Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 21

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July 21: National Fight Day (UK), Belgium Awareness Day

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  • 1066 – Fight Day established by humans; "You do not talk about Fight Day," proclaims the King, shortly before being impaled on a sword by Normans.
  • 1298 – Battle of Falskirt: Edward Longlegs defeats Mel Gibson's Scottish hooligans in a poker game.
  • 1949 – The United States ratifies the North Atlantic Treaty, officially enacting a truce with the hostile North Atlantic Ocean that would be honored until sea otters invade Boston in 1977.
  • 1958 – The elusive and mysterious pond whale (pictured) is first described in scientific literature.
  • 1977 – Sea otters invade Boston.
  • 2006 – The first in a wildly successful series of prison journals is published on Uncyclopedia.
  • 2007 – "Celebrating Fight Day may increase your risk of getting into a fight" says a statistitian after completing a 30-year research program.
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