From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
41,160 articlesay inay Englishay
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The famous Ring Bearer Frodo Baggins of the Shire, is a hobbit who saved Middle Earth. The heroic hobbit never set out to be a hero, or to save anything. But he was talked into it and having a good heart, he agreed with Gandalf's philosophy and being a wizard, Frodo couldn't bring himself to get into a battle of wits with someone much older and much more dramatic. The urgent warnings of doom, dark lords, and horrid creatures consuming all the pumpkin patches, cabbage and tomato gardens and strawberries and cream was enough to send Frodo into unnecessary hysteria. So effective was Gandalf's eccentric performance that Frodo agreed to leave the Shire, embark on a quest to an Elf Lord's secret meeting and then opting to go all the way to Mordor without having a single clue as to where the hell it was. But Frodo became renowned, known as a hard-nosed business hobbit, hell bent on revenge. (Full article...)
|
Idday ouyay owknay...
|
- ... that the man on the left is admiring the bare torso of the man on the right in a purely non-sexual manner? (Pictured)
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that the universe is made up of protons, electrons, neutrons and morons?
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that ten out of ten cigarette manufacturers agree that Cancer is great?
|
|
In the news
|
|
|
Onay isthay ayday...
|
|
|
|
Oday'stay eaturedfay icturepay
|
|
|
Exodus 32:
- 15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
- 16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.
Image credit: Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron. Zombiebaron.
View image · Nominate new image · View all featured images
|
|
Iterwray anday Oobnay ofay ethay Onthmay
|
|
Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!
So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
|
Uncyclopedia's sista projects
|
| Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects as well as some foreign language Uncyclopedias and Illogicopedia.
|
Uncyclopedia Languages
|
| This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 41,160 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages, including Igpay Atinlay!:
|
Otectedpray ybay ethay Airfay Useay Auseclay, anday anay eliteay anclay ofay Injasclay.
