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Unsignpost - 20130207013217 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:35, 7 February 2013


Gingham style[edit | edit source]

Twister the night away! Aleister 23:29 How do you like it? Gingham style!

That's awesome! Maybe we're finished? Idk...--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:37, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

SirPeasewhizzOnTheRadio[edit | edit source]

May I bring your attention over here? ~Y KUN — 07 February MMXIII 23-35-07

Already looked.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:35, 7 February 2013 (UTC)

Tables[edit | edit source]

I've updated all of the tables for you. When you work on the rest of them...could you please use the table that I have provided for you at July 2007 and use the same table for each of the months? You'll have to paste the date and the name of the article into each slot in the table (remember that on this table the date comes first and then the article. In any case this should be much less work than before. I doubt it's necesary to check the dates of the articles as it should have been automated as of mid 2007. Cheers --ShabiDOO 11:21, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

I've taken care of 2011, 2012 upto now and formatted 2013 with the standard tables.
Thank you so much!--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 15:46, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

UnNews:New York State allows students to swear at teachers[edit | edit source]

Good concept, but you should write it from the perspective of a journalist. It needs a serious copyedit, imho. What were you aiming for? Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.09.18:00

Ehh.. I saw something on TV so I just threw something together. You can add to it, if you want.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 18:29, 9 February 2013 (UTC)

Why[edit | edit source]

do you keep changing your signature? Do you have the OCD like me? ~Y KUN — 10 February MMXIII 20-06-24

Yes. But this change really isn't considered "a change", becuz it's for Valentine's Day.--Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 20:16, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

Amnesia[edit | edit source]

Congratulations again on this very very good page. When you polish it a bit, and then come back and polish it again, and then again in two years, it will be a great page. I fear for the rest of us when you mature into your writing ability. Yay! (I'm going to keep polishing the section I added on Twister, and pop in some links to make it a scientific storehouse of high-tech computer possibilities and links to data on programmed reality, which is, finally, becoming very hot as the science catches up to it.) Aleister 20:26 10-2-'13

Thanks, but I can't tell if that was sarcasm... because I did polish it multiple times after I originally put it on VFH.Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 20:39, 10 February 2013 (UTC)
If you wanna see my (be proud) example of polish polish polishing; go the VFH nom for Ancient Aliens. Then go to the actual page. Read the view history and behold :D--Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 20:41, 10 February 2013 (UTC)
No, not sarcasm. I'm talking about in a year or two or three, when you come back to it for tweeking and other things. It doesn't all happen at once. I haven't read Ancient Aliens yet, thanks, not now but soon. I'm going to whore my guy who invented soap page (when I say whore I mean ask people to take a few minutes when they get a chance and read it) - you started the votes going with that one, much appreciated. I really like that page, and I want to add more links into it to wikipedia pages on prehistoric north american cultures and tools. I like to put in depositories like that on some pages. When you are old enough to be able to like girls (maybe a year or two more for that too, hee hee) I will point you to the paragraph in People Who Like to Fuck Naked that the page was written for. But not now, since you are but a wee lad and shouldn't read grown up things yet. Al 20:45 10-2-'13
>.> I furiously masturbate everyday really have affection towards women already... just sayin'...--Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 20:53, 10 February 2013 (UTC)

What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. DawgBot (talk) 01:09, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. User:Lil' Pease Jr./sig 02:07, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:10, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Have I ever told you that I was proud of you, my baby bot?--Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 02:11, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. --— Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 23:52, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Yes...?--Peasewhizz you! How about we talk about you, for once? Wait. We always do that... you're beautiful! 00:08, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

It is the day of USP love, Valentine’s Day[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:35, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:59, 16 February 2013 (UTC)

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thanks for taking off my chains in the shamed section. Appreciated (it's one I forgot). And for kicking off the voting for the soap page. I've actually shamefully led since September 11, Sog did a funny joke, but I guess this makes it official and I can now retire. It was good to know you, and may all your future articles be as good as your present pages. Give my regards to Aunt Celine (her singing career has taken off so much that you and I don't see her at the Christmas Party anymore. Remember when we used to tear her dress off and run away, and she'd yell at us and people would applaud her long-winded yelling?) and keep a light on in the window for my pet ferret, the one who hunts by night and sleeps all day, not the one with the dark mask who climbs on shelves and disrupts the others. Thanks! Aleister just kidding in case, 13:13 13-13-13

Yes, you're very welcome. But you're not retiring. Or else I'd be sad!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:47, 19 February 2013 (UTC)

From elsewhere[edit | edit source]

…Why would I do that? Are you expecting any visitor to the wiki would say “This is fantastic, but doesn't display that well, so I'm going to change my browser?” I'm not saying it's a bad article - just that FAs should be the best we have to offer. This isn't the best we have to offer - even if it were a shining pinnacle of wiki-fu. The meme-ish aspect alone would stop me voting for, as it relies on memes to deliver the humour. I don't find lemon salad, slender, 2 girls 1 calculus equation, or kitties funny just because they are mentioned. Give me a joke or some element of creating humour from an original source, or even a good retelling of a classic joke, and I'm there. This simply doesn't grab me.
On the plus side, an against vote from me is likely to get you half a dozen for votes from others. Nominally Humane! 03:16 20 Feb

No, I was just curious. Because I had the same problem with the Ancient Aliens article (also up there on VFH) which feeds off a meme actually quite incredibly well. Check it out. You might find something good there ;D -- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 15:18, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
Are you sure you want to encourage me to vote on something? Nominally Humane! 03:20 20 Feb
Well, I'll always encourage you to participate in our community. And for this, I know it's not my most "funny" work but it's my most polished, and I spent LOTS of months of it. And I'd appreciate it if you helped it out.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 15:27, 20 February 2013 (UTC)

Crikey! It’s a rare, wild UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:37, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/userbox[edit | edit source]

I do not know what you intended to use that for, but you need to use whatever it is for, somewhere else as it is a valid userbox that is used elsewhere. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:54, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Yeah, don't edit that. The USP delivery template is Template:UnSignpost, which adds the page to a category for easier bot processing. You modified the userbox, which is the wrong one. I'm glad Frosty caught it and reverted your edit. Plus, the formatting was horrible. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2013.02.21.13:01
Yeah, I was going to revert it, but then I decided not to because I am lazy. I am sorry.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:47, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Hall of shame[edit | edit source]

Hey, I appreciate you adding the Sartre article to my hall of shame, but I just changed a couple words and formatted the image a little. The last article I added was Lawnmower, of which I also only contributed a little, so lets just say those two articles are worth .5 and then its all nice and balanced and whatnot. Thats for the gesture in any case. Did I ever tell you that the skin on your fingers is silky soft? --ShabiDOO 10:58, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Awkward. I just got out of the shower and that's how they actually are. oh, and okay. you're welcome.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 17:48, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost[edit | edit source]

So, um, not to be picky or anything, but you and Meganew sorta got things a bit wrong when you wrote that Chiefjustice got banned for sockpuppeting and vandalism. The sockpuppet I banned was unrelated. We need a retraction, so I'll be writing the UnSignpost this week. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Feb 22 '13 22:13 (UTC)

There is also the point that you attempted to get banned by being a dick, and in the end the only way it happened was by askingto be banned. In the meantime, I was banned here (partially) for reverting an article back to a revision prior to my rewrite, while at the same time being civil to the people I was dealing with. (In other words, I didn't call anyone gay.)
All told, the story was unfounded and biased opinion. While USP doesn't usually aspire to journalistic integrity, it usually isn't used as a way of airing out a gripe against a user, and it's designed to be used to report on-site stuff. The Wikia based USP is not being used to comment about this site. It would be better to not use USP here to comment about anywhere else. After all the effort that has gone into removing off-wiki links, maybe we shouldn't be advertising another wiki through the majority of regular users talk pages. (Have you ever heard the saying “all press is good press”?) Too lazy to sign in 02:18, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
That does make sense. I'll try to have it stop after this upcoming issue. You see, I was trying to see if SPIKE could make a funny ban message. That's all. It would be nice if you could tell SPIKE that. So, er. Thanks for the update and opinion. I'll tell BB, but I'm sure he'll see it.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 02:40, 24 February 2013 (UTC)
I can give you an answer - SPIKE can write a funny ban reason, but he never would. Chief can as well, but if he's blocking you for Rule 2 violations, he wouldn't. SPIKE, however, has a disagreement with “cracking wise” when it comes to navigation tools, and that extends to policies and rationale for bans, nominations, etc. You would have been better off asking the question, rather than trying to force the issue.
I also had a really good idea for a collab between us as well, but someone beat me to it. But if you are interested in a collab I'd like to give it a shot. I'm also going to steal your Moar kitties article here and work on it off-wiki as well, but I will give you credit for it (if it looks like a feature). Nominally Humane! 11:59 24 Feb
Awkward... you edit conflicted my bot. Er, okay. You can. If it does get featured, I'm stealing your codes n shit and having it featured here, too. Because, I'm just a badass.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:05, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Talkbaclk[edit | edit source]

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What is up, sir?[edit | edit source]

This is a bit of a test. SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:08, 25 February 2013 (UTC)

Hello thier.[edit | edit source]

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Can you repeat all this in English?-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 01:00, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
I got lost at thier. Nominally Humane! 09:51 26 Feb
It's funny how us roman language speakers act as though latin is deep in our blood, but when I read it I only follow just a little more than a germanic speaker would. Though the last sentence...if some how modulated to spanish "Cras vel lacus a dolor pulvinar blandit" was "Creo que una [falta/lacus] de dolor [por] polvos blandos... It would mean I think of a lack of pain from bad sex. I doubt that's what it means in latin. --ShabiDOO 12:52, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
I popped the start of it into google translate, which is never wrong. The translation is:
This page is required to post a comment. The ecological development and immigration. This feature is always running. Cisco Security orci lamentation and avenging have set their couch in the throat
Of course, once you see it, it's obvious. Nominally Humane! 02:32 26 Feb
Still not seeing it. Y, use your words, boy!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 14:52, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
लाल दानव दीपक फ़ोल्डर ग्रे नारंगी OCD चीनी चरित्र मुखौटा जैकेट संयुक्त राष्ट्र समाचार. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 13:12, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
You are dumb  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 21:48 2.28.13 21:48, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
NO U. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 22:18, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
Lol yeah.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:20 2.28.13 22:20, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
Good. Glad we're settled on that. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 22:43, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
I think bad sex pain is a lot more poetic. --ShabiDOO 19:10, 26 February 2013 (UTC)
I think hard sex pain is a lot more glamorous.-- SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:20 2.28.13 22:20, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

Surprise, Motherfucker, USP[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 03:53, 28 February 2013 (UTC)

Award archiving.[edit | edit source]

Uh, you're sort of doing it wrong. Only WotM, UotM and NotM go on the archive page you've been using, the rest have their own pages. And also you didn't add this month's winners to the lists of winners on the various award pages. -RAHB 04:14, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

And you also didn't put the awards on the users' pages and remove the nomination templates. -RAHB 06:20, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
sorry. And some awards did not have any winners cuz they need a score of 5  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 12:27 3.01.13
Does this mean I lost? -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 12:31, Mar. 1, 2013
ya but i will nominate you again  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 12:34 3.01.13
No, that's okay. If anything, I would want to be nominated this month so Multiliteralist can be nominated next month for all the work he will do this month. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 12:40, Mar. 1, 2013
Now write an appology on the talkpage of every single user and don't do it again! --ShabiDOO 13:44, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
And the principal will be notified of this, young man! -RAHB 14:07, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
Jeez louis. GET OFF MY BACK XD  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:30 3.01.13

Hi............[edit | edit source]

I want to write an article with you. When you're not busy. Is that OK w/ you? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 22:44, 1 March 2013 (UTC)

Yeah sure, after I'm done with my collab with Puppy. Which I don't know how long will take. Probably sometime in March.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:35 3.01.13

Mr. Person[edit | edit source]

You may have noticed that TKF wrote his own eulogy. Being a good writer and a confident and direct person, his tone gives his words a much greater authority than any one person's really has (it's easy to believe that what he says is the total truth as it comes out that way). You'll notice however he left out some of the best writers on this site, some of the best administrators and do gooders and critiqued a few users and said nothing about the godawful ones. First of all, I don't find you hyperactive. You are super enthusiastic and bring desparately needed energy and vitality to the site and make lots of suggestions, do maintenence and are a funny presence. While I agree you should write more, in no way should you give up anything you like doing or become serious and grumpy. Second, I agree that you aren't ready...in the sense that your articles wont win every time they go through VFH, but that's the same for most writers even him. While I agree that self nominating often isn't the best plan, worrying about what one person thinks about your writing isn't so great either. I'd recommend pee reviewing other peoples articles, at least for me, that has helped me grow as a writer more than anything else. If you want someone to do a review on your work, nom for pee review but also ask me any time, Aleister, Mattsnow and Socky have all helped me in the past. Nonamesleft is usually quite open to helping and Lyrithya gives great advice whenever she has the time and mood to do so. TKF has some good pieces of advice on (humour theory and I read stuff like that sometimes). In any case, TKF wouldn't have bothered mentioning you if he didn't think you had good potential, I simply want you to know that I think you shouldn't hold back at all writing nor nominating anything nor from doing maintenence nor in being a great presence on the site. Okay bitch? Now write this whole paragraph down on a roll of toilet paper, jam it in your mouth and swallow it all! --ShabiDOO 19:10, 3 March 2013 (UTC)

Haha. Well, yeah of course I saw it. Yes, I understand everything. Actually, I am hyperactive IRL. However, I'm not gonna stop being somebody here, even though I'd get more bitches if I did. (lol) But, in fact, I actually do have a few Pee Review requests up there now w/ the fact I have pee reviewed myself. Which was pretty recent. And thanks, we are the next generation of Uncyclopedia, kinda idk... yes. Yes because it helps set the mood. And thanks for igniting a conversation, because I was too lazy earlier to ask you to write about the HMC in the USP press room, for this week's edition of the USP. ^.^ I'm entering the HMC... shhhh  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 19:50 3.03.13


Writing a lot is cool. I think the issue here is the noms. You have ELEVEN noms up at the moment. There are only 20 in total. I realise some users have encouraged you to nom so the site doesn't seem dead, and I know you don't just self-nom, but I will ask you three things:

  • What would be a cooler VfH, a page with 20 hit and miss articles, or one with the best 10 articles people have found recently?
  • If you have to beg people to vote for articles and it finally gets 10 votes, does that make getting featured meaningful?
  • If Uncyclopedia meant simply writing - no awards, no hall of shame, no possibility of being admin - would you stay?

These questions aren't meant to be horrible. I hope they will make you think about the criticism you receive. You give the impression of being a glory-seeker. You wrote on SPIKE´s talk page on the other site that you were nomming articles there because you were begging to be banned, but to be honest, that behaviour seems to be a constant. How about a challenge - don't nominate anything for seven days, and don't EVER nominate phone sex. Wait to see if someone else noms it. That would be a compliment. --Leverage (talk) 15:33, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

--Leverage (talk) 15:33, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

Challenge accepted. But one thing, some of my noms recently have been probably my best works but lack deciscive votes, like Ancient Aliens, cao cao and friends w benefits  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:41 3.04.13

Ray William Johnson[edit | edit source]

Here's a copy of the previous version if you think you can salage anything from it. MadMax (talk) 22:48, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

That's actually pretty funny, when you left your comment I was in the middle of changing it from Encyclopedic narration to style-of-Ray William Johnson. Thanks anyways! I'll still look for stuff in it, just for ideas.  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 22:54 3.04.13

Sure thing. I hope it helps. MadMax (talk) 00:22, 5 March 2013 (UTC)

I thought I heard the Imperial March. USP time, everybody![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 20:36, 7 March 2013 (UTC)

You asked[edit | edit source]

*sniff* *sniff* I smell mutton roasting. Wait. THAT'S ME! AAAAAAAAA! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Mar 13 '13 23:51 (UTC)
Oh hot damn! Literally! <3  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 00:37 3.14.13

Can I have some salad with my UnSignpost?[edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 11:45, 14 March 2013 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer[edit | edit source]

I use a basic checklist for the contest if you'd like to run it this year. If activity on the site picks up, I'd like to hold two TAW events (with one based on this idea) in either 2013 or 2014. MadMax (talk) 16:45, 15 March 2013 (UTC)

Yes, yes. Please co-host it with me! We have a lot of months until it is held, so if you could help me set things up throughout that time where I'm holding it, that'd be wonderful! You can do anything, since it is basically your own competition idea!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:03 3.15.13

Reasonable doubt...[edit | edit source]

...is pretty OK. Improve it a bit whenever you can and I'll link to it more often; already did once. Improve it a lot and it'll be very good indeed. I wouldn't make it much longer, though; but that's just me. I think the jokes are there already. Maybe the language could be worked a bit, but I go for nonsense myself so I don't mind much. A pointer: if you want to lose the reader, lose them properly so that they have no idea where you're going. Most don't like that but if you do, fuck them. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:09, 17 March 2013 (UTC)

Okay, will do sometime soon :)  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 20:11 3.17.13

For you[edit | edit source]

MShippo37915.jpg Jolly Good Show!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition.
Congratulations.
MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:09. Mar 17. 2013
Thanks!  SIR Peasewhizz de NY Biblio HOS Awards 23:21 3.17.13

Test[edit | edit source]

Sig tests are gay!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 03:05 3.18.13

NO U! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 22:18:08 2013/03/20 UTC

BTW[edit | edit source]

I am still planning to look at gunpowder for you as soon as I can. Sorry for taking so long. Real life is getting in the way. The Woodburninator Wood burning.gif Minimal Effort  04:58, 18 March 2013 (UTC)

That's fine! Thanks!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 12:06 3.18.13

At the risk of sounding too helpful[edit | edit source]

Mate, your writing is really good and I like your ideas. So in case you might wonder why I don't vote for more of your Noms that's because they seem to be rushed rather than being polishing. There used to be a thing here called Pee Review that was required to get a Nom, but now VFH seems to be the new Pee Review. When I start reading your articles I'm eager to vote FOR, and I always find funny ideas, but then they seems to be unfinished. Getting them critiqued on VFH is like tempering iron by fire, but it also gives a hard to live down rep for unfinished Noms. Take your time and really finish them off first. Go for quality rather than quantity. Please don't take this as advice. Its just my sad excuse for not voting more. Keep up the good work and just raise the QC a tad. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 17:46, Mar 18

^ This dude knows what he is talking about...^ I totally agree. I see the "spark" of brilliance in many of Sir Peasewhizz's articles, but many of them also do look rushed. Also, we still have Pee Review, it's just not a requirement for VFH noms currently like it used to be. ....and by the sounds of it you would be great at giving advice and reviewing articles yourself! I have found that my own writing improved a lot by attempting to review others. :) MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:21. Mar 18. 2013
I know what you mean. I've heard this lots before :-) but, one problem that'll always travel with me is that I get bored. Unless there is that one writing that really gets me, it'll be a classic I tell ya! But yeah, please understand my laziness is where my downfall starts. Hence why I refuse to start an article in the mainspace and will only start it in my own userspace. Thanks for the "helpfulness".  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:56 3.18.13
Also, I think your sig is too fat! It's meant to only be 15px or something, as it buggers up the formatting on the page if it's bigger. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:10. Mar 18. 2013
Er, I can't find the reason it's too fat in the coding! Help?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:17 3.18.13
It could be the <big> tags. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 05:23:02 2013/03/19 UTC
And instead of big put <span style="font-size:15px">sig etc</span>. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 05:24:21 2013/03/19 UTC
Already fixed it up, but thanks anyway  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 11:31 3.19.13

Unsignpost[edit | edit source]

Saw this on my talk page. Were you trying to deliver an Unsignpost? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:04, 19 March 2013 (UTC)

Er, no that template puts the page its on the USP delivery list, so I moved it upwards so you don't archive it and get USP deliveries every time in your archives >.<  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:19 3.19.13

Happy Monkey Topic[edit | edit source]

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Your topic for the contest is Ding dong ditching houses . You have 36 hours to write the article (until Friday 03.00 UTC/Thursday 9pm EST). If you want to make it unbook, unreview etc. you can very slightly alter the title. Remember the judging is on creativity and originality more than anything else. Have fun. In the mean time Happy Monkey is leaving various surprises all over your house. --ShabiDOO 14:52, 20 March 2013 (UTC)

People like the UnSignpost because it’s hot! It has the best graphics and everything. Marcus, USP! Step yo’ game up![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 02:28, 21 March 2013 (UTC)

yes hello[edit | edit source]

Could you help me making a bot? I have User:μ registered. I also have the pywikipediabot downloaded, except all the guides are confusing. Can you help (sometime) please? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 18:02:58 2013/03/21 UTC

Do you have the Uncyclopedia family and cygwin terminal?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:25 3.21.13
Huh? — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 19:46:13 2013/03/21 UTC
Hmm we will need to talk on IRC sometime  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:05 3.21.13
I'm on IRC right now. You can get on whenever you're ready. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 20:24:27 2013/03/21 UTC
Grr. It was a *joke* kick. Get back in #uncyclopedia. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Mar 22 '13 0:24 (UTC)

About that collaboration[edit | edit source]

I'll be on IRC for about an hour more today. Get there if you want to talk about it. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 20:20, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

I can't I'm getting ready for baseball.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 20:23 3.24.13
This can wait don't worry. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 21:04, 24 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost’s BONER TIME![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 21:54, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

UnSignpost, bitch[edit | edit source]

I don't have the UnSignpost delivered to my talk page yet and I know there's a new edition. What's going on? I'm a subscriber. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:02, 28 March 2013 (UTC)

Uhhhh... yeah you do. It was delivered on 21:53, 28 March 2013 (UTC) and your claim came two hours after. Silly.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:56 3.29.13
What? I've been hacked? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:22, 29 March 2013 (UTC)
Idk  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 19:59 3.29.13

History of Porn[edit | edit source]

Only seen woman do it and not guys. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:39, 2 April 2013 (UTC)

I, too, only watch women do it.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:41 4.02.13
Horses with women, I watch that. Aleister 20:53 4-4-'13

This isn’t an April Fool’s Day Prank! This is the UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 18:25, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

You will be so proud of me that you will burp...[edit | edit source]

...because I put in more links on the St. Peter's Square article. You were right, it had almost no links. Yikes! You are now absolved of all sins and can go make some more. Al 20:52 4-4-'13

>.< Well I can see my articles lacking votes. You could donate to this cause by donating votes :P  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:05 4.05.13

I have good news and bad news[edit | edit source]

The good news is that Roger Ebert is going to review all the articles you have ever written, the bad news is that he took the easy way out. Madclaw @ talk 21:05, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

Lemme guess, 5 words each category? :P  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:06 4.05.13
@Sir Peasewhizz: Actually, death. ~[ths] UotM My Farticles. Qaplá'! Gobshite of the Month March 2012 Magician of the Month March 2012 Uncyclopedian of the Month November 2012 05:11, 04/05/2013

my pencil is broken because of you[edit | edit source]

god damn it sir peasewhizz. i hate you. — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 21:57:20 2013/04/04 UTC

You broke my pencil first!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:06 4.05.13
well


well


fuck you! — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 03:37:06 2013/04/05 UTC

Thanks for VFHing my article[edit | edit source]

It was a nice surprise logging in today for the first time in weeks to see that an article I wrote years ago would still be relevant enough to still be funny(most get rich quick schemes now days look more professional and a little bit more cleaver now days). Again Thanks--Scott (talk) 23:43, 4 April 2013 (UTC)

No problem :P  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 00:04 4.05.13
You should check my new project sometime User:Scott/Getting Rich:Intro I think I'm going continue writing about schemes since that seems to work.--Scott (talk) 03:34, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

UnBooks[edit | edit source]

Can I create an UnBook using me as the author? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:19, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

I dunno what you're asking. Like say "By MagicBus"?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:20 4.05.13
Yes. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:21, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
I don't see why not.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:22 4.05.13
Do you know anybody else who did this? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:23, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
Zombiebaron has done a couple that have gotten featured.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:25 4.05.13
Okay thanks! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:28, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
No problem ;D  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:29 4.05.13

Bot[edit | edit source]

Do you know how to make a bot or someone who does? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:37, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

I know how but not enough. Dawg and Bizzeebeever can help on the IRC channel.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:40 4.05.13
I'm looking to make a bot for the wiki you joined awhile ago. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:43, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
Oh, no. I wouldn't know how to do it for that.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:44 4.05.13
Do you know anybody who does? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:45, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
Bizzeebeever might.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:45 4.05.13
Link to the IRC channel? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:47, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
Click chatroom under the community portal.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:49 4.05.13
Thanks I'm on right now. Do you want to join? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 17:53, 5 April 2013 (UTC)
I could. But BB doesn't get on until around 9:00 at night most of the time. Since it is Friday, he might be on.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 18:00 4.05.13
There is a lot of people on right now! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 18:01, 5 April 2013 (UTC)

User talk:Matthlock/archive4[edit | edit source]

Don't deliver any more UnSignposts to that page. It's an archive (my apologies for not using the Archive template). If you want me to read it, send it to my current talk page. Thank you. User:Matthlock/sig2 19:53, 6 April 2013 (UTC)

Oh wait. It is also delivered to my talk page. Silly me. This is all Slender's fault, isn't it? User:Matthlock/sig2 19:59, 6 April 2013 (UTC)
DAMN THAT STUPID BOT I OWN. No, lol. Actually, you should remove that USP template from your Archive and remove that USP category from your archive. Those determine which pages to deliver the USP to. So, yeah.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:18 4.06.13

User:Sir Peasewhizz/Mila Kunis[edit | edit source]

I love this! It's a personal passion of mine, if you know what I mean. I'd love to help out on this article. I actually have uploaded a few images of Mila Kunis to this site. If you'd like to see them. There's this: Windows Photo Viewer Wallpaper.jpg And this: Hot Ukrainian chick.jpg I will definitely help you out if you give me ideas as to what you want.

I always want an article on her to be on Uncyclopedia.

For sure, Mila Kunis is the best thing to come out of Ukraine. In fact, I remember once I got spam on my gmail telling me I could get a flight to Ukraine for 70% cheaper than regular airline costs. I'd definitely go, for sure to see where Mila Kunis was born, and also just to take in the culture of "the bridebasket of the world" as some may call it.

So, give me you some of your ideas about Mila Kunis, and we could work together to finish this article about this "very doable subject," if you know what I mean. :) User:Matthlock/sig2 03:42, 10 April 2013 (UTC)

Sounds great! And yeaahhh. Haha. Yo esposa es Mila Kunis. Haha. I'll place the images in there real quick, add whatever you want. But keep the undie photo, AKA the hottest one lol  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:00 4.10.13
Also. If I'm not mistaken, this one uber-lucky Marine or something went on a date with Mila once. I can't remember the facts exactly but I know something of that nature happened. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:28, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
Idk, but I know she's dating Ashton :'(  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:11 4.10.13
Yeah. Just like in That '70s Show. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:16, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, lol. You can start editing it! Lol  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:32 4.10.13
Okay. I don't have time for it now, but I'll cover the part on her acting career once I get the chance. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:39, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
Okay, let's give this woman what she deserves, the best article EVAR.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:42 4.10.13
It would be my pleasure, if you know what I mean. User:Matthlock/sig2 23:43, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
XD  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:52 4.10.13

UnSignpost Time, Folks! I repeat, UnSignpost Time![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 00:36, 11 April 2013 (UTC)

unnews[edit | edit source]

a possible unnews story for you - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22130962 Leverage (talk) 08:09, 13 April 2013 (UTC)

being blocjed sucks[edit | edit source]

Even though this is iust a commedy website we volunteer on...its still a freaky feeling being blocked. While I don't agree with some of zombiebarons blocks...I think here he has a point. Some uncyclopedians see vfh as a kind of duty....to read the articles and vote. Its time consuming. When someone nominated a long string of articles...some good.some awful...it gets tiring and users will stop reading the ones you nominate and maybe even skip that week. I have in the past. Consider to not nominate for a couple months and then only nominate once in a while...and only articles that you think are worth the time it takes for a dozen people to read them and vote. If you do that...then jesus will come back to earth and make some friend...wash your feet...get tortured for a few days and then marry Aleister and adopt two chinese children. And go outside and get some sun and fresh air young man--ShabiDOO 11:01, 14 April 2013 (UTC)

I guess so. Though I already did marry Aleister and adopted two chinese children. I'll go this month nomming only if we need VFH action.  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 17:23 4.14.13

thatcher[edit | edit source]

if you'd retract your vote against margaret on the grounds that you take my point about the list, it would give the iron lady a much needed post-mortal push. Leverage (talk) 20:37, 16 April 2013 (UTC)

On one deal, you see, what I was surprised to see do bad, my current nom with not judging books by its cover, needs a couple more for votes. With all sincerity and truthfulness, I am shocked. And I swore I retracted it. Ahh, what the hey. Maybe you could do me a favor by voting on it?  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 22:37 4.16.13
ahhh the sweet old days of vote swapping. Aleister would be proud. :-) --ShabiDOO 01:01, 17 April 2013 (UTC)
  • Consults with Shabi for best way to answer* Ohhhhh! Judge a book by its cover??? I thought i'd voted for that one already! *goes to vfh with a semi* Leverage (talk) 06:30, 17 April 2013 (UTC)
Lol  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 21:33 4.17.13

UnSignpost, late and lazy![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:42, 19 April 2013 (UTC)

IRC PROBLEMS[edit | edit source]

This is a message from the real user:Denza252 fave coulor purple or gold, delete when crisis is averted.

The 2 Days Tardy USP![edit | edit source]

SLENDERMAN talk (Currently following you) 01:06, 27 April 2013 (UTC)

I had a dream...[edit | edit source]

...and in my dream I was rereading the VFH entry for the Poor People Occupying St. Peter's Square article, and in my dream I read this "Abstain. I want to vote for it but I can't. I think there should be more links. Sir Peasewhizz", and in my dream I remembered putting in many more links due to the call-for-action from this user, and I smiled, knowing a vote was on its way.....and then I woke up, and realized no vote had ever come. That the links sit useless, linked but not really going anywhere. And I tried to go back to sleep to dream a happy ending, but, alas, I stayed awake and watched the tele talk about garlic or rugrats or something. Soon I forgot the dream, as if it had never happened. Just wanted to tell my dream to somebody, and chose you at random. This is a recording. (and sincere thanks for your vote on the Moon article, I really like that one:) Aleister 11:44 29-4-'13

What? Oh is it still up I forgot!  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 23:12 4.29.13

Thanks[edit | edit source]

Thank you very much for nominating me for Writer of the Month, it really, really means a great deal to me, to know all the effort I have put in has not gone completely unnoticed and disregarded in this great community :D IFYMB! 22:05, 1 May 2013 (UTC)

:D  Sir Peasewhizz Biblio HOS Awards 01:45 5.02.13

Your New and Improved Signature[edit | edit source]

I made you a signature you can edit. User:EricIsOnFire/sig To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:EricIsOnFire/sig}} instead of the one you are using now.

Looks like this right now:  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards

~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:11, 4 May 2013

Thankies! A million times !  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:28 5.05.13

lololololololololololollolollooololololololololololololololol[edit | edit source]

you broke the unsignpost. we all hate you go die. you are a gay, — Capitalis quadrata Y.SVG (talk) (contributions) 01:03:03 2013/05/12 UTC

It'll be back next month :D  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 00:51 5.13.13

Week-old news two weeks late: The UnSignpost![edit | edit source]

-RAHB 04:38, 11 June 2013 (UTC)

So[edit | edit source]

I heard you may be the youngest uncyc user... Is this true? --The Slayer of Zaramoth DungeonSiegeAddict510 05:35, 14 June 2013 (UTC) (Seriously, I should update my sig)

Es possible. Yo es 14 años.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 16:48 6.20.13
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I wanted to be the youngest!--The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 23:53, 20 June 2013 (UTC)
How old are you Denza?? ;) IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 23:55 20 June 2013
15, pronounced fyph-tyeaen! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 17:43, 21 June 2013 (UTC)(or something)

I peed[edit | edit source]

I have reviewed your article on Pee Review. Hope it is informative.

Woah[edit | edit source]

You're back!! How was your trip to Saturn? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 17:02 20 June 2013

It was very different... haha  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 18:29 6.21.13
Were there aliens? Did the aliens have hula hoops? Where is the picture of an alien spinning hula hoops? --Tumb13weed (talk) 20:24, 24 June 2013 (UTC)

Heeeeeeeeey Pease! Are you back with us? And I too would like to see this alien with the hula hoops. For science, of course. -RAHB 04:16, 26 June 2013 (UTC)

Yeah I'll be checking in every so often until school starts back up and I have nothing to do but masturba--- I mean write articles since school will waste most of my day and the baseball season will be at an end.  Special:Contribs/Sir Peasewhizz Sir Peasewhizz ... Biblio . HOS . Awards 18:35 6.30.13
Groovy. -RAHB 18:53, 30 June 2013 (UTC)
Pegasus burger? (I should put pegasusburger in my sig) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 07:20, 26 June 2013 (UTC)