User:Teflongone001

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Articles originated and open to rewrites:

• God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you

News Articles originated and open to rewrites:

• Penguins Die From Too Much Intelligence
• Man Bites Clam...Clam Eats Man

Articles I Like to Read:

• Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!"
• Stephen Colbert
• War on Humor
• Awkward Conversation
• Spontaneous Combustion
• Sarah Plain and Tall