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The Who were an English dadrock band active from 1964 to 1978. Their classic lineup consisted of lead singer Roger Daltrey, guitarist Pete Townshend, bassist John Entwistle, and drummer Keith Moon. Townshend was a competent guitarist, and Daltrey was a good singer... but Moon and Entwistle, man, they were BEASTS at their respective instruments.

Hailing from the pits of London, The Who established themselves as part of Britain's 1960s mod scene by acting like brats and dressing fancily. They jumped into the mainstream in the 1970s, moving away from the twee pop-oriented sound of their earlier work and into more proto-Springsteen, bombastic arena rock-oriented territory. Towards the end of the decade, however, Keith Moon overdosed on painkillers, bringing this once-powerful force to a screeching halt. Since then, the band has sporadically reformed to record some new music, each time with a new drummer or bassist (Entwistle died of stripper overdose in 2002), but many fans dismiss these later incarnations as being non-canonical.

The Who's major contributions to rock music include invention of the windmill guitar, massive PA systems, and the stage act of playing their instruments at maximum volume and then destroying them in a suggestive fashion, all while singing "Hey Nonny-No" and prancing around the stage like complete lunatics. With millions of albums sold and an impressive repertoire of radio hits and CSI anthems, they are considered one of the biggest rock bands of the 20th century, perhaps even bigger than The Beatles (who are in turn bigger than Jesus).



In 1964, would-be rock 'n' roll entrepreneur and BBC producer Kit Lambert spotted a gap in the market for a TV serial following the fortunes of a southern beat combo to rival The Beatles but with more wholesome appeal than The Rolling Stones. He invested his last 15 shillings to place a recruiting advert:


Insane boys for music-television program.

Want screaming girls to hold your "hand"?

Call 01 3565687 and say

“I wanna be your man!”
Despite mastering the bass guitar at the age of 56, Hartnell was driven to despair by the Hammond organ.

Soon Lambert had signed up professional fly-fisherman Roger Daltrey. "He had the looks and he’d been stunning trout with his voice for years," Lambert recalls. Other positions were harder to fill. Keith Moon had only seen the advert by chance, picking up a magazine in the common room of St. Goebbels’ youth detention centre on the last day of his six month sentence for aggravated assault. Lambert signed him as drummer, making use of his ability to hit things repeatedly for hours without losing interest. Coincidentally, guitarist Peter Townshend had only recently been released from the Bethlehem Hospital for the criminally insane and had been recruiting musicians for his own band, Pirate Pete and the Kiddie-Fiddlers, when his social worker showed him the ad.

Prospects for bass player looked grim, with only two applicants: 56-year-old William Hartnell, a former jockey and pick-pocket with no prior musical experience, and a bearded stranger who insisted on being referred to as "The Master". Lambert began to wonder whether restricting the advertisement to Angling Times and Convict Weekly had been wise but, without the funds to re-advertise, chose Hartnell as he felt the older man would be easier to control on tour. As the only rejected applicant left the audition he swore to pursue vengeance through space and time.

With the line-up complete, the band were in need of only one thing: a name. Lambert chose "The High Numbers" but this was soon changed to "The Who", due to Moon’s inability to think of any numbers higher than ten.

1964–66: First singles and My Re-Generation[edit]

The Master attempted to destroy The Who's career by launching a rival band of Cybermen, You What?

Lambert aimed The Who at London's emerging Mod culture, a movement noted for their tailor-made suits, ska-influenced music, and multi-dimensional time-travelling motor scooters. Soon, thanks to their Saturday afternoon TV exposure, they were a popular draw across the capital and beyond.

In September 1964, during a performance at Sacroow's Railway Tavern, Townshend accidentally broke the head of his guitar through the ceiling when distracted by a heckling mob of Sontarans led by The Master. Angered by the sniggers, Townshend smashed the instrument into a Sontaran’s probic vent, killing him instantly and saving Earth from invasion. Despite the resulting riot, in which the remaining Sontarans were kicked to death by hand-stitched Italian winkle-pickers, Townshend picked up another guitar and continued the show. Hartnell, however, was crushed beneath a Marshall amp toppled by the crowd and received internal injuries which resulted in his un-timely death. Unexpectedly, Hartnell's body began to glow and an eerie green light spread through the Railway Tavern. The audience believed this to be part of the show but The Who, unaware that Hartnell was a Time-Lord, were shocked to see his corpse reform into Patrick Troughton.

An estimated 2,000 fans flocked to the next concert hoping for more homicide and resurrection, but Townshend declined to smash another instrument. Instead, Moon wrecked his drumkit after temporarily forgetting which number came after three during a rendition of "Long Tall Sally". Instrument destruction became a staple of The Who's shows for several years and the incident at the Railway Tavern is one of both Rolling Stone's "50 Moments That Changed the History of Rock 'n' Roll", and one of Interstellar Traveller magazine’s "1000 Moments That Saved the Universe".

In their early stages, The Who did covers of old blues standards no one had cared about for thirty years; once they found a record producer, Shel Talmy, they were able to expand into original material. Their first single and first hit was 1965's "I Can't Explain (Quantum Relativity)", a record influenced by superstring theory. The debut album My Re-Generation was released the same year and chronicled Hartnell's replacement by the younger Patrick Troughton. It included "The Kids Are Alright", a single celebrating the recovery of Britain's youth from a brain-altering virus from the planet Fring, and the title track, "My Re-Generation", their first chart-topper.

Townshend fights off another of The Master's attempts to disrupt a Who concert, Newcastle, 1966.

More than any other track, this stuttering song encapsulated the feelings of alien youth on Earth, disaffected by their inability to truly fit into human society and struggling to find a new body form that would allow them to more fully take their place in society:

Subsequent hits, such as "Substitute", about a young man’s alien doppelganger; "I'm a Boy", about a boy dressed as a female Silurian; and "Happy Jack", about a mentally disturbed young man who suddenly finds himself leading a hit rock band, show Townshend's use of the themes of sexual tension, teenage angst, and his own personal history.

1966–67: A Quick One and The Who Sell Out[edit]

After the Smothers Brothers show, even Keith Moon was prepared to accept that he had overdone the explosives.

Although successful as a singles band, Townshend wanted The Who's next album to be appreciated as whole rather than a mere collection of songs. The 1966 album A Quick One was anything but quick in conception and recording, and it is thought to have taken Townshend up to five years to write and the band another eighteen months to complete. Fortunately, Troughton's mastery of Time and Relative Dimensions meant that while the writing and recording process took place within the TARDIS only ten minutes had elapsed on Earth.

A Quick One was followed in 1967 by The Who Sell Out, a concept album like an offshore radio station, complete with humorous jingles and commercials for sonic screwdrivers. It included The Who's biggest US single, "I Can See for Miles (with My Panoptical Telescope)". The Who caused a sensation by destroying equipment at the Monterey Pop Festival that year, with Moon bribing stagehands to detonate explosives in his drumkit. They repeated the routine on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour with unforeseen results, as The Master had loaded the snare with a quantum singularity. The resulting explosion would have been much more powerful than Moon had anticipated, and it is thought that a black hole would have been created that would have crushed our planet and the rest of the solar system with its gravitational field had Troughton not thrown himself into the dimensional rip created by the explosion, reversing its polarity. Sadly, Troughton died as a result of his wounds and eventually regenerated as John Pertwee.

However, the resulting publicity re-ignited interest in The Who in America and Lambert arranged a lucrative 80-night tour. Roger Daltrey recalled the long tedious days of previous Who tours of the US during the British Invasion when the band had been forced to don Red Coats and march from New York to Boston to enforce the tea-tax. Fortunately, Pertwee had perfected the navigation circuitry of the TARDIS, allowing The Who to spontaneously appear in each city moments before being due on stage, thus allowing more time for creativity and the consumption of narcotics. Initially, Pertwee had intended to include a Chameleon circuit, allowing the TARDIS to appear in appropriate form in whatever time or place it arrived. However, Keith Moon repeatedly drank the mercury from its fluid link and then piloted it into a swimming pool, causing it to seize in the form of a 1950s Metropolitan police box which was equally incongruous in '60s London as in San Francisco.

1968–70: Tommy, Woodstock, and Live at Leeds[edit]

That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure played a mean pinball.

In 1968, The Who headlined the Schaefer Music Festival in New York's Central Park and released the single "Magic Bus", a song exploring the quaint idea of wheeled public transport. Also that year, Townshend was interviewed in the inaugural edition of Rolling Stone, where he claimed to be working on a full-length rock opera. This was Tommy, a double album telling the story of a boy who becomes deaf, dumb, and blind following his father’s murder by aliens. Later Tommy is abused by a scarcely disguised Townshend character, Uncle Ernie – the fastest milkman in the Western spiral arm of the galaxy. He becomes pinball champion of England’s south coast, a position which inexplicably leads to celebrity. However, his increasingly fragile mental state becomes a concern and he is only jolted back into reality when his mother smashes a mirror that reflects alternative realities. For undetermined reasons Tommy becomes the leader of a messianic movement of Daleks, devoting his remaining life to wiping out other life-forms across the universe.

Despite being a commercial success, Tommy was ridiculed by Townshend’s contemporaries. Roger Waters of Pink Floyd decried Townshend’s "Sheer lack of self-absoption", while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull sneered that Tommy was "Scarcely pompous at all. Sadly prosaic, really." Nevertheless, The Who performed much of Tommy at the Woodstock Music and Art Festival that year. Though the festival became free, The Who demanded to be paid before performing despite banks and roads being closed 2–3 A.M. on Sunday morning and only agreed to play when one of the promoters, Joel Rosenman, utilised a wormhole in Pertwee’s bass-amp to go back in time and deliver a certified check for $11,200.

It was during the performance of The Who at Woodstock that one of the most notorious events of the concert took place. Yippie leader Abbie Hoffman sat on the stage during The Who's set. Hoffman had been working the medical tent since the festival's opening act and was under the influence of both LSD and The Master. Wishing to publicize the case of a friend jailed for passing two marijuana cigarettes to an undercover narcotics officer, Hoffman grabbed a microphone during a brief lull saying, "I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!" Townshend replied, "Fuck off! Fuck off my fucking stage!" (his most eloquent public statement that year by far) and ran Hoffman through with his guitar, accidentally impaling John Pertwee at the same time.

Despite this incident, The Who's performance and the ensuing film crystalised their popularity in the US, and led to the generation of a fourth bass player, the popular Tom Baker. In February 1970, the band recorded Live at Leeds, thought by many critics the best live rock album of all-time. The climactic encore provided most of the tracks for the original record but a rumour that the bar was about to shut early, thought to have been started by The Master, prompted a stampede which saw Tom Baker trip on his scarf while trying to flee. The helpless Time-Lord was crushed beneath the trampling feet of Leeds University students, his broken ribs puncturing both of his hearts. The loss of Baker meant that The Who were (again) forced to replace their bass player, this time by blazer-wearing lightweight, Peter Davison. In 1996, this iconic album was re-issued under the title Live and Die at Leeds with additional tracks from the first half of the performance consisting of the majority of Tommy and an improvised chorus of "Get on with the good stuff!" from the audience.

1971–74: Who's Next and Quadriplegia[edit]

Following the death of Davison on Brighton Beach, sand-flies reassembled the very atoms of his body into Colin Baker.

1971 saw the release of a traditional studio album, Who's Next, named after Roger Daltrey's customary greeting to groupies having dismissed the previous night's lucky lady. The synth-laden youth anthem "Teenage Wasteland" "Baba O'Riley" reached #1 in the UK and #4 in the US despite determined opposition from The Master, who was now masquerading under the soubriquet "Middle of the Road" and had unleashed "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" on the unsuspecting British public. The follow-up single "Won't Get Fooled Again", which documented Townshend's foolish attempts to give up narcotics, was also a success, later being used as the theme song to the television series CSI: Crimes Solved Instantly.

Following the success of Tommy, 1973's offering was the second Who rock opera based around the exploits of a disabled hero. Quadriplegia told the story of Jimmy, another Townshend clone, this time confined to a wheelchair. Jimmy decorates his chair with streamers, flags, and stickers and is soon proclaimed king of the Mods. He recruits an army of parka-wearing Cybermen and leads them to Brighton to engage the leather-clad Sea-Devils. The scenes of graphic violence caused many councils in the UK to ban screenings of Quadriplegia in local cinemas, though Townshend denied engineering the incident on Brighton beach in which Peter Davison was drowned, allowing another re-generation of a more accomplished bass-player, Colin Baker.

Again, the popularity of The Who's rock opera was not matched by the response from other musicians. Marc Bolan of T Rex regretted that Quadriplegia "seemed a bit frivolous," while Jon Anderson of Yes declared "Call that overblown? You'd think Townshend had never heard Tales from Topographic Oceans!"

1975–78: Waning of the Moon, The Who By Numbers, and Who Are You[edit]

The Master mixing "Middle of the Road"'s follow-up single "Kill All Humans".

By contrast, 1975's The Who By Numbers was an experimental piece which was wildly unpopular with both fans and critics alike. Townshend explained at the time: "We bought a random number generator and then fed forty minutes of output through a VCS3 synthesizer. Not everyone appreciated the beauty of it but Kraftwerk said it was an inspiration to them. In retrospect, singing the lyrics in binary may not have helped."

1978 brought about the release of their next album, Who Are You; a concept album based around the daily conversations Daltrey, Entwistle, Moon, and Townshend had at breakfast in their flat. The lead-off track, New Song, was written without drum parts, allegedly symbolizing Moon's inability to function in the morning and how the band was forced to start projects without him, although Entwistle admitted later that the real reason was that Townshend had "accidentally" taped over them. "Had Enough" and "9:05" were more openly critical of Moon, the former implying that he was abusive when hung over and the later referring to when he began drinking for the day. "Sister Disco" and "Music Must Change" take a more lighthearted approach by detailing an argument over which station to tune the radio to Tragedy struck at a party hosted by Paul McCartney when Moon consumed an overdose of Heminevrin, a painkiller prescribed to help his withdrawal from prescription painkillers. With his mind clouded with tranquilisers, Moon confused his daily chores (throwing a television through a window and driving a Bentley into a swimming pool) and attempted to drive his Bentley into McCartney's Sussex mansion before jumping into the pool with a television. The subsequent blackout affected large parts of southeasteren England as well as parts of London.

By 1978, Moon's drinking had escalated and Townshend was battling drug addiction. That year's offering, Who Are You, was another concept album based around the daily conversations Daltrey, Entwistle, Moon, and Townshend had during breakfast.. Tragedy struck at a party hosted by Paul McCartney when Moon consumed an overdose of Heminevrin, a painkiller prescribed to help his withdrawal from prescription painkillers. With his mind clouded with tranquilisers, Moon confused his daily chores (throwing a television through a window and driving a Bentley into a swimming pool) and attempted to drive his Bentley into McCartney's Sussex mansion before jumping into the pool with a television. The subsequent blackout affected large parts of southeasteren England as well as parts of London.

The next morning, Moon was buried at Tommy's Holiday Camp. The funeral was attended by members of The Who, their management, and celebrities from Earth's history collected by Baker in the TARDIS. Despite a service presided over by Jesus and a eulogy delivered by William Shakespeare, the funeral was marred by heavy weather. Baker slipped on the cemetery's wet grass and fell into the grave; Daltrey, Townshend, and the other pall-bearers could not hold on to the coffin which fell onto Baker, crushing his skull.

1978–82: Jones era, Face Dances, It's Hard, and breakup[edit]

Sylvester McCoy clinging grimly to his six string while showing the strain of failing to master even the simplest bass-line.

The subsequent bass-player regeneration was a rushed affair and it has generally been agreed to have been the least successful, with Sylvester McCoy's stubby fingers being able to cover only three of the four strings. They also brought in Kenney Jones, Moon's first cousin's roomate, as their new drummer. Jones was known for his conventional, robotic 4/4 drum technique, which perfectly replicated Moon's wild and unique drumming. In 1981, The Who produced the hit single "You Better, You Bet", a song which provoked boycotts of record shops by outraged members of Gamblers Anonymous who objected to its sponsorship by Corall, a major UK bookmaker.

Sadly, even the publicity generated by this controversy was not enough to sell out the subsequent tour, as The Master had by now taken control of the St Winifred's Girls' Choir and arranged opposing dates in each city. The lure of "There's no one quite like Grandma" was too much for most people to resist, and attendances at Who concerts were often worryingly low, with ticket-sales sometimes falling to single figures and some of the lighting crew disappearing at the interval. Perhaps inevitably, The Who decided to break up citing musical indifference, and had their Farewell Tour in 1982.

1982–present: Endless resurrections, reunions, and rehashes[edit]

Since their breakup, The Who have reformed periodically when Townshend has needed to make bail, with new bassists being re-generated as required. Live Aid, a charity concert designed to allow Bob Geldof to pursue a lucrative media career, saw the one-off appearance of Paul McGann, who later became stuck in a parallel universe as an unemployed actor in the very 1960s London in which The Who had formed. The next re-generation, Christopher Eccleston, took over bass duties for their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Their reception was such that a tour was organised and the band successfully fought off an attack of Daleks in Toronto by performing upstairs at the Opera House, replacing the exterminated Eccleston with David Tennant for the remainder of the tour.

The Who released the album Endless Wire in 2006, which featured the drumming skills of Ringo Starr's son Zak Starkey. The two living Who members now spend their time reminiscing about their active years, and are purported to be making another new album, Who's Left?, to be released sometime in the near-future.



  • My Re-Generation (1965)
  • A Quick Fuck (1966)
  • The Who Sell Out (1967)
  • Tommy (1969)
  • Live (and Die) at Leeds (1970)
  • Who's Next (1971)
  • Quadriplegia (1973)

  • The Who Goes Bonkers (1975)
  • Who the Hell Are You (1978)
  • Face Dances (And Keith's Dead) (1981)
  • It's Hard (To Live Without Keith) (1982)
  • Endless Careers (2006)
  • Who's Left? (TBA)


  • "Zoot Suit Riot"/"I'm the Face" (1964)
  • "My Re-Generation" (1965)
  • "Happy Jack the Ripper" (1966)
  • "I Can See for Miles and Miles" (1967)
  • "Magic School Bus" (1968)
  • "Pinball Wizard of Oz" (1969)
  • "I'm Free" (1969)
  • "See Me, Feel Me, Taste Me" (1969)
  • "Summertime Blues Brothers" (1970)
  • "The Creeper" (1970)
  • "Teenage Wasteland" "Baba O'Riley" (1971)
  • "Behind Blue Eyes" (1971)

  • "Won't Get Tooled Again" (1971)
  • "Can You See the Real Me, Me, Me, Me" (1973)
  • "5:15 (He-Man Drag in a Glittering Ballroom)" (1973)
  • "Love, Rain on Me" (1973)
  • "Slippery Kid" (1975)
  • "Squeeze Box" (1975)
  • "Who the Fuck Are You" (1978)
  • "Another Trick in the Wall of the Light" (1978)
  • "Rock Is Dead" (1979)
  • "You Better, You Bet" (1981)
  • "Eminem Front" (1982)
  • "Get Lucky Be Lucky" (2014)


  • Meaty, Beaty, Big and Flaccid (1971)
  • Odds & Socks (1974)

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