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July 3: International Hot Pocket Day

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  • 1775 – In the American Revolutionary War, George Washington goes to Cambridge, Massachusetts and takes command of the Continental Army, known for their delicious breakfasts.
  • 1776 – The Declaration of Independence is peer reviewed.
  • 1870Oscar Wilde graduates from Maudlin College, Oxford, with a double-first in Modern Classics and Flower Arranging.
  • 1885"He who hath smelt it, dealt it" ruling in federal court sets new legal precedent.
  • 1890 – The moderately severe United States Potato Shortage of the 1880s is resolved when Idaho is accepted as the 43rd U.S. state.
  • 1978Conceptual artist Humphrey Crawford exhibits his piece Oil, urine and diesel on canvas (pictured).
  • 1996Jeff Goldblum finally begins to figure out how to take down the aliens.
  • 1983 – After a wild night of passion between a Pop Tart and a mediocre plate of Italian food, the Hot Pocket is conceived.
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