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July 22: Oh, my God! It's National Hysteria Day (United States), and you HAVEN'T MADE ANY PLANS!
- 0 – Scientists decide the Earth is round, not flat. This is proven wrong when a sailor "falls off" the world and is never seen again.
- 1066 – King Harold inaugurates National Hysteria Day with his famous speech "Holy shit! It's the fucking Normans! AAAAAAAAA!"
- 1855 – A brief cease-fire is called in the Crimean War until Lord Raglan gets his sobbing under control.
- 1929 – Dozens of stockbrokers and bankers leap out of windows in wild National Hysteria Day celebration.
- 1966 – Australian Prime Minister Sir Robert Menzies celebrates the nine hundredth anniversary of National Hysteria Day by running around in circles, screaming.
- 1986 – Copious amount of vodka-induced partying causes several employees of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant to hysterically panic when the reactor can't handle the sound system. They take out a few control rods to compensate the drain on the power grid.
- 1990 – Media outlets report the outbreak of a deadly virus in the United States. Thirty-eight people die of panic attacks from the announcement, and two more are killed by the virus itself.
- 2006 – TOTAL FUCKING HYSTERIA!
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