UnBooks:Author of the Month/Archive

Past Winners of Author of the Month. Has its own page for now because it isn't notable enough to go on the main 'past winners' page yet.

March 2011

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom and  For. in recognition of his fine authorship for Old Man and LV.--Funnybony    15:50, Mar 8
• Oh, was that this month? Or last month... or whatever. Doesn't matter; yes. 1234 ~ 19:59, 31 March 2011
• For --^Dame 22:05, March 31, 2011 (UTC)

November 2010

UU (Talk • Contribs) and Mhaille (Talk • Contribs)

Score: 4 English chaps

•  Nom+For. UU and Mhaille have just finished a great unbook and I think they should both win this award in the same month. The fact that they both earn it independently just as much only seems to reinforce this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:52, 4 November 2010
•  For. Of course. This time, Socky, your logic is undeniable. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:07 (UTC)
• For Frodo UnderUser. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
•  For. UnBooks:Fear_And_Loathing_In_Blackpool,_Lancs is way better than Hunter.S.Thompson's work.Especially the Lancs bit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
•  For UU and  Down with Mhaille, or is it the  other  way around? Until I remember I'll just abstain. Aleister 10:25 25 11

October 2010

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 Zombiebaron

• Zombiebaron. He wrote something in unbookspace this month, so it follows that he should win this award. My logic is undeniable. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 22 October 2010
•  Oh Fuck Yeah If his zoo book won't get featured, it certainly deserves this award. I love that page, and the panda pic, and this is a great idea Socky. Aleister 1:35 22 10
•  For. Yeah, he writes it good, all author-like and stuff. Ayup. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 01:45 (UTC)
•  For. Because he's the only best choice--Funnybony    19:32, Oct 22
• I don't think I've ever even looked at this voting page, but ZB's zoo adventure is possibly my favourite article of the moment. --Black Flamingo 22:36, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

September 2010

Aleister in Chains (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  'Nom and  '. Sir Aleister is seriously unchained having manifested, as if by magic, not one, not two, but three recent UnBooks : UnBooks:Fishing For Children, UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts and UnBooks:A new lease on life. It seems like he really deserves this award - plus he's a real cool cat. And I hope you other mates agree. Cheers!--Funnybony    00:51, Sep 23
•  For. Totally. Impressive work. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 20:57 (UTC)

March 2010

Starnestommy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• Nom and For UnBooks:Mugging Stephen Hawking: A Case Study, a user page article by Starnestommy brought forward and touched-up by Bradaphraser, mixes the February pot o' soup to a seasoned boil. ~   14:57 28 2 2mX
• For Absolutely --DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
• Sure. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:09, Mar 19 2010
• For. I hope to see this in print soon...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:38, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
• Fouh Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 13:25, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
• Fuck Yeah--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 15:54, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

• Invalid, you already voted this month IWKY lol -- Skinfan13

•  For. I actually really liked this UnBook, well deserved. --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 11:32 EST 31 Mar, 2010

CheddarBBQ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -0

• Nom and Spiritual Against His pop-up UnBook ruined my computer screen and cut my face. And it didn't make me laugh either. Nommed him so I could Spiritually vote against him. Aleister in Chains 1:35 25 3 mmx
• Invalid. Thanks anyways though. Jenny? 01:47,25March,2010

It apparantly was just a rumor. Or a dream. Nomination withdrawn for lack of reality. Aleister in Chains 1:52 25 3 mmx

January 2010

Sycamore (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

1. Nom and for The Bilderberg Group brings back memories of days and nights with Bushy and the rest of the boys. Sycamore's "fictionized" account deserves an award so he can have a few moments of joy before the "welcoming committee" comes to pay a visit to our newest "member". A good read. Aleister in Chains 11:58 (or so they say) 30 Jan. MMX

December 2009

Acrolo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 Limited Edition

• NomFor Christmas comes but once a year, and the ghost of the season came alive (or came dead) in Wilson. And Acrolo needs another one to complete his 'Bookends'. Aleister in Chains 01:59, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
• Ah, heck. Why not? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:06, 31 December 2009

September 2009

Acrolo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Nom. Per this, which was a very solid UnBook. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:25, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. per above. --Mn-z 04:16, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
•  For. Thanks for the nom! I will definitely do some more :) Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:32, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
• Aye. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:39, Sep 13

July 2009

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nobody nommed yet? Okay, here goes. Nom+For. He had a couple great UnBooks featured this month. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:33, 31 July 2009 (UTC)

June 2009

Iwillkillyou333 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6

• Nom and for. Wrote the great UnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit. --Docile hippopotamus 04:34, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
• For--Iwillkillyou333 06:39, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
• For per above. --Mnb'z 06:55, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
• Word to your mother. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:22, Jun 7
• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:39, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
• Yup.--T. (talk) 12:41, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

May 2009

Mnbvcxz (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

1. Nom and For making UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies. --Docile hippopotamus 03:01, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Joe9320 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0

1. Nom + conditional For making UnBooks:A UTP: Dating Adverts From Hyrule --Mnb'z 03:24, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12

1. Nom. Wrote UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden the featured second best article of March 2009. --Docile hippopotamus 04:42, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

If I'm nominated for this award, I'm going to earn it--look for me making somemore forays into the realm of UnLiterature in the near future. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

You probably have my vote, but I wanna hear about this "foray" first. Oh, and what the fuck is a foray?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:08, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Lordy me, I haven't even attempted my foray yet! —Sir Guildensternenstein 17:17, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

For the record, I'm working on that foray of mine. —Sir Guildensternenstein 20:50, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

For the record, I finished that foray of mine. —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:32, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

1. For, even if there is no "foray," as you say. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:37, May 5
2. For writing a featurable UnBook. --Mnb'z 16:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
3. For per above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:56, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
4. Foray? --^Dame 16:55, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

   Ahhh...I see what you did there. —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:24, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

5. Forsome. See what I did there? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

   Did I ever! —Sir Guildensternenstein 19:30, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

6. Assassins' guild (talk) 23:16, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
7. Self-For. One word: foray. —Sir Guildensternenstein 17:19, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
8. For. Excellent work, Guildy. Saberwolf116 17:52, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
9. For -RAHB 22:15, 15 May 2009 (UTC)
10. Only if you never use the word foray again. Or at least tell me what it means. Don Puttano cHeDDs 23:10,19May,2009
11.  Ja. IronLung 04:10, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
12. For You deserve it. - - - Silly Angel Speak Contribs 01:06, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

April 2009

The Woodburninator (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 people with flamethrowers

• Nom and For. Wrote the featured UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion and UnBooks:Uncyclopedia84. --Docile hippopotamus 09:15, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 03:59, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
•  Yes • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:34, Apr 3
• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
• For. I guess you could say that I came to an eventual conclusion. Eh? Eh? —Sir Guildensternenstein 22:56, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
•  For. --^Dame 04:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

February 2009

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nom & for. Am I really nominating RAHB for two awards in one month? Yes I am. He wrote an excellent UnBook which was featured last month. IronLung 18:56, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
• F♥r. Yeyrahb. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:22, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

IronLung (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

•  Nom & for. I enjoyed UnBooks:The Redneck Elite (Abridged). --Docile hippopotamus 04:57, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
•  Yes! The Redneck Elite was one of the funniest articles this month, IMO. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:36, Feb 24

January 2009

Sycamore (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 who know the location of the cave of Caerbannog

• Nom For Sycamore wrote UnBooks:The Digital Divide. --Docile hippopotamus 04:05, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
• For per above, knee jerk bandwagonism. --Mnbvcxz 05:53, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
• For. He also wrote UnBooks:Tropic of Cancer, which is good too. And he has a picture of Tim the Enchanter on one of his userpages. Case closed. --UU - natter 09:46, Jan 20
• For Digital Divide was awesome ~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 06:48, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
• W♥v. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:17, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

December 2008

Cap'n Ben (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 great abridged votes

• Nom Y For Funny, And wrote last month's top article, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature. Gets mah vote. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 22:04, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
• Right'o -RAHB 01:52, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
• For per above, and only person nominated right now. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:07, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• Classic. Also, I would have guessed that he had already won this. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:42, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• Aye, Cap'n. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:28, Dec 29
• Aye Aye. ~ 21:40, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
• For. Certainly. One of my favourite writers on the site. --UU - natter 09:13, Dec 30
• For. As the guy who nommed Great Abridged Literature and shared the link on Facebook, it would be both retared and retartated of me not to vote for Ben - a name which means "poop" in Japanese. pillow talk 22:35, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

November 2008

Nachlader (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2lader

1. Nom and For. He is a promising writer. In particular he wrote UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?, which became a featured UnBook, and was on VFH for a while. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:22, Nov 3
2. For. I approve. --UU - natter 11:16, Nov 22

August 2008

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

• Nom & forI believe he is eligible, and he wrote that one article, and I laughed at it. In short, vote for him. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:12, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

For some reason me and TLB's for votes disappeared. Not exactly sure why. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:29, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

• Who else is there to vote for?~ Readmesoon05:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
• Yeah all that stuff - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:08, Aug 23
• Magical disappearing for vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:43, Aug 24

July 2008

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6 Haikus About Stuff

1. Nom + For- He's a good writer, and UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) cracked me up. I believe he is eligable this month. I just wonder how many awards he can possibly win this month...The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
2. For Woooooaaahhhh, maaaaan... -Lionel
3. For. Well, I did nominate his UnBook for VFH, didn't I? Oh, I did? Well... -- The Zombiebaron 22:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
4. For and would make a great admin   Le Cejak • <2:25, 19 Jul 2008>
5. For Cause he's the only one here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:27, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
6. for. i enjoyed his unbook. muchly. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:15, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

June 2008

SysRq (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8 T-Rexes

• Nom and For --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:50, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
• Self-f♥r. I did write that one thing. In the words of YTTE, "I deserve this." ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:18 Jun 4
• For   Le Cejak • <19:35, 04 Jun 2008>
• Dig JurasSys PaRq! Liek, best voke EVA! --THINKER 04:41, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
• Absolute For And I semi-consider Threads Of Our Existence to be an unbook as well, being written in that style. SysRq is fucking brilliant with this kind of stuff. -RAHB 23:12, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
• For. Oh yeah, Sys rocked that UnBook thing so totally! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Jun 10
• For -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 15:22, Jun. 16, 2008
• For • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:50, Jun 18

March 2008

DJ Irreverent (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: DJ 3rreverent

1. NF That UnBook he did was good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:17, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
2. F♥r. It sure was, Lj. DJI is one damn fine author. He deserves this. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:22 Mar 6
3. Comment Aw Shucks --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
4.  F☭R

December 2007

Winstanley1 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom and For - he did Surgical Phone--Æ 00:47, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
• For Also did UnBooks:Only Business -RAHB 23:52, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

November 2007

Jim Groovester (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5

• Nom & For - UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen says it all--Sir Manforman 21:48, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
• You really think so? Self-for, because I'm vain and selfish, but I'm sure there has to be a better nomination somewhere. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

I should clarify. I'm not being humble. Heavens no! I'm merely stating that UB:IMTG19CEG (I never get tired of writing that) wasn't written as an UnBook, and that therefore, users who have written dedicated UnBooks should be nominated before me. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 22:32, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

• 4! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:01, Nov 1
• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:06, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• Clearly, he's the best choice. And only choice. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:07, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

October 2007

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: SexEIGHTjlego

• N+F. Same reason as last month. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:07, Oct 2
• For, I agree with TheLedBalloon. -- The Zombiebaron 05:53, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• For I agree with Zombiebaron, but not with TheLedBalloon -RAHB 18:28, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
• For. I have nothing to agree with but my own vote. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:23, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

• I disagree -RAHB 21:58, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

• For--Sir Manforman 23:35, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
• Sure - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:39, Oct 13
• Why not? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:15, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
• Whore! ~ 15:11, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

September 2007

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: So I say to this Five "I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING NUTS!" and he's like "That wouldn't be painful, as my nuts, cleverly concealed in my hand, are of the pea variety, making them peanuts."

• Nom Still haven't decided which of these two I'm gonna vote for, but they both deserve the nom. -RAHB 03:48, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Great person, has helped me out a lot as a noob, and writes funny stuff. Thinkers great too though... --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:26, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• Dig Thinker vs. Lj in Thunderdome? I love it!! :) --THINKER 03:36, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. This was easily the hardest decision I've had to make on the site, but I'm gonna go Lj. Whoever doesn't win is getting this thing next month for sure. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:48, Sep 8, 2007
• For, heck, I even nommed one of his UnBooks the other day. -- The Zombiebaron 01:48, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

The Thinker (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 showdowns of 1993

• Nom As per above nomination -RAHB 03:48, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• For I can't rightfully Self-for in this situation. Though I am a complete and utter whore, still. I can't get this award before Thinker, the guy who fixed my first UnBook to make it just that little bit better. Uber for.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:26, 5 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Okay. It was a long and hard decision, but I came to the conclusion that I must vote for Thinker this month. Books like Tuesdays With Maury cannot go unawarded (which reminds me that it should have another go at feature). Lj next month. -RAHB 09:24, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Hahaha, RAHB said "long and hard". P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:04, Sep 28
• for --El legend 14:25, 8 September 2007 (UTC)
• Go THINKER! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:02, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. For the Hell's chicken showdown if nothing else. And he's a good bloke. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:58, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
• For--Sir Manforman 17:54, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• You are not Thinkerer! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:56, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R,

August 2007

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 Castaways

• NF This guy writed UnBooks:The Castaway. It's good. And we seem to be short nominations 'round now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
• SF Aww, thanks very muchly, Ljlego! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:03, Aug 27, 2007
• For I definitely enjoyed The Castaway (should be featured any day now). Also, yes the lack of authors and the end of the month, and what not. (Though I could always nom Thinker for a THIRD award this month, he has some good ones.) -RAHB 08:43, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
• Dig --THINKER 06:50, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! Wait, who put a 5 iron and golf ball on a deserted island anyway? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For Tom Hanks would be honored! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs -
• Go Leddy! ~ 22:26, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
• For, cos there's no one else to vote fer. Oh and he's a good writer too. Nice to see people are updating this page in my extended absence! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:04, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

July 2007

Uncyclopedian (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nomination and For, Well, he created it, didn't he? -- The Zombiebaron 15:28, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 09:33, 30 July 2007
• For - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 07:53, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

June 2007

User:Squiggle

Score: +5

• n&f for this, this and this. Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 12:08, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
• f -- The Zombiebaron 11:17, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
• For I say! --EMC ^[TALK] 20:26, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
• 'For Why not?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
• FORE!!! Arrr!!! There are American Buccaneers here! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For That O. Henry collection is great! --Ye Olde Luke 18:05, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

May 2007

Mordillo (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

• N and F We needed a nom. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:42, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Von Stauberg! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 13:59, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Spatz 20:22, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
• For I will need to use this talented man's template when I win Author of the Month. Hey, why's everyone laughing? --Kenvalyi 02:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment Because your vote has nothing to do with UnBooks? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Comment I was going for "talentless hack who copies off of others", but yours works too. --Kenvalyi 04:05, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

• For. -- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 19:34, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
• For This guy's awesome.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. --Ye Olde Luke 10:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 02:52, 30 May 2007

April 2007

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 6 robber barons who think Hemmingway was a useless tit

• Nom. well... the Anarchist Cookbook thing was pretty funny, and nobody else is nommed y' know... so hey, let's kiss some ass. --Olipro Anchor KUN (Harass) 01:10, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For Yay! A nom! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 01:20, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• for --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:24, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For....I must admit the Anarchist Cookbook is a little gem. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 08:52, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
• For a great author; who like all great authors will spend his award money on cheap booze and loose women. Enjoy! --Kenvalyi 14:36, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie 14:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

Sannse (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 have chosen their adventure.

• N+F A great UnBook writer. Articles like Sannse's Choose Your Own Adventure UnBook is why I find this site so entertaining. --Kenvalyi 15:49, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• Yes —Braydie 15:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 16:55, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• OK, I can't quite manage to vote against myself (vain eh?) but... I've only done one book! That's not enough for an award! -- sannse (talk) 17:03, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. Oh, dear, if you see how I was elected last month... -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 14:37, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:26, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

NeedABrain (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 brains in a jar

• N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, 03:58, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• For. Well, seems I'm the only contender. This way you will clear my stock of M&M's, Tom. :D -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 15:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• He votes for my images on VFP, and may have created an UnBook? Who can say? The guy's probably a Communist, anyway. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 16:20, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
• For - Let me feed your Kong... Er, I mean, your Ego. --DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 19:15, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

==Hindleyite (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser==

Score: +1

• Nom and For one important co-creator of UnBooks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 16:07, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Didn't write an UnBook this month. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

January 2007

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9

• Nom and For, Sir. Parkhurst Pete singlehandedly proves HF to be worthy of this award, but the underrated UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight is a jewel as well. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:06, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
• For We love you Hardwick! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
• for - jack mort | cunt | talk - 20:01, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
• For —Braydie at 19:56, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• For because of his use of punctuation and the like. --The Zombiebaron 20:37, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• For, 20:45, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
• For Hardwick rocks! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:38, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
• Abstain Because he's gonna win anyways. Just kidding, For --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:24, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
• For giving Hardwick yet another award. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:25, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

December 2006

Modusoperandi (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12

• Nom & for - has written several high-quality UnBooks, and truly deserves it. --EMC ^[TALK] 14:27, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

• Nom & for - Hear Hear! An excellent writer, a model Uncyclopedian and a credit to fabulists and jive turkeys everywhere. --Super90 07:26, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• Two Noms, eh? Fair enough. For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:01, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

• For, 14:21, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
• For I love the Pulp Novel. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:43, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
• For I agree with ENeGMA. --—Braydie 19:30, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• For- Alright, why not; though I must say, he's got some steep competition. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:54, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:47, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

• For. Per the dashing dame. -- herr doktor needsAV2  [scream!] 13:54, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 13:56, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
• For I cannot imagine him without this. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:34, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. no competition? -- mowgli 09:32, 30 December 2006 (UTC)
• For. That edit link is screwed up, btw..   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:24, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

  Did you try turning your computer off and on?--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:36, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

  I did. And it's still screwed. —Braydie at 20:20, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

November 2006

Todd Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

• Nomination and for. The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women and Horton Hires a Ho say it all. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:19, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• Definite For -Not that he needs more awards though. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:08, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Comment ~ Now waitasec. I haven't won the Foolitzer yet, either. There are empty spaces up there in need of filling. Please give generously. :) ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 18:23, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

• For - The only person who really deserves this award. No really, he's the only one nominated. I love this guy. --EMC ^[TALK] 18:45, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For. Its a crying shame that Todd hasn't won an award that I HAVE!!!!! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 19:20, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
• For - Just writing one of the two UnBooks Hindleyite mentioned, would of got my vote. --—Braydie 14:01, 26 November 2006 (UTC)
• For, ^_^ 21:46, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
• For He write good. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:53, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
• For Yet another award for Todd.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 14:16, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

October 2006

Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nomination & For 18:49, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - With such works as Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary and The n00b Survival Guide, he definitely deserves it. He's my hero! --EMC ^[TALK] 19:04, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
• For Byaaaaah! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:05, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against Vote whoring in #uncyclopedia. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:04, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
• For What Dawg said. but like, for, because, I laughed at his books that one time. --Theo 01:08, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against His works are hard to find, they are not the best, and he is not the best. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

(discussion...)

• For. Vote whoring worked... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:23, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - I made it into a Christian Pocket Dictionary, now my life it complete. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:17, 29 October 2006 (UTC)
• For -- Hindleyite 13:22, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. I don't know how the hell I even found his works (they're really well hidden, I guess) but once I did I couldn't stop reading. Would read from again. A+++++ -- Imrealized ...hmm? 05:08, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nomination. Co-creator and prolific contributor to UnBooks. I'm going to withhold my vote until later in the month yet though. -- Hindleyite 19:35, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Hindleyite (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nom and For one of the creators of UnBooks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Sorry, but EMC is getting an against.

September 2006

DiZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• Nom and for. Well, erm, he won it last month, but he's pretty much the only one who's written and UnBook recently. And it's a mighty fine contribution to boot. -- Hindleyite 19:44, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Oh, how could I forget my good friend Mhaille's UnBooks contributions? Well, sorry Diz, you have won this award once: I'm going to change my vote. -- Hindleyite 15:46, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

• After the disappointment of not getting a nom for this category, I offer my vote to dIz too. Tw@. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 21:46, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
• For Sure, why not? bragging rights for another month, eh. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:27, 28 September 2006 (UTC)

• Comment Good show. 15:43, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4

• Nöm och För On second thought, I'll be a nice guy and nominate you myself. After all, Baron Ringpiece was a shit hit. I'll let your fellow hat0rz take it from here. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:38, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For not awarding Diz twice in a row. Oh, and hes funny. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:27, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. 15:38, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. Let this be a lesson to people: article/vote whoring works. Or something. -- Hindleyite 15:46, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

August 2006

DiZ (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +8

• Nom and For the UnBooks:Pudgic Bible. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For Of course I'm gonna vote for myself. Don't wanna seem pretentious, but come on: it is me...--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 18:25, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 18:57, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Two thumbs up and one pair of trousers down -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 05:33, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
• Even though he retracted his vote for me, I still vote For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 13:13, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
• For because I love him. --EMC ^[TALK] 01:40, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
• Huge For. -- Hindleyite 12:44, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
• For--Shandon 20:43, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Hindleyite (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0

• Nom the co-creator of UnBooks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I don't want to make a fuss or anything, but you only get one vote per month. So, it is time to choose... or die. -- Hindleyite 15:45, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

July 2006

SonicChao (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Nomination. To make things a bit more interesting. I'm going to withhold my vote until later in the month though. Current works: Uncyclopedia's Official Guide to Choosing a Web Browser. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 12:12, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Yay! I got nommed! Also I have another unbook in the works.... -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 13:37, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
• Against I'm sorry, but SonicChao just doesn't do very good work. Maybe if your work is funnier, I'll remove my vote. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 14:54, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
• Comment Everybody, UnAuthor of the Month is for high quality works, good books, humor, and humour. Don't forget that. 1337 points, well, see if they are funny to you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 15:01, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
• För He may not have made dozens of UnBooks, but I found his work very funny. Quality over quantity. He's also very consistent in his writing, kinda' like a good thing, eh? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:32, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• Conna cavae. En maskur del raimos John stamos. O, BTW 4. Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 00:14, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
• For --_§ǚ^ρω_ξλ^£μ_ĦΦ^φ≈_€Ə^Σß_ÐÆ^ØΞ_ΩÅ^³ 01:05, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Shandon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +7

• Nom and For Shandon is one of the few here who has actually written more than one UnBook this month. Uncyclopedian
• For. Why not give this great n00b 2 awards for the month? He deserves them both. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 01:36, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• Comment This great user has an UnBook up to be featured. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:36, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
• For. I certainly think that UnBooks:The World According to Garm has tipped the scales in favour of Shandon, it is quite unique and a certain UnBook feature. On top of that, I think there must have been about five other UnBooks, and UnBooks certainly needs contributors, so in my opinion, he/she deserves to be the first AOTM. Sorry, Sonic, but your works over the past few weeks have not gone unnoticed. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:46, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For what is a man? What has he got? Have a read of my user page & find out!--Shandon 16:48, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• Even For I'm not gonna retract my vote for SonicChao, cause that's undemocratic, but I'll at least even the playing field, for I now see Shandon is deserving of the prize. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 17:04, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Very good writer, from what I can tell!  c • > • cunwapquc? 06:38, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
• For me. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 23:05, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Huh?  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:34, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

For me....this user is the Author of the Month.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ahh - in other words, even if there's somehow a last-minute rush of opposing votes and he doesn't win, for you he'll still be the AotM, if only for sentimental reasons. OK, I can roll with that... Never mind, then! Still, this is the sort of thing that causes me to (mostly) avoid these sorts of pages.  c • > • cunwapquc? 18:53, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

Previously Featured UnBooks

UnBooks:Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary

Featured December 2006. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:41, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Score: +6

• Nomination+4-- I was hesitant to nom this one, cuz it was a dictionary, but it's too funny to pass up. Plus, I despise Pat Robertson. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:49, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
• For - I know what you mean. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:34, 17 October 2006 (UTC)
• Against Hmph. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For. What? It's funny, and I'm linked in it I liked it.--Procopius 20:41, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Good stuff. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 20:21, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
• For I too despise Pat Robertson, though Falwell is worse. Pat looks like Yoda; so he's got at least one check in the "plus" column.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:41, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
• For. Well crafted, well aimed, well deserved (I despise him too. And Falwell. Tinky Winky is not gay dammit.) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 03:25, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

  Jerry's logic was infallible...TW is purple, has a purse and a triangle on it's head. In Jerry's world the triangle is a symbol of gay pride...and yet people still literally line up to give him money.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:36, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

• For I'm a Brit and even I found it funny! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 11:46, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Hutt River Anthology

Featured November 2006 because a) it is the older nom, so gets the honour over Pat Robinson this month, and b) I think it's quite good. -- Hindleyite 10:14, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Of course. That makes sense. --EMC ^[TALK] 04:16, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Score: +4

• Nomination. -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 16:07, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• Baawa, jeewa owga forgh. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 16:15, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• Completely impartial for. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:38, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
• It is an article, not an UnBook. You shoud know that slapping ''UnBooks'' on an article doesn't make it an UnBook. Move to Hutt River Anthology. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! For! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For... this is about Star Trek, right? Right? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:47, 3 October 2006 (UTC)

• No, it's about Star Wars. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• Duh. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:09, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies

Featured October 2006. -- Hindleyite 15:20, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

Score: +6

• Nomination and for. I love this even more than the Pudgic Bible. -- Hindleyite 21:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• För Wow-- schrizophrenic egomania, here I come! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:24, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For ya, ya, this be funny--Shandon 21:49, 2 September 2006 (UTC)
• For This would have been nothing without my picture!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:07, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• For. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 14:37, 3 September 2006 (UTC)
• So good, it should be put on VFH -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:31, 13 September 2006 (UTC)
  • Well, what do you know, it is. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:14, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Pudgic Bible

Featured August 2006. -- Hindleyite 11:09, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

Score: +5

• Self Nom & For I don't usually nominate my own material, but I think we might have a keeper here. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 14:51, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• Weaselpudge tells me to sayFOR! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• FOR: I might be high on endorphins from laughing, but I take my hat and my pants off to you. -- Sir Armando Perentie KUN FP 03:32, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
• For. Jeebus! This has gotta be the next feature... --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 14:53, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
• Must...Get...On...Bandwagon'...For everyone needs sponsors--Shandon 18:47, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:The World According to Garm

Featured July 2006. Aggghhh --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:41, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Score: 4 Souls fully consumed

• Nom & For Hilarious. Another masterpiece by Shandon. The first time I've actually read an entire article in a while...--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 00:03, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Better than Shandon's other featurable works. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
• For I'm glad to hear I occasionally write masterpieces. And I think this one hits the "I'm Just A Regular Guy" note a bit better than the other one. Thx--Shandon 01:46, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
• For Man, this is even better than that weird sisters one... --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 11:01, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

This is a Sample Nomination

Featured July 2006 Uncyclopedian 18:19, 3 July 2006 (UTC)

Dude, UnBooks must have really gone down the pan whilst I was on holiday... :) --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 13:49, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

It was just a sample nomination, until people suddenly voted for and against it. It was all that was being voted for. Uncyclopedian

Score: +0

• Self-Nom and For. This is the true UnBook: UnInformative, UnUnPowerful, and perfect.
• For ~ Uncyclopedian 03:36, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against -- Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 16:52, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against Wow, it sucked. --The Zombiebaron 17:38, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• Against Needs wikilinks, tables and pictures before it can be properly featured. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:40, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• For. Concise, easy to read, and free of annoying templates. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:41, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

Proffesional Kitten Huffing

Featured June 2006 as the first real highlighted article. The Cooking Poop Cuisine article was a placeholder, really. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 09:59, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Score: +3

• Nom and For. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 17:49, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• For Uncyclopedian 22:19, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
• For --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Converse 09:59, 17 June 2006 (UTC)