This Man
This Man (you know, that one) is a man who thousands of people have purportedly seen in their dreams. It is said that anyone who sees This Man in their dreams will eventually die, at some point.
Experiences[edit | edit source]
There have been numerous accounts of people meeting This Man in their dreams. Andrea Natella, the discoverer of This Man, has confessed that it was all a viral marketing hoax, but he’s probably just lying.
Attractiveness[edit | edit source]
This Man has been described as being very handsome, in an ugly sort of way. He has very thick eyebrows. Maybe suspiciously thick. He must be hiding something.
Personality[edit | edit source]
This Man’s personality varies depending on who sees him. Sometimes he is filled with wisdom and gives life advice; sometimes he’s very goofy; and sometimes he’s a huge moron. It’s unknown which of these is truly him; he could just be acting, or maybe he has multiple personality disorder.
Favorite color[edit | edit source]
It’s amaranth.
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