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2007[edit | edit source]
- 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York (18 March)
- 4'33" (27 October)
- 667:Neighbor of The Beast (15 July)
- A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother (3 July)
- AAA (26 January)
- Adolf Hitler (31 March)
- African giraffe (28 March)
- Alaska (18 December)
- Alcoholics Anonymous (17 March)
- Alexander the Great (6 January)
- Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (29 December)
- American (species) (2 November)
- Anime (6 June)
- Artificial Pseudoscientology (26 April)
- Atomic Mass (6 August)
- Austria-Hungary (8 May)
- Baby Seal (23 March)
- Bathroom humor (17 July)
- Bipolar bear (5 July)
- Blackbeard Catering Company (31 January)
- Blandford (23 May)
- Blue Screen of Death (23 August)
- Books never written (3 November)
- Bow tie (29 July)
- British class system (3 May)
- Buster Keaton (20 October)
- But Seriously... (26 July)
- Byzantine Empire (22 April)
- Carry On Films (23 September)
- Celebrity Manufacture (28 October)
- Charles Dickens (13 April)
- Chuck Norris (20 September)
- Civil War (18 February)
- Classy (7 November)
- Colonel (25 April)
- Commercial (13 July)
- Constipation (29 November)
- Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire (2 January)
- Cowboy Bebop (4 August)
- Cup stacking (16 July)
- D (8 September)
- DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations (19 September)
- Dead Nigger Storage (7 August)
- Dictation (4 June)
- Diplomacy (25 August)
- Donner (20 December)
- Down with this sort of thing! (24 September)
- Drunk Olympics (28 November)
- Dyslexia (14 March)
- EXPLODE!!! (13 August)
- Easter Bunny (14 August)
- Ecky-Thump (17 May)
- Education (28 February)
- Erraticus (16 February)
- Escher (13 May)
- Everybody cares (1 May)
- Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor (16 May)
- Fat Albert (28 May)
- Film noir (19 June)
- Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated (10 September)
- Folgers Crystals (30 May)
- Francis Winkler (4 December)
- Future ☭f tomorrow, today! (2 March)
- Ganges (10 June)
- Geocaching (22 July)
- George W. Bush (5 February)
- Global Cooling (31 May)
- Godzilla vs. Urethra (10 October)
- Good cop, bad cop (16 March)
- Google Middle Earth (17 February)
- Grand Theft Audio (15 May)
- Grandpa's Stories (9 December)
- Grue's Clues (24 March)
- Hannah Montana (16 October)
- Harry Houdini (10 December)
- Heat death of the universe (6 November)
- Heavy Classical (10 August)
- Hoboeroticism (1 July)
- Hodgepodge (18 September)
- Holocaust denial denial (31 October)
- Holy Cheese (5 September)
- Homeless nerds (23 April)
- Honesty (27 February)
- How much can YOU take!! (24 November)
- HowTo:Be a Gangsta (19 July)
- HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness (16 June)
- HowTo:Be at one with the universe (12 April)
- HowTo:Be safe with guns (19 October)
- HowTo:Beat the Odds (12 July)
- HowTo:Bend a spoon (12 August)
- HowTo:Bluff Your Way to Political Power (30 April)
- HowTo:Check for Lumps (20 August)
- HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder (27 December)
- HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship (25 March)
- HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male (3 January)
- HowTo:Cook While Drunk (6 March)
- HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw (10 March)
- HowTo:Deceive people on eBay (15 September)
- HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) (26 February)
- HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer (10 July)
- HowTo:Fuck Off (14 November)
- HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man (29 January)
- HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus (4 September)
- HowTo:Live in an RPG (23 February)
- HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi (9 February)
- HowTo:Play Russian Roulette (5 August)
- HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen (5 May)
- HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies (4 May)
- HowTo:Run away from home (1 February)
- HowTo:Set Up a Party at the Last Minute (3 June)
- HowTo:Start a Religion (20 February)
- HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd (30 September)
- HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion (21 February)
- HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum (4 October)
- HowTo:Turn Your Computer On (18 June)
- HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement (30 March)
- Hypocrites (23 December)
- ITrip (28 June)
- Idea (9 May)
- Illegal aliens from outer space! (29 May)
- Innovations in Comedy (29 September)
- Intelligent Design (8 February)
- Ironing (1 January)
- Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! (29 June)
- Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? (13 March)
- Jaws did WTC (1 December)
- Jewish Holidays (28 August)
- Jihad My Ride (12 February)
- John Caldwell Calhoun (6 May)
- Kitchen sink (17 June)
- League of Nations (15 February)
- Letter to the Isle (2 June)
- Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God (13 January)
- List of one letter words starting with A (11 February)
- Literary dedications (24 December)
- Little Orphan Annie (27 January)
- Little boy who lives down the street (10 November)
- Long walks on the beach (11 August)
- Lord of the Flies (18 May)
- Mad TV (13 June)
- Mae Zedong (11 March)
- Maginot Line (9 September)
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (28 April)
- Manfred von Richthofen (31 December)
- Martina Hingis (6 April)
- Me (15 January)
- Mental illness (8 October)
- Merde, She Wrote (7 April)
- Moses (5 March)
- Moustache-o-meter (11 June)
- Movie Trailer Announcer Guy (4 March)
- Mr. Kearsy (15 June)
- My Chemical Romance (1 June)
- My Journeys with the GPS (8 January)
- Nazi (12 June)
- Newspeak (27 March)
- Normal (13 December)
- Nuremberg Rally (19 February)
- Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder (20 June)
- Ode to the Monotony of Life (29 August)
- Old McDonald (21 June)
- Old hippie chick who's always collecting money (11 July)
- One Out of Ten Doctors (26 March)
- Onomatopoeia (14 January)
- Oscar Wilde (25 July)
- Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light (1 August)
- Pillow fighting (14 September)
- Power Rangers (17 November)
- Preflight procedures (26 June)
- Protect and Survive (25 February)
- Pufflebump Snugglekins (31 July)
- Raoul Duke (8 August)
- Really Big Tree (30 January)
- Rebecca Sealfon (11 November)
- Red light (17 October)
- Right arrow (21 October)
- Rock, Paper, Airstrike (27 April)
- Russian reversal (phenomenon) (21 August)
- Saint Frankenstein's Day (7 June)
- Screenwriting (26 May)
- Self-toasting bread (14 December)
- Sergei Rachmaninoff (26 September)
- Shopping list (11 October)
- Short story (25 October)
- Shortcut (7 February)
- Shrek! (11 December)
- Simeon I (19 November)
- Slate industry in Wales (18 April)
- Social commentary (6 September)
- Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains (18 November)
- Socratic method (14 June)
- Sperm (5 June)
- Star Wars (7 December)
- Stephen Hawking ran over my cat (2 May)
- Strongly worded letter (14 April)
- Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A (3 October)
- Sweatshop (22 October)
- TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL (8 June)
- Tachyon (20 March)
- Teenage angst (1 September)
- The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid (19 March)
- The Beatles: Ecological Number Ones (22 March)
- The Black And White Man (7 May)
- The Color Problem (6 December)
- The Consumerist (2 April)
- The Destiniad (7 October)
- The Diary of Anne Frank (23 July)
- The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins (21 November)
- The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner (24 April)
- The Poor (16 December)
- The Porchesian Holocaust (3 March)
- The Wicker Man (11 January)
- Third Epistle to the Thessalonians (4 January)
- Thomas Edison (27 July)
- Time Cubicle (4 November)
- Time travel (26 October)
- Toaster (24 October)
- Top Hat (26 November)
- Uluru (9 April)
- UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure (15 March)
- UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale (13 September)
- UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) (9 October)
- UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman (19 May)
- UnBooks:Dracula (21 March)
- UnBooks:Employee Manual (3 August)
- UnBooks:Gallows Humour (20 May)
- UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic (5 December)
- UnBooks:IRAQATTACK (20 November)
- UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen (13 October)
- UnBooks:Mr. Beluncle (6 July)
- UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman (21 May)
- UnBooks:Only Business (9 July)
- UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties (29 April)
- UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism (1 March)
- UnBooks:Science Fair (12 November)
- UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters (9 January)
- UnBooks:The Adventures of Baron Ringpiece (24 February)
- UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook (12 May)
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- UnBooks:The Hell's Chicken Showdown of 1993 (12 December)
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- UnBooks:The World According to Garm (18 July)
- UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury (22 September)
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia for Dummies (2 February)
- UnCameron (7 March)
- UnCon (15 December)
- UnGames:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle (15 August)
- UnMysteries:J'accuse (2 October)
- UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch (15 October)
- UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research (8 July)
- UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" (6 October)
- UnNews:Al-Qaeda operative spills the beans (22 February)
- UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur (14 October)
- UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé (4 April)
- UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (4 July)
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference (18 October)
- UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl (9 March)
- UnNews:Bro-on-bro taser violence reaches all-time high (25 September)
- UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen (17 April)
- UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war (27 August)
- UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans (2 December)
- UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years (23 June)
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis (19 August)
- UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss (23 October)
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water (24 June)
- UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD (30 July)
- UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide (30 October)
- UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory (9 June)
- UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" (20 April)
- UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development (2 September)
- UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level (2 August)
- UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage (8 March)
- UnNews:Iran to invade Iran (12 October)
- UnNews:Kids still fucking (27 November)
- UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed (17 December)
- UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman (15 April)
- UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men (22 November)
- UnNews:Man discovers that he lacks a brain (8 November)
- UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions (25 December)
- UnNews:Monogamy in Utah upsets economy (24 August)
- UnNews:My son makes the play of the game (13 November)
- UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 (29 October)
- UnNews:New Borg drone complains about management (11 May)
- UnNews:New thing called wheel make move mud less hard (18 August)
- UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others (7 September)
- UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED (10 May)
- UnNews:Overly political spider becoming annoying (12 March)
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up (27 May)
- UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture (21 July)
- UnNews:Procrastinators Unite Today; Shirt Enthusiasts Enraged (7 July)
- UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom (17 August)
- UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween (15 November)
- UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased (21 April)
- UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals (24 May)
- UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading (5 October)
- UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes (16 August)
- UnNews:The White House discovered to be off-white! (1 October)
- UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" (16 September)
- UnNews:Vodka industry in turmoil following Yeltsin's death (22 May)
- UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda (2 July)
- UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie (12 September)
- UnScripts:Emergency Room (19 December)
- UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie (27 September)
- UnScripts:Grass in the Mist (22 August)
- UnScripts:The Meeting: A Play in One Act (27 June)
- UnScripts:The O'Finnertys (31 August)
- UnScripts:The UnUsual Suspects (14 May)
- UnTunes:Middle-Aged Suburban White Guy Rap (3 December)
- UnVoyage:The Lake District (25 June)
- UnVoyage:Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism (16 November)
- United States presidential election, 1840 (21 December)
- United States presidential election, 1948 (30 June)
- United States presidential election, 1960 (22 December)
- User:Roozie/vipps (15 January)
- Vandalism/example on wheels! (25 October)
- Victorian Era (12 January)
- Vietnam War Hoax (3 February)
- Volcano (17 September)
- Vulva (14 July)
- Walgreens Drug Store (5 April)
- Wallet moth (16 April)
- Walls (11 September)
- Waltzing Matilda (19 April)
- What I Did On My Summer Vacation (29 March)
- Why?:Am I in Canada? (11 April)
- Why?:Cancer is Great (5 November)
- Why?:Collapse Space-Time (26 August)
- Why?:Destroy the Rainforest (25 November)
- Why?:Give Up (28 December)
- Why?:Hunt Unicorns (8 December)
- Why?:Nuke the whales (28 September)
- Why?:Pour boiling hot water down your trousers? (22 June)
- Why?:Put Down the Duckie? (28 July)
- Why?:Read a Book (30 December)
- Why?:Remove Your Penis (3 September)
- Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet (26 December)
- Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (6 February)
- Witless Protection Program (28 January)
- Women (10 April)
- Ye Olde Webbe Desyne Shoppe (3 April)
- You Are Dead (13 February)
2006[edit | edit source]
- "Paul is dead" hoax (7 September)
- 001 (11 December)
- Adobe Potatochop (2 August)
- Africa (7 July)
- Age of Umpires (4 May)
- Alliteration (8 January)
- Alternative medicine (1 January)
- American Fundie Magazine (23 September)
- Argos (25 November)
- Baghdad (2 October)
- Banana skin joke (25 May)
- Barns and Nobles (29 July)
- Battle of Gettysburg (17 August)
- Bear (28 March)
- Biggles (14 May)
- Blame somebody else (15 June)
- Bouncy Castle (30 April)
- Calvin and Hobbes (23 June)
- Canada (19 July)
- Captain Obvious (1 April)
- Christmas Number Ones (25 December)
- Church of God the Wholly Incompetent (30 October)
- Citizen Kong (12 May)
- Colossus of Barbie (23 May)
- Command Line (17 July)
- Commemorative plate (12 October)
- Commercial Conformity Period (24 December)
- Conceptual Art (27 December)
- Dark Ages (13 August)
- Dear John letter (8 December)
- Decapitation Disease (9 June)
- Disneyland (21 September)
- Distraction (8 May)
- Do NOT click any links! (3 April)
- Don't be stupid (3 March)
- Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice (13 November)
- External combustion engine (1 February)
- Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet (9 January)
- Fire hydrant (4 October)
- First Gradeism (30 December)
- Fisher Price: A Retrospective (19 August)
- French Revolution (18 October)
- Fundagelical Christianity (4 December)
- Garfield (22 December)
- Gay Pride (5 July)
- Gaydar (29 November)
- Gazebo (30 August)
- Gerrymandering (12 January)
- Goa Tse (29 May)
- Googlewhack (3 December)
- Grand Conspiracy (9 February)
- Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot (14 January)
- Grue (11 July)
- Hammer (8 October)
- Handgun (31 May)
- Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal (6 October)
- Hays Code (24 October)
- Henchmen (9 December)
- Hide and Go Jesus (14 April)
- Hip-hop music (31 July)
- Holocaust Tycoon (18 December)
- Home Haggis Maker (19 March)
- HowTo:Be a Tramp (28 August)
- HowTo:Be pretentious (22 October)
- HowTo:Change a lightbulb (27 May)
- HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble (13 December)
- HowTo:Get Banned (23 July)
- HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone (27 September)
- HowTo:Learn Hebrew (16 October)
- HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia (1 September)
- HowTo:Make a Band (5 December)
- HowTo:Skip School (30 September)
- HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish (6 December)
- HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube (4 August)
- HowTo:Write A Cover Letter (15 September)
- Humility (8 March)
- Humosexual (9 September)
- I Can't Believe it's Not Murder (19 January)
- IQ:Sample test (31 December)
- Idiocrates (17 June)
- Inanimate Sponge (21 November)
- Insert title here (6 May)
- Internet (video game) (2 May)
- Internet Movie Database (7 December)
- Jackson Pollock (1 November)
- Jingo (15 July)
- John Cage (21 June)
- Life's Answerable Questions (26 December)
- Life's Unanswerable Questions (1 December)
- Loneliness (14 February)
- Lost in Translation (5 September)
- Manhattan Project (26 January)
- Maozilla (26 April)
- Marcel Proust (12 April)
- Martin Van Buren (20 October)
- Medical malpractice (17 September)
- Memento (21 August)
- Midget cockpunching terrorists (16 February)
- Moon hoax (3 February)
- Mozilla Firefox (19 April)
- Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats (26 March)
- Napoleon Bonaparte (5 November)
- Neolithic Age (27 June)
- Neuroipods (18 February)
- New Age Psychology (21 July)
- New Cooler Edition (23 December)
- New Hampshire Merchant Cat (21 December)
- Nike Revolution of 2006 (3 January)
- No More Room In Hell Act (16 January)
- Nobody cares (6 January)
- OCD (26 February)
- Old Tech (23 January)
- On a stick (21 May)
- Oscar Mayer (4 June)
- Paradise Lost (26 August)
- Patrick Henry (19 December)
- Patriotism (13 June)
- Pixellated Face Disease (3 September)
- Political advertising (7 November)
- Pontius Pilot (17 November)
- Poof, There It Is Theory (28 December)
- Prog Rock (16 December)
- Richard M. Stallman (11 February)
- Rocky Mountain Oysters (7 February)
- Rogue punchlines (25 June)
- Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test (10 October)
- Sausage Butty Batter Nugget (25 September)
- Segregation (11 June)
- Separation Issues (29 December)
- Sexual innuendo (1 March)
- Smells Like Teen Spirit (12 August)
- Snopes (9 August)
- Speech to text software (9 July)
- Suburban homeboy (19 September)
- Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball (3 July)
- Teenager (6 April)
- That old woman next door (17 April)
- The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale (15 December)
- The Bureaucracy Channel (19 November)
- The Free World (17 December)
- The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game (30 January)
- The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah (28 October)
- The Root of All Evil (6 May)
- The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships (27 July)
- The Vagina Monologues (10 December)
- Toilet Door Communication (19 February)
- Torture (23 February)
- Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006 (27 November)
- UnBooks:Adventure gamebook (7 June)
- UnBooks:Embracing Mediocrity (2 June)
- UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner (1 July)
- UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho (14 October)
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- UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame (14 December)
- UnBooks:See Dick (29 June)
- UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women (23 November)
- UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic (13 September)
- UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted (26 April)
- UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant" (19 June)
- UnNews:Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes (8 April)
- UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame (21 March)
- UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole (8 August)
- UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond (12 December)
- UnNews:TIME magazine names "Person of the Year": Not You (20 December)
- UnTunes:The Uncyclopedian's Song (15 November)
- Uncyclopedia is the worst (19 May)
- Universal Remote Control Everything 3000 (25 July)
- Unquotable:Cthulhu (28 February)
- User:Mhaille/Kanab Ambersnail (25 November)
- VCR Manual (5 February)
- Vladimir Nabokov (30 March)
- Vote Fish Penis (22 April)
- Voynich Manuscript (6 August)
- Waiting for Godot (25 October)
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- Water Polo... With Sharks! (3 November)
- Water powered bus (28 April)
- Westboro Baptist Church (24 March)
- Women's suffrage (10 April)
- World War I (22 February)
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2005[edit | edit source]
- -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (29 October)
- 1927 (17 May)
- AAAAAAAAA! (21 October)
- Aesop's Fables (24 June)
- Afghanistan (28 November)
- Air (10 November)
- Air Guitar (8 April)
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us (25 March)
- Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist (31 October)
- Anonymous (17 June)
- Attack of the 500 foot Jesus (7 December)
- Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition (22 May)
- Banana Phone (23 July)
- Banned from the Internet (3 July)
- Bar Mitzvah (19 October)
- Barrel Clown (30 November)
- Bloodbath (9 October)
- Bon-bons (25 May)
- British film industry (6 November)
- Cabbage (14 April)
- Certificate of Hitlertude (26 September)
- Cowation (14 June)
- Crimes inspired by video games (15 October)
- Dake-Bonoism (5 October)
- Doctor Who (29 April)
- Dude, Where's My Time Machine? (16 September)
- Emoticonics (5 December)
- English-American Dictionary (19 May)
- Estonia (23 August)
- Euroipods (1 December)
- Fanfiction.net (5 August)
- Fascist (29 July)
- Fecal E.Coli (23 November)
- Flying Spaghetti Monster (26 August)
- Founding Fathers (4 November)
- Fountainhead Earth (6 July)
- George Bailey (17 December)
- George W. Bush/featured (2 April)
- German grammar (3 December)
- Gibberish (13 November)
- God (18 April)
- Greatest Inventions (30 June)
- I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle (28 December)
- IKEA (10 April)
- IPod yocto (12 December)
- Idiotic Table of the Elements (2 June)
- Incompleteness Theorem (26 July)
- Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions (29 September)
- Ireland (23 March)
- J.D. Salinger (26 November)
- Japan (25 April)
- John Seigenthaler Sr. (21 December)
- KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand (4 June)
- Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One (22 November)
- Kitten Huffing (23 March)
- Kitten hurling battle (8 May)
- Kool Aid (13 July)
- Lies (26 April)
- List of weapons that don't exist, but should (31 August)
- Livejournal (11 April)
- Lord Byron (20 June)
- MC Hammer (14 April)
- Mediocre Britain (27 March)
- Missing milk (2 October)
- Mordor (30 March)
- Much Ado About Yokels (2 November)
- National Try To Assassinate The President Day (22 April)
- Newmath (17 October)
- Niggers (19 November)
- North Korea (24 December)
- Nostradamus (10 May)
- Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies (6 June)
- Orange construction barrels (7 October)
- Peer (23 October)
- Philip Glass (9 November)
- Phonics (16 May)
- Poland (16 December)
- Pong! the Movie (20 April)
- Poop Cuisine (14 December)
- Pot v. Kettle (24 March)
- Quantum Economics (20 September)
- RTFM (28 March)
- Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape (14 August)
- Random humour (4 September)
- Red Shirts (10 December)
- Redundancy (11 October) (11 October) (11 October) (11 October)
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- Robot (7 April)
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