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COLUMBUS, Indiana -- Psycho Christian white supremacist former Vice President Mike Pence has gotten himself into another pickle. Only this time, it's quite literally a pickle. The former VP discovered that he had turned into a former cucumber. "No explanation at all," Pence told Newsmax Tuesday. "I just woke up one day and discovered I had turned into a pickle. I know the European Union turned President Trump into a walrus, and former Press Secretary... What was that bastard's name again?... into an eggman, but I believe they wouldn't waste their time on me. I believe it was Hillary Clinton, Obama, The Bidens, the Kennedys, The Addams Family, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, Oprah, Steve Harvey and those goddamned liberal Democrats who stole the election from me-- I mean, us!" (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle UnBooks:Chapter One Open source COVID-19 Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. Extension:DynamicPageList (DPL), version 3.3.3: Warning: No results. Idday ouyay owknay... ... that President Hoover (Pictured) was an actual hoover? ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy? ... that the song "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk is a giant "That's what she said" joke? ... that Africa's space program, AIDS, has had several successful launches to altitudes over 11 feet? ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it? ... that in some parts of Europe, glory holes are preferred to bidets? ... that Heaven has met its quota, and your dead granny has just been waitlisted?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so. Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage! Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls. Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

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