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Oh hai[edit source]

Would you like to adopt me? I'm totally cute, and almost bathroom trained. --BurgerQueen 12:00, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Love to! But we'll have to work on that bathroom training. --THE 16:17, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

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conservation[edit source]

hey THE, it seems rewrite week is either set to start on the 15th or should have started on the 1st. either way, will you be running it? i'll be glad to take over if you're not up for it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:04, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

I...guess it starts on the fifteenth! And you can go ahead and take over...I'd love to play a more prominent role but senior year is killin' me. The last year of preschool is always the hardest. But be warned: if you mismanage rewrite week, I'll have you assassinated. --THE 22:16, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
ok, will do. so what exactly does this entail? i assume setting up the pages, bugging an admin to put a template at the top of the main page on the 15th, handing out awards...anything else? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:27, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, just set up the page the same way Jocke did the first two times, and irritate the first admin you find. That's pretty much it. --THE 18:00, 6 September 2008 (UTC)

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―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 5/09 16:49

Fukc[edit source]

fukcing dano fakcing changed his fukcing password so fukcing now I can't fukcing pretend to fakcing be him no more


fukc in a fukcin a bucket

so, how's i k

jus gettin over the fatc that I can't no longer ask for homework explanations. not that'll be needed anyways but--Polystyrene Man 02:32, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

I know. No fun. I asked him what the new password was today but (surprisingly) he had completely forgotten. --THE 18:25, 9 September 2008 (UTC)


Blopopopopopopopopop visits...[edit source]

--Blopopopopopopopopop 03:43, 10 September 2008 (UTC)Hey, how's it goin over here? Got any Holy Grails?

Hey dude. I'm doin' good. And yes, I have several Holy Grails. --THE 20:34, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

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-- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:27, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

Where the hell are you?[edit source]

Cajek asked.   Le Cejak <12:45 Oct 10, 2008>

I've been really busy with school and work, so I don't have as much free time as I'd like. It kinda sucks, actually. I'm not gone though, I'll never leave uncyclopedia, unless someone offers me an ample amount of cash. THE responded. --THE 18:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
We need to do one of those contests again Cajek suggested.   Le Cejak <20:40 Oct 10, 2008>
Agreed. Tentatively, I could maybe possibly do it Monday, sort of perhaps. I'll get back to you with a less ridiculous answer over the weekend. THE screamed quietly. --THE 22:33, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
I'm a passing Admin, Bureaucrat and multidimensional semi-divine being. I thought I'd pop by and tell you how great I really am. Thanks! Mhaille waves at Cajek -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

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Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:30, Nov 6

a page to vandalise[edit source]

here's another user page to vandalise

Regards,

Lunakeet

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MrN9001 12:55, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Hi[edit source]

Just to say I think you're a legend. Hail THE! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:53, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you sir. I, being rather modest, don't think of myself as a legend. Instead, I consider myself a sort of God, only different, because I exist. --THE 23:32, 16 November 2008 (UTC)

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MrN9001 21:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Card[edit source]

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Here is my card.

The Saint has generously left you his card. Give him a call when you're ready to take things a little more seriously.
Why so serious?


Since you have my card, float on over to my user page and sign my hall of fame. It would be an honor to have your signature.


Jimmy the Hellhound 16:52, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit source]

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PARTY LIKE IT'S 5769

if you're not Jewish, party anyway

Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING


Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit source]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

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Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]

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Merry Christmas 2008 From Sawblade5


Here's a Potato Christmas Tree For You!
Caution the Grue protecting this tree!


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About Sex Article[edit source]

Hi, I noticed you reverted my Sex article rewrite[1]. How could i have written it better so that it survives the scissors? Danke schon! :-) - Red1 00:00, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

To be honest, I was a bit hasty in reverting it. I was in a hurry, I saw that the sex article was all different, so I just hit the revert button without much consideration. As you probably would guess, that article gets a lot of crappy contributions from 10 year old editors, so I have to revert a LOT of stuff. I'll reread your rewrite and let you know what I think! Sorry for reverting your work. --THE 21:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
Heh, no problem and thanks for been honest and humble. I thought you were God, (from your talk page!). So i will wait for your review and then i will continue to incorporate some good stuff from the older pieces into it. At first i found this page asking for some rewrite, and when i was going through it was not easy to do so without putting in a completely new theme, which i did as differentiated from another Sexual Intercourse. I like to inject hunanistic satire. Thanks and Happy New Year 2009! - Red1 22:33, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

MrN9001 01:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Requesting assisstance[edit source]

THE: I have seen your aricle making abilites (I nominated one of them, which was featured.) Thus, I have a catastrophic meltdown i'd like you to help with. Rod Blagojevich needs a steamroller, and I think you could rewrite it.Pl0x?Saberwolf116 04:17, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Sure! I'll work on it sometime this week (or this weekend, at the lastest). Thanks for nomming my article by the way! :) --THE 21:05, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

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THE!!![edit source]

You are THE!!!! alive! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes indeed! I'm still around, though I don't contribute much at the moment because I'm lazy busy. Uncyclopedia hasn't seen the last of me! Unless I get hit by a meteor, in which case it has. --THE 17:31, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
THE! I reiterate the comments of Mordillo! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:02, Mar 22
TheLedBalloon! Yes, I am alive, and I have returned! And when I say I've returned, I mean that I come back to check my watchlist every now and then! But I am alive! Good to see you're still around. --THE 04:07, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

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