Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 1

July 1: Canada Day in Canada; Canada Awareness Day in Civilized Countries

• 1863 – The Battle of Gettysburg begins. One hundred forty years later, Brooke leaves me, sparking my own personal battle.
• 1867 – The British North America Act takes effect as the Constitution of Canada, creating the Canadian Confederation, and laying down the first widely accepted standard rules of hockey.
• 1890 – Canada and Bermuda are linked by telegraph cable; Canada briefly enjoys participation in the Bermuda Triangle until a lobster severs the connection.
• 1933 – The Canadian Parliament suspends all Chinese immigration; the dreams of countless Chinese youths of playing hockey for a career are sundered.
• 1970 – Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers is honored on Canada Day as the Canadian of the Year.
• 1980 – O Canada officially becomes the national anthem of Canada, replacing Canada Is Pretty Neat, Eh?
• 2020 – The United States invades Canada with the intention of creating the massive new national park "Mooseland". After arriving, however, nothing of any interest was found, and all armed forces were withdrawn from the area.

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