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Best Korea 중국령 제2구역 Great Leader's Manifestation as Dear Leader of our Glorious Righteous Holy Democratic People's Republican Government of the People of Best Korea The Kim's | |||||
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| Motto: 우리 주변은 지옥입니다. 북한은 우리의 낙원이다. | |||||
| Anthem: "Song of our Dear leader General Kim Il-sung" | |||||
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| Capital | Pyongyang | ||||
| Largest city | The Kims personal residence (and resting place) | ||||
| Official language(s) | Heavily accented North Korean, English | ||||
| Government | Our Great Successor Leader Kim Jong-un | ||||
| ‑ God | Our Supreme Dear Former Leader Kim Jong-Il | ||||
| ‑ Jesus Christ | Our Supreme Great Successor Kim Jong-un | ||||
| ‑ Eternal | Our Supreme Dear Former Leader Kim Il-Sung | ||||
| ‑ Our great soldiers | Korean People's Army | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Our Supreme Dear Leader Kim Jong-un | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | In 1945 from Evil Japanese Imperialists Re-enforced in 1951 from Evil American Imperialists and so-called "South Korean" puppets | ||||
| Currency | US Imperialist currency, Euros or Pretzels (for foreigners) | ||||
| Religion | The Dear Leader's Religion, Created For The People | ||||
| Population | Depends on the Supreme Dear Leader's Mood | ||||
| Major exports | Nuclear threats | ||||
| Major imports | Foreign aid | ||||
“I made it work! LOL!”
“The foreigners ask, 'What is the proof that North Korea is Best Korea?' I tell them, 'Because no other nation is as good as us. Do you not think I am a God? Then you all can kiss my Korean ass and I will whip all of you upside down with my godly powers'”
“세계는우리를부러워하고있다. (The world will envy us!)"”
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The Glorious, Great, Democratic, Fair, Equitable, Impartial, Just, Partisan, Unbiased, Unprejudiced, Square and Beneficial Prosperous People's litter-free friendly Agricultural-Surplus Nuclear-free Flower Basket Loving Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korean: 영광스럽고 위대하고 민주적이며 공정하며 평등하고 공평하며 공정하고 모든 좋은 형용사를 묘사 한 조선; South Korean: 우리는 그것을 북한이라고 부릅니다.) is the world's greatest nation situated on the northern two-thirds of the Korean Peninsula. The most magnificent city on the globe is our dear capital of Pyongyang. Despite the claims by the US imperialists that it is reclusive and isolationist, it is openly willing to maintain friendly diplomatic relations with other nations, including the US, with whom we would rather maintain peaceful relations with than the absolutely terrible possibility of war with them, although our glorious leader (peace be upon his glorious hair and smile) would be certain to lead us to victory should such a disastrous scenario arise. Even if we are isolationists, we still need to protect ourselves from threats and rely on ourselves to prosper.
It is a magnificent country, led by glorious Kim Jong-un who is the Creator of the World, Savior of the Human Race, and the Most honest, kindhearted, fair, intelligent, caring, powerful, holy, honorable, mighty, glorious person in history, the infinitely charismatic champion of human rights and World,, is what many other foreign religions call God. He is fantastic at praying Magic: The Gathering and has the biggest Mana poor you have ever seen. He is regarded by many as the greatest being that the entirety of humanity has ever seen, approached only by his own father, Kim Jong-il, the Eternal President and Kim Jong-il's equally glorious father, Kim Jong-un's grandfather of the nation, Great Leader, Kim Il-sung.
The People's History[edit | edit source]
The outside world may live in denial of the true history of the DPRK, but here, we publish what is the truth!
Origins of the DPRK[edit | edit source]
According to our leaders' version of history, Korea has been independent for a long time eons ago ruling other nations in Asia until the Chinese, Japanese and Russians appeared and make the Korean kingdom smaller. Even worse is that the Japanese, who are considered our enemy number one at the time, invaded Korea, and there was no hope until our Great Leader and founded Kim Il-sung appeared and fought off 15 000 Japanese soldiers and freed Korea from the Japanese. He even used his everlasting great power to destroy the Japanese and finished off World War II, although the US tried to claim credit that they managed to bring the Japanese to their knees with their atomic bombs.
However, not all the Koreans, especially those at the south, who has been blinded by benefits of democracy and freedom, are unappreciative of our leader's efforts. The US want to bring our oppressive communist government down, by launching a surprise attack on us, starting the Korean War. This is so unfair! However, our great General Kim Il Sung managed to fend off the rebellious South Koreans and US troops and banished them from the Korean peninsula onto hell, or what is known today as south Korea (with the small 's'!). Never before has there been an instance when the entire people united in strength to deal a decisive blow to a formidable enemy! North Korea is thus formed to protect those loyal to the communists. One day, we will use our nuclear arsenal to bring the world on their knees!
After Korean War[edit | edit source]
After the devastating damage caused by the rebellion during the Korean War, our great leader Kim Il Sung restored our nation back to its supposed glory, with his great plans for Pyongyang, the Korean Wall on the DMZ to fend off invaders, and the gulags for the traitors, US imperialists and collaborators and those who attempt to sabotage our leader's plans.
Due to our Great Leader's plans, our economy is way much better than the south's who is still picking up dirt for the US. However, in the 1970s, unforeseen circumstances has led to our downfall. Famines, plagues and terrible things came into our land, all because the US deliberately engineered this to bring us to the corner! We will not submit! Even if the Soviet Union crashes down or our close friends in China abandon us, we will stand in the face of crisis!
However, having trying hard to protect our beloved land, the Great Heart of our Great Leader stopped beating on July 8, 1994. You can never imagine how much tears we cried out! Our tears helped to avert the water shortage in our nation, but that's another story. Fortunately, his son Kim Jong-il is willing to lead us! To bring up our economy, the new Kim militarised our nation. Our nation has defences we have never seen before, such as missiles, nuclear weapons and nuclear whatever (warheads?). Of course, all of this has been planned by the previous Kim, so we have no problems constructing nuclear test sites and launching them. Sadly, the world misunderstands our nuclear tests and want us to denuclearise. What rubbish! We have spent like a billion Korean won on these and tell us to remove them?!
Our second greatest leader, not fearing the hell and shit outside North Korea, engages in dialogue with the south. Ahh, finally they want to talk to us! Under the south's ignorant policy, known as the Sunshine Policy, we managed to get free stuff and North Korea is better. What we don't understand is why they stopped the policy when we started launching missiles?
Sadly Kim Jong Il is not as immortal as we think, but he still lives on in our new leader Kim Jong Un, the Great Successor of the world! Under some investigations, he justly killed some of his family members, some soldiers and whatnots so that he can rule a criminal-free nation! In 2018 he boldly met several people, such as China's Xi Jinping, south Korea's Moonie Moon Jae-in and also his colleague in US called Donald Trump in Singapore for the 2018 North Korea–United States summit. Are we opening up North Korea to the world? One day we will show our glory to the dark world and bring light to them!
Present Day North Korea[edit | edit source]
Recently because our leader has stopped launching nuclear threats, people have been taking intensively with our Great Successor. However, we will like to emphasise that the south and the US are still our enemies, and we need sanctions to be lifted so that our Great Leader can implement has a greater plan for improving the country's economy.
How our great country is managed[edit | edit source]
North Korea is the only country in the world that is actually ruled by the dead: Kim Il Sung, the grandfather, is the eternal chairman of the Republic, and Kim Jong Il, the son, is the permanent secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea. The first secretary, Kim Jong-un, the grandson, was only executing their orders. There is only one North Korean parliament called the "Supreme People's Assembly", which has a five-year term. It only has two meetings a year to clap and vote for something that has already been set. The grandson, known as the third best North Korean leader as of today, is Kim Jong Un, a kind leader which we never really know about.
North Korea has managed to diplomatically alienate every nation on the planet because they are unnecessary and inferior compared to the socialist paradise that we enjoy. This includes pseudo-states such as the Vatican. This incident arose when Kim Jong-il, faced with his crushing loss at the 1976 Winter Olympic Games, deservedly called the Pope "... a cheating whore. " This incident, was, Kim Jong-il said "a violation of the sovereignty of my also rather pathetic great glorious country. This shall not be tolerated. The great, glorious nation of North Korea has thus decided that the Vatican will not be invited to play in Pyongyang again, and that it should send a delegate to correct its toys."
North Korea claims to maintain a nuclear weapons stockpile, but the existence of such weapons are questionable only by those foolish enough to believe the lies of the Americans. Of course those Americans want to deny we have nuclear power. It is known that we, North Koreans, have missiles capable of reaching Japan, South Korea, China and of course the United States, which is a bug waiting to be squashed, and turning it into a sea of fire, while the West shakes with fear upon which it will cease to exist on this Earth.
North Korea's government is dominated by the Workers' Party of Korea, to which all government officials belong. Minor political parties exist, but none in direct opposition to WPK-rule. However, all of our people throw all support to the WPK because of propaganda and brainwashing their undying loyalty to the Kim and the WPK. May they live and rule forever and forever. Hooray!
Nominally the Prime Minister/President is the head of government and the whole nation, who is with Kim Jong-il (the son of the eternal president late Kim Il-sung who was the second most glorious man ever to exist, after his son), who has now ascended into Heaven and been replaced by his son, Kim Jong-un who was actually second choice after Kim Jong-nam, his half-brother was found dead at Tokyo and later Malaysia. Kim (peace be upon him) holds a string of official titles, the most important being Lord and King of Pyongyang, Chief Gardener of our evergreen spaces in Pyongyang and Darth Vader of the DPRK. Other titles include Chairman of the WPK, Chairman of the Nuclear Weapons Defense Commission and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army. Within the country, he is commonly known by the affectionate title of [NK]Jong-RUN626 in contrast to his daddy, who was [NK]Jong-KILL625, and his grandfather Kim Il Sung, who was [NK]KILL-Sung624 (Jong-Il and Il-Sung's number have since been retired). The Supreme Leader's ideology is Juche, which comes in the following flavours: Orange Juche, Apple Juche, Snapplejeuche, Pineapple Juche (which is preferred by all true connoisseurs of the Juche Idea and our Glorious Leader), Juche Bag and Smoothie Juche Mix. Juche comes in all shapes and sizes and is the only commercial drink available in North Korea, but not for tourists who only drinks this clear liquid poison called 'water'.
It is illegal to emigrate from North Korea. Most who have tried to do so changed their minds halfway and returned back to North Korea because our friends from China forced them to out of their own free will. The defectors, or we call them 'illegal immigrants', who wants to escape our paradise will soon find themselves in a top-secret government facility called 'gulags', where they will be reeducated to wipe out their insanity. The Korean government fears that such people may be spies and besides, no sane person would ever want to leave the abundant paradise that is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!!! The only exception to this rule is foreign diplomatic officials and the people who regularly travel to Japan and South Korea to purchase various alcoholic beverages banned to the general population for governmental consumption and corruption.
Ultra, Totally Uncensored North Korean Media[edit | edit source]
Contrary to the ongoing defamation campaign perpetrated by the Super Fascist Empire of AmeriKKKa, North Koreans are not restricted access to media or information ... as long as they take the required 50 milligrams of anti-polemical medication daily (which is not covered by The Glorious People's Medicare - North Korea's primary HMO). This medication is sold in North Korean pharmacies under the trade name of "Juchemycin," and allows completely unfiltered access to any number of North Korean media channels available (there is only one channel operating 24/7) in 1 out of 780,000 North Korean homes.
There is also Naenara, the Internet browser used in North Korea where you can find 24-hour news, lies truths about our Korean history, and everyday free access to propaganda material. Those found using Google, Yahoo or whatever the Imperialists use will meet the same fate as those whose ancestors were Japanese collaborators. Our web browser is great enough to prevent possible hacks, and we eliminate ALL FAKE NEWS! Our filters are much better than the other web browers.
The People's Revolutionary Military[edit | edit source]
Currently, the invincible, largest and world-class North Korean military controls both the wheel and the Death Star for peaceful, defensive purposes only! The Dear Leader (or Darth Vader) has plans to use the wheel and possibly the Death Star in future actions in response to imperialist American aggression. When combined these two weapons create the ultimate weapon, the Death Car. Don't ask for a picture.
The glorious nation of North Korea also has clearly had nuclear weapons, which shall work to maintain peace and prosperity for our people. We have some trouble understanding how these top-class weapons work, until...
"The field of scientific research in the DPRK successfully conducted an underground nuclear test under secure conditions on October 9, 2006, at a stirring time when all the people of the country are making a great reap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful socialist nation. It has been confirmed that there was no such danger as radioactive emission in the course of the nuclear test as it was carried out under scientific consideration and careful calculation. The nuclear test was conducted with ingenious wisdom and technology 100 percent. It marks a historic event as it greatly encouraged and pleased the KPA and people that have wished to have powerful self-reliant defense capability. It will contribute to defending the peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the area around it."
-- Colonel Comrade Park Min Soo
We can't really understand why the world wants us to de-nuclearise. I mean, why should they be afraid that we can rain down missiles just at a push of the button? We are all safe thanks to deep underground bunkers.
Besides nuclear weapons, we still have our people! About 100% of our pure, healthy males and females are enlisted to march and patrol the streets, smile at foreigners and the people, make sure no one is an anti-Juche guy or doing some form of free expression (whether smiling or giggling). Our army also does great performances, to shock the south Koreans of our impressive performances.
The People's Uranium[edit | edit source]
North Korea lives on a considerably large amount of uranium that is needed for the people's health and is freely distributed by the kind leader. It was first discovered by Winston Churchill our Great Leader Kim Il Sung on the walk across the world near the mountainous areas of our heavenly capital, Pyongyang. It is estimated that they accommodate approximately 58.2 trillion megatons of active uranium. (Data from NADPA & NCTSAT Global Statistics Surveys.)
It was once said that North Korea cannot live without uranium since nearly everything is fed on it to ensure the glorious health of all things. The following list shows the things that run on Uranium within the region:
- Food (for the army)
- Power generators (for the army)
- Cars (for the army)
- Warheads (for the army)
- Ships (for the army)
- Tank cannons (for the army)
- Alternative to gunpowder (for the army)
- Continental missiles (see Alternative to gunpowder) (for the army)
- NK crack (this special North Korean delicacy is extremely nutritious, made with the super-ultra nutrient known as "arsenic," and served at every restaurant and alleyways in our glorious republic!)
- Foods (for the army)
- Drinks (for the army)
- Missiles (you get the idea)
- Herbal usage (our uranium herbs are the best, and have been known to add a seductive, magnificent flavour (with a slightly oaky taste and a hint of earthy notes) smell that is used as our Dear Reader's cologne, which can knock out all of the ignorant Imperialists.).
It is important to know that it is essential to identify the correct type of isotope in different uses. For example: "What did you have for breakfast today?" Reply: "Oh, just some delicious 10A crass B isotope with a bit of non-imperialist and healthy Uranium-286."
The People's Plutonium[edit | edit source]
In order to assure that all sorts of things run on uranium, our Dear Reader has, for the benefit of the glorious People, weaponised all Plutonium. We also discovered that plutonium is something better to play around than uranium, so we decided to use it. we have discovered a nefarious plot by capitalist pigs Hannah Montana and Marty McFly to use plutonium to travel back in time and prevent the People's Republic from ever forming! Because of this danger, if you see anyone with plutonium, please contact your nearest lonely People's Juche Leadership Worker's Commode and request that he or she quickly re-educate the person and return the plutonium to the Republic.
Thanks to the confiscation policy we implemented, we managed to store up more plutonium enough to power all nuclear weapons directed to the US and everywhere except North Korea. Of course, now we are working out how to re-wire these weapons so that they use plutonium than uranium.
The People's Geography[edit | edit source]
North Korea's geography, unlike South Korea's, consists of resource-rich mountainous terrain ideal for placement of anti-aircraft artillery (평화 롭고 방어적인 이유만으로![1]). The slopes also receive excellent snowfall in the winter, allowing for excellent skiing conditions. We have built some of these for south Korean tourists, but somehow they stopped going after we accidentally shot down a south Korean woman NOT BECAUSE WE HATE HER! With the might of our great leader, North Korea's rivers are made of mud chocolate. The children enjoy playing in the river banks and eating from gumdrop rainbows.
Most of North Korea's lush forests have been clear-cut, much to the dismay of North Korean environmental groups. Or maybe they were dismayed because they were all being executed and vapurised, I don't know. The trees are gone, anyway. But we still need the land for farms anyway and let the floods run through easily. Plans were made to commemorate a victory over the American dogs with a 4 square-mire replica of the Overmind, but the environmental lobbyists shot that down despite being executed at the time. See how we allow arr our people to speak up, even when we're gassing them? Truly we are the free-est country in the world. (Yes, free-est is a word. The Beloved Leader said it was a word, so how could it not be?)
North Korea shares a border with China Belgium, which is situated on its western side. It is to this country that most of the chocolate produced in our wonderful chocolate plantations is exported. Besides Belgium, we also have to share a border with American-occupied south Korea. Those damn Americans prevented us from tearing down the wall, otherwise we will peacefully reunify the whole Korean peninsula.
Economy for The People[edit | edit source]
North Korea is rich in natural resources, and a fraction of it is rightly allocated for industrialization and production of North Korea's main export: nuclear weapons. Other exports include rainbows, love and butterflies, not because we are gay, but because our Supreme Leader manages to make them come to existence all time!
North Korea's exports are balanced by North Korea's primary imports of fast American automobiles mainly bought for the elites who only use bicycles and Japanese abductees refugees immigrants[2], who are in the nation of their own free will and love it so much more than their despicable masters in Japan. Indeed, their suffering was such that they even decided as young children to come to our socialist paradise.
North Korea's main trading partner is its big sister state The Not Quite So "Peoples", Nor As Close to "Republic" As North Korea But Still Better Than Those Those Western Capitalist Pig-Dogs People's Republic of China where North Korea imports discount Oil in exchange for those traitors who left our nation. In the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of Korea, it relied on the Soviet Union and China to support feeding. It was only in the 1990s when the Soviet Union collapsed. China then reformed and opened up, introducing evil capitalism and did not recognize the poor brother starving away, dying to adhere to the principle of communism. Although in recent years because of the south and South Korea began a crab exchange, and in particular conditional approval and implementation of local limits of capitalist business investment, but revenue is still produced up to eighty percent had paid the tax. In order to let officials know how to prevent capitalism, the North Korean government often sends people to Europe and the United States to buy luxury goods. But no one wants to want the Korean won, so North Korea is desperately making foreign exchanges like its old neighbours, including producing drugs, making counterfeit money, kidnapping women, and being pushed down by Kim Jong-un.
Despite everything, the North Korean economy is in shambles, and there have been years of famine and poverty. These claims are completely untrue. As a matter of fact, I just had the best ham and cheese sandwich of my life. The Supreme Leader has blamed such social unrest and corruption from the Seoul puppets in the South. However, once we examined our records, we found that there was no social unrest, so we just had a party in honour of our Supreme Leader, who has clearly prevented social unrest before any existed. Analysts disagree, however; they argue that most of North Korea's holdings have gone into their much-publicised nuclear weapon's programs (a stark contrast to the Iranian policy of complete denial of the existence of such a program, coupled with threats of nuclear attack).
North Korea also builds missiles, which are little more than over sized fireworks to cerebrate our greatness, to be aimed over the Sea of Japan, and possibly at the Great Satan Big Evil Enemy United States of Confusion and they are pretty accurate. One fell only 2000 mires short of its target, as a matter of fact.
“I LOVE A-BOMBS AND WE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!”
Great People's Printer[edit | edit source]
The Great Leader so decreed in all his infinite wisdom that there is to be just one printer in the whole country to avoid capitalist imperialism! When a person needs to print something to honour the Great Reader (that's right 'honour' not American Imperialist 'honor') they apply to the Great People's Printing Office in Pyongyang and if accepted are put on the waiting list for a nominal amount of time (usually only 10 years).
Greater North Korean Won[edit | edit source]
Unlike those in the south we use the North Korean Won, which has a higher value compared to the south and the US Dollar. However, as we do not want too many rich people which will upset the economic balance in North Korea,[3] we revalued it such that everyone can only owned up to ₩150,000 in cash and ₩300,000 in bank savings. Those who owned more than these will be shot on the spot. However, because some people are unhappy, we decided to raise it slightly higher to 500,000 won, and we will assure you, you will not be vaguely suspected of any illegal money laundering activities.[4]
Demographics[edit | edit source]
Education for The People[edit | edit source]
North Korea's education system is considered one of the world's greatest, considered in almost every way, when compared to western systems. All North Koreans are literate, and attendance is compulsory for children aged 6–18, and they attend a government-sponsored boarding school located in the Baekdu Mountain Range. While this institution is called a "school," it more closely resembles a Darwinistic military indoctrination camp. It is uncertain what the North Korean curriculum is like, but analysts generally agree that there is a greater emphasis on why North Korea is just plain better than every other country on the face of the earth to exist in the history of existence. Ever. The curriculum has been modified as such to the ideals of the Kims.
Students typically complete their schooling at 18, at which point they are conscripted into military service. It is a source of income and practical, rear-world training for many, although North Korea racks programs such as Armed Service Scholarships and GED Equivalencies which are unnecessary because they were invented by imperialists. Commonly, education is continued informally among the ranks of the North Korean military in a quasi-oral tradition, knowledge passing from the older generation to the younger during traditional "cigarette" breaks. Military service/education continues in this manner until the age of 38, at which point all citizens will go back to the streets and continue their everyday lives until they are executed.
The People's North Korean Dialect[edit | edit source]
Unbeknownst to many Westerners is the fact that North Korea has its own dialect of Korean. Compared to the southern dialect, North Korean may have has harsh, aggressive and awe-inspiring tones (with sentences often ending in exclamation marks and appearing in bold-face), but carries forward our message better than those in the south, which is why the world takes us seriously when we make nuclear threats. Unlike south Korea, North Korea has abolished imperialist Chinese Canadian characters, a cumbersome and evil contaminant, and is written fully in the Hangcool (the "Cool" is for "coolocracy") alphabet, the world's greatest alphabet and superior in every way to the cumbersome and inefficient scripts of Sanskrit and Punch Coding.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ for peaceful, defensive reasons only!
- ↑ We aren't totally sure, but some people in Japan including Shinzo Abe have create a fuss over Japanese in our nation.
- ↑ actually it is to control so-called inflation, but what is inflation?
- ↑ rather you are already suspected, so get your money and prepare your bribes!
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