'm asking for your help. For a while we've been getting a handle on the vandalism, but they recently started using advanced methods by using several accounts and really messing with the image files. All I ask is that you would help us keep watch over the wiki and revert anything that would noticed as blatant vandalism. You do not have to and I'll respect that, since you've left Wikichan alone since sometime in February. We'll appreciate it if you volunteer; this would mean a lot to us. Bot 21:42, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately, no; I'm just a lowly Sysop. WikiSysop is the only b'crat on the entire wiki and he hasn't been active for a while now.
  • Anon edits are already entirely disabled.
  • Not sure how to change user rights.
  • Tried to get WikiSysop to install checkuser, but he seems to have forgotten about/didn't care for it.
  • Thinking of getting him to give another b'crat status to another Sysop for get some more admins.
  • Also the WikiSysop is trying to get a bot for WIkichan, so that's probably why he's not on for a while now.

In all, there's really no apparent way to reconfigure the site to our bidding. The only thing we could do is play with the pre-programmed tools that were included.

By the way, so you know of a tool that allows for rapid rollback of a user's edits? Bot 22:15, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and there's not "semi-protect" option either. Only stuck with "Default", "No anonymous editors" (useless), and "Sysops only" (too resrictive). Bot 22:17, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Well look at that; either it's been unplugged, a vandal DDoS, or the vandal pulled the plug himself. Not good. Bot 04:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Abu Sayyaf Article[edit source]

Hi, I saw that you deleted the Abu Sayyaf article. I was about to edit it today and finish it, but i forgot the under construction tag was only until March 25.

Can you please give me the deleted article and restore it in my user page, if possible? I hope its not too late.

Thanks.

--Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 02:25, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Ridiculously late thankings[edit source]

SpookyGuy.JPG BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:50, Mar 29

lol u suxx[edit source]

Niice. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:21 Mar 31

Banned again[edit source]

Hey Froggy, you, uh, banned me for 6 months the other day. This isn't a criticism, but did you not realize that my "vandalizing" Dr. Skullthumper was all in fun and games? If you want to put me in the office or whatever, would that be a solution? (P.S. Thank you for voting on my stupid articles!)   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [22:04]>

Dear Cajek:
It was a joke. I asked the admins on IRC to ban you for as long as possible.
— Sincerely, your favorite doctor
Or at least I hope it was. Otherwise this'd be seriously embarrassing.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 22:10 Apr 01, 2008

Jeez! No wonder I felt slightly annoyed when I was banninated. Was Led in on it too? He unbanned me... If he was, applause for going overboard!   Le Cejak <Apr 01, 2008 [22:13]>

I wasn't, actually. I just unblock you every once in a while on impulse. Sometimes you aren't even blocked. Mostly you are, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:38, Apr 1

Herman Li[edit source]

CVP, Never will be funny?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Herman_Li

Particularly

Just rip some of this shit off, get creative.

Deleting stuff[edit source]

Hey up TKF, hope things are good and stuff. Anyway, I noticed you deleted Crimson Lizard according to the votes. Fancy getting rid of the redirect at Crimson lizard (redirect) (delete) as well? Ta much. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:19, Apr 4

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Hurrah, you're alive![edit source]

Congratulations, my son!

Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday!

As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift.

Have fun**!

*Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry.
**Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.

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"FYI, Somalia is IN Africa, Mr. Smartypants reviewer"[edit source]

Oh! Haha! So sorry, I kept thinking of Samoa when I was reading the article. My apologies, *blush* Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 01:40, 11 April 2008 (UTC)


Are you adopting noobs?[edit source]

Hello. My name is Barry O' Leary and i'm new to this site. I was wondering if you were currently taking on apprentices (or noobs as they are affectionately called)--Learimus 23:56, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

Tanks[edit source]

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.
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Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU![1]

  1. This is still not a discount coupon.

Also if you ever want an image photoshopped I'll do it for you :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Heinous hates everyone equally.[edit source]

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Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

~ Tophatsig.png

17/04/2008 @ 03:17

Help! Top ten of March is out of control![edit source]

Yeah, so the top ten of March needs to be protected and it's almost as if it's out of control. Any chance you could help? Thanks -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:05, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Any way to get my huffed article back?[edit source]

I didn't know I had to upload a template. And I'm not sure why exactly you deleted it, so I would like to know why. I am sorry if I did something wrong. Really truly. joielin 24:18, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

All right[edit source]

To start off, you seem to have Voted For Deletion to Celebrity Deathmatch. It's like that, so if you don't like it, don't bother deleting it.

Second, NarutoWiki made Celebrity Deathmatch. You seem to have deleted his article to piss him off. He'll be really unhappy when he sees that you have deleted his article.

Third and MOST IMPORTANTLY! Do NOT get involved with the guy who keeps attempting to ruin the CDM list! XxPanzerOutlawxx and Link 486 is trying to stop him, but you seem to delete it just to make sure that you saved his life. Not cool, man. Not cool. You give Celebrity Deathmatch a bad name. 21:03, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Wat --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:42, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Did'nt you read my message? What do you think I'm from? Finland? Sweden? 11
29, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
First of all, I deleted it because it was voted for deletion by the whole community, not me. Plus, I'm an admin and anything I do is law. Also, I have nothing to be afraid of for the prior reason. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:44, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
You should only be afraid of fear itself. And hamsters. They're pretty bad. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:52, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Aw man, I thought this topic was going to be about TKF's catchphrase. Aaawwwllll riiiiighhhhtttt   Le Cejak <Apr 27, 2008 [13:53]>
Finland was my first guess, yeah. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:40 Apr 27

It does'nt matter if you're an admin. You can't treat good users liek dirt. Celebrity Deathmatch is about fight spoofs of the real one. But, I guess it was VFD just to piss off NarutoWiki cause Celebrity Deahmatch sucks. it's like that, so stop whining. Also, NarutoWiki told me that admins are noobs who can't even think straight. 70.45.57.100 21:31, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Maybe you don't understand this, but a bunch of users voted to delete the page. Don't believe me? The link's right here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:49, Apr 29
I'm the one who's whining? o_O --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:23, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

From one whore to another[edit source]

Othx!


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Jack Phoenix instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,

Mantiwhore

Flight of the Conchords[edit source]

I just wanted to thank you for putting up that leggy blonde video on your talk page! I got into the Flight of the Conchords because of it. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 00:06, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

thx[edit source]

FurbyOnFire.jpeg FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

Thanks[edit source]

1925945.jpg Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that TKF was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
Thanks for voting!

Thanks for your vote. I'd have made a cooler template but I'm too stupid. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:08, 30 Apr

Heya[edit source]

You know what the deal is with Flappy woo-ha? It has like 817 links to it... Weren't the redirects kind of funny? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:16, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I use that as an example in my welcome message...I really should do something about that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:51, May 1

WOTMTKF[edit source]

Good job, Frogz! We love you, even if your family and the rest of the world doesn't! :D   Le Cejak <May 01, 2008 [12:57]>

I guess it comes full circle...[edit source]


It was you who got me into reviewing (when you had a ton up there), so I guess this was kinda that which made me go off on the tangent. Also, congrats on WotM! –—Hv (talk) 1/05 16:12

NotM - Thanks[edit source]

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

TKF, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks! - 16:07 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You know I never actually voted for you, despite my efforts to get you requalified? :O --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh yes you did!. "Yes time to vote" - I believe that's you... You were the second person to vote! - 19:19 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Really? Huh, I suppose that meant that at one point in time I accidentally voted for all 3 candidates at the same time. My bad? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:21, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Yuh, a couple of people voted twice or thrice, I think.... - 19:29 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

ROTM[edit source]

Hey TKF! I'm sorry to hear that: would you be so kind to tell me what about my reviewing style is of particular concern--if not all of it? I appreciate any thoughts! Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 01:57, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

It's just all big and new and different... sorry, I'm just a nativist D: --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:31, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, lol, well I'm relieved. But I'm not sure I understand what being naked has to do with reviewing. *badumtisch* lol, sorry. Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 03:08, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

I am bored[edit source]

Is a website kinda like digg for bored people, as far as I can tell. Letting them have their page doesn't cause any harm, but does bring a good few hundred new viewers to the site (at least - their mention has almost 5000 views in the few hours it's been up), something it's generally agreed upon is a good thing. There's a rush to edit it right now, but it'll die down in a while, and we might end up with some new readers, and hopefully new contributors. And one more article about a website, which more than a few of them are actually putting effort into to be good, but I think that's worth it. But not if we delete their page outright and ban everyone. Let them have fun now, and everyone benefits. And then there'll be peace and love in all mankind. Or two small parts of it anyway. Spang talk 02:25, 05 May 2008

I'll give it a week to die down. If it keeps being a vandal magnet, I'll semiprotect it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:39, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
Yah, that was the plan, though semi-protecting it now would mean not even the well-intentioned new people could edit it :) It's on my watchlist too, so I'll be keeping tabs on it just in case it suddenly turns into cocks everywhere. Now I'll just hope it doesn't get deleted and everyone banned by the next admin that logs on... Spang talk 02:53, 05 May 2008

Really really really really really really late thanks[edit source]

I felt like making one after aaaaaaaaaaaaall those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit source]

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:24, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Re: Xbox Live[edit source]

I do have Xbox live but I didn't request you, sorry :) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:54, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings[edit source]

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:54, May 12

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:08, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

I didn't tell you I was unbanned[edit source]

Oops, my bad. : P

The thing is, I don't know if I'm really unbanned or if it's just temporary. Do to technically, I shouldn't really be unbanned. I'm waiting to hear Zombiebaron's judgment on the issue. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 12:39, May. 15, 2008


FUCK YEAH![edit source]

Genericband.jpg FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 19:04, May 15

Free Images?[edit source]

Are there any? I need help with the articles UnNews:US Govt. encourages Perverts! and Admin Treats. They need images and I do not have a way to tell if a image is SAFE to use or not, getting ME BANNED(Hope not) or worse. Thanx.Alien Hunter 19:11, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

If it doesn't say Copyright on it or on the site you get it from, it's free. We here have the Fair Use policy, which opens up virtually anything for our disposal. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:17, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Da-yum, suh, you have one long title[edit source]

How'd you ever get so big?

Um, apparently some people have left? I'm sorry, I left two months ago, and I would like to get a little caught up perhaps? If you don't mind and all. Th...that is if you remember who I am......

I'm terribly sorry.

Sincerly, --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 04:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

No mind, RDB. So glad to see you back. Now get to work. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Would you be so kind[edit source]

As to have a word regarding this: [1]. I think this is vanity, and the author does not appear to be taking my request, and message left on the article talk page seriously. Thanks TKF. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:37, May 21

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:20, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome[edit source]

Just wanted to thank you for welcoming me a few minutes ago. Given that I joined in late 2005, however, I'm unsure what signal this was meant to send. My first thought was that the admins back in 2005 looked over my early/only contributions and, finding that they evinced some actual knowledge of their subjects and contained no references to short-lived internet phenomena, judged them totally unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Thus they hoped that by ignoring me I would go away; when this failed, they resignedly sent you.

I certainly hope this isn't the case, but the only alternative I can see is that this place is run by a pack of shiftless buffoons who don't know the meaning of the word "manners" (or of most other words). I can see by the scrupulously tasteful design of your user home page, though, that you devote a great deal of your clearly heterosexual time to Uncyclopedia. Since you were kind enough to greet me, I hope you don't mind if I harass you in the future with my stupid questions. --George 01:56, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem. You seem like a funny guy, I hope you retroactively enjoy your stay. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:14, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Banning Dr. Skullthumper[edit source]

Please don't. I need him for my own nefarious purposes. Thanks?   Le Cejak <1:41, 01 Jun 2008>

Late thanks![edit source]

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825.jpg Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:43 Jun 3

Please read[edit source]

This. Cheers. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:28, Jun 3

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:20, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Back to black[edit source]

Hey, it's been a long time since I saw you anywhere other than ?pedia. Yup, I'm back on Uncyc after like 3 months or something. Hi! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

Excuse me dear[edit source]

  • Now hold on there. Before I revert your attempt to have an article that I wrote deleted, yet again, I feel we may be in need of a little tête-à-tête, and, since you are not on IRC, your talkpage shall be the place. Now, first off, as you've probably already seen (whilst archiving the VFD) I did not write the article as a statement or as an anything: I wrote it as an article. Surely you've written articles before? I sat down, had a little inspiration, and decided to write. This is what came out, and I find it funny. I do not find it "random". And, I do not know how to fix whatever it is about it that you find "random". So, let us begin with that. How can make my news item less of whatever you seem to not like? I'd for sure like to know. -- The Zombiebaron 01:34, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
    • It's nothing personal against you, sorry if you interpreted it that way (it must have been easy to interpret it that way), it's something very personal with the article. I've deleted maybe hundred of articles that were pure, random crap. When I logged on and I saw the link to your article on the main page, I thought it was some kind of joke, or vandalism or something. That article, once you take away the fancy formatting, is just a giant word salad with extra dressing. If you can read your article and say it isn't random, you aren't being sincere. I would have deleted it on the spot if I hadn't had such an affinity for pretty formatting, so instead I put it on VFD. I would have put an ICU on it, but you would have just removed it and carried on and gotten us both pretty angry (like right now). Also, I forgot about the day limit, but it's been excepted before by non-admins so I figured I'd fight a little fire with fire. You weren't intentionally abusing your status, but it's like Kip said. A piece of crap written by 42.901.348.91 is not the same piece of crap written by Zombiebaron. I wanted to destroy that sentiment that I discovered within your article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
      • Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that you had noble intentions at heart. It is to bad that you cannot see what I see in the article. -- The Zombiebaron 02:00, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
        • We'll see who agrees with whom in 4 days. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:09, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

Come on, if you have a sec. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 07:20, Jun 15

You may be glad to know that your fears were unfounded -- a checkuser from sannse got it all sorted out :). However, I forgot to ask about my hunch, so if you have a sec, could you bug someone with a checkuser? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:02, Jun 16

Thanks[edit source]

Thanks for fixing the top of Thou. It was my first article, and I couldn't figure out how to make that top part look good. Much appreciated. [[The Woodburninator 18:48, 20 June 2008 (UTC)]]

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 00:58, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Thin line[edit source]

... tell me now, what are we supposed to do? Best. Unblock reason. Ever. That is all. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:34, Jun 23

Hey TKF[edit source]

I'm not really sure where to go with this, as it doesn't seem like the kind of thing than BP is used for, and you're the only active admin right now, so... Anyways, I think am fairly sure there's some socking going on at EGAEDM, trying to rob admin-elect at this point Modus of a well-deserved award. Fancy having a look for me please? Ta. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 24/06 19:48

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:47, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Voting![edit source]

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...for voting on HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament.

Victoly for you!! - User:Hanyouman


-- Hanyouman 15:28, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Recent Banning[edit source]

Why did you ban ImTheDevil?--Nytrospawn 19:39, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

It looked like he replaced the page Near death experience with a wikipedia page, but upon closer inspection, he was the one who created the page in the first place. Forgive me, I'm really tired and stressed out. Also, why does the signature button not include a timestamp or hyphens, now? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:42, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Whaddya talkin aboot? It still does!--Nytrospawn 19:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Also, did ya remove the IP autoblock TKF? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:49, Jul 2 wake up mrn. Sorry Man. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:51, Jul 2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg

hancock[edit source]

why did you huff my article?

It sucked. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

we where gonna expand it, alot of these articles suck, ours was gonna be funny!

Make it again then, I'll give it a second chance. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Can you get rid of this guy too?[edit source]

69.183.244.156 He's also messing with Dead Nigger Storage. Maybe just protect the page. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:42, 4 July 2008 (UTC)


for your userpage[edit source]

add to your userpage

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Nominated World's Best Friend
This user has been nominated for World's Best Friend—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at the voting page.

Unarchist.jpgFounding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 22:04, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes I cam here to do this, too. God damn admins and page protection. Grrrr! - [22:19 5 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yettie I know how you feel.Unarchist.jpgFounding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 16:30, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[edit source]

|<-- TKFeck has left irc.freenode.net:8002 ("YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!")

You just HAD to make me remember that song, god damnit TKF. --CharitwoTalk 06:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise[edit source]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:30, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:10, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Gee, Thanks...[edit source]

You think I suck? I said clearly, if I suck someone stop me. And you spoilt my perfect record. I didn't even notice until it was over though, so no harm done. Also hello, don't think we've really spoken before, though it was you that welcomed me, way, way back in December. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 19:43 3 August 2008

You had a perfect record? I beg to differ, because clearly that homophobic admin Skullthumper banned you for being "a ghey." Also, nice to meet you. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:59, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I noticed that after. You admins all just abuse your power don't you? I didn't believe those rumours until now... I've now lost my faith in the law. It's so sad when the people you expect to uphold teh law break it themselves. or something pretentious like that. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 20:13 3 August 2008
Hillarious. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 20:31 3 August 2008
:D --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 08:00, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 08:01, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit source]

Thank you for voteing on my article, you've have done so on a few of mine, so thanks again:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:09, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit source]

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, TFK[edit source]

Just dropping by to say hi, TFK. Hi. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Aug 13

TFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:17, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
/me bends over, puts head between knees, and... you know the rest   Le Cejak <22:18, 13 Aug 2008>
You can do that? Damn you're lucky. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 23:42 13 August 2008

press[edit source]

hey froggy, just wondering if you had any comment for the signpost about the slut list. thoughts on rising six spots to third? plans on overtaking Benson? would you care to explain how Benson ranks second despite being terribly inactive? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

A wizard did it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:09, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Hea Dude[edit source]

(Huff log); 16:08 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Amby": Voted for deletion)

I wondered if you had read the discussion we had during that vote? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:12, Aug 16

I did, but Hyperbole said he already moved it to the userspace did he? In any occasion, if he moved it back, he deleted all of the past edits to the article by accident, making it impossible for me to find the original author by going to the history. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:47, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Yea, it's cool dude. Everything is sorted. I only mentioned it as you are one of the guys who is active on VFD, and I was just hoping to get you on-board with this "move to userspace sometimes" thing. Basically if enough of the voters agree that the article should be given to the author to fix it's probably worth the bother of moving it. You mentioned that you would have been willing to move it (if that were possible), so I guess everything is cool... Have fun. :-) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 16:53, Aug 16

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit source]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:55, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit source]

~ Readmesoon

Actually sounds interesting. Sign me up! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:37, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

UnOrder Awards[edit source]

Dear <insert name here>, the monthly awards for the Unorder of Uncyclopedia are now open nomination and voting. You can nominate your fellow UnOrder Members for Weiner of the Month (UnOrder Writer of the Month), b00b of the Month (UnOrder n00b of the Month), and Recyclopedian of the Month (UnOrder Uncyclopedian of the Month). Thank you and have a nice day! ~ Readmesoon

PS: You have been nominated for the Weiner of the Month. Perhaps you should put up the template {{VoteUWotM}} on your userpage? ~ Readmesoon

query[edit source]

froggy, what's the proper way to go about dealing with the improper removal of an ICU tag? it's like the third time it's happened to me. this time i speak of this article. does it depend on the quality of the article? i suppsoe the choices are 1) VFD 2) QVFD 3) reapply ICU. this one looks like it's bad/short enough for QVFD, but i was wondering if there were any rules concerning this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

BP user, VFD the article if it's over a week old, QVFD with specification of ICU removal if under a week. Basically, leave it to the judgement of the admin community. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:06, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
excellent. i shall adhere to these guidelines in an unflinchingly rigid manner. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:39, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (vee double-you ex why zee)[edit source]

Come on IRC sometime, ya?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 01:48 Aug 19, 2008

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:43, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

IRC[edit source]

IRC, now, we need to talk. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:20, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Bring a tub of animal fat and your wellies. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png
Archive! ARCHIVE! ARCHIVE! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:16, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Nah, I like talking to humans, not wrinkled dicks. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Reference[edit source]

You huffed the article Headless Chicken Mode at Rationalwiki. As you noted it was copied from Rationalwikiwiki. As it is deleted I can’t check but I am 90% sure I gave a reference. I frequently copy from one Wiki to another and I hardly ever overlook a reference. If I overlooked it that was a genuine oversight. Proxima Centauri 21:14, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

In this specific case, it doesn't matter, I placed a {{vanity2}} tag long ago. I told you before, Proxima, that that article in it's current form, doesn't belong here. It is a private incident/behavior that belongs to a very limited group of people - ie, rational wiki editors. It doesn't belong here in my humble opinion. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:19, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I’m concerned about accusations of plagiarism. Proxima Centauri 04:24, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Being the writer of the article in question, I am fully qualified in saying it was plagiarism. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" (cover your eyes!) 07:08, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
You released the text under GNU FDL. Uncyclopedia were withing their rigihts to delete it as it didn't fit here. It was not plagiarism. Proxima Centauri 19:52, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Proxima, we're not looking at the GNU guidelines, we're looking for original material, not for cross-wiki text copy paste. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:59, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit source]

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:11

YOU.[edit source]

What the hell are you doing!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:04, Sep 2

Removing all instances of a deleted template. See: VFD. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Can I just ask?[edit source]

what exactly I did to piss you off? Also, do you ever archive your talk pages? My browser crashed. -- unreliable Ape (dance) (Riot Porn) 18:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Also did me pissing on your talk pages make your browser crash? Oh..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
You were really annoying in IRC this one time. I think. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Really? What'd I do?-- unreliable Ape (dance) (Riot Porn) 19:16, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Not to reinvigorate Skullthumper drama, but you did !skully at a REALLY bad time, IIRC. So bad a time that it required a grudge. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:21, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Or a thunderous round of applause no doubt? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well can we finish with the grudge now? I'd rather not have any. -- unreliable Ape (dance) (Riot Porn) 19:52, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Okay. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:55, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Teonaht[edit source]

Yesterday I wrote a hilarious article about the conlang Teonaht. However, when I came back for it today, I found it was deleted, with the explanation "fails QA". Why did you delete it? What does QA mean? 99.161.127.168 02:48, 3 September 2008 (UTC)


The Pants EP[edit source]

Hi there. I'd appreciate it very much if you could tell me why you voted for the Within Temptation 'Pants' EP page to be deleted. It's just confusing because all of the related pages were similarly written and yet that is the only one you voted for deletion. Thanks in advance Dark Artist

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008[edit source]

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:50

Bob Dylan[edit source]

Who said it was not ready to go up? Like, you read it in ten seconds?

hello[edit source]

hello --sensilver 19:11, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

sup --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Toast[edit source]

There's a difference between a bad joke and a banworthy offence, IMO. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:23, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

A blank is a blank. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:35, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
Damn you and your moral absolutism! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:36, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008[edit source]

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

WHY?[edit source]

Did you ban RMS? What did (s)he do? Is it cos he moved that userpage? What happened? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:13, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008[edit source]

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:27, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008[edit source]

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:41, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008[edit source]

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:41, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

VFH thanks[edit source]

Costume-grim-reaper-clipart.gif ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Thanks again :) Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:33, Oct 21

This is it, man![edit source]

We're on our way to the bigtime! This is our chance to get outta this stagnant town and make it! I can see it now: Our names up in lights, people everywhere knowing our names...We're gonna be famous! I just know it! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:47, Oct 29

Hey[edit source]

Thanks for the welcome, it made me perk up a little. But why did you delete my self portrait? Jealousy? Low self-esteem? --RAHB's Penis 03:19, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

FotC!!![edit source]

Yay! :D -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:56, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit source]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit source]

MrN9001 12:59, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Two (or more) things (I'm too lazy/decaffeinated/tired to count properly)[edit source]

-When will you archive this monstrosity of text?
-Why was Colin Heaney blocked?

Do you have any plans to unblock him?

Thanks,
» Comrade DJ Gentoo, defending the proletariat. FOR THE MOTHERLAND! 04:29, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

What did Colin do that was so bad? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 07:02, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit source]

MrN9001 20:56, 20 November 2008 (UTC)