User:Blopopopopopopopopop
Origin[edit | edit source]
Blopopopopopopopopop is a user created in 2000 on a website known as Neopets. Sadly, this user had no life and his brain was sucked from his skull. It now resides somewhere inside the Flying Dutchman, along with Jack Sparrow's cerebral cortex. Sad, really...
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Blopopopopopopopopop, or Blopop for short, started with humble origins - though he would be destined for great things. As soon as he was created (circa 05/20/90), he looked up and said, "WTFOMGDIE!?!?" Later it would be discovered that he had actually said, "OMGWTFDIE!?!?" True story.
Mission[edit | edit source]
Soon after creation, Blopop decided that he wanted more out of life. Mainly, he wanted more out of life than what he was getting. This can also be taken to mean that he wanted less nothing out of life than that that was coming his way. So, in response for his unstoppable urge to argue, he began the EPIC QUEST!!!
The EPIC QUEST!!![edit | edit source]
The EPIC QUEST!!! is the name given to the quest taken by Blopop from 2003-1874. By arguing with Xbox fanboys, Blopop was unknowingly creating a rip in the space time continuum through which he was sucked. He landed in the middle of the Civil War. After using in-depth, high-tech skills to beat the south, (mainly bludgeoning them with about 10 Xboxes) Blopop was given one wish. He used this to bring his good pal, Hartewyu, back to the past with him. Hartewyu appeared in a flurry of protein shake residue, and after feeling his muscles for upwards of half an hour, they decided to venture on in their quest for the HOLY GRAIL!!!
Quest for the Holy Grail[edit | edit source]
Before their quest could begin, Hartewyu and Blopop had to return to the future. The setback, however, was the fact that neither one of them knew just how to do it. So, to fix this problem, they visited the sacred Uncyclopedia and returned to the future without any help from any make-believe organization such as the Cabal.
Affiliates (Friends)[edit | edit source]
Blopop is thought to have many friends. Some of them are listed below.
Hartewyu
Neodragon61
Scipiomassim
Just to name a few. Really, though, this is about all he's got. I mean really, who's he got to befriend? Nobody? Thought so.