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By the way...[edit source]

RAPE! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:30, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Cheers. Wait, what am I saying? HELPP!! Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 10:16, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Proofread[edit source]

Hi, I've heard somewhere that you used to proofread so, if one day you have some time to kill, could you proofread my article, please ? --Monsieur William Little 13:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

thanks![edit source]

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Orian57 would like to thank you!

For voting him Playwright of the Month! He appreciates it and is also uncertain about why he is speaking in third person - he hates that. Seriously though, thanks, I'll almost certainly do more in the future.

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:04 1 August 2009

Pee Request[edit source]

I would like you to review my article on Pee Review, since you're awesome at scripts, and pretty good at reviewing, so yeah. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 01:33, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Wait, nevermind. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:15, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit source]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

PEEING[edit source]

Just to mention: if you're interested in joining another usergroup, you meet all the requirements for PEEING. Get a userbox! Get called a Fresh Stain! Get - er, well, that's about it actually. But people will know your piss is quality stuff, if that counts for anything... 'Course, it's not compulsory, so you can ignore this completely if you like. It's a free country - well, some of 'em pretend to be. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:31, Aug 6

JOIN OR DIE! WE'LL STEAL A VITAL ORGAN AT RANDOM AND THEN CHARGE YOU TO GET IT BACK!!! That's how you do recruitment drives, UU, none of this new-age "being reasonable" guff.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:35 6 August 2009
I feel honoured. Hey, why not? Nameable mumble? 15:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
Now work the potatoe patch, pig-cunt!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:48 6 August 2009
Sure thing, monkey-twat! Nameable mumble? 15:50, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
/me lashes you with a whip/ No talking!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:51 6 August 2009
/me talks with mouthful of whip/ No whipping! (Well, less whipping, anyway). Nameable mumble? 15:54, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Cheerio[edit source]

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50% off

your next prescription of Cheerios (avenasativa) tablets.
Offer valid only in California. Offer applies only with a doctor's consent and prescription. Thank you for voting for the featuring of Cheerios. Your support is much appreciated. Discount available only before time on signature. Therefore discount is void everywhere. Sorry.
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Thus we have serial cereal features! Surreal, huh? Thanks for voting. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 15:58, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

More Undead Thanksplate![edit source]

UnBooksDaddytheresazombieinthegarden.jpg Doug would like to thank you! Again!

For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse! And be the best article of July 09!

We should continue to work on Daddys New Wife, Cheif gave us a pee review and I put it on the talk page, maybe you'd like to look over it and make some corrections? I think it too has potential for greatness.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:23 15 August 2009

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:01, Aug 18

Thank you from the world of High Art[edit source]

User:POTR/Postmodern

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:13, Aug 24

I have no idea[edit source]

Whether I gave you this before, but...

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I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Nameable, found. Amazing.

               zh              09:44 September 3



I hate this template.                zh              09:44 September 3

Oregon Trail[edit source]

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The Oregon Trail Society

would like to thank you for your support of UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail. Here, in return, is a copy of the only color colour photograph of the "traffic jelly" at South Pass.
Just make sure you don't lose it while you cross the river.


A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:48 3 Sep 2009]

UnSignpost 4th September[edit source]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 93th[edit source]

Likewise, please think of the badly serial blankers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:19, 7 September 2009

Attention Colonizers![edit source]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Nameable. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:28, 11 Sep

UnSignpost September 10/17[edit source]

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:18, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit source]

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:31, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:30, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit source]

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UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit source]

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Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit source]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:39, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit source]

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:06, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit source]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:10, Jan 18

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit source]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:36, Jan 21

Please forgive me my buccaneering[edit source]

Also please forgive me for posting the same notice on more than one person's talk page. Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization finally finished its latest effort, Transformers. Actually, it had been on IC for four months and no one objected to a couple notices about it being moved to mainspace. So I asked admin and IC member MrN9000 to move it, which he did, complete with talk page and history, which I greatly appreciated. Then I wondered when someone would update the list at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board, but saw the note "Tagstit, SysRq, and Gerry are the only ones who need to be editing this template." But sadly, the most recent Uncyclopedia edit by a member of the trilogy was two months ago. MrN9000 basically said if it was OK with active colonizer Optimuschris it was OK with him if I updated the list, which was all I planned to do. But then MrN said "Consider yourself the new director of IC." I really appreciate his help and encouragement, but all I was trying to do was get the list updated, and now I'm afraid I may have unintentionally stepped on some toes. I would be happy to carry this through the next article, if that's not a problem with anyone in IC, but never intended to cause a conflict with anyone. Please let me know if there's a problem here, and what we can do to fix it. You can see the discussions here and there. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:50, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Semi-official Imperial Colonization[edit source]

For once, a short note from me. I'm apparently now running Imperial Colonization. I plan to open it up for nominations for the next colonization on Sunday, 31 January 2010, so will make an official announcement then. In the meantime, I've made some changes, and would love suggestions (see Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization). Thanks for any help you can give me! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:51, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit source]

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ATTENTION COLONIZER[edit source]

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:31, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit source]

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ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit source]

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:10, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit source]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit source]

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UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit source]

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User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:36, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit source]

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UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit source]

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User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Why plank King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:37, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit source]

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Batman Review[edit source]

I just read through ‎your review--some perceptive comments, and very helpful. I think we can significantly improve the article because of your advice. Big Bat Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  13:45, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

We've made a number of changes as per your review--if you don't mind, could you briefly say what you think of it now? Also see here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:40, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

The article's been copied to main space. See what you think. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:21, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Saw your comment and that you nommed it; thanks. It's got a score of 6 so far. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:56, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Mercy move[edit source]

I've moved your UnNews article here for upgrading. The concept is hilarious. However, it's hardly UnNews format, and it's a badly written piece. Give it little more of an UnNews feel, think it through, and you have the makings of a great article. persevere! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:42, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews[edit source]

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Would You Mind Reviewing My Article Please?[edit source]

Here. This is my second article, and I think Its pretty good. Link to article. M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 22:40, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I've done it. Nameable mumble? 21:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit source]

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:16, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

VFH 101[edit source]

Again, I appreciate your help on Batman. But a note that when you nom an article for VFH, the first thing the nominator should do is put a

{{VFH}}

tag on the article. In the case of an article that's been nommed before, you need to specify it's the current version. For example, as the current nom is listed as Batman (IC version), the tag would be

{{VFH|nompage=Batman (IC version)}}

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:53, March 25, 2010 (UTC)


Per the front page[edit source]


~Jewriken.GIF 17:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeWii 22:37, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit source]

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:48, Apr 2 2010 UTC