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I'm shocked

You archived over a day ago. You're only now getting despoiled. Honestly, I'm shocked. Oh, and the obligatory raep. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 22/06 17:01

RA- oh nevermind. Anyway, unsignpost!

The latest unsignpost is ready for delivery, Dudicles! I don't have the link with me, but if you could find it, that would ease my pain. Thank you again, man!   Le Cejak <17:43, 27 Jun 2008>

You ordered a link, kind sirs? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 27/06 17:47
ha! Thank you HV!   Le Cejak <17:48, 27 Jun 2008>
Pong! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:09, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:45, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Next Edition

Yeah, I think that the latest UnSignpost edition is about ready to go, a week late. Wanna fire up THEDUDEBOT and make the delivery sometime early on thursday? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:54, Jul 9

Yea. I'll deliver it at midnight. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:01, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Which midnight would this be? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:26, Jul 11
Yeah, I want my two dinars back. Where is my damn paper? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:43, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Sorry, I've been busy recently and havent really had the time to get tdb running. I'll do it by tonight. hopefully Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 21:47, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

And the next

Hey there again Dudeman (I rebelliously eschew the all-caps!) would you mind awfully feeding the Dudebot another lump of coal and starting him up to deliver the latest, hand-crafted issue of the already-legendary UnSignpost please? Would be most mightily obliged to you! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:51, Jul 17

'Lo? Dude? What's up? I've seen you around since I posted this, so either you're busy, you forgot, or you're purposely ignoring me for a reason best known to yourself. Is it because you don't get paid as paperboy? How would a cookie and a nice template do you? /me smiles winningly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:09, Jul 19
Hey man. Sorry bout that. Yea I've been busy as shit. I havent had a free second at my computer sence 10 am friday mountian time. I'll do that now. But the cookie would definitly be nice. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:44, 20 July 2008 (UTC)
I know how that feels. As the summer goes on, I'm getting busier and busier, and making fewer and fewer contribs to this place. Still, much obliged to you, cookie and cake are forthcoming. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:29, Jul 20
Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:08, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for restoring my Adam Carolla article

I really appreciate you restoring my page after Smuggler tried to blank it out. He did have a point about being a little too over the top with the article, so I trimmed it down a bit. But thank you anyway for the restore. --teflongone001 17:42, 20 July 2008 (UTC)Teflongone001

No problem man. Its what I do. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 06:42, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Activate THEDUDEBOT signal

So yeah, the latest issue is all primed and ready to go. If that cookie and cake is still tiding you over, would you mind sending the paperbot on his merry way? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:11, Jul 23

Armed and ready. I was about to deliver before i noticed that it was still wendsday. So, i think i'm gonna wait till tonight to do it. dont worry, it will happen on time. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Cool! /me eagerly waits by his letterbox for a paper he edited. Any... minute... now... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:13, Jul 24
Shiping now. But i might have to stop it mid way due to time constraints. but i can restart it. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:34, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:47, 24 July 2008 (UTC)


hey dudeman, i submit to you this week's signpost, for you to finalize/distribute as you will. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:07, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Bug me again tomorow. never before thursdays. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:25, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
ah, sorry. i won't be around until about 17:00 UTC, i hope that isn't too late. on second thought, it's never too late, the people will get their news when we say so, dammit! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:41, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
Thats the spirit! Now if only i had that kind of power regarding this xbox here. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:37, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
hey dudeman, the signpost is all set whenever you and your robot buddy are ready. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:24, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
meh. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
Hmm, well I've already given you templates as incentives - guess I showed my hand a bit early there. How about I tickle THEDUDEBOT under the chin and say nice things about him to the milkman? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:05, Aug 3
That'll do it. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:17, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Update. I think I've put this off long enough. I'm firing up mah butt rite nao. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 07:17, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:57, 5 August 2008 (UTC)


hey dude, the latest issue is set to go, for you delivering pleasure, at your leisure. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:56, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

good luck. I don't have my computer and can't deliver it till it gets fixed. Ask fnoodle. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:58, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:24, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

signpost (geez, this is getting repetitive with the headers, no?)

hey dudeman, the latest issue is set. i assume the dudebot is still down and out, so i'll deliver it when i get the chance. just drop me a line when he's feeling better. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:35, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:49, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 12:39, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:05


latest issue is done. can dudebot deliver? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:23, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 4th, 2008

―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:43

UnSignpost: September 11th, 2008

MantiBot Icons-flag-au.png Owner 11:32, 17 September 2008 (UTC)


What's going on? I haven't talked to you in forever. A pox on human civilization if we don't talk soon. Leave me a message sometime! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:07, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I'm doing allright. Yourself? I'm currently allowing myself to be overtaken by superficial things and am enjoying my hair today. It looks really good. Are you having a randomly good hair day? I sure hope so. I wonder what you look like. I'll make a random picture of you sometime, and upload it so you can see. Don't assume I'm a good artist, I suck. Just know. As I'm rambling, I'm gonna be off. Talk soon! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:55, 3 October 2008 (UTC)
Haha. You are a guy :P I'm just a normal, self-conscious teenage girl! Yes, I'll have to set about making that. This'll be fun! Dandy is a peachy-keen word! I think I'll have to use it soon. Hey, I'll be on tomoroww (IRC) around...5-6, then 8-9. But I dunno if we have a time difference...we'll see! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:26, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 3rd, 2008

-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:22, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:34, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:28, 21 October 2008 (UTC)


What happened to the all? Where did they go? Can they be fixed? No one seems to want to answer any bot-related questions of mine, is this some sort of conspiracy? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:12, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

answers is order.
They died. Or at least TheDudeBot is broken
They're hiding from you
There is no cabal. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:18, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
Ok.... can I make one? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:29, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:14, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008

MrN9001 12:56, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, dude man, do you think you can beat me in pool? --Dimpy 19:37, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 20th November2008

MrN9001 20:51, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008

MrN9001 21:11, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

So, I hear THEDUDEBOT is looking for gainful employment?

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/12-04-08 - if you wouldn't mind. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:08, Dec 4

Yes. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:49, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
something is wrong at the moment. AWB isn't letting me load as a bot. I'll fix it when i get home at 4. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 19:06, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Delivering now.Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:27, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)

Too slow sir! MrN9001 18:52, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

Yea I know. Something's wrong with my AWB. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 11th December

MrN9001 21:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:45 Dec 21


Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:47, Dec 24

Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:16, 25 December 2008 (UTC)


Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)


Did you notice the article we're colonizing this week? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

No. Which one is it.
Look at the main page you lazy sod. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:19, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Big Lebowski. I've been meaning to "aquire" that movie and watch it. I'll help after i watch it. Article looks like shit though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:07, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Are you serious!?!? You haven't seen it? This is like The dude movie. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:10, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
I know. I just never think about it when i have nothing to do and whenever someone reminds me I'm busy as fuck. I'll watch it tonight. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 16:14, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:08, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:35, 15 January 2009 (UTC)


Oh. Okay... luckily I can't make one here. These backups are usually for unbanning me on some wikis SO I could post my last wish before I re-ban myself, and that's why.

For welcoming IPs, well, I thought it would be nice to do so. Sorry about that too...

I will put my signatures, like I always do. For my USER PAGES and some I.Ps, I don't due to me being sometimes secretive. And look! I'm gonna sign now!

Have a glorious day! --Alex001 (Uncyclopedia) 04:29, 28 January 2009 (UTC)


UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:19, Feb 5

UnSignpost 12th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:51, Feb 11

UnSignpost 19th February2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:15, Feb 19

UnSignpost 26th February 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:28, Feb 26


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