User:RONALD MCDONALD JR.
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Do not restore[edit | edit source]
List of Dead People[edit | edit source]
- Osama bin Laden (Killed after his Ikea bed fell on him and crushed him to death)
- Piglet (swine flu, the son of Porky Pig and Miss Piggy was famous for giving kids the swine flu when he visited The Magic School Bus on March 3, 2001, even Ms. Frizzle had the disease, everyone except Piglet, and one of the kids died at The Scrappy Doo Medical Center, the survivor was sent to an orpan house, Piglet was given Mucinex and sent home.)
- Porky Pig (swine flu, the father of Piglet.)
- Brenda Chance (shot by Ronald McDonald in McDonald Returns.)
- Pillsbury Dough Boy (Parkinsons, Colon Cancer, a yeast infection, complications from repeated pokes in the belly, and a heart attack)
- Yogi Bear (lymphoma and died in the operating room, longtime friend of Porky Pig and Smokey Bear)
- Xanglor (rectal cancer, died in jail, Yogi Bear's sidekick)
- Winnie the Pooh (Heart attack, was a long time honey eatting bear)
- Trix Rabbit (gum cancer)
- Pillsbury Dough Boy (cancer)
- Daphne Blake (shot by Ronald McDonald in McDonald's Murder.)
- Adolf Hitler (shot by the FBI in Hollywood, CA, on April 12, 1989 after he and Ronald McDonald kidnapped and tried to kill Scooby and Scrappy Doo, Shaggy Rogers, and Daphne Blake, and trying to take over the United States of America, McDonald and his goons were arrested.)
Drugs for Kool Kids[edit | edit source]
During the late 1930s, and early 1990s, concerned authorities/parents needed a sure-fire way to destroy unwanted, illegal recreational drugs, the full effects of which were not even known. Many drugs didn't burn well, some were illegally consumed by those designated to burn them, and still others ended up on the streets, making their way into the bodies of America's children. Other potential methods of disposal were often dangerous, and very costly. The United States government issued a challenge to the American people: find a viable solution to the drug disposal problem.
Plane Crash victims[edit | edit source]
- Shaggy and his girlfriend Googie
- Scooby & Scrappy Doo
- Daffy Duck
- Stan Marsh
- Larry Johnson
- Disco Jesus
- Stephen Colbert
- Lil Wayne
- Emo Hitler
- Scratch
- Grounder
- Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable and Rufus
- Stewie Griffin
- Cream the Rabbit
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Donald Trump
- Wile E. Coyote
- Dark Jesus
- Christopher Reeve & Grue of Grue's Clues
- Tom of Thomas and Friends
- Dora the Explorer and Boots
- Bart Simpson
- Hannah Montana
- The Hoodrats gang
- Cousin Skeeter's father
- Darth Benedict XVI
- Ren and Stimpy
- Bindi Irwin
- Gary Coleman
- Harry Potter
- Samurai Jack
- Black Trebek robot
- Jessica Alba
- Johnny Test
- Ernie and Bert
- Lumpy
- Black Jesus
- The Shih Tzus
- Mama Luigi
- Mario
- Luigi
- Jesus H. Christ
- Original Jesus
- Gay Jesus
- Billy Mays
- King Jesus
- Noah from Noah's Ark: The Movie (1998)
- Steve Burns of Grue's Clues
- Jesus Fucking Christ, (known also as Jesus Arnold John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wallace Alistair Lopez Knox I-Like-Cakes Samba Francesco Whoop-Ass Indiana Where-did-I-put-my-Ricky-Martin Gareth Alexander Clayton bat-fuck-insane Clemens Hussein Copacabana Chirst)
- Spy vs. Spy
- The Mummy from Noah's Ark: The Movie (1998)
- Aunt Jemima
- The California Raisins
- The Hostess Twinkies
- Cap'n Crunch and Jean Lafoote
- Toucan Sam
- Evil Jesus from the play Joseph and the Amazing Techincolor Dream Puppy Coat (1967)
- Jesus of Nazareth and his band The Baddies featuring MC Jesus and Raptor Jesus
- Republican Jesus
- Ollie Bear
- Jesus Marx
- Ultra Jesus
- Jesús
- Jesus-Sonic
- The Pilots: Captains Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
- some pet Shih Tzu's
- Steve Irwin, the Jesus of crocs
The Crash[edit | edit source]
The trio had arrived in LA on September 14th to open a "The Guantanamo" branch in the middle west. This was the third branch of the popular nightclub besides the ones in Las Vegas NV and Dallas TX. On the afternoon of September 24, 2008 they were preparing for a fourth opening of the night club in Dehli City but things went terribly wrong. They flown on Us Airlines plane #2900, bound to Dehli City. It took off from Lax airport at 2:45 pm. When they almost got there Ronald McDonald and his evil friends (Cookie Monster, Grimace, Birdie, and Big Mac) in their new copter shot the plane, the 1st engine came off and blew up on the ground. Shaggy and Scooby were located in their seats. The boys final words were No matter how many sluts and whores i have bang, nothing can compare to your face Scoob, Rawwwr how sweet. Im rearry gonna miss the taste of your cherry flavored cum. Scrappy's last words were It's over, we're all going to burn to death and see God!
The Plane landed on the ground, fliped over twice and stuck the Departure area at The Dehli World Airport blowing the plane and the airport up into a ball of fire, and the copter did not make it back to LA, the FBI shot the plane down a few blocks away from the fire into the ocean, they arrested McDonald and his friends, they were released on $20,000 bail.
The plane had strucked the ground at around 4:56 pm in downtown Dehli City destroying the airport.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Al Qaeda Homepage
- Al Qaeda Initiation Rights
- USAma
- Infidel Fried Chicken
- Osaka bin Laden
- Obama Bin Laden
- Londrés
- Lets a-Samba ~ Mario
- Mr. Bean Laden
- Al Qaeda Chicken
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