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- Fifty shades of grey
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- That '70s Show
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- Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!
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- The One
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- One-liner
- One-night stand
- One Armed Philly
- One Asia Policy
- One Australia policy
- One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
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- UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)
- One Out of Ten Doctors
- One Piece
- One Rifle Per Child
- One Ring
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- Doublespeak
- Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
- UnNews:Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake
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- 1,2,3 Strikes You're Out!
- 3.1415926535
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- The three legged barstool
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- Three Watchmen and a Baby
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- UnNews:Three million hit by Windows worm
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- UnNews:Three-year-old steals, sells Biden screenplay
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- Third-wave feminism
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- The Four Stages of Cruelty
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- Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it
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- Fourth Wall
- Interstate 4
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- Highway 404
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- 5G
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- 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia
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- Five-second rule
- Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants
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- HowTo:Five Star Through The Fire And Flames on Expert
- The Fifth Beatle
- The Fifth Element
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- HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon
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- Ten Things I Hate About Jews
- Top Ten Most Murderous Animals
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- 12th century
- 12 Angry Men
- 12 Apostles
- 12 Fundamental Cheeses
- Twelve Lost Tribes of Israel
- 12 oz Mouse
- Twelve-step program
- 12 year old girl theory
- 12 year olds invading the Internet (Typical 12 Year Old Gathering)
- UnBooks:Twelve little faggots
- UnNews:12-year-old allegedly played doctor and gave medical advice
- UnNews:12.4 million people hit by drought
- UnNews:12 year old victim of "Religious Intolerance"
- UnTunes:12 Days of Stalking
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- 13 year old intelligence
- UnNews:13-year-old wins Writer of the Month, despite rules and common sense
- UnNews:13 Year Old Noob Commits Suicide, Internet blamed (Again..)
- UnTunes:13 Year Old Rap
- UnNews:13 year old wins spelling bee; guarantees life of virginity
- UnNews:Thirteen Russks, whattaya get?
- UnNews:13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
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- UnNews:17 Iraqi Bodies Found in Baghdad Cafe
- Seventeen spotted eastern-most blue-nailed field wallaby
- UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away
- UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
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- UnNews:21-year-old black man successfully poses as newborn baby
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- 24 Hour Breakfast War
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- Thirty Years' War (video game)
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50 Cent 50 Mozart Fifty Caliber Terror UnNews:Fifty Shades of Cruz debuts on home video, quickly pulled Fifty shades of grey
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UnTunes:Sixties man 64 slices of American Cheese
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UnNews:Potential 90s nostalgia reboots 95 Theses Interstate 95 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall 99 Lives 99th Red Balloon Infantry
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- 1 vs. 100
- Hundred Years' War
- 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya
- Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
- UnNews:Hundreds injured in raining men incident
- UnNews:Hundreds of iPods Sold
- UnNews:Hundreds watch public execution, great time had by all
- 101 uses for a dead cat
- 127.0.0.1
- UnNews:151 escape death as Aeroflot lands successfully at Heathrow
- UnNews:165 today, Muhammad Ali's "greatest" quotes
- UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged)
- UnNews:100 millionth iPod sold
- UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
- UnNews:Milestone 100th research group publishes yet another Kennedy assassination theory
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