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Does VFS need to have a sandwich of the month section because its a new month? --Docile hippopotamus 04:06, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

"...of the Month" is simply a metaphor. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:35, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Picture thingy

There appears to be a problem here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:49, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I tinkered, but to no effect. It displays properly on its own, but not on that collective page. I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:10, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

If you ask me, it has something to do with those exclamation thingies. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

So, you have no idea either. Can't you just bask in the mystery? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:17, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I have no idea either. Can you change it so it goes to Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet.jpg instead of Uncyclopedia:VFP/Planet!!.jpg? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:42, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I changed the top secret featured page to reflect the change, then deleted the original...and it's still fooked. Since you smelled it, I'm going to have to assume that you dealt it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I fix. I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:58, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Yay! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:00, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Like I said, it was the exclamation thingies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:04, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Good call. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

I know. I'm awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:18, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

Um...

Can I have my talk page back now please? ---- homosexual Ape (add) (Riot Porn) 16:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Say what, now? I did that hours ago. It's time to move on, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:04, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Evening

Since the usual culprits are banned, can you jokeban me again for say six hours? I'm supposed to be getting my beauty sleep but I'm distracted and getting some shuteye would be appreciated... (and I just have to prove to someone that if you ask nicely, you get whatever you want... just don't tell him gender might matter in how soon you get what you want...) O_o -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:16, 15 Jul

Sorry, but I don't jokeban. Comedy is serious business. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:25, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

How about pinning it on taking care of the mental wellbeing (in the form of a few hours of sleep caught at lack of anything more distracting to do) of younger uncyclopedia contributors? *flutters eyelashes* I'm really cute and cuddly... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:29, 15 Jul

Your girlpower has no effect on me! For one thing, this is the internet. This means that you're not a girl. You make me sick. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:38, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm not even into anything kinky, really. I'm not that bad. Honest. And since I lack the penis, have boobs and presumably still the uterus the doctor poked around in five weeks ago with probes even Olipro would hesitate to use, and last time I checked, I'm not a fed, either (last time I checked), so I think I'm female. You're right about me not being a girl, though. Not for a very long time... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:09, 15 Jul

Ah-ha! So you admit it! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:58, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

I admit I'm a woman. "Girl" is history... :( -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:56, 15 Jul

You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:45, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Means I'm past my jailbait, past my teenage and past my "girly" years. I see myself more as a woman than a girl, and the guys who have had the pleasure of enjoying my company would agree that I'm not innocent enough to be a girl ;) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:51, 15 Jul

Oh. That's much better than my story. I'm a Dimension Warrior and heir to the Throne of Democracy of Justness, stranded here for eternity by General Zolkaar, Overthrower the Democracy of Justness, after he murdered the rest of my family, in the overthrowing where he overthrew them to their deaths over the Cliffs of Uncountable Suffering. I'm hunting for the forty-eight Jewels of Dimensia, which I can use to power my TSD (Time/Space/Dimension) Suit, to take me back home so that I can avenge that which has not been avenged.

While I'm here, can I crash on your couch? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:11, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I don't have a couch. And Mr Luvvy agreed to my demand of him not shipping his crappy old green couch with him to his new home, either... I threatened to burn it if I'd find it in his new apartment. (I bet the local fire brigade would have loved me after that...)

“ Hello boys... I'm going to be out in the parking lot with gasoline, matches and a piece of furniture I want to get rid of, can you come and put out the remains once it's out? No, I still love him, I'm just tired of the sofa his ex got him that isn't cuddly enough... ”

Or something in the vein of that. I'm tired of the halves of the couch sliding apart when cuddling. I've fallen between the halves a few times and trust me, I hate it. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:45, 19 Jul

You have a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:55, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I said I do not have one. And had I one, I'd call it a sofa. And had I a couch, it'd be one of those that has it's own chauffeur. /me points to the bit about having had a butler and nanny and whatnot in her sig... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:05, 19 Jul

Sorry, it's late. Let me start over...

You had a couch? Elitist. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:07, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm honestly not a member of the governing elite behind the scenes of an elaborate illusion of democracy! I can't help it that I'm born with a genuine noble title, now can I?! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:11, 19 Jul

*Pbbt!* All I have is a beanbag chair, and not one of them classy ones with a cover, neither. That's right, my beanbag chair is just a pile of beans. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:16, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

*Too cute to not be liked* Honest! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:32, 19 Jul

If you're talking about me, then we're clearly in agreement. *doe eyes* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:52, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

/me hugs Modus. All is well again? -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:59, 19 Jul

Was it ever UnWell? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:11, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I just wanted to know you're not angry with me for being an elitist... :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:13, 19 Jul

Just tell me you don't own a Volvo. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:24, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't get what owning a volvo has to do with being an elitist. But no. I don't own a car . If I borrow one, it's my mother's '98 WV Golf 1.6, since my stepdad won't give me his BMW convertible. And Mr Luvvy drives a new Toyota, but I don't feel comfortable driving it, since it's a very big car for my driving skills on narrow roads... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:34, 19 Jul

Everybody knows that those elitist East Coast, tooth brushin', book readin' liberals drive Volvos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:43, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes! I brush my teeth! You caught me... HAPPY NOW?!!!!!11!!!(eleven)!! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:01, 19 Jul

Obviously. Madly so. Also, I love you. *swoon* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:18, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

You what?! You perv! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:45, 19 Jul

Yeah. That's the stuff. Tell me I've been naughty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:09, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry. I don't know what came over me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:13, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

O_O /me starts slowly making her way to the door, reaching for something to use as a weapon for self-defense if the need would arise... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:47, 19 Jul

Don't worry. I'm too obese to get out of my chair. Plus, moving causes my heart to make those "badoosh badoosh" sounds. It's quite disconcerting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:50, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

That's what computers and mothers in whose basement you live who carry food to you does to you... :) -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:58, 19 Jul

Yes, but the equation that most closely equals "love" is "mom + baked ham". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:19, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

You earned a little special something something

THANK YOU! In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard. For your enjoyment and pleasure. Love and respect ~ Huggybear

-- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:15, 19 Jul

I do tolerate you. I'm all magnanimous 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:21, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes, you are a shit if you say so... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:30, 19 Jul

I am. I am, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:39, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

At least one person has already said they're a little sad they haven't found that cactus picture first :D -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 22:53, 19 Jul

It looks like the art style of Reader's Digest (or Ray Comfort's horrible blog). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:30, 19 July 2009 (UTC)

The original of those pictures had a square looking sig with -96 as the year. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:47, 19 Jul

Logically, that's the only possibility. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:06, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

To Answer Your Question Honestly...

I've already packed them in a box and the movers have already shipped them to the airline, so I'm afraid I can't return them until I get to my new residence. And I won't even when I get there. *runs away* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 20:22, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

It's not that big of a deal. They were Shandon's anyway. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:51, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, really? Well, no matter. I'm pretty sure this Social Insurance Number with your name on it isn't Shandon's, and I happen to need a very large loan to cover the cost of my new house- or should I say, you do? *runs to the bank* Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 21:08, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Good luck with that... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:07, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

What the- damn you! You have a terrible credit rating!!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:37, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

I know, right?! This one guy stole my identity this one time, and my credit was so bad that he died. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:16, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

That reminds me: I have an invoice here from the bank in the amount of $1,874,927.87 from the bank- they said "use any means neccecy to get it"... I'll be needing that now- I have all the legal documentation... Hand it over! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 00:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yo no comprendo inglés. Señor Modusoperandi 00:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Because we all know in Canada, they speak spanish. T'avais plus de chance a me convincre que tu est francais, mais, qu'en meme, je parle francais. Maintenant, j'ai besoin ton argent! Monsieur Pas Un Bon Nom360 KUN 01:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Now you're just being ridiculous. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Ridikulus? I's nevers is ridikulus!@#@\^&^*$%^*111!! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 14:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I just came in here in hopes that Modus had another one of those gut-bustingly hilarious lines. Staircase CUN^t 02:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

And he did. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

He always does, unless, of course, the matter is dead serious. But he still manages to squeeze one in even in those situations. Staircase CUN^t 02:11, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

You can tell I'm being serious when I use my serious face. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a serious face. It looks like sort of like Donald Trump. Staircase CUN^t 02:15, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

That's what she said. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually it is; they two of us were walking and she made that remark. I replied "Well, me too!" and then we made awkward love. Staircase CUN^t 02:18, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Next time, stop walking first. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it was a lot more entertaining that way. You know I always love a challenge. Staircase CUN^t 02:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Sidewalks are for walking. Jerk. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:42, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, we were walking around a department store. They kicked us out after a little bit. Staircase CUN^t 02:45, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, it was inappropriate for the children's clothing section. In lingerie, maybe... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, in the kitchen section, where we could spoon. Staircase CUN^t 02:57, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Puns are the lowest form of humour. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

...and that's why I use them, and that explains why I am not funny. Staircase CUN^t 03:02, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) Puns have their place. It's not here. I do have standards. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Fine, I'll go use my punnage somewhere else. Staircase CUN^t 03:08, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Or, I could use actual humour! How does that sound? Staircase CUN^t 03:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Awful. Try mime. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:23, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Naw. If you weren't funny you'd be on Wikipedia. They aren't funny at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:22, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, well I know that. You have to have some sense of humour here. And, wow, it appears I am becoming British. I naturally typed "humour" instead of "humor". Staircase CUN^t 03:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

British spelling is naturally funnier than the alternative. This is because "u" is one of Nature's most comedic letters. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:53, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

True story here, not two or three months ago, I was talking to my friends how the letter U was, indeed the funniest letter. Naturally nobody agreed with me because they're idiots. Good to see someone has some sense. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

How so? Is 'U' your favourite letter? Staircase CUN^t 03:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

All of the letters are my favourite. Even Z. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I like ost letters, all except J. Staircase CUN^t 03:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

"Ost"? You Swedish? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:10, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

No; I'm a completely ignorant typer. But I'll be Swedish if you want me to......... Staircase CUN^t 04:12, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

That last bit sounds like a crooner tune from the 30's. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I have a interesting history with the word 'Swedish'. Best kept to myself, however. Staircase CUN^t 04:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:19, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, yes, another applaud to you for this. I laughed for quite a bit. Staircase CUN^t 04:21, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I did too. There isn't enough "conflating people with inanimate objects" humour, I find. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:29, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

However, if there becomes too much it just gets ridiculous. Sort of like all of those acts about that Borris wait, Norris guy. Staircase CUN^t 04:34, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Who? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:37, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I don't know much about 'm either. Also, lol. The first paragrpah of that article is genius writing. Staircase CUN^t 04:39, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. That's a good example of delayed comedy. It started out as a Ban Patrol comment (2nd to last paragraph) from 2006. Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:16, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Inspiration can come from anything, even that old creepy guy who lives down the road from me. Take, for example, his wart-covered feet. Staircase CUN^t 05:35, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

They aren't warts. They're boils. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:43, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't know about that, I tried to lance them with something but I could manage to do was press up against it. Didn't even pierce the skin. But then I threw that carrot away and tried it with a needle, where it sank right into his skin. But no fluid came pouring out. And, actually, I do have an idea for an article from when I was over at my buddy's house with some friends. Staircase CUN^t 15:55, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

For listening to my whinging...

PuppyOnTheRadio has awarded you a cookie! Quick bask in glory. Now get back to work administratorisiationing!

I have only two questions: who are you, and have we met before? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:56, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh that's right, use me up and when you're finished toss me out of your bed. Pup t 09:01, 23/07/2009

That was you? Oh. I didn't recognize you without the paper bag over your head. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:06, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

{{Special:Random Sexual Innuendo}} Pup t 09:10, 23/07/2009

Hey! That was what got you into this mess in the first place! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:59, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

In-your-end-o, what about in-my-end-o. Pup t 23:36, 24/07/2009

Bio

Why aren't you listed on Uncyclopedian Bios yet? -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:40, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

Because...I'm really a ghost. Ooooo-oooo! The Ghost of Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 19:07, 23 July 2009 (UTC)

I Confuuzedd -- GBA2005 I Want You! 19:05, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

You're confused? Imagine how I feel! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:09, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Ethereal? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 24 Jul

Marshmallowy, actually. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:21, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Did I see you in Ghostbusters? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:38, 24 Jul

No. My scenes got cut. Originally, there was a whole family. I was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Boy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:16, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:49, 24 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh. That's terribly unfortunate. I had a roast in the oven. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:00, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Excelent That means I can eat tonight. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 00:40, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

So, hypothetically...

What would one have to do to piss you off so much you'd jokeban them? Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 02:13, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ask me a question, probably. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:02, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

How about jokeban for ten seconds? Staircase CUN^t 04:03, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

If you ride the tiger, don't be surprised when you get bit. By the tiger, I mean. Rawr! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:24, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Ha! I was offline already! Your pathetic two-hour ban was meaningless! Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 22:18, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

You sure told me! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Mine wasn't! I got banned right in the middle of writing something! Lucky me, it wasn't important, it was just my college thesis. Staircase CUN^t 22:26, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, especially if your crime involves asking an incompetent admin for a ban, that admin accidentally gives you one much, much longer than he intended, and that admin then gives himself a ban, as well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:51, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh boy, you shuld have seen it after you resurrected me. My ip was still banned! Staircase CUN^t 22:53, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

It's magic that anything works at all. And not the Houdini kind of magic. The David Blaine kind. *Shudder* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:01, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh, David Blaine, he should go piss in a river. He does goddamn stunts. Bah. What a load of crap. Staircase CUN^t 23:09, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Vacation

I will be going on vacation on Thursday and be back on the 11th. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 15:38, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Good to know. I'll feed your plants and water your cat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

I will send you a postcard from Mainitoba. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 20:24, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Make sure you get one of their hill. From what I understand, it's breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

So what what you're telling me is that they have a breathtaking postcard on "Their Hill"? Also I have to work double shift because someone called in sick... with no supper! -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:18, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Baldy "Mountain". 832m of vague uphillness. Last year a mountain climber had his rope break near the peak. He fell almost three and a half feet. They had to call Mountain Rescue to help him walk back down. It was a nailbiter. He spent over an hour in hospital recuperating from the bruise.

Why did someone call in sick with no supper? That sounds fishy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:48, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

They called at 5pm I arrived at 5:30pm. I still have no supper and it is 6pm. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 21:55, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Let me be the first to say, "Aw, muffin." (hint: if you carry a can of "instant breakfast" with you, you'll never go hungry. If you add a hipflask, you'll never go sober, either.) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Even at work! Hmmm... that gives me an idea... -- GBA2005 I Want You! 22:57, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

It got me through many a long flight. Then they took away my pilot's license. Stupid FAA. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:04, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Fish Against Acronyms. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 23:12, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Fucking Awful Acronyms. Actually I'm only commenting in regards to your comment on watering the cats reminded me of this picture and the method of composing known as "throwing cats and water across the room while you get a famous artist to jump in the air." I love the work of Dali. Pup t 00:52, 29/07/2009

Um. Yeah. Good luck with that. Personally, I prefer the work of Dolly...

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

Yawnin', stretchin', try to come to life

Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

Out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'

And folks like me on the job from nine to five

It's catchy and true. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:10, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Greetings from Winnipeg, I come in peace. -- GBA2005 I Want You! 17:56, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Really? I come in packages of ten. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:13, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Winnipeg's slogan: "If you don't think hell freezes over, you havn't been to Winnipeg." (Canada's highest crime rate) -- GBA2005 I Want You! 18:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

It's Winnipeg. The only thing you can do there to pass the time is burgle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:30, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

You shoulda banned watchamacallit, too.

He started it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm quite indiscriminate in my bannings. My Captain says that I'm a loose cannon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

I got a loose cannon for ya. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Perfect timing. I've been looking for a new loose cann...hey! Put that away. Freak. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:08, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Given that you closed sockpuppet of the month...

Do you also want to get rid of it on {{awardpage}}? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:46, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

That was done and undone already. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Leddy put it back on after it was taken off, so no. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

Gotcha. My history is obviously a little lacking. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

I think at the time I wanted to preserve it for posterity. However, posterity is overrated, so feel free to get rid of it. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:14, Aug 7

You know what's not overrated? Pie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes it is. Not only is it overrated, but it seems to have brainwashed everyone into thinking it tastes like something other than goat shit. Pie is devious. pillow talk 17:22, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Hah!

I now have an account. Too bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 10:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Now change your sig, sockpuppety person. I don't mind people trying to be like me, because I am pretty awesome, but mimicry is only amusing to a point. Copying my sig exactly, including the spelling, is creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:16, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Man, I hate it when people call me creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Brute! 17:25, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Then stop being creepy. pillow talk 17:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

question for modus. the real modus, not the fake one. go away, fake modus.

could you look at the lead story of this week's unsignpost and tell me if i'm overstepping any bounds by dancing around the subject of wikia and ads? thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:44, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

"Overstepping"? "Bounds"? What crazy words are these?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:07, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

NotM

Tiki? What Tiki? Ummm, can I hand it back? Pup t 00:23, 8/08/2009

Winners of NotM have a history of disappearing (and by "a history of", I mean a couple of winners promptly disappeared). NotM is our Bermuda Triangle. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:31, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, as in I won NotM last month, and started full time work 3rd August, so I have a lot less time to devote to Uncyc now so I'm likely to all but disappear? Well I can tell you that there is no reason to be concerned. User:POTR/Invisiblesig

That's what the other guys said, too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:51, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Including me. Just kidding. I just felt like butting in here, but I probably get banned for two weeks by doing so. Staircase CUN^t 01:02, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently we're not true users until we get banned anyway. I've just referred to a fictional admin on an edit I did not long ago so I'm just waiting now. My first ban! A badge I will wear with pride! BTW, thankies on fixing the new pseudo sig. Pup t 01:05, 8/08/2009

Just remember that every <thing> needs a </thing> and you'll avoid most formatting issues. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:09, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

<opinion> Don't worry, he's just trying to prove his intellectual superiority! </opinion> Pup t 01:17, 8/08/2009

wats intellectual mean Staircase CUN^t 01:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

It means that I'm pretty awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:23, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

|agre²| 100% <whisper>Just go along with him... when we get banned he might be nice enough to unban us if he thinks we actually like him</whisper>Pup t 01:34, 8/08/2009

Wait wat ban. i don't like being baned. someon ehlp me out here!!!! Staircase CUN^t 01:41, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

hello

Dear Mr. Mode Operational ID,

I come here, upon lease of life, to posit a computeralory problem. My PS3 has just taken it's last wickets and has been bowled out for 500 runs (or so), so my gaming attentions have turned to the asinine, dusty PC I have in this house. I say asinine and dusty because I presume it's stats are rather comedic, and that in order to play the new Total War game, I must improve them. My mum mentioned it to me recently that I "should put a bit of money towards improving the PC", and I replied "that's a good idea, since I got a bit of money from my birthday the other week". "It's a shame you're bisexual" uttered mum, "Yes. Yes, it is" I added. However, I know no more about PC's hardware than my dog does. All I do know is that it has 256 RAM and that I bought a new graphics card for it some three years ago or so. I do know that 256 RAM is probably very poor compared to today's standards. So it enlightens on me that all I have to do is purchase more RAM, but then that's all I'd do, because of me naivety in these affairs. I know I'd probably have to equip the machine with a bit more stuff, the question is: what stuff, and what if it's £100 at the most?

I had once asked this question before to a computer expert friend of mine, a young, streetwise chap of Vietnamese descent (his father shot a Vietcong man during the war, don't you know), but I have unfortunately been unable to regain contact with him. It's been some time since we last spoke anyway. Anyway. I recall once that the last time I had asked him what stuff I should get, he rendered from a piece of a paper a rather tidy list. It must've included a new motherboard and whatever. I don't remember at all.

But I do remember you helping out OptyC in these rather turgid times, in regards to seeking a decent playing machine. I was wondering if you, Mr. Modusoperandi, would be willing to help me? I am perfectly willing to retrieve any info about this computer (if you can tell me how to) if you wish to. Overall I probably will want to spend no more than £100, is that possible or too laughable a budget to merely improve the PC's system? Beg willing for an answer, thanks again. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:47, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

A three year old PC? With no idea what's already inside it? Only a hundred wiggly L's to spend? Probably the video card (like this or this, if the slot is right and if you've got enough power to run it and if...). Of course, I'd save up for a while and start all over again with a new computer. Three years is a long time for a computer. But that's just me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:23, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

i am afraid of ghosts and to say that the computer is older still. like, a thousand years older. there are incan gods etched on the side of the hard drive. it's from 2002 or so LOL. i got a video card which allows most high-spec games from 2006 to work (but not perform too well), and only the RAM prevents new games from working spotlessly. for example, i can get medieval 2: total war to work, but only low graphics and even then it still lags time to time (and makes me reluctant to actually do the battles myself). i was aware of the option of starting all over again, but i was hopping like a frog that i might be able to get away with doing as minimal as possible renovation to my current PC. generally, i just want to be able to play RTS games, maybe only empire: total war. whu knos. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Computer specs? (eg: cpu, ram, vid-card, hdd)

The vid-card slot is what type (pci, pci express)?

How many watts is the power supply rated for?

Does the power supply have any sixpin or eightpin pci power cables?...if not, how many spare molex cables does it have? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

um... so that canadian actress marie-josée croze is pretty hot.

i hate to express how deep my computer naivety is, but believe me when i say i do not know how to retrieve the information you just asked for. i will take a stab at what i can: the video card is a ATI radeon 9250 graphics processor (i just checked the box and found AoE: the conqueror's expansion! whuh-ho!) and ram is 256. that is honestly all i can come up with. any way you could help me somehow????????/ thanks again ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

So the video card is a 9250...with 256mb ram? What's the CPU? How much ram does the system have? (Go "Start", "Control Panel", "System" and the "General" tab will show that).

A little googling shows both of the cards I linked above are about twice as fast as the 9250. I don't know how accurate the reviews are, but with the same version of 3dmark the 9250 got 5308, 9600 got 12000 and the 4830 got 11690. So, if your computer can take it (both look like they require a 6pin pci power plug), either should provide a noticeable boost.

Although you're probably screwed. It looks like the 9250 was PCI, while cards better than that are PCI-E. Hah! Loser.

The 8400 looks like the fastest PCI video card. It sucks (it's maybe 20% faster than the 9250), but at least it's cheap! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:12, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I checked the "General" tab and the CPU info is: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 2000+ (carbon dating I think) 1.66 GHz, 512 MB of RAM.

This'll be uncanny perhaps, but the 9250 was cheap when I bought it and my impetus to buy it was "wow! 9250 computer horsepowers! That'll make it TOTALLY POWERFUL". I only bought it because I knew it would make an improvement, despite it only being what, twelve quid? Cut me some slack here!

In fact, when the stage lighting man from my dad's am-dram productions fitted in the card, there was a slight worry that it actually wasn't compatible with the PC, like maybe it wasn't PCI or PCE or PC Plod or whatever you mean. But a little hammering here and there and he got it working. Fuck me sideways if I know what happened. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:06, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

The bad news is that any single change you can make won't make much of a difference. The good news is that my year-old computer is pretty fast, even with the giant monitor that I just bought. In fact, my old computer, (which sits in the corner, off and forlorn) is still faster than the boat anchor you're running. I hope that the good news helps to cheer you up a bit, dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:17, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

I've never been so insulted before in my life. I demand to see the manager of this propriety. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

It's not your fault. You didn't know. You did not know, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

My PC runs Monkey Island 5 really well though!!!!!!! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:37, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, LucasArts, you once-shiny thing... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

you only ever make indirect references to something in relation to the subject, faker ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:37, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I never Monkey Island'd, but I remember that LucasArts used to be pretty consistently awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:58, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Drive by: I'm Monkey Islanding at the moment actually - back to my youth with the original thanks to XBox Live. It's a wonderful thing. And you fight like a dairy farmer. Anyway, carry on. --UU - natter 13:07, Aug 13

I was never an adventure gamer. Adventure game logic always perplexed me ("Randomly combine stuff I pick up with stuff in my location to do...something?"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Interesting - with your way with a non-sequitur, I'd have thought you'd have been a dab hand at that. Besides, part of the humour of the Monkey Island games (and there's a lot of humour in them) is in the ridiculous items you carry around, and how you use them. "A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle? What possible use could that be?"; "Use giant q-tip in ear of giant monkey head" etc etc etc... --UU - natter 14:23, Aug 13

UnLogic only amuses me when I control it. I've gone quite mad with power. Mad! In games I prefer stuff that makes sense, not makes sense after the fact. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:32, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

UU only came here to cover up for your weaknesses, modus. you have no connection with the distinct at ALL ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:57, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes, it's vaguely ironic. On a side note, did you know that Aquaman was allergic to seafood? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:13, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

i'll not care for your lack of interest in procuring sense after the fact has already been stated. this ideology seeks an idea and milks it dry. what am i to ignore such a rule ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:17, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) You lost me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:23, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

how dare you solicit a response using your blank words within an indent askew ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:05, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) Are you running your comments through a computerized language translator a couple of times, or is the language center of my brain dying? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:15, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

/I put on my robe and wizard hat. Perhaps I can help. I believe he's saying that he's very drunk and appreciates all your help in this matter. Or that he's just sat on a pineapple. He's using a very rare dialect. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:26, 13 Aug

Since when do translators wear robes and wizard hats? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

hey

Are users allowed to vote on images that have already been featured? --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes they are. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Is it frowned upon? If so, who is frowning, and how good of a frown do they have? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:08, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

No, it's not frowned upon. That's how featured images become formerly featured images (or super-extra featured ones). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Wait, really? Is the image class determined by its score or something? I always figured Zombiebaron decided how classy a featured image is, and that's the end of it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I think that's how it is. It uses a complexified series of mathemalogical number thingys to calcificate when it appearizes on the frontpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

okay then, OKAY THEN

if you can't at least help me make my boat anchor any the less rusty, perhaps you could help me out with videoLAMES instead?

i have neglected pc vidjagames for quite some time (obviously). the games i liked playing on the pc were pretty much: call of duty 1 and 2, sid meier's pirates!, monkey island 1 2 3 and 5, sam and max 1 and 2, grim fandango, roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 (very depressing now), age of empires 1 and 2, empires: domtw, empire earth 2, rise of nations, combat flight simulator 3 (i have a neato joystick somewhere which i'm sure still kicks arse), rome: total war, medieval: total war 2 and one game which i am reluctant to play again, world of warcraft (which, despite my pc, worked absolutely perfectly).

i generally have an interest in any of those kind of games. my pc isn't the hotbed of new next-gen videogames, but it is the equivalent of a 1990s house compilation album. full of ripped classics that are totally awesome. some of the games had lag, but i'm relatively confident that even some modern games could work well on the pc (more tales of monkey island rather than modern warfare 2, i'm getting that shit for the ps3).

some of the genres that get my motor going the most are: rpg, sandbox, shooting, driving, simulation, rts and comedy puzzles.

i like games that have a mix of sandbox and something else. such as sandbox and driving, where i can still control a human running around and going to the toilet and whatever the fuck, inbetween comandeering a car. or perhaps sandbox and rpg where i can still do lots of other stuff unrelated to the plot, like in 1990s final fantasy.

i also like games that have a similar (but perhaps more blatantly professional) set up as sid meier's pirates!

anyway, i'm not even sure if you like videogames, you only have two computers more suited for videogames than me just piss me off. any help that you can spare? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 13:26, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Today's Tip: One of the coolest, most addictive and immense videogames ever created by man is Mount&Blade. Very highly recommended by yours truly for every PC gamer. (And it doesnt require a top end system, its pretty modest graphics-wise) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:45 August 15 '09

mmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, my sphinx friend, you are onto a winner. even looking at the screenshots just adds this game to my list. there's not much info for me though, just a description and images. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:14, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If you like RTS games (Age of Empires, Rise of Nations) you should look into Sid Meier's Civilization series. It's not technically an RTS given that it's turn-based, but it's far more polished (and has more of a point than) Pirates! and Civilization IV is considered to be one of the most definitive strategy games on the PC. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:25, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

good point. i had heard of other sid meier games but i only got the pirate ones because i like firing cannons, walking off planks, raping villages and that in my spare time. i've heard of civilisation more than the rest of his games, i'll give it a shot, thanks. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

If you like driving, as in driving simulators, Live for Speed (not Need for Speed) kicked ass, back when I played it. And I do play games, just not very mand or very often or, um, very well. I'm very slowly playing Fallout III: The Search for Spock, and I recently gave up on Overlord II: The Wrath of Khan after getting stuck on that damn bit after the Spider Queen. And the only reason I have a good computer (and an old computer that's still reasonably quick) is because I've got a pretty good job. Also, I take kickbacks. And graft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:39, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

unlicensed driving games usually scare me (namco's ridge racer was totally sexy though, but i prefer gran turismo), but i'll get the demo at least. i've completed fallout 3 (none of your dlc packs though, since sony wasn't invited to the party) several times and i'm still not finished with it. i want to make a character who only has 10/10 skill in luck and nothing else, so i can have some guybrush threepwood effect. i've heard of overlord, but wasn't really interested much. i don't have a job, unless you count waiting for christmas and birthdays. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered getting a job, you lazy bum? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:57, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

yes, i intend to peruse music talents :3 ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

The Fallout DLC packs are coming to PSN pretty soon, and a Game of the Year edition with the game and all packs is coming out around mid-October. If you like Fallout and you haven't already done so, check out The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion GotY edition. It's made by the same guys that did Fallout 3 and it's down to about $20 in some places. It's also enormous, I played it for over a week without even touching the main quest. Just so ya know and all whatnot. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 21:48, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

i had forgotten that the dlc packs were coming to psn anyway. i can only remember that it has something to do with the 'event', which sounds dandy. there aren't enough depressing nuclear war videogames. i played oblivion actually, though not enough (it's a shame i neglect these kind of games, since i have a totally wicked name for female characters and everything), stopping just as the first bit with the king. i eventually only ever spoke about it with friends, and i was often dismayed by the fact that you can't slash&run on the horse, or simply run enemies over because that'd totally be how i'd play the game. if it's as big as you say it is, then i'll definitely give it another try. i know my cousin would lend me the ps3 version of his, but my ps3's broken atm. rather wait for it to be fixed instead of getting pc version of things. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

I played Oblivion for about ten hours...then never touched it again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Man, you both suck. I don't wanna play with you no more. In other news, in terms of fighting on horseback and running things over, I would recommend Bladestorm: The Hundred Year's War. It's kinda like an RTS in that you control different types of squads to capture enemy strongholds, but instead of controlling them from heaven you're actually down on the field getting your hands dirty, ordering your squad to do exactly what you do, and taking control of squads fighting beside you on the fly (or summoning ones you've bought). There are also loads of class types - I haven't even seen them all yet - including sword on horse, spear on horse, lance on horse, and even Mongols with bows on horse, in addition to multiple classes of sword and spear and knife and shortbow and longbow and bow and elephant and some weird shield thingy with spikes on it and rapier and other stuff. There's also a demo for it on the Playstation Store, so you can try before you buy. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Small world. I did the soundtrack for a porn movie called Lance on horse. And by "did the soundtrack", I mean "had sex with it". It was pretty hot. Hot enough that my man-on-tape scene made the last Men gone...ick! dvd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:00, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

sounds like a good game, but it falls back to what i was looking for: a game for the pc, because my ps3 is knackered. and i don't want to play world of warcraft ever again. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:06, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered trying World of Warcraft? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:16, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, well then, it appears I've gone as far as I can help you. You should try that one thing that Modus suggested. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:28, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

World of MOcraft, the single player MMO, coming soon! (Available for Colecovision, Vectrex and Atari 5200)

maybe when i'm dead. i've ordered civilisation iv: complete from amazon though. thanks for the suggestion. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:40, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Civ IV is awesome. I played that and most of the other Civs to death. If you're ordering it from Amazon, you can save four bucks if you also order World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:47, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

What's World of Warcraft? Pup t 01:01, 16/08/2009

i already have world of warcraft somewhere in this maze of a mansion. and "four bucks", or should i say three shillings and halfpenny. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 01:03, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Woof! Woof! Woof! Pup t 01:15, 16/08/2009

I just felt like butting in. /sticks butt in Also, I didn't read a single message. What are you talking about? Staircase CUN^t 01:30, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Nachlader is gonna get World of Warcraft. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:46, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Damn. People say I have no life. At least I don't play those kind of games, much less video games in general. I just waste my time on Uncyclopedia and outside playing sports. Staircase CUN^t 01:50, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Um, Uncyclopedia is just a text-based MMO. Also, "outside"? "Playing sports"? You kidder you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

It's called "Golf". Staircase CUN^t 01:58, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

(de-indent) No. "Outside" means "the living room is window open", and "playing sports" is "playing Colecovision Baseball" (with the admittedly awesome controllers). If you're going to lie, at least try to keep it realistic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:09, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

Fine. Staircase CUN^t

I always thought that "playing sports" was a euphemism for masturbation. I'm so glad you're here Modus to show me how it's done! Pup t 07:04, 16/08/2009

OMG, a Colecovision reference! Have I ever told you I love you Modus? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:56, 20 Aug

Yes. Yes you do. All the time. It's getting to be a little bit creepy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Distraction of some kind!

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:20, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

-- GBA2005 I Want You! 16:52, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

your talk page

it is blue. That is all. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:23, Sep 5

Why are you posting in the middle of my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:50, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Censorship Needed!

On Forum:Another day, another call from the White House. It appears someone mentioned a person who Wikia doesn't want us to mention. --Mn-z 02:45, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I completely disagree. Someone simply said a random name and linked it to Google's search results for that name. There isn't any context of who that is nor why I said it. It is in no way as slanderous as me saying, "There's a guy named Michael Jordan." See? Nothing for anyone to complain about. Nothing illegal. Not even any context. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:51, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

That being said, I don't think our wiki overlords at Wikia wants us to mention that person. --Mn-z 02:52, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

And I don't think I want to mention Hitler, but I did. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:53, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:54, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Wikia was legal threated by the White House and he have been avoiding her name in the entire forum post. --Mn-z 02:57, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I think I speak for all of us when I say UN:N applies. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:00, Aug 17

The reason they were threatened with legal recourse was because it was supposedly slanderous. Just saying the name definitely isn't. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Rumpelstiltskin? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:08, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

I went ahead and informed a staff on IRC. It appears he wasn't on. They would have found about it anyway in a few hours at most, as its almost definitely on Sannse's watchlist. Anyway, I personally really don't care, but I don't want Wikia to get sued. Well, at least until uncyclopedia transfers to another wiki hosting service. Dex, please don't take it personally. --Mn-z 03:18, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

American law edited to remove potentially slanderous content Pup t 08:39, 17/08/2009

I took it personally, Mnbvcxz. Now my balls hurt. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, it appears Wikia didn't do anything about it. So either they're ok with it, or Sannse didn't bother watching that page. --Mn-z 05:16, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You beat me to God by seconds!

I didn't know the right way to fix the God connection to the voting. We asked several people to fix it yesterday, and nobody had done it. So I was being a bold n00b and was putting this there:

• CORRECTION to above: Voting is HERE

But when I tried to edit it, it said somebody had just edited it. Then I saw it was you and you fixed it right! Thanks! Miley Spears 16:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

Also I'm sorry you're dead. But I guess that gives you a direct connection to God, right? Miley Spears 16:22, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

I would take credit for the fix, but I'm too humble. Also, someone else came up with the fix. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:20, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

O hai

I am ban evading to ask you to consider reducing my block to negative one hour, plus one hour for ban evading. You are a gentleman and a scholar. 67.15.221.2 04:27, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

18 hours 12 seconds is a bit excessive for a joke ban. --Mn-z 04:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

But he said that he didn't care about Oscar Wilde! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Okay, say three "Hail Wildes" and I'll unban you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:22, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Hail Wilde, full of wit. Thy fame is with thee. Blessed art thou among poets, and blessed is the fruit of thy pen "The Importance of Being Ernest." Holy Wilde, father of wit, pray for us nonartists now and in the hour of our writer's block.

Prayers said on behalf of Hyperbole, who is not longer with us. --Mn-z 05:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not going to leave a message hear cause Modus might screw me over with a 'joke' ban again. Staircase CUN^t 05:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I would, too. I'm a real bastard. Ooo! I hate me sooo much! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, I discovered that you unblocked Hyperbole before I said the three "Hail Wildes". Therefore, you caused me to 3 Hail Wildes for no purpose. --Mn-z 17:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Clearly, Modus would make a good nun. pillow talk 17:15, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

I would. Except for chastity. And poverty. And obedience. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you could be a lecherous priest then? --Mn-z 20:35, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Naw. That's the wrong kind of lechery. Lecherous pastor, maybe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:43, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

This is Uncyclopedia. Everything here has no purpose. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:18, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

On the subject of intercession

It appears somebody banned User:Miley Spears for a day for using sockpuppetry to appeal a "joke ban" of "till judgement day". Can you please apply my 3 "Hail Wildes" to her if at all possible? --Mn-z 00:58, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

No. Because a day is not infinity. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:12, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

But, according to Zeno's paradox, it will take an infinite number of moments for a fast moving object to overtake a slower one. Since we observe fast objects overtaking slower ones (in time intervals on the order of seconds or less), we must conclude that an infinite number of moments passes within seconds. Since infinity is equal to an infinite number of moments, we must conclude that infinity has passed between the banning and the current time. Therefore, since the ban length is less than infinity, she is unbanned and this response is a moot point. --Mn-z 05:18, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

Get a job, philosopher! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:48, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

When did you observe the slower moving object overtake the faster one? Was this under the influence of cheap Greek Wine while sitting out in the hot sun? Pup t 06:58, 23/08/2009

/me gets broom Shoo, philosophers, shoo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:00, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

He's doing it wrong

Ban please --Charitwo^Talk 22:19, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:30, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

PLS

Are you de facto running the PLS? Just out of curiosity. You know I love you, but I was kind of hoping that...uh... --EMC ^[TALK] 22:36, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. The last one was six months ago, and the one last year at this time started in July...so I figured that it'd been forgotten. I've got the judging and entry pages ready, and I asked Sannse about the possibility of prizes. If you want it, I'm not going to fight you over it. Instead, I'd kill you in your sleep. Then I'll pretend to be you. Y'know, but cool. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:42, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Well it's up to you really. I do have some interest in running it again and if Wikia doesn't fork out the moneys then I'll be glad to. --EMC ^[TALK] 06:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Since your online right now

Can you move NEW YORK TO BAN SHRINK RAYS back to UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss where it belongs. Some page-move vandal moved it, and I think we need an admin to delete UnNews:Trig mourns grandmommy's loss to make way for the move. --Mn-z 04:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Done. TKF banned the guy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:18, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

On The Subject of the Above...

...front page needs to be changed. You know how I am about that. Yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:20, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it needed to be changed. Seven hours ago! It can wait until tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

But...but...but...obsessive-compulsiveness...arghhmmmmpppghh. Yeah, you're probably right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:28, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Could we get by with unprotecting that? There is actually alot of stuff on the mainpage that is only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:37, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. You can't be trusted. Even admins can't be trusted. They're all jerks, every last one of them! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Actually, looking at the mainpage, someone could foul it up fairly easily with what is already only semi-protected. --Mn-z 04:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for the inspiration. Staircase CUN^t 04:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Hush, you! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:10, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

People have in the past, but it doesn't happen a lot and it always gets quickly reverted. Mostly we just figure that anyone dumb enough to bother vandalizing a wiki probably doesn't spend too much time figuring out how to edit the main page templates. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:13, Aug 24

So if you make changing the featured article a complicated process, you could unprotect it then, right? --Mn-z 05:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No, because vandals don't typically feature the wrong page for their vandalism, they usually just blank and/or replace with shock pics or cyberbullying. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:24, Aug 24

Can someone change the front page, please? Seriously, I'm slowing dying over here. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Right, except most don't realize that they can, thus leaving us mostly protected. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:35, Aug 24

Third Subheader

Because. Staircase CUN^t 04:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Kudos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

In All Seriousness...

...can we make it so anyone (or at least me) can change the front page (provided rules/protocols etc. are followed), because, like, seriously, the fact that isn't always changed on time is quite obnoxious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:12, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

No. We do it just to bother you, and get great pleasure from your embothereding. Why would we do something that takes away a measure of our joy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Fag. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:27, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I always suspected that was the reason. --Mn-z 05:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, not really, though I would very much like it if you changed the front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:30, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

If we changed it right now, the featured article wouldn't really get a full day of featuring, so it's not really fair to the next page in the queue. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Aug 24

Well, the one up for featuring next is my article, and I'm sure we're all aware of my position on the issue up to this point. Quite frankly, I'd rather my article only featured for 18 hours or whatever it'll be by this point than have the current article be featured for another day and muck up the whole "daily featured article" thing in the process. So yeah. In summation: change the fucking front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

You're not the boss of us! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:14, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well, maybe I should be (but seriously, change the front page). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:25, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I get it now. Liverpool. Liverpudlian. Pool. Puddle. That's witty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Has anybody noticed

The front page hasn't been changed? Pup t 07:50, 24/08/2009

Nope. You're the first. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

The Front Page Has Been Changed!

Someone actually did their fucking job! And it wasn't you! Woah! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

hey modus

I don't know if you realized this yet, but the front page hasn't been changed. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:42, Aug 24

The what's done what now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:11, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Can somebody tell me whats going on? I see two post contradicting each other. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Guildy informed Modus that an admin forgot to change the front page. Modus replied that since it was 7 hours after the feature change time, if he changed the frontpage now, the next feature wouldn't get a full day. Guildy said he didn't care, and demanded that the front page be changed. Modus said he didn't care, so he left it as it is. And eventually, MrN9000 got around to changing the front page. --Mn-z 18:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

It was actually only four hours. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 18:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Apparently you aren't on metric time. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:08, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Just Thought I'd Say This

Sorry about the other day--in retrospect, I was kind of a dick. However, you must admit that your decided not changing of the front page didn't exactly help things get along, ya know? Now, I'd like to think that I'm a good little user: I take people's Pee advice, I leave reasons for my votes, I even let IPs edit my articles from time to time. Hell, I even received the unofficial Best Friend of the Month award. All in all, I'd like to think that I'm a fairly nice guy. However, there are two things: 1) please don't be a/an jackass/asshole, to me, or to anyone else, and 2) if you've the power to do so, change the front page on time. So long as those two things are done/happen, I'm a happy camper. So yeah.

Furthermore, I'm sure you're well aware this isn't the first time we've metaphorically butted heads. I'm sorry about this, too. When I'm being serious and the person I'm being serious to/about is not being serious, it's incredibly frustrating to me--probably the closet thing I have to having a temper. So yeah. Sorry about that.

In summation: I'm sawwy. Please don't hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Take a deep breath. Relax. Remember that none of us are here because we're motivated or competent. We're here because it's raining outside and/or the cops are after us. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

K. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, the front page needs to be changed. You can change it--at your own pace ;-) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I could, but won't. The thing is, where I am right now (most emphatically not work) the interweb is dead slow. Each page takes an average of forever to load. It's a pain to use it for things that I like, much less things that need to be done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:03, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:05, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

I see your slow interweb (most emphatically not at work) and raise you a completing a PEE review about an article on iPhones on your mobile phone while on the landline phone complaining to the IT department (most emphatically not at work) for three hours about the fact that you haven't had the right access to do your job properly for three weeks. The review worked out well though. Pup t 09:51, 25/08/2009

Your IT sucks. When I call...on my spacephone!...they pop right over. Perhaps you, like me, should work in the future in a job that's also in the future? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

If you work in the future, then why's your interweb so slow, huh? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

It's a dystopia. IT is the only thing that works correctly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

I didn't think you had a job. I always assumed you lived off doing secret product placements on uncyclopedia. --Mn-z 06:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have too much integrity for such nonsense. When integrity is around, I soak it up like ShamWow!® Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Holy shit! Look at MoWow!® soak that integrity the fuck up!

On a totally unrelated note, I heard that ZORBEEZ IS BETTER THAN SHAMWOW DUE TO ITS X27 TECHNOLOGY! AND UNLIKE SPONGES THAT SMELL, ZORBEEZ IS ODOR-FREE! Just sayin'. --Mn-z 17:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Zorbeez isn't "odor-free". Zorbeez smells like fail! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:57, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Mnbvcxz speaks the truth! At my job someone was using a shamwow for cleaning, and it absorbed some foul odor stunk up an entire room. Now we use zorbeez. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:33, Aug 27

Lies! You don't have a job. Hippie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my motherfucking article.

You are clearly a badass motherfucker.

—Guildy

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—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

I have excellent taste. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

a true thank you

dearest modus,

i just wanted to thank you for all of the work that you've done for this site. why you would want to add 'organize the PLS' to that already impressive load, nobody knows. people like you that put in all of the real effort that never gets recognized in any way, and yet you keep coming up with things to say that make me giggle. so...really...thank you. that is all. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Others do more important stuff than me. Those people that go hunt for stuff to put on QVFD? Those people running around adding categories to pages and pics? Those people doing the single hardest thing on Uncyclopedia, Pee Reviews? Those people are doing stuff. Big stuff. Plus, I plan on seriously messing PLS up. I've already picked out the winners, for instance. Congratulations. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:02, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

While we're on the topic... the PEE queue (PQ) is getting a little larger then it has been recently. As you're both accomplished writers and have used and completed PEEs in the past, it might be helpful if you would pick one up each. (Not a criticism, just a suggestion.) Pup t 02:57, 31/08/2009

I do Pee Reviews so rarely because they're incredibly hard (helping someone to be more funny on a subject I know nothing about? Madness!), and I have to be in the right state of mind to accomplish one. Plus, I'm lazy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:01, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

RE:Judging

I'd more than happily judge something, but I'd also like to enter a few categories, so I'm conflicted. I don't want to go back to this topic again, but I really think that judges should be allowed to enter categories they're not judging in, because otherwise you'll end up with a contest with either 15 judges and 4 entrants or no contest at all due to lack of judges. Seeing as judging takes place after the writers submit their entries, and there can be no accusations of self-nepotism so long as people don't enter the category they're already judging, I really don't see why this isn't a viable option. If anything, we should at least put it up to vote, or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

And then history will repeat itself: this seems to be discussed every PLS - most of the time a narrow vote comes down against the idea of judges participating. One or two iterations ago, the vote came down in favour, and when the contest kicked off, there was more drama as returning users got all pissy about it. Again. I think it was decided to leave the situation as it is in perpetuity, as it's pretty much just a repeating pattern anyway. The consensus opinion seems to be that it's difficult, shading towards impossible, given judges entering, to stop people at least feeling as if there may have been a conflict of interests somewhere, leading to drama and accusations and a lack of nicety. (Imagine you have to judge an article written by someone who is judging one of yours, for instance: are you going to be completely objective? Are they? Will other people believe you both have? Do you have nachos?) --UU - natter 12:43, Sep 1

Gotcha. I wasn't around for the PLS to which you allude, and I wasn't contributing to the forums durring the one PLS I have been here for, so if I'm being exasperating bringing up issues that have already been addressed, sorry. Just a thought is all. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:55, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Oh no no no - just explaining what's happened. You can't be expected to know what happened before you joined, fair's fair. Now, where's Modus with a nice non-sequitur? --UU - natter 20:38, Sep 1

I had non sequiturs and wup ass, but I'm all out of non sequiturs. I'm out of wup ass, too. My cupboards are bare! Woe! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

To UU: I see. To Modus: I see. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:47, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You sir

Would you like to give me a hand with the pic request I left on RadX corner for this? Feel free to deny me and also claim that you were never my father. Ever. ~ 14:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

You're in luck. I can get to it tomorrow. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:21, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm forever in your debt. Would you like my sister's phone number? ~ 19:38, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

The big girl with low self-esteem? Sign me up! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

Willing to judge others!

If you still need judges, sign me up! ShuaDaddy 00:31, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for your prompt reply. Pick a spot here. Also, it's best to keep responses on the same talkpage as they started.Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:34, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

“Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

~ Ronald Reagan on judging

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:50, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why was a Poo Lit Surprise Nominated Article Huffed?

I think I know why. Someone huffed User:Guildensternenstein/Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races probably because it was moved to Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition: Character Races or Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition or something like that. The problem is, on Uncyclopedia:Poo_Lit_Surprise it's listed by the now red link. Could you fix this, pretty please? (And no, I had nothing to do with the article, and don't even play D & D. And I posted this message on the huffer's page, but he hasn't been here for a few days, so whichever one of you gets there first wins). Thanks! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:21, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

No. There is nothing that we can do. The past is history, and is inviolate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:28, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Excuse my n00bnesss, but here's an idea. Someone who was not User:Guildensternenstein huffed the link because it was a double-redirect. So someone who's not User:Guildensternenstein can go there and make it a simple redirect. Or someone could tell User:Guildensternenstein about it which I'm going to do now. :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Did you even read the thing that I wrote? There is nothing that we can do. Nothing! (Also, I've already fixed the Poo Lit page). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:09, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Nothing? If you weren't an admin I'd think you were lying. Of course I know admins can't lie. (Really that's cool. The only prob is some user pages link to the dead link, but I told them about it too. Sorry I can't help trying to fix things!) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:42, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

If it really gets your panties in a bunch, go here and change all the old links to the new one. That's what I would do if I wasn't so terribly lazy (and had an interweb connection that didn't take for-damn-ever to load a page). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

What are you doing looking at my panties? The other links were all user pages and I told all the users. Thanks! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:44, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I think I fixed something having to do with this too. I don't remember what, but I'll take credit anyway. Also Miley's panties are pink. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:27, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Question

Is French_XVII_Disciples_Oval_Table some sort of in-joke, or it just the normal jibber-jabbery? --Mn-z 05:33, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Can't it be both? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:31, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

To rephrase it, does anyone care about it? It looks like sagacruft. --Mn-z 06:58, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Since I've never read it before I can honestly say that no one important cares about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:05, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

UGotM silliness

It appears that MrN9001 (nom of own bot, which I assume is a self-nom), Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (self nom), Bad Shroom (self nom), Roman Dog Bird (self nom), and Miley Spears (banned more than 1 day in the previous month, maybe, she was banned for 1 day, 10 hours, 12 minutes) may have been nominated invalidly. --Mn-z 04:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:01, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Do you suppose that some admin might be willing to strike the invalid nominations? --Mn-z 05:15, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

I dunno. It's possible. I only care about that page if someone tries to use it for grudges. Y'know...drama. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:09, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

But what if it leads to double voting or such nonsense? --Mn-z 06:18, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

It's UGotM. It's a magnet for nonsense. That's why it's there. It attracts the nonsense to a central point, preventing it from nonsensing other, more imporant, pages. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Sort of like super secret girlie pages control porn, right? --Mn-z 07:08, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Naw, that's just porn on the internet. Porn. On the internet. A novel concept, I know. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:16, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Do you know how hard it is hehehe to keep a page a super secret when everybody just keeps on going Oh, lookie here for porn. Pup t 23:52, 5/09/2009

Most Retarded, Gay, and Just Plain Stupid Joke Ever

Jimbo Wales:Hey, why is Wikipedia called "The Free Encyclopedia"?

You:Why?

Jimbo Wales:Because nobody wants it!

If that was the worst joke you ever heard, put {{For}}-Almost Sir Random Crap

*shrug* I've heard worse. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:41, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Then prepare for a fucked-up mind: A chicken crosses a road. Oscar Wilde fucks it, huffs a kitten, then gets ghey with George Clooney and your mom.-Almost Sir Random Crap

not even close... I've read ones that made me toss my mouse out of the balcony Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:55 September 6 '09

I've read some that have made me toss myself off the balcony. Staircase CUN^t 23:02, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

So anyway, a wizard did it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

that's one, for a start :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 23:21 September 6 '09

.....then teh wizard farts a kitten named Cajek lolololol.-Almost Sir Random Crap

...my apologies for dexter, i was wrong about yours, man :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 00:07 September 7 '09

Like I said, I've read some that have made me toss myself off a balcony. Doesn't anyone have any questions or concerns regarding this matter? Staircase CUN^t 21:22, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Are you

Stewart Francis? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 16:58, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

No. Thank god. I've never found him particularly funny. Stand-up consisting of entirely standalone one-liners gets tired pretty fast. That probably explains why I'm not a big fan of stand-up. Also, I'm a jerk. I'm always telling them that they're awesome and they should tell me a story and that they suck and should get off the stage. I'm a confusing heckler. I'm like Two-Face, but my coin landed on both sides simultaneously and broke the universe. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I only made the comparison since you are readily capable of transplanting a different route of comedy in each response of a conversation without having to rely on someone else to make a joke first. It reminded me of another Canadian comic who has an innate one-liner ability. I saw him first on Mock the Week, a comedy show that tries to capture a stand-up atmosphere in a panel show (sometimes it works really well, but doesn't feel as natural as the kind of comedy you get from other shows). Francis did make make everyone laugh and I was in stitches most of the time ("My girlfriend thinks I'm faithful... My wife on the other hand..."), but it did make me wonder if doing one-liners in endless succession in the time period of a stand-up gig actually worked. I saw Al Murray on the TV doing a story about proving God's existence, the invention of flight, the bickering of brothers and a stereotype of Americans as black people and I remember thinking... Now that's a stand-up routine. Francis would probably get very awkward after a while. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:06, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

If there's one route of comedy I take, it's a different one. No map, and it's upside down and for another genre entirely.

I can also pretty much guarantee that a bunch of his responses were from his act. That's how I do it, to. Prewriting spontaneous conversation, I mean. Most of this I just finished yesterday, so it's still a bit rough.

Al Murray was at the Montreal Comedy Festival (and on the tv show from it, after). He wasn't bad. He made fun of France! I like how he's committed to the character [segue] like another comedian whose committed to staying in character/s/, Zach Galifianakis. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:13, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

He always comes in with a pint and calls himself the pub landlord, with an aim to replicate pub humour. It gives him scope to use random humour anyway. I don't see much stand-up myself, but I know I like comedians who take more "natural" strides towards humour, just like how I prefer articles on Uncyclopedia that are trying to be subtle, rather than gun every sentence with a raunchy, open punchline. Michael McIntyre seems to annoy most people I know (and I can see very well why), but I think he's one of the very few comedians who can just tell a story and he'll have numerous vantage points to extract humour from, without making the audience wait until the story gets to the point. Delivery is important too. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:32, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

It helps if your British. Then you've got an cool accent. Accents are half of comedy. The other half is squashing watermelons with sledgehammers. Oddly, the Brits have never combined the two. They'd be unstoppable then.

I don't know much about comedy, but I know what I like. Comedy, mostly. (That said, most of what passes for comedy is awful. Why the hell is 2 1/2 Men still on?). Also, I just woke up, and I'm pretty sure that I'm not making any sense. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:53, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you can do the patois that comes with accents then that's gold. There's a comedian who was better known in the 80s called Alexei Sayle, and in one of the episodes of The Young Ones where he does a cockney accent he says "But as it is, know what I mean, so I cant help you really. Still I got a few minutes, so I might as well indulge in a bit of Cockney patois, know what I mean? Cor blimey, knock it on the 'ead, do what, as it 'appens. Terrific, 'ere, didn't you kill my bruvver? No it must have been me, sorry," and he goes on and on in a length of tirade. Alt comedy is great. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:47, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Alexei Sayle is awesome (or was, rather, as I haven't seen him at all in at least fifteen years). He's had a bunch of series, too, of which I've only seen Stuff, which was amusing. Before that, he was always accusing me of killing his brother. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:01, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah he made a bunch of shows in the 1990s that didn't quite kick off after one series. The 90s killed everything in the 80s. Anyway, I also like comedy shows that contrast from the style in The Young Ones. In the latter show, most of the actors were comedians themselves, guaranteeing a lot of physical humour, but in the long-running (by UK standards) and excellent comedy known as Red Dwarf, there were fewer comedians and more actors, eliciting more space age drama to go along with the superb script. I'd say it's also like Scrubs, but I have to go make a sandwich every time I mention that show. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:54, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Scrubs bugged me. If it wasn't for the adorable Sarah Chalke, I couldn't watch it. Even with her on it, I still don't. I only watch shows about abattoirs. In a pinch, I'm willing to watch something about sausage factories, or even one on a chicken processing plant if it's Sunday morning and nothing else is on, but slaughterhouses are where it's at, comedy-wise. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:34, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Abattoirs appear amiss and lost to comedy, although there was that Python sketch where a callous architect draws up plans for a human slaughterhouse instead of a block of flats as requested by a town council. Meanwhile, this is my primary source of distraction at the moment. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:05, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Abattoir humour isn't funny funny. And too bad about Mr. Bean's Holiday being, um, bad. I laughed once, I think. I'd rather watch chicken get "industrially separated" (which is oddly fascinating in an oddly fascinating way) than watch that movie again. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:31, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't see Mr. Bean's Holiday, but I was there in time to see the disappointed crowds which made for a smashing visualisation. I prefer the early Mr. Bean stuff where the sketches are mostly solitary (giving the lack of dialogue space to breathe) and I can watch it on YouTube since most of it is physical humour. I wouldn't want to see a chicken (unless it's Zach Braff) getting "industrially separated" because I'm vegetarian. And not only would it kill the chicken, it'd really hurt my feelings. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 20:46, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Remember when he got a turkey stuck on his head? It's like they put me on the small screen. Good times. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't see the Christmas special last year, I must do so this time around, I haven't seen it in quite a while. I'm sick of seeing Father Ted's special every year anyway. It's like Channel 4 has nothing else to put on on Christmas Eve. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:43, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, darn that Father Ted (/me says, pretending to know what that is, in more than the vague sense that it's by the same guy behind the IT Crowd). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:52, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, Graham Linehan! Master writer of three exelling comedies, Father Ted, Black Books and IT Crowd. If you've seen any of the Simon Pegg films of late you will recognise the actors in Black Books (Pegg himself is in one of the episodes! What an actor!) including Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey. Bonus fact about Linehan, he's married to the sister of Peter Serafinowicz, who is not only a comedian himself, but the voice actor of Darth Maul of the Star Trek films!! ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 10:40, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

"Darth Maul of the Star Trek films". You don't deserve to be a nerd. Hand in your badge and inhaler at the front desk on your way out. Dork. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:50, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

It's fine. I've got to get to SPORTS practice at the school field anyway. Have fun categorising your Peter Parker issues by way of number of vowels used or whatever. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:18, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my soon-to-be featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:31, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

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You must have mistaken me for some other user. I'm against voting. Voting only leads to carnal activities. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hello Modus

No reason for leaving this message other than that I haven't spoken to you for ages so I decided to say hello. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hello. I would've talked to you first, but I get all tongue tied around desperately handsome people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Suppose I won't be getting a blowjob then? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Not here. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:56, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Oh well, was worth a try. Better go and see if Olipro's awake yet, in that case. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:06, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Watch out for his tooth. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:25, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

It's led to him being responsible for more circumscisions than a mohel who works for free. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:38, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

I got circumcised. A bunch of times. Eventually they had to stop. They were just making it mad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:41, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Mine grew back, partially. I call it a twoskin, and since it makes me technically half-Jewish I wear a triangle on a chain round my neck. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:44, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered joining Jesus? If you half convert to Christianity you can wear a minus sign, instead. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You could combine the two. As I remember, a point-down triangle with a horizontal line through it is a symbol for Satan. Spooky. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:10, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

No. The two combined is Messianic Judaism. Their symbol is Jesus making you feel guilty about making such a fuss over his birthday. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:29, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Question

Do any of the admins watch Category:Articles that need instant checking? Checking the link, it appears it is in its own little walled garden with Template:Needadmin. I originally asked MrN9000, but he hasn't edited in a few days. --Mn-z 20:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

We have categories? Why wasn't I told of this?! /me storms off Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:28, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note, is that abandoned as far as you know? Well not so much abandoned, as probably never used in the first place, but its the same idea. --Mn-z 05:40, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

The main problem with categories is that if you have them on your watchlist, whenever anybody adds that cat to a page, it doesn't bump the cat up on your watchlist. I assume it's abandoned. This is because I'm quite myopic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:57, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Blast from the past

I was looking at the nomination pages of Past Winners and came across a vote-comment you made here. Whoa. That was amazing. I guess it had to have happened; you couldn't have just popped on here and nailed everything instantly, but WOW. You got depth, man. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:11, Sep 13

It's Hardwick. If his writing doesn't inspire you, your comedy soul is as empty as it is dead. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:08, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

one day i saw a man who wasn't inspired by hardwick's writing. i'll never forget that day. mostly because it was the day the bank repossessed my farm, but that uninspired guy was pretty disturbing, too. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 06:51, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

That man grew up to be Adolf Hitler. At the time, he was also Adolf Hitler, but smaller. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:31, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Turkey Ball Day

So, Modus, when are we having the PLS? Because we need to run the evil little sister sometimes as well. ~ 21:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

That one forum decided on October 5th. Then CW immediately after. Then Turkey Ball Day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:10, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

God damn it we're going to have a busy autumn. I'm feeling tired already. ~ 21:12, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

*cough* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:27, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Rosh Hashanah

Insert Joke About Rabbis and The Horn Here

Have a happy 5770, full of honey and other stuff that probably
wouldn't have been kosher if we'd thought about it more.
from Rabbi Techno
L'shanah tovah

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Honourary Jewish greetings.

Rabbis have silly bongs. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:58, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Two Things

First off, for PLS, for the Best Image category, do the images have to be chops? Sorry if I should know that already, but I'm just curious.

Secondly, why does TKF have to be mean all the time? I don't understand.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:25, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Based on how well an article's images contribute to the humor of the article. May be of an alternate namespace (images and article must be created by the user). (emphasis mine), from PLS

Did you try nibbling on TKF's earlobes? That always mellows out the insufferable prick. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:19, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I read that, and I thought the phrase you emphasized was slightly ambiguous, so I thought I'd ask to be sure. Secondly, I have not tried nibbling his earlobes, I'm just trying to figure out why he called me "haughty and pretentious" on a VFH page for no real reason. Right now I'm going with he's just a dickweed and has no friends, though there may be some other reason I'm not aware of yet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:04, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Have you considered the possibility that you're both ten years old, and he likes you? Next, he's gonna put gum in your hair. Then you'll push him down on the playground. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:59, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

That never occurred to me, no. I think I'll stick to the dickweed theory until evidence suggests otherwise. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:25, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

One day you'll have to face the fact that I'm right. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Oh Modus

Thou art genius, or something. Staircase CUN^t 02:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I do have my lucid moments. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Cookie

EMC has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For a successful collaborative threadjacking. I couldn't have done it without you. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:51, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

That's like a billion cookies, or something. Staircase CUN^t 02:52, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Even numbers scare me. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:54, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

What do you mean by 'number'? Staircase CUN^t 02:55, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I'm in the fetal position right now, thank you very much. And don't get any ideas. I've cemented my asshole shut. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:56, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

If I did that I'd die of lack of anal satisfaction. I follow through even when I'm camping (those flashlights are a doozy) Staircase CUN^t 02:59, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. It pales beside this threadjacking though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:02, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

It was at that moment that I realized the forums are not for serious fucking business. --EMC ^[TALK] 14:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Some lessons are hard lessons to learn. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Semantic satiation

Did you read the Wikipedia article? That explained the joke :(--Occono 02:11, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Uh. Huh. Yeah. Am I just a crank? Yes, but I'm so much more than that. Would you like me to bring it back, so that you can make it better, so that I don't do what I did before, again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:42, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, you just didn't think it was good enough? Fair enough then. I thought you deleted it on sight, and didn't get the idea. Never mind.--Occono 17:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

I did get it, but we've already got repetitive pages that repeat like that. And this. And this. The problem with one-note pages is that they've only got one note. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

.

Could you give TKF some sort of adminly talking-to, please? Three of his last five edits/actions here have been to insult me without provocation and then ban me for retorting to said insults. I’ve left several messages on his talk page regarding this (I admit they’re a little on the not-nice side, but still), and he has yet to respond. (He still has time, however, to sniff out a random contribution of mine and ban me for it.) I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve had more than my fair share of not-so-shining moments here (the comment that got me banned being one of them), and I’ve even been less than polite to you one more than one occasion, but even at my worst I don’t think I’ve ever been outright malicious, which is what he’s being towards me now. I know you know about the ban situation (being the guy that unblocked me, and all), and I know you blocked TKF already, and I know you probably know about the other stuff as well, but I feel that he’d listen if you gave him a talking to. It’s certainly a better option than me leaving a message, him decidedly not responding, me getting angry at his lack of response, and then him banning me, ya know?

I’d rather not have this progress any further, but at the same time I’d also like things to be resolved, and I’d definitely like to view a forum without being called mediocre or pretentious or an idiot for no valid reason. I can understand if you choose not to intervene further and potentially cause more drama, so don't feel obligated or anything. If you do play the role of peacemaker on my behalf, however, I thank you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 12:20, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I'll figure something out. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Well, the avoidy thing could work, fair enough. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:15, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Also, thanks. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

You two can sort it out, we three can sort it out, you two can avoid each other or I can have both of you killed. Famine would've skip straight to the last bit. I start at the second to last, since the first isn't working and the second would require thought on my part (although I'm willing to attempt it if both parties are willing). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:47, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a related note

I don't like TKF, either. pillow talk 18:59, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I don't like any of you. Luckily, I'm a solipsist, so when I close my eyes you disappear. Damn you, fevered imagination! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:02, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Interestingly, I actually do disappear when you close your eyes. But TKF continues to hand out passive-aggressive blocks to users who contribute far more to the wiki than he does. pillow talk 19:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Probably because he's such a nice guy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:18, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

And his sig is too long and he engages in sig whoring. --Mn-z 04:56, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

And his penmanship is illegible. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:12, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

On another related note

I don't like him, either. He stole my bike and he smells funny, too. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:20, Sep 23

Worst Reflections

Yeah, I understand what you mean, and why both of those could obviously be problematic. To be fair, though, TKF asked specifically about having both those things make the list. I was having a bit of smartassy fun, is all. I'm gonna remove them both, however, and then that will hopefully be the end of things. Thanks for being patient. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Well, okay then. Good. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

On a Totally Unrelated Note

I laughed out loud at the current "front page". —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

It is pretty awesome, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

If by "pretty awesome" you mean "no longer on the front page," then yes, yes it is. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:53, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

If by "no longer on the front page" you mean "still there, as yesterday's featured article", then I still find myself in agreement with you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:24, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

I did mean that. In another eighteen hours, we'll be fighting. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Will we be kung fu fighting? Will our cats be fast as lightning? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:41, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

And it'll be a little bit fright'ning, but they'll have expert timing. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:47, Sep 23

Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo dooo.    Orian57    Talk   07:25 23 September 2009

Short answer: yes. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 11:52, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. The 70's never died, man. They're just resting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:00, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Erm, Modus?

What happened to the feature situation? There hasn't been one in like three days.    Orian57    Talk   19:36 22 September 2009

I don't know. Nobody tells me nuffin'. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:41, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

It's because we didn't have sufficient +10 articles at the time the feature should/could/might have been changed. We should have a new feature for tomorrow though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:17, 22 September 2009

Well coincidentally Marble Madness has 12, so yeah. was just checking.    Orian57    Talk   21:01 22 September 2009

I had marble madness. Luckily, there's a drug for it now. Still, I miss the hallucinations. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:30, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

A unique offer for you, Modus.

I'm going to give you, yes, you this once in a life-time opportunity to buy a free iPod. All it costs is money and referring friends to do that same. What do you say? --C:\syndrome\_ 21:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

What's an iPod? Is that the thing I don't need because I only listen to music in my car, and my entire CD collection burned to MP3 fits on less than ten CDs which, in turn, fail to fill my CD changer? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:28, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

I think it's some sort of novelty cheese grater. So yes. --C:\syndrome\_ 23:53, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

Then I continue to not need it, as I avoid the novelty cheeses. Too much novelty gives me gas. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:25, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

RAPE

This what you do when someone archives their talk page, right? pillow talk 18:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Me? No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:36, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

No, I mean, I think you're supposed to yell "Rape" to decrease the chance that, when someone actually is raped, anyone will respond. pillow talk 19:33, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Wouldn't "Free cake!" work better? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:58, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

You mean, that's what I should yell if I'm about to be raped on my next sojourn to Connecticut? pillow talk 21:14, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. I've never been to Connecticut, much less sojourned there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:22, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Speaking of rapes and sojourns, who wants to hear this old gizzard's tale of almost being raped by Dexter's cock?-Almost Sir Random Crap

District 9 (human)

Appears to have a wip tag that expired 10 days ago. Also, it appears that the guy who created it is no longer active. He also created 2 huge comment templates and 2 categories for his articles. Anyway, is that article going to be deleted or not? If it is deleted, there is a good bit of "supporting" material that probably should also be deleted. --Mn-z 05:36, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

He was gonna be right on it, man, but then school came along and he was, like, "woah!". I mean, it hit him like a tonne of bricks, man. A friggin' tonne! So, dude, he told me to totally not delete it. He'll finish it once he wraps his head around polynomials. Nomials were bad enough, but polynoms are, like, a bunch of those. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:32, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Regarding UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy

Do you have anything else squirreled away in userspace? --Mn-z 05:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Yes, I do. Gimme some time. Gimme! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:11, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

VFH removal

Hey boss. You removed an article from VFH queue that I popped up there. Given the initial response it was likely to continue to tank anyway, but I was just curious, as I thought we protected them for the first 3 days. Pup t 22:58, 29/09/2009

3 days grace unless it hits -3. Which it did. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:13, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

hey

For Rogue States should Iran be quasi-theocracy/semi-theocracy instead of pseudo-theocracy? --Docile hippopotamus 06:41, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

How about pseudo-democratic quasi-theocracy? I don't know what words mean. I just use the ones that sound funny while flowing together in a pleasing rhythm. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:31, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Thanks. --Docile hippopotamus 10:53, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:02, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

PLS queries

so the PLS starts the 5th now? are we all set on judges? would you care to render some sort of official quote for the unsignpost as this year's poo-master? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

The what is on the when? This is the first I've heard about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:42, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

a nice man on the street told me you were organizing it. he also tried to show me what he had under his trench coat but i was in such a hurry to get here that i told him i'd stop back by on the way home. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:00, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

The sordid details are here. I can mark you down as an emergency judge if you'd like (and if you wouldn't I can mark you down as two emergency judges).

And you want a quote:

"This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever. Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head."

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:11, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

well, i judged last go-around, and as most of the site's accomplished writers are already judging, i'm looking forward to expecting a clean sweep, and also the subsequent crushing disappointment associated with losing in every category. anyway, thanks for the quote, which will be mangled and mis-attributed as usual. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

I've already picked the winners. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:18, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

i see. well, it seems i've gone and purchased this rather large pheasant as a bribe to no avail after all. well, since i don't need it, i'll just go ahead and leave it right here on your talk page...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:23, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

*munch munch munch* I'll see what I can do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:03, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Po.jpg

There you go. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:38, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:01, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Project Doggystyle with the Devil Revisited

I've just came back from a series of important events in my usually unimportant, uneventful life. But at last, the Lord has finally shown his grace by not coughing up his goddamn hairballs every four hours. Now that I'm ready to complete the project, please unhuff the articles.

Sincerely,
markchung

Okay. Which articles? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:08, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm assuming District 9 (human) and related. --Mn-z 04:32, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. Those. I undeleted two. If there were more, I have no knowledge of them. I'm like The Absentminded Professor, except without the doctorate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

I also believe that Category:MNU Approved and Category:MNU Banned should be unhuffed. --Mn-z 05:41, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Done. Keep in mind, markchung, that it needs to be more betterer, or it'll go away again. If you need lots of time, you can move it under your userpage. Also, don't forget to sign talkpages with four tildes (~~~~). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:46, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Why?

I would like to inquire why you would huff the category People being hunted by ninja assault kittens Insight11 16:13, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because no people are hunted by ninja assault kittens, I assume. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:17, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Modus, why do people do bad things? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:30, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because people are bad. Bad people! Off the furniture! Bad! Bad! Maybe that was pets. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Because Adam ate the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden. --Mn-z 04:49, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

No. It's because, not knowing good & evil (that is to say, the positive or negative consequences of actions) in the first place, they disobeyed God (by eating the fruit that would give them the knowledge that they shouldn't eat the fruit). The bad wasn't the eating, it was the disobedience (from two people made perfect by a perfect God who also made the devil that rebelled). If I could condense the Bible into one word (particularly the OT and especially the Pentauch), it would be "Obey". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Isn't that what I said? --Mn-z 05:37, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

If I could condense this talk page into one word, it would be "Hamburgers." Not that there's anything about hamburgers on this page, but I'm kinda hungry and they're on my mind. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:55, Oct 3

I just finished a Whopper. I'm just sayin'. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:21, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

Why? do I love the title of this section so much? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:29, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Trouble

Look, I've run out of ideas for Synesthesia, and this is an article that can be featured, surely. But I need help. Hey, I even included John Stamos for you.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'll take a look at it when I'm in a better mood. *Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:07, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Relax

First, I think I'm pretty relaxed. Compulsive maybe, but probably relaxed. Second, WFP is important, at least to the status of Uncyclopedia. Third, I get aggravated when established and "valuable" editors and users of Uncyclopedia violate what is arguably its most important rule, leading me to wonder why I didn't leave before the average user became considered effectively worthless due to the high volume of new unfunny users. But I otherwise consider myself pretty dispassionate.
Thanks for writing anyways. Care to comment? I invite you wholeheartedly, Rbpolsen ♦ Come Rant · Come Look at all My Crap 01:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Hey, you do realize that you're getting mad on the internet? That's like crying over rainwater lost down a gutter, or falling in love with a telephone pole. It looks silly and it never goes anywhere. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:10, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

But seriously folks, speaking of looking silly and never going anywhere, Syndrome's here! But seriously folks, I'm here all week. But seriously folks, try the steak. (Drummer plays Modusoperandi out) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:07, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Things on VFP either work or they don't, and there's nuffin' you can do about it. If you have to explain the joke, you've already lost. Have you considered going Goth? That's what I did. Consider you going Goth, I mean. Don't. You look terrible in velvet. I, on the other hand, look Gothtastic, and magnificently, depressingly so. It's too bad that the only vampires around these days are vegetarian abstinence vampires. This century sucks. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:12, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Don't do it when you want to go to it.

Seeing as how this'll be my first experience judging PLS, could you point me in the general direction of some judging guidelines? Is there a standard procedure I'm supposed to follow? Also, your talkpage seems a little blue. Cheer up Modus' talkpage, everything's gonna be okay. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:24, 8 Oct

ficksed • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 20:34 October 8 '09

Ummm.... didn't I fix it right before you fixed it in a slightly different way? How do we keep overwriting each other? What the fuck is going on? pillow talk 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

No kidding? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 20:40 October 8 '09

I'm against standardizing how people judge, as comedy won't fit in a box, man.

Have you done Pee Reviews? Judging like that seems to work for most. I, being a simple man, use a simpler system. I read each one (doing my best to not know who wrote it...going so far as to tape off the top part of the monitor), then go get drunk or punch a cop downtown or something. When I recover I read them again, and rate them from one to ten. If at the end I'm stuck with tied pages, I read them again and again, until the tie resolves itself in my head (like foxy boxing but with fat people and words).

And my talkpage isn't blue. It's grumpy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:38, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Anyplace in particular where I'd put my completely ignorant and arbitrary decisions? Or do we just all shout them out on the count of three? Also, your talkpage should stop being so grumpy. At least it's not a ginger. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:46, 8 Oct

When the time for judging is here, I'll put the link to the right place on your talkpage.

And I'm grumpy because I forgot to put a page of mine on Pee Review so that I could VFH it in time for the anniversary of the thing that the page was about. Double-grumpy because the exact same thing happened this time last year. *Grumble* Plus I have a sore shoulder and can't even complain about it out loud since I'm pretty sure that it's because, rather than fighting Nazis or something equally cool, I slept on my arm. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:00, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Slept on your arm because you were exhausted from fighting Nazis, right? Just arbitrarily feature your article on the appropriate day. It's not like anybody reads Uncyclopedia anyways. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:11, 8 Oct

I does • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 21:13 October 8 '09

Naw. I already featured me. Any chicanery from there would be a step down. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:16, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

chicanery? wuzzat? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 21:18 October 8 '09

Warn him

Listen, I do not know if you are an admin or not, but please warn or ban Killer 3.14. He keeps screwing and fucking up the forums, he hasn't made one article, he's already been banned 3 times, and he only cares about his retarded game. Finally, he acts like a 10-year old with ADHD. It's your choice, just please make him do something productive to our amount of 25,000 articles.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:32, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

Question:

Are you planning on writing any articles for PLS? I know you're "running" it and all, but the rules don't limit you on that one (I don't think so, anyway...). I'll take you on in best alt. namespace. Bring it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 07:10, Oct 9

No. That would be wrong. Besides, I just bought a new mirror and can't stop gazing at my reflection in it. Full length mirror. I'm really quite breathtaking. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:58, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

I love your glasses and that gap in your teeth. Sweet. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:19, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

The greatest beauty of all is flawed beauty. Like Cindy Crawford's mole or Claudia Schiffer's crippling mental retardation. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

How do you have 86 headers? Didn't you just archive your talk page? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

I just archived a little bit. I would've archived more, but some numpty commented in December in a section from October. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:03, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Can has I me PLS entry proofreading?

being funny foreigner who speaking English for his 3rd language, and verbally retarded, so you can makes exception —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 10:54 October 9 '09

I would say no. The idea is that you do it on your own. Having other people do stuff for your page is the opposite of that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

<begging>Oh, please. Writing humor in a language that is not your first is hard enough, believe me (and I'm not joking) please, don't make it harder for me, I just want somebody to correct the spelling grammar and mistakes</begging> you can make the proofreading thing an exception for foreigners —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 13:26 October 9 '09

(Use Word's spellcheck/grammar thingy or get a friend or parent to check it. That's what I would do if I didn't know english so goodly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC))

I'm actually mostly on my mobile phone (no Word spealtshek) My parents' English is not by any means better than mine (they're foreigners too, remember?) and I only have 2 friends whose English is better than mine, and both of them are currently out of country. Dude, it's a total disaster, I must have my article spellchecked —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 14:30 October 9 '09

I hate to sound like a jerk but...And so? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:48, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

forget it. i was just kidding all along :) —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 15:15 October 9 '09

You think playing with my heart is a joke? *Sniff* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:27, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Do you have access to a computer somewhere? Most typing programs have some sort of spell check. Even the firefox browser has spellcheck. --Mn-z 15:04, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

My Vista is down, and I'm waiting for a windows 7, and until then im not installing any other OS —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 15:15 October 9 '09

We haz invalidz.

For PLS, Hydronium Ion has submitted an article for Best Alt. Namespace that was both created before PLS started, and plagiarized. What should the next course of action be? Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 22:21, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Taken care of. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Oct 9

What Leddy said. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

What about this entry having been created before the competition and having been pee reviewed? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:29, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Um. That. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:38, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

That one article? With the words that were previously written somewhere else? I think That Balloon fellow did something wrong with that thing there. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:53, 10 Oct

I told him what to do on his talk page. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:00, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

What's he supposed to do on his talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Fix that thing he did and then erase that other thing that wasn't supposed to be there or something. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:20, 10 Oct

With his cock? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:23, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If by cock you mean penis, then no. Don't be ridiculous, this is a wiki. I'm sure he'll just use voodoo. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:28, 10 Oct

Nice Block

You can haz cookie. ~Joey~ ^{{Talk to meh}} 06:38, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Give yourself a cookie too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:40, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Whoops. Sorry

I sincerely apologize for entering the article that I created prior to PLS. I didn't read the rules properly. It won't happen again. --BlueSpiritGuy 14:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

We do original stuff here. Remember that. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:49, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Wrong thing to say, Modus. This is the guy who wrote an original article, but he did so before PLS. Plus he had it Pee Reviewed. The other guy c/p an article. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:53, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Wups. I was just coming back to change my comment to, simply, "Noob", too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:10, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Oh so I'm also not allowed to have it Pee Reviewed? Mmmm, think I'll have to start reading rules and stuff thoroughly. Anyway, sorry. And yes, I deserve to be called n00b.--BlueSpiritGuy 15:27, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry, we were all noobs once. Except for Modus. He was always here, just waiting for Uncyclopedia to arrive. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:30, 10 Oct

And the verdict is.. Guildy

Wow, the only contender for the best article category is Guildy. Dude, something is seriously wrong. I kid you not.. And it's not the only category with one entry.. Something is wrong, I tell you • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 16:28 October 10 '09

Someone else is bound to enter the category. If need be, I will. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:29, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you would like to panic, go right ahead. I, on the other hand, am planning on running the worst Poo Lit ever. It'll be my Waterloo, but with Napoleon instead of ABBA. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:11, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Whats a "napoleon"? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 20:22 October 10 '09

It's a kind of brandy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:26, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was a special type of condoms • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 21:07 October 10 '09

Yo, I'll enter. When's the deadline again? February? —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 20:46, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

No, the Xth of Farch • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 21:07 October 10 '09

I might hurl up a literary fur ball for this. No promises. Congrats on O'Reilly Sir, I was slightly confused when it first went up then it grew on me.--    10:55, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

And just to be clear on the issue

I delete any shock picture I encounter, as I did lately with Islam related articles, I try to keep a minimal respect for all defiled dead people in general and not just dead Jews. That picture had no place being here ~ 18:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

0_0 that's very nice of you, thanks • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 19:07 October 11 '09

I have been noticing some double standards regarding the Jews. For example, User:Roman Dog Bird was requested to remove a swastika from his sig, but no-one had a problem with him using the words "nigger" and "faggot". And, UnNews talk:Dictators hail Jewish peace plan was called "a piece of political slander" when attacks 10 worse against the USA and Bush (and everybody else) are permitted.

As for the dead people images, it seems we don't have many, the only ones I found were this crudely drawn lynching and Saddam Hussein right before being executed, so I wouldn't say that deletion was bad per say. --Mn-z 19:59, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Gosh, it's almost like Mordillo's jewish or something. If Orian or Fag had a problem with the use of the word faggot, or if a black uncyclopedian took offense to the word nigger, by all means they can deal with that, but those are words. The differentiation here seems to be between words and pictures. Words are one thing; pictures are another. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:14, Oct 11

But Leddy, a picture is a merely one thousand words. I did the math. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

What if I were to crop together two images? Wouldn't the resulting picture be worth 2000 words? Clearly, each pixel must be worth a given number of words. If we assume the 1000 word picture is the default size of an MS Paint bitmap, ie. 640x384, then each 245.76 pixels equals one word. So, a large 1024x768 image would be worth 3,200 words, while a 100x100 animated gif is worth 40.7 words per frame. --Mn-z 21:31, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

also, mnbz, the use of swastikas is federally outlawed in germany and some other countries. swastikas were used by the nazi reich and are now used by neonazis, and that gives the swastika a political dimension. on the other hand the words nigger and faggot are being used inside black and gay communities to refer to each others and are only considered taboos if used by outsiders.. yes, the three subjects are equally demeaning and disrespectful, but only the swastika has the "political charge" • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 20:22 October 11 '09

The fact the "nigger" and "faggot" are used by black people and homosexuals respectively does not make them any less racist. The swastika was used in non-political contexts, up on it the 1930's and 1940's, and has more non-racist usage than the word "nigger" which was always derogatory, if less so in the past. --Mn-z 21:11, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Also, my issue isn't with the pic per say, its with the scared cows and double standards. --Mn-z 21:17, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

yes, i totally agree with you. i've been called a sandnigger on several occations, and it hurts.. double standards suck of course, but that's how it is • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 21:27 October 11 '09

Scared what now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

A sacred cow

Sacred cows are golden statues which the Jews worship at high places in Dan and Bethel. I;m am also told that Hindus and some sub-Saharan African tribes also worship sacred cows. --Mn-z 01:02, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

You had "scared" before. I was poking fun at that. (Also, look at my edit comment) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:07, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, but I still think we have too much cow worship on this wiki. --Mn-z 01:16, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

What did you expect? This is the Chubbychaserswiki, right? Oh. Crap. I've been wasting my time on the wrong wiki. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:28, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

You mean this isn't the Chubbychaserswiki!!! That explains why nobody why likes that one category I created. --Mn-z 01:38, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Not everyone dislikes it. POTR

You wouldn't be coming out of the closet, again? --Mn-z 02:13, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

This section of my talkpage isn't funny at all. You people suck. (and by "you people" I mean "you people". And by the second "you people" I mean "Uncyclopedians") Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:15, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

On a more serious note, I'm also offended by Orian57's constant degrading of my sexual perversion orientation. --Mn-z 21:21, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

That's because you're a monster. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:02, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

True. But that still doesn't justify Orian57's bigotry. --Mn-z 01:02, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Theres a picture of Muhammad about to suck cock on User:An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays userpage and talkpage. Will that be deleted cause its a shock image? --121.214.60.1 22:42, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm too busy being stunned by the fact that Ape has a userpage to be shocked by whateverelseitwas that you said. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:10, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Also, the image survived VFD so it's unlikely that an admin would ignore that and delete the image on a whim. —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 23:16, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I have to say that I am offended by the word the. Can we remove all instances of the from Wikipedia? and on an indefinite stance, I'm not too crash hot about a either. Can we remove every second time that that particular letter shows up on here? Pup t 01:28, 12/10/2009

can I say that Ape's shock image is annoying as hell? If I'm ever delivering signpost again, unless there's nobody around I'm skipping his page! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:11, Oct 12

No, you cant. Pup t 02:17, 12/10/2009

I don't plan on just skipping it and not telling everyone. i'll say I'm done except for 1 person, whose page is not safe for work-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 02:20, Oct 12

Oh the skipping it is fine. The reason I was saying no is that you said "can I say that..." Pup t 02:27, 12/10/2009

Moar Issues

Looking back on the history of events, it appears the questionable image was uploaded before Mordillo corrected Clemens177 in the vote dramaz. It appears that Mordillo recently resurrected Clemens177, so I assume he realized that. And the ban time was reasonable for VFH vote drama.

Although, this does raise the issue of overly nationalist (or otherwise group-identified) admins interpreting any overly edgy humor against a certain group as a personal insult. I think that could be minimized if we discouraged broadcasting one' nationality/sexual orientation/whatever-group-affiliation in sigs.

And while I'm complaining about policy, several users have been insulting me by mocking and degrading my sexual perversion orientation. I think it is because I voted against their articles on VFH one time, or nomed their articles articles on VFD, or put there ip address on ban patrol, or something else they are having passive-aggressive drama over. It clearly can't be them actually finding pregnancy "humor" unfunny/disturbing. --Mn-z 17:47, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

So you're saying that we shouldn't advertise our backgrounds because it would let people know that we're involved in some sort of worldwide conspiracy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:08, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

More or less. --Mn-z 18:12, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Say Mnb, did it ever occur to you that you'll get better results if you talk with me rather than about me? ~ 18:14, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're an admin, right?

If so, please tell the mortals that they won't be banned for improving an article. I agree that you shouldn't significantly change the content of something while it's being voted on, but minor fixings won't hurt anyone. And tell POTR that I don't have to let him play with my fire truck. It's mine! I brought it! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:59, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

SHARE! My fire truck Pup t 05:06, 12/10/2009

Nooooo! I'm telling! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:10, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

WAUGH! Pup t 05:16, 12/10/2009

Cookie

Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic

--Click me^{NO NOT ME!!} _{I don't care if you click me} 18:55, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Hurrah! Also, you're doing it the hard way. You don't need to post all the code, just its name and modifiers, like so: {{cookie|Name=Killer 3.14}}. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:34, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Or maybe {{cookie|Killer 3.14|Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic}}. I think that would give the alternate message. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:10, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Killer 3.14 has awarded you a cookie! Thank you for your help in general and don't play in traffic

.

Apparently, yes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:16, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

This!

Scared the living bejesus out of me. I looked at it, went away, and then came back to look at it and somebody had apparently huffed it! Pup t 23:38, 12/10/2009

I know, right?! I was all, "Hey that's not supposed to be there" and "For Poo Lit, as it mentioned on the Poo Lit page for Poo Lit, pages for Poo Lit are supposed to be in userspace". Then I was all, like, "Wuppah!" and I moved it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:42, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

It's spelled "Huttah." pillow talk 23:51, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, and someone explained it to me and I thought to myself, "I should fix that, but nobody's going to change it for a day or so. Especially someone who hasn't been around for a while." And then I looked at this morning and realised that it had been changed, and so I went away for a moment to get my breakfast, came back and it had gone, but in an extremely polite way. Pup t 23:58, 12/10/2009

If you'd been a noob I would've put that instead. But you're not. Moron. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Funny you should say that, because there is a school of thought that I am a n00b which given that RCMurphy and I are on par makes sense. Pup t 00:11, 13/10/2009

Question about Poo Lit surprise suitability

I created a blank page for my upcoming article User:Myocardialinfarction/Sexual Orienteering, but before the poo lit contest started (I hadn't even remotely finished it enough for public viewing). Would I be able to post it and enter for the 'best article by a n00b' category? (I've been here slightly less than 3 months). I humbly prostrate myself before your judgement and assume the position. Thx Myocardialinfarction 14:16, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

If I were Modus, I would rule that you may write the article as long as you didn't use the words "arse" or "iPhone." But I'm not Modus, so basically I'm just wasting everyone's time here. pillow talk 14:21, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

I came up with what I thought was a good solution, what do you think to it Modus/anyone who happens to be passing? – Preceding unsigned comment added by ChiefjusticeDS (talk • contribs)

I think you forgot to sign your post and your personal hygiene leaves something to be desired. pillow talk 16:33, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Well, anything apart from that? --ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

That page isn't blank. It's even got a joke. An unmolested page or an unedited spork, maybe. This, no. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:08, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's just throwaway guff I put there to avoid being a total waste of someone's clicking time (look at the edit history if you can be bothered). It's not a page; it's not 'XTZ is gay'-as-content, it's just not an article. Yet. Well, I'll post it eventually anyway (as per the Chief's advice, blame him if it isn't funny - I'll leave out that iphone gag, which would probably do better as a surprise somewhere else, or forgotten entirely), and that shall be my revenge. Hope PLS turns over some better rocks than mine. Myocardialinfarction 00:26, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

This user created The Baker's Dozen, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Thanks, Madmax. I'd forgotten that I'd done that thing that I didn't know I'd done in the first place. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:38, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Cookie and username thing

That guy pointing at you with the username template doesn't work and I had to do the cookie the hard way so it says "Thank you for your help in general.". Just thought you'd like to know.--Click me^{NO NOT ME!!} _{I don't care if you click me} 20:29, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Have you considered being lazier? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:56, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

No.I just copied and pasted and added text.--Click me^{NO NOT ME!!} _{I don't care if you click me} 21:18, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Don't try to dazzle me with your Big City learnin'! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:01, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

You're probably not aware of this

But you're pretty awesome. Just thought you should know. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:10, 13 Oct

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. I tried soap, lave heavy-duty hand cleaner, even acetone, but the awesome won't wipe off. Worse, it leaches through my shoes, so behind me is a trail of awesome. It's like a curse, but awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

What's with the compliment? You think Modus is in charge of PLS or something? Oh yeah. Oh My God, MODUSOPERANDI IS THE TOTALLY COMPLETELY MOST AWESOMENESS! (Seriously, I know Optimuschris is a judge so can't win anyway). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Whatever

That's Ok, I've given up on it. I'm focused on Stormtrooper 147-B now. Also, protect or destroy Mudkip fires his lazer!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Okay. I'm glad I could, um, do nothing at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

PLS and my sad little entry

It has been bounced back and forth into and out of my userspace a fair bit, and the sound file from Zim is funny and it does improve it, especially with the two of them in there. Of course that would invalidate it from being PLS candidate if it stayed there with the amendments. So, given that you are God when it comes to PLS, I propose the following:

1. This get moved back to here and this is my entry into PLS.
2. This stays where it is and keep Rev Zim happy, but stays unrelated to PLS. That way Zim is happy, you're happy, I'm happy, and there is harmony in our family again, and I can get back to looking for jail bait cybersex. Pup t 23:08, 13/10/2009

I didn't invalidate it. Since Zim's edit was the only not-you edit, and his edit was only adding the audio, I "hid" his contribution and let your page in PLS. Then he undid all that. You can have it one way or the other. Either it's in mainspace with the audio (and not in userspace and not entered in PLS), or it's in your userspace without the audio (and not in mainspace, but entered in PLS). Have a chat with Zim if you decide on the latter. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry to have caused all this trouble. Feel free to chastise me publicly and repudiate me privately. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:43, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Non-issue - you made my life awkward because I did something stupid with something good and you made it better. I'm not a prize whore so I'm happy to take it our of the running and keep the better version of it in place if I have to choose between the two. Pup t 03:31, 15/10/2009

Puppy why don't you keep it in user space without Zim's work, then after voting's over move it to mainspace with Zim's audio? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:35, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Because that would make sense. We're through the looking glass here people. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:49, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Non-issue - It's off the main UnNews page, so it can (and should IMOP) be in the running. It's a fine article by a fine Aussie. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:45, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I will re-establish it back in my userspace, hide zim's audio (for the moment) and re-validate my invalidated entry. Which means, thankfully, I can stop working on writing something else. I was afraid I'd have to come up with another original idea then too. Pup t 23:46, 15/10/2009

Ah, protection... Modus, you know that thing you did with this once before? Can you do it again? Pup t 00:13, 16/10/2009

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

PLS question

Just thought you'd want to know this. I started an article after the PLS began, and an anonymous user edited it: [1]. It was two spelling corrections on a really rough draft that's full of misspellings, grammatical errors and the like (I don't bother worrying about such things in early drafts.) I reverted the edits [2] and later added {{PLS-WIP}} to help prevent it from happening again. I hope this isn't a problem. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

It's okay. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

You blocked Electrified Mocha Chinchilla for rickrolling

Was that about what happened at the China forum? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 10:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

No. That one doesn't seem to be the annoying "can't close the window" kind of rickroll. Forum:Of Abe Vigoda and Death was the one I banned him for. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:47, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Checking the history, it is quite annoying. It looks like you need to ctrl-alt-delete and close the web browser to stop it. --Mn-z 16:29, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

It falls under the "don't be a dick" rule. Hence the ban. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:03, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I push the limits, man. I push 'em real hard. --EMC ^[TALK] 07:41 Oct 21 2009

Speaking of problems

When I tried clicking on a link on this talk page right now, I couldn't. When I'd move the cursor over what I wanted to click on, it would jump away before I could click. When I moved the cursor away just a tiny bit, it jumped back. I've ran into this before, but was able to figure out it was someone's signature and they fixed it. I'm not sure what it is here, but it's happening again. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure it's something you did. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:05, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Any idea what? On the previous time, I finally realized it only happened when I was trying to edit a talk page that had comments from a particular user. I've never had this problem on any page that doesn't have user signatures. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:09, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Followup: I just tried clicking on edit for this section (Speaking of problems) and couldn't do it--same problem. I could only edit by clicking the edit tab at top. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:07, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'm still laying the blame on you. Computer problems are like farts that way. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:30, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Penis

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis. --Penis 18:13, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

So, it turns out that you can say "Penis" on the wiki, but you cannot say "Penis" in your edit summary. I bet you're glad I chose to use your talk page to test that. pillow talk 18:15, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

That might be why HOTCAT can't add Category:Penis right. --Mn-z 18:19, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. You did this because I clogged your toilet again, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:32, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Further problems to speak of

There's currently a shortage of awesome. I'm pretty sure it's your fault. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:40, 16 Oct

I doubt that very much. I'm like Ivory soap; almost pure. But pure awesome, instead of pure soap. Okay, a little soap. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:12, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, I love Ivory soap. 99.44% pure soap, and 0.56% badly contaminated soap. pillow talk 20:36, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

That .56% is mostly rat feces. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

That's the point really. You're hogging all the awesome. Why don't you leave a little for the rest of us? Or rather them, as I'm not qualified to handle awesome. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:21, 16 Oct

Awesome is like The Force. It's in all living creatures. Especially the funny looking ones. So...you've got a bunch of awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:52, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

A little cynical...

Forgive me for being a little cynical, but I get the feeling that Padimir Padoffski is a sockpuppet generated to win PLS. It seems odd that only a couple of days after the competition starts, a n00b is created who churns out a number of articles in extremely short succession, and edit #10 is an entry in PLS. I'm happy to be proven wrong, but I'd like to think that n00b prizes are given to n00bs to encourage them to become regular editors, not to sockpuppets for the vainglorious. Completely your call. Pup t 01:17, 18/10/2009

I have no way of checking (only Sannse seems to, and she only uses it to increase her power by crushing political rivals). To save time, I assume that all noobs are really banned users, returning under a new name. In a couple of months, the ego will get them banned again. They'll lay low for a while, then pop up as a new noob a few months later. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:32, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Well, either way it's a moot point now. Two edits since I wrote this and then offski. Pup

There's nothing sadder than a point that's moot. Unless it's got tuberculosis. That's a little bit sadder. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:28, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Rules of baseball

This replacement nomination of mine is not exactly pure either. As I point out in the table, perhaps 20% of it is still substantially as it was in the article on Baseball. I made nominations in the relevant categories because someone in a Forum cited the PLS apathy as evidence of the cosmic decline of Uncyclopedia, and the two nominations I have now are my only work confined to the nomination period. You may remove this nomination if warranted, with no hard feelings. Spıke ¬  03:20 18-Oct-09

Yeah, um. That. To be safe, you have a day to cut out the non-original stuff, or you can just give up ("Give up." Tyler takes hands off steering wheel. "Just. Give. Up." Several near misses with traffic follow. Car falls off road, rolls down hill. Antagonist loses consciousness). You're having no luck with this, are you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:43, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I shall do no such thing, but instead withdraw the nomination. Whoever wrote the original Section 3 of Baseball (up to 7-Oct) sounds like a Brit who never watched a game, but he succeeded at humor in a few cases. A recent arrival of two months (me) should not totally discard the work that came before in order to win a prize. (No one else should either.) PS--Fantastic Four is comparable, totally within the nomination period but also not all mine. But you might enjoy it if you saw the movie. Spıke ¬  03:56 18-Oct-09

"A recent arrival of two months (me) should not totally discard the work that came before in order to win a prize." Stop being noble. That's my schtick. Really, I don't think there's a problem doing that on your own user space, which is where your article would go anyway. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:00, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I have an opinion, but I also have a penis, and I know which needs to come first. Pup t 04:06, 18/10/2009

Rollback

Who do I talk to about it? I want rollback rights • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 10:57, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. Probably Sannes. Do you really thing you can handle them? Do you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:19, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

She's Sense, not Sannes :Þ. And yes, I thing can handle them, and I will. I've already reverted enough vandals to feed a starving African family (my family) forever. Also, thanks, I'll talk to Sannse. Also also, you made two typos in one post, which makes me worried about your health. Please get enough sleep. Seriously. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 18:29, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

I had just woken up, thang yu vary much! Friggin' word police. *Grumble* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:07, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Judging.

So basically, just list the articles in the order you like them? And there's only four entries this time, so am I just supposed to leave the last spot blank? Would you like a cookie, sir? 14:02,18October,2009

Yes, but don't start yet. It's not the 19th yet. Instead, start soon. Later, finish. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:20, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Okay. Just to let you know, I'm going to be gone October 20-25. So looks like I'm gonna have some work on the 19th. Would you like a cookie, sir? 17:40,18October,2009

Just five days in jail? You got off easy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:42, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

That's actually 6 days. 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, & 25. Would you like a cookie, sir? 18:12,18October,2009

Back off, math geek. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:04, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

hey

Can you add Category:Uncyclopedia to Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week? --Docile hippopotamus 22:48, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

No. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:56, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

Protecting the PLS entries

They aren't yet. Are you planning on doing that? If you're not, I'll just be leaving to vandalize my competition. :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:03, Oct 19

I'll take you on any day of the week! Pup t 01:38, 19/10/2009

Actually, you're the only other entry that I'm really worried about. (No offense to other, less funny writers.) But if you want a challenge, puppy, bah-ring it!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:58, Oct 19

I thought I had. Pup t 02:00, 19/10/2009

Tuh! Details! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:09, Oct 19

So Necropaxx, you worried that Puppy might have given a higher bribe than you? less funny writer--in your opinion but you ain't a judge so it don't mean doo doo 02:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

But you were expecting that Pup t 02:41, 19/10/2009

Can I help it if I'm so awesome that the competition pales in comparison? Also, the main reason I'm afraid of Puppy's entry is because I don't really get it. That scares me. Orian's late entry scares me too, but that's just because it's about something Scottish. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:58, Oct 19

Och, aye dinnae. Pup t 03:56, 19/10/2009

Heh heh, heh. "Entry". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:04, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Gimme a break, man. I'm at a place (not work!) where they keep distracting me with work. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:54, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

But this is your job! Pup t 01:59, 19/10/2009

No. If it was a job I'd be doing it half-assed. <thoughful pause> Maybe it is a job. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:36, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Is it a problem if...

...I make HowTo:Be Homeless in America a redirect to my user page with the article? I know that probably seems like a silly request as articles in PLS will be moved to mainspace in a few days anyway. But there's an article or two that may be linked to it and I want to avoid creating future dreaded double redirects (shudder). Also that way links to my user space won't have to be changed again in a few days. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:24, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Does it really matter? Besides, I'm against have mainspace pages redirect to user subpages. User subpages are for works-in-progress and vanity that wouldn't survive outside the warm furry moistness of a user's flabby manbosom. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:42, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Point taken. I'll simply link to my user space, then change the links when it goes mainspace. Thanks for the Ruling from on High advice! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It's less a "Ruling from on High" and more "pulling facts out of my ass". I'm practicing to be a political pundit. Death Panels! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:52, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

No, never say that. Every word that flows from your mouth is the purest honey. By the way, how are my PLS entries going? Pup t 02:58, 20/10/2009

No, Puppy, you should say it's the purest virgin Sun Bee honey. Also Modusoperandi is like a stream of bat's piss, by which I mean he shine's out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark. And that comment has nothing to do with PLS. Really. Would I lie? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:07, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Do you take requests? Can I bribe you with cookies?

Hey Mode... If I had to ask you to create me a pic (Book cover) for My article would ye be willing to? Would I have to degrade myself in any way? I am willing to if needed.

Please let me know kind sir. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 12:19, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

What do you want on it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:53, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Well as you can see the current one is sucky... Anything that is mafia movie and winnie the pooh combined with the title "Winnie The Shit" on it will do...Your creativeness is not limited to anything I say, except for the characters... use Winnie as the main focus and you may include any or all of the following characters: Rabbit, Tigger, Piglet or Eeyore. Would that be doable?

I don't know if this is better, but it's something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:27, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks so much

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 18:36, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It could take me a while. I work nutty hours. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:57, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

I lost where I first mentioned this, but I'd like to nominate the most current version of this pic for VFP. But when I go to the source File:Winnnietheshit.jpg, I see the first version (arm not yellow) and not the later version. But on the UnBooks:Winnie The Shit article, I see the most current version (arm yellow). I've refreshed, cleared the cache, etc., and still get the same thing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:01, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

The only version is the newest version. Sometimes the internet is so fast that it takes time to catch up with itself. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:08, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what that means. But as I tend to assume that people who make statements like that are either clever and thus probably right, or crazy and thus dangerous if you disagree, I'll agree with you. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:11, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

If you click on the pic, then scroll down, the only version is the newest one. I deleted the original. So, as you can see, when you see the old one is just your fevered mind playing tricks on you.

Oh, and if you want to nom it on VFP, let me change "Winnie the Shit" (which works better in context with the page its on, rather than standalone), to "The Poohfather" or something. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:14, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry, I just put it up for VFP. If you want, I can withdraw it and renom it later--or can I do that? I guess you can if you want. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:27, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Questions about PLS for Signpost

Is there still going to be prize money? When's the next one going to be held exactly? --EMC ^[TALK] 07:42 Oct 21 2009

Yes. When the next guy remembers it's late. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:44, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Where's the money coming from? --EMC ^[TALK] 07:48 Oct 21 2009

Me. I'm, like, all magnanimous 'n' shit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:11, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Lockdown

I just noticed that my PLS entry isn't locked. Of course, back in the day, no one locked their articles. Everyone just trusted everyone else to pass by their articles without breaking in to steal their words or vandalise it with Chuck Norris memes. Society's gone to shit. Anyway, could you lock it please? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  21:26, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wups. They tell me that cream rises to the top. They then inform me that I'm not cream. Luckily, blood is thicker than water. Unfortunately it also results in a terrible mixed drink, even if it's in a salted glass with a slice of pineapple on the rim. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:56, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

You Owe Me

Rememeber when you couldn't help my synesthesia article? Well, you owe me. I have a news article that means a lot to me and based opn its topic, should NOT be left in this shitty state. Please fix UnNews:2012 doomsday rescheduled due to inclimate weather, other doomsdays waiting to happen. Also, you owe me one russian prostitute and a Dean Martin CD.-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm going to tell you that I'll look at it, but what I'll actually do is stand up your page and go out with a prettier one. You'll eventually catch us together in a classy restaurant and go apeshit. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

PLS judging

When do I need to have it finished? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:49, 21 Oct

I'm not in that category, so take your time. Also this isn't my talk page. Pup t 23:56, 21/10/2009

But you're in mine, so it would be nice to know. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 00:05, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Ahem...

From 19rd ― 25st October, entries will be locked and judged.

I go by Zulu time, because that's the most awesome time, even if it includes a bunch of foreign countries with odd accents and weird food. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:20, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

I have my watch set on Zulu time. That's why I'm always several hours late. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:41, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

I wasn't informed there'd be reading involved with this. *grumble grumble* -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:29, 22 Oct

I didn't enter PLS, but I think I should win something just because I'm a girl. :D Really though why don't you have it in summer and winter when ppl are out of school? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

We do. Or, rather, we're supposed to. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:02, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

You do realize...

Order your official Modusoperandi collector plate today!

that you're 2 features away from hitting 40? You'll be over the hill in no time... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:26, Oct 22 2009

Ssh... I'm trying to catch up here. Pup t 01:28, 22/10/2009

My removal of the closing carrot/karat/carat was unintentional. I had started to make a comment that I thought might make me look foolish. So I removed the comment along with your carrot/karat/carat so I would definitely look foolish. Gosh, what a plan! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:32, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

<!-- God, what a moron. --> It's okay. These mistakes happen, and nobody thinks any less of you as a result. Pup t 02:36, 22/10/2009

I also had a full head of hair when I started here and I didn't groan when I stood up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:50, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

You still have a full head's worth of hair... Pup t 03:55, 22/10/2009

It just sort of, migrated, so to speak. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:08, Oct 22 2009

Would this be stupid

Would it violate some sort of rule if I posted a message on a judge's talk page about that judge's comments about an article I entered in PLS? Or would that just be stupid? And no, I would not be trying to change someone's opinion for two reasons: 1) It wouldn't work, and 2) if it did work, it would get everyone else who entered pissed at me. Should I wait until the contest is completely over, and then make a fool of myself? Or is it OK to do it now? I know I could just wait for three days, but by then I might forget what I wanted to say. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:41, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

That you're worried about it is probably a good indicator that you shouldn't. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:50, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

I was afraid you'd say something sensible like that. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:00, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

I know, right?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:06, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

FORTRAN

You've taken User:SPIKE/FORTRAN out of the PLS Rewrite competition on the grounds that it is an exact copy of FORTRAN. Yes it is. I merged FORTRAN and Fortran, between 14-Oct and 18-Oct, and on 18-Oct, copied it to my user space as seems to be required for PLS. What did I do wrong? Spıke ¬  03:05 24-Oct-09

Unless I'm terribly mistaken, merging two existing pages is not a rewrite. It's a merge. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:26, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

There was plenty of rewriting. But if those are the rules, so be it. Thanks for the reply. Spıke ¬  03:36 24-Oct-09

I've just done a comparison of Fortran and FORTRAN and User:SPIKE/FORTRAN. Spike has done a fair amount of rewriting along with this merge, in that what he has produced has been significantly more then the sum of the two independent previous articles. The fact that he has changed the version in Main space to be the same as the version he is submitting to PLS is not quite within the letter of the rules, but is also not against the letter of the rules. It was rewritten during the relevant period, and is quality work. But, again, you are the casting vote and the only one that counts here, M, so completely in your hands as to what to do. (As long as it doesn't include banning me for being annoying.) Pup t 04:01, 24/10/2009

SPIKE should have mentioned that earlier. HOW comes??? 04:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe, but then again the fact that he's mentioning it now suggests that he may not have realised until today. He's said several times before that he keeps his watchlist down to a minimum (forgive me for not looking for it) and on the actual nom he does mention that it is a merge of the two articles, and looking at the history supports it. Nobody actually informed him of the fact that it had been removed from contention on his talkpage - myself included, as I did notice it and was cheering it on as an underdog, and was surprised when it was removed without comment from Spike. (God, I'm good at this devil's advocate business.) Pup t 04:15, 24/10/2009

Okay. I've undone what I did, and asked the judges to take into account your article. My apologies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:21, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Indeed I had even taken PLS off my watch list and thus was a few days late seeing it had been Un-nominated. I have not done work in my workspace for the purpose of winning PLS; again, when I saw the gripe that the low number of nominations meant the death of Uncyclopedia, I picked my best shots and made copies in my userspace (not the other way around). This may mean that all my nominations are invalid; if so, I am happy to continue editing and leave the prizes for the people who like fame--but it's neat that y'all are looking out for me. Spıke ¬  11:10 24-Oct-09

Hardly. I'm out to get you and PuppyOnTheRadio is only protecting you because you've got his same rare blood type. It's a dog-eat-dog world here, m'lad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:08, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

PLS thingy

I have by the end of tomorrow to give my results yes? ~ 13:23, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

What, are Jews not allowed to judge others on Saturday or something? -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:30, 24 Oct

Yes. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:01, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

According to the Uncyclopedia Mishnah, Orthodox editors may not edit between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday, unless they're on Daylight Savings Time, in which case they get an extra hour of editing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Wait, that means Jews can't be doing the "caturday" thing on 4chan. Is that a curse or a blessing to them?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Thank god I'm not religious then. ~ 18:08, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

I thought you were a Messianic? Don't they do any crazy shit? If not, they really should invent some. It's the nutty stuff that really makes a belief stand out. Have they considered silly hats? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:12, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

What about a religious stunt, auch as a priest falling off the Empire State Building, like in those trippy action movies?-Almost Sir Random Crap

It's moot anyway. On second glance, Rataube's the Messianic, assuming he's the IP there. Mordillo's a liberal Protestant. True story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:17, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Wow, who let the religious dogs out? Also, FU Modus for edit conflicting me!-Almost Sir Random Crap

It's my talkpage. I can edit conflict whomever I please. Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:27, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

*gasp*! Anyway...you still owe me some help on one of my articles, as well as a Dean Martin CD, remember?-Almost Sir Random Crap

I owe you nothing. All I can do is say I'll contribute if the Muse pushes me in that direction. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

What have you been huffing?

The PLS results are totally fucked up.. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 19:07, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

I'm trying to do this while doing something else (not work!). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:44, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

So when are we going to move the entries to mainspace?

Yeah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:20, Oct 26 2009

Nobody's stopping you. Unless the pages are still protected. There's always the possibility of that. It's like russian roulette, but without the bullet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, they're still protected. Which makes moving pages rather difficult for a non-admin like me. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:53, Oct 26 2009

Oh, wait! Some kind and extremely prolific writer-admin unprotected them! Hooray for Uncyclopedia! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 03:03, Oct 26 2009

I set them to automatically unprotectifiy right after the judging...except the one, which was set to go off later, as I missed it the first time around and was too lazy to write in an actual date (rather, choosing "expire in 7 days"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:06, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I moved mine just one minute after Necropaxx posted that they were still protected and only an admin could move them. Does that mean I'm secretly an admin? ARRRRRRGGGGGG! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Regarding mine, there is already FORTRAN in mainspace as I made an exact copy in my userspace to submit the work to PLS. Recall that, on Rules of baseball, Why? suggested I excise material written by others to make a pure submission. I have copied this article back to mainspace, with the award tag, but merged back in the best stuff that I had removed for the competition. Spıke ¬  05:13 26-Oct-09

For FORTRAN, just copy the changes over (like the category I added). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:31, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Indeed the copy was no longer exact. This is now done, as well as responding to comments by judges T.L.B. and Under User that the article needed a better introduction for non-insiders. Cheers. Spıke ¬  12:24 26-Oct-09

Say, somebody followed my advice and it actually worked? That has got to be a first. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:33, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

You had advice? What was it like? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:03, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

It was like that thing that people do together. You know. That thing with all the squelching and sweat. Pup 05:12, 27/10/2009

Aerobics? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:15, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Jazzercise - to the music of Barry White Pup 05:19, 27/10/2009

IP Vandal report

Special:Contributions/71.87.159.15 (Isn't there some special place we're supposed to put these? I'm not sure where that is.) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:30, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

He's been got. Also, Ban Patrol. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:51, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

I found it. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:08, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Kids still fucking

A few days ago, I stumbled on UnNews:Kids still fucking and had one of my "damn, I wish I wrote that" moments. I really liked it, but I saw it when PLS was happening. I didn't want to post a note on your talk page then because, you know, any compliments made to a judge when judging is happening are pretty suspect. In my opinion, this is professional quality, and I like it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. It's one of my favourites. And, to point out the obvious, you know I wasn't a judge, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:06, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but you were setting up the competition. I know how these things work when there's millions in prize money at stake. ;) (Seriously, I knew, and you knew, but I didn't know if you'd know I knew. So that's why I waited). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:20, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

You weren't? So all that sucking up I did was for nothing? I want my bribe back! Pup 07:22, 27/10/2009

You're just a copycat!

# 20:26, October 28, 2009 Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) Added or changed avatar

# 20:24, October 28, 2009 Andorin Kato (Talk | contribs) Added or changed avatar

That's all you are. Hey, everyone! This guy's a great big phony! --Andorin Kato 03:28, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

First of all, yes. Second, what's it do? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:51, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

We aren't sure yet. --Andorin Kato 04:52, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

And another thing...it couldn't have been me, as I'm playing Borderlands online as we speak. As. We. Speak. So there! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Gonzo journalism needs a Benadryl

Thanks for proofreading my proofreading. As I recall, I actually noticed Benadryl wasn't capitalized, but for some reason I forgot to correct that. Glad you caught it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:36, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't catch it, Word did. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:52, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Word? As in, you have a program that looks at articles for you or something? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:56, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. And it does a terrible job! It's like me, but automated. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Hang on, you mean you're not a bot? Pup

You know what I use for a spellchecker? A dictionary. Also could you archive this page? Going here slows up my computer. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

No. Get a faster computer. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:48, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

You saying 3.60 GHz isn't fast enough? With that, it takes me forever to edit this page--

The last time I typed here, I typed several words, then had to sit and wait for them to appear on my screen. I don't know why. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:59, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Don't blame me. My computer is over a year old (I know, right!), and I don't have a problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:14, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I still suspect it's some code on this page--when I try to edit a section, the page still tends to jump around a lot. Although it's not as bad--it used to be I couldn't edit a section here at all, but had to edit the whole page, but when I do that my computer slows up. I suspect it's the code in someone's signature that's doing it. They probably changed their sig, so it's not as bad. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:18, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Are you having problems with the sigexpand thing again? I'll change my sig again.

And on a semi related note, is this link cheating? Pup

Since you changed your sig a while back, yours hasn't been causing me any problems. I don't know whose is, or even if it's a sig problem. It's weird, though. So's the link. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:26, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

It's okay - I hadn't changed my sig for about 5 minutes so I figured it was time to change it again. Pup

And yet it doesn't effect me. Hmmm. Have you tried being me? It's quite a trip, let me tell you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:24, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

I finally realized what happened. I put the proofread tag on this, and had noticed benadryl, but didn't do any proofreading--I just marked it so someone could do it before it got featured. In fact I hadn't even read the article, just glanced long enough to notice the misspelling. I'm telling you, being a time and dimension traveler can get very confusing. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:49, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. The inner labyrinth of your mind is as frightening as it is uninteresting. I kid. Seriously, I do. It's not frightening. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:10, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

I'm incredibly fascinating in Dimension Benadryl IX. Also there I have the face of Mariah Carey and the body of Drew Carey. I keep those in the freezer. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:42, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I hate partial archivists!

DESPOIL Pup

I do it just to bother you...even before you joined. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:15, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Modusoperandi/archive7, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[14:02 3 Nov 2009]

PS: This.

PS: It didn't appear there because it wasn't featured normally. There. I said it. That page was featured freakily. It's a freak. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:15, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

You online?

We need someone to ban this guy right now. There are no admins in IRC. You and Mordillo recently edited so I'm forlornly posting in the thin hope that someone is paying some sort of attention to the wiki. --Andorin Kato 10:50, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

...paying attention to what now? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:53, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

Ugh, thank you for finally getting him. RC is a mess; he wouldn't let up. I think more admins need to idle in IRC (not pointing fingers here, my good man) so we can whistle up the cavalry a bit quicker. --Andorin Kato 10:55, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

When I'm at the place where I normally pause to visit Uncyclopedia I can't be on IRC. And when I'm not there, I don't want to be on IRC. Ignore that last part. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:32, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

VFD

Can I get an explanation? Spıke ¬  18:19 9-Nov-09

When a user finds a page that they consider to be of poor quality, they put it on VFD. While there, other users can vote to keep or delete that page. After the votes are tallied, the page is either kept or deleted. On some occasions, it's redirected to another page or moved under a user's space so that they can work on it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:29, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

/me has fond recollection of Airplane. ~ 18:34, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

/me John, big tree! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:59, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, not an explanation of VFD, an explanation why you reverted my recent contribution. Spıke ¬  18:42 9-Nov-09

I accidentally opened it as a new window, then closed it. That's all I remember. Excuse my french, but the disparity between what I remember happening and what actually happened is pretty fucking awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:59, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

There is the slight problem of that article still having a WIP tag on. My only real ban was ZB banning me for doing the same thing. ~ 19:05, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I would be willing to retract my VFD nomination for this reason. However, the WIP tag has been there since June and the kid has faithfully made token changes at least once a week, which renew its tenuous lease on life. A more fundamental reason is in my nomination: The kid is using Uncyclopedia to develop a fictional universe, and we have deleted pieces of it on the grounds that they don't relate to anything, they're not funny, and they're poorly written. I don't really care that HZ Corps. be deleted, but that y'all take a consistent position for or against his project. Spıke ¬  19:20 9-Nov-09

Humor is in the eye of the beholder. With the tag abuse, tell an admin next time if we miss it and it will be dealt with. Also, this is not my talk page. ~ 19:23, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

...a consistent what?! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:25, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know of his "tag abuse" when I nominated it; studied it after Mordillo's comment. Thank you for locking the nomination before anyone voted. A consistent position--If there is a problem with this kid documenting in unfunny detail his alternate reality, do more than just shoot down the odd pages that someone stumbles across. If not, I will go do something useful. Spıke ¬  19:28 9-Nov-09

I told him. I told him good. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:56, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

OK. Although the previous section of his talk page suggests his only dealings with people here are to rudely ask for his articles back after they are deleted piecemeal, I assume you will watch the situation and I won't renominate him on VFD. Spıke ¬  20:03 9-Nov-09

You'll assume I'll something something something? Is that the best plan? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:28, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

You may have a point there. Perhaps better than politely advising him of the rules of WIP would be to explain to him exactly why his articles are disappearing, and probably will continue to do so. But even that is above my pay grade. Spıke ¬  20:53 9-Nov-09

But if I tell one person that they suck, I have to tell everybody that. I simply don't have that kind of time. Oh, and while I've got you here, you suck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:05, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

What if you just change the Uncyclopedia potato image to a text image saying You suck. That way everybody is happy. Pup

Naw. Too on-the-nose. Also, since you stopped by, you suck. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:24, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Well, that's two you've taken care of...Three, counting yourself. Modus, your latest post to his talk page is more like it. Only, he won't see it soon, because he's working this afternoon as 98.64.57.106. Spıke ¬  21:30 9-Nov-09

I can't do anything about that. IPs are my kryptonite. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:58, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

I'm actually really impressed that he managed to keep the WIP tag alive for 5 months and still going. Also, I suck. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:24, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

Pilgrim Fathers

Ironlung reviewed my article The Pilgrim Fathers and suggested that I ask an admin to get the page/pages Pilgrims to redirect to it. I'm told people of the American persuasion don't use the term pilgrim fathers but then they can't spell either.

There is an article already listed on Pilgrim, however. I'm no judge of its worth but Ironlung says it's crap and I'd tend to agree. Anyway, I'm assuming you're an admin so I guess you get to choose whether it's a good idea / whether you can be bothered to do the suggested redirect(s). I'm not going to beg. Much. Sog1970 16:54, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you feel strongly about it, put Pilgrim up on VFD. If it fails and is deleted, redirect it to your page. If it doesn't, just put your page in a "see also" section at the bottom of the pilgrim page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:54, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Fair enough. --Sog1970 21:05, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Hey

IRC? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:07, 12 Nov

Can't. Long story. Work. Okay, it's not so long of a story. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

LOL. Fair 'nuff. Another time then. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:25, 12 Nov

I can in.../me looks at clock...eight hours or so. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:43, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, I thought you lived in Canada? Working an overnight or something? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:46, 12 Nov

Shiftwork. I only do it because they pay me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:48, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Funny, I feel the same way about my porn career. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:57, 12 Nov

I remember you in Two Inches of Terror 2. I was one of the lighting crew. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:09, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Oh YEAH! I remember you. You were the one who was naked for no reason. Also, that title was very misleading. But I was flattered nonetheless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:15, 13 Nov

I mostly just remember that the lighting crew had to bring their own flashlights. Hence the nudity. While my doctor says that it shouldn't glow like that, the Catholics keep making a shrine around it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:17, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

>:(

TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 05:31, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's my favourite Findor! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:14, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

The Feature Q

It's empty, there's no Featured article for today. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 07:22, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

That's an outrage! An outrage! I'm so outraged that I just can't be here right now! Outrage! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:11, November 13, 2009 (UTC)!

You've defied my will!

Why did you unban user:Luvvy? She's really divisive, setting users against one another. I see you reverted the change to infinite ban by Roman Bird Dog. Had you noticed I'd upped her from a week to three months before that? I'd have thought you'd revert to my original three months and maybe ask me about it before returning her rights unilaterally.

I'm giving her a three month ban again because I feel strongly, along with others, that she deserves it, and she needs to have an enforced cooling off period. She's been warned and banned time and again. Please get back to me on my user talk page about this in any case. I want to know how you weigh in. Thanks, and cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:15, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Spanish Inquisition

I'm doing some stuff with the religion portal, and I got confused about a couple of articles. Spanish Inquisition and Spanish Inquisition (TV show) (which has the featured template on it, which, to me, doesn't seem to belong there) seem to be awry somehow, and it seems like you're the bloke to ask about it. What's up with these? Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:14, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

The first is a one-joke gag and the second appears to be a feature from 2005. Our standards were, um, different then. Neither of them is particularly good. If Sophia is kind, the first one will be rewritten. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:26, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Ok, I'll leave things as they are, except to put them both as category:Religion... if this is ok with you. Let me know if you object, so I'll know how to treat them for the religion portal; I myself like the idea of that feature... to me, it still works under current "standards". Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:33, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

The idea for the TV show one is alright, it just doesn't look finished. It's all steak, no sizzle, but with not much steak, either. But until somebody does them better, just leave 'em. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

If only there were some week that was set aside for people to rewrite things. Wait, a week might not be enough. Make it two weeks. And we could do it twice a year! That's like, four weeks of rewriting right there! I'm excited. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:11, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

You can't just go and "schedule" rewrites, man. Rewrites gotta run free, like the noble mountain goat or frisky electric eel. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:22, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Ok. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:46, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Awesome

You are. That thing you did? Not so much. Meh. I'm not even supposed to be here. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:52, 13 Nov

I doubt very much that the thing I did wasn't awesome. For one thing, it assumes that I did something. I'm sure you'll agree how crazy that sounds. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:23, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Well I think it was awesome. I would go into more detail about exactly what I'm talking about here, but I'm kinda going for a mysterious tone of voice on this post and I think that if I did that it would totally spoil the whole thing. MrN 23:30, Nov 13

Awesome part the second

They discovered water on the moon. That's one step closer to my magical moon palace. One day soon I'll be there, and then you bastards will miss me! Bastards. Also, you're still pretty awesome. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:03, 14 Nov

So now the moon is made of wet green cheese? Ick. That must stink. And, yes, I do continue to be awesome. I find that half of being awesome is not having a smelly moon palace. Anyway, good luck with your moon fort or whatever. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

Please move text from user page to Forum

I need an admin! My Forum:CSS background-image is closed/archivable, but PuppyOnTheRadio continued a discussion of technical workarounds he had tried, which is now Section 8 of my user page. This section should be moved to the end of the Forum article so that people can find it. POTR promised to do it but his signature now says he is on "hiatus." Thanks for your help. Spıke ¬  12:44 15-Nov-09

Done. If I didn't do it right you have only yourself to blame. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:27, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Looks good, thanks. Spıke ¬  00:35 16-Nov-09

lolwut

Two snippets of code from the welcome you left that poor bastard:
If you need help, ask me on my talk page
(...)
{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}}

Think he might get a little confused? Also, where are my pants? --Andorin Kato 09:31, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

It was all a part of my plan: appear to help him and, if he needs to ask a question, pass him off on somebody else. I'm really quite a genius. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:39, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Noted. Also, Modusoperandi and TheLedBalloon have the same number of letters, apparently. It's like you two were made for each other. --Andorin Kato 09:41, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

It gets weirder. One is an anagram of the other. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:44, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

VFD, bis

Nothing has happened in the last week except that TKDKidXism has no contributions, and HZ Corps. has none except via IP--presumably so that TKDKidXism is free to claim he didn't see your warnings. Unless you object, I'm inclined to renominate HZ Corps. for VFD. Spıke ¬  16:14 16-Nov-09

Whatever. Don't come cryin' to me when he knocks you up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:23, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Help

Ok im having a problem with vandalism by some cock sucking IP users who are editing my user page and talk page. This happen to me twice. Normally I don't care about people editing my stuff, but I dont approve of having peopele changing stuff on my userspace making me say stuff like i love boners or ass rape as people are doing that just look at the history. Is there a way for me to block editing on my userpage/talkpage so that a bunch noobs won't ruin it again, or at least have these people's ips banned to teach them a lesson. Thanks--WILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 23:04, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

Got him. And I banned a guy who was already banned. I'm on the ball. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:39, November 16, 2009 (UTC)

You mean you don't ass rape and love boners? I am so disappointed. (Seriously, glad it got stopped). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  15:56, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Invincibleflamegruemaster

So yeah. I banned him. For a week. Fun times, that. --Flammable 05:14, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

You're a tough man to please. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:17, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

The Weird O'Reilly Factor

Congrats on The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 getting named the third best article for October. But isn't it weird that it took the article a month to get enough votes to get featured, and then it got a score of 11.5? I guess somethings just grow on you. I think we should call this phenomenon The O'Reilly Factor. Congrats! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  15:54, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

My stuff is generally a slow burn. It's fairly rare that a page of mine doesn't take forever to fail or feature. It's tradition, really. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:32, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

In that case, I have another suggestion. We can call it The Modusoperandi Factor. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:09, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, a body part of mine already has that title. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:25, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Psssst. It's his ankles. Don't tell him I told you. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:16, 18 Nov

Then it would have to be The Modusoperandi Factors. Dummy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:47, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Unless you're referring to them as one collective nuisance. Which is what I always do. "Yeah, I was thinking about going out with him tonight, but you know...The Modusoperandi Factor." "Oh right, right, damn those ankles. Thank God for that ass." -- Also, penis. 23:49, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

For those who are seeing this in the future after RAHB changed his signature, I feel it my sanctified duty to point out that this originally read as '"Thank God for that ass." -- Also, penis.'  Father WHY??? (confessions)  23:57, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

That boy just ain't quite right in the head, I tell ya. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:21, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Not just the head. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 17:33, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, truly, that boy just ain't quite right in the head. - Also, penis.

Hey now, don't start putting words in my mouth. That boy just ain't quite right in the head. -- Also, penis. 02:00, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Okay. - Also, modus. 03:11, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

HEY YOU

Are you online? HELP! --Andorin Kato 08:47, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

In case you get this later and find nothing out of the ordinary and wonder what the hell I was thinking when I posted this, there's a couple IPs creating spam pages and no admins on IRC. Again. --Andorin Kato 08:52, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. I got one, and deleted his crap. Later, annoyed at how much crap he'd made, I banned him more. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:22, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

I saw! G'boy! Man, we need more like you. --Andorin Kato 09:24, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

More? There can be only one! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:31, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

A simple chop request

At least, I think it should be simple. Can you add the tagline "At least you can see it on TV" underneath "The World Is Just Awesome" with a matching font to this? I apologize for my horrible grammer, but I may or may not be drunk right now. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:26, 21 Nov

Okay. My program doesn't do text very well, which is doubly troubling, as I never learned how to read. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:57, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Holy shit that was fast. Thanks, it looks perfect. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:01, 21 Nov

Don't expect me to repeat that feat. I'm all out of haste potions. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:13, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

Are VFD nominations of Userpages Invalid?

According to MrN9000, vfd noms of userpages are valid. I wanted to get another admin's opinion before I started to VFD userpages that I don't like. --Mn-z 07:11, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I say that userpages are safe. As a general rule, this works pretty well. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:08, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Are you sure we can't change that rule, because I was hoping to delete the sigs and user pages of some users that I don't like. --Mn-z 17:48, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'm trying to figure out if you're serious or not. ~ 18:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'm trying to figure out if your serious or not about you trying to figure of if I'm serious or not. --Mn-z 05:33, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

I'm having scrambled eggs. Nice and runny. I should've probably cooked them. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:33, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Runny scrambled eggs always remind me of gobbling down semen. pillow talk 17:41, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Welp. Now I'm never eating scrambled eggs again. I hope you're happy. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:49, 25 Nov

Well, if by "happy" you mean "aroused"... pillow talk 17:59, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

Get out of my kitchen. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

SHOCK PORN

Are you sufficiently shocked? It's like a poor man's defibrillator right here. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 15:16, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Um. Yeah. Shocked. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:13, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

That image is used on 4,426 pages. --Mn-z 17:42, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Pah! Don't go bringing your "math" here. I just had this page cleaned. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:35, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Wanna do us a flavor?

Semi-protect this. Look at its history- the spambots love it for some reason. --Andorin Kato 22:16, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

Too slow, my good man. Mordillo beat you to it. Even though I posted on your talk page and not his. Isn't that a little eerie? --Andorin Kato 22:25, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

We are the cabal. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. ~ 22:30, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

I'll make sure to put that on my schedule. How's Tuesday after lunch? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:08, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

I thought that is when you were imposing a new world order? File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 19:03, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

We aren't even done with the old world order yet. I'm not going to toss out some perfectly good world order just because some new world order has arrived. What, do you think I'm made of money? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:42, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

You have a point. Now the question is has it been imposed enough. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 00:56, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

That's not a question. It's got a period at the end. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:33, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Now the question is has it been imposed enough.,!? Better.,!? File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 20:18, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

just FYI

In case your ears were burning, that is because we were about to talk shit about you on my talk page, but we ended up solving everying by blaming it on Canada and the Jews, as usual. Also, hope you enjoy the Festering Yeast Infection. Be careful who you let on your talk page. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 01:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

What in the heck is "Canada"? You foreigners and your made up places. You'll be blaming Narnia next. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:59, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Unhuffing request

Can you unhuff BUTT POOP/VFD, and if you can't re-main-space, can I have it in userspace? --Mn-z 05:36, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

If while you are at it, can you unhuff BUTT POOP? (which I believe you said couldn't be brought to vfd until dec 24th.) --Mn-z 05:59, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

and everything else spang deleted on that subject if you can. --Mn-z 06:04, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Done and talk to Spang. Tell him about that thing I said, of which I have no recollection. None! I'm like a blank canvas. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:06, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, but there are still about 3 articles (and their talk pages) that need unhuff-ified. --Mn-z 06:11, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Speaking as a user with a differing opinion, I don't think they need to be recreated. --Andorin Kato 06:14, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC)

Can you name them? I'm not psychic. Also, talk to Spang, if you haven't already. Which you have. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:23, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

BUTT POOP That time I nearly ate apples with Mike Tyson durning my sojourn in BUTT POOP!!!! and A BUTT POOP!!!! wizard did it. --Mn-z 06:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Done, done and done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

I'd really like to see these back in mainspace. The joke works a lot better in mainspace. pillow talk 20:41, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

OK I am freaked out

So I'm surfin' the net, clicking links, all that jazz. Then I notice a link on Yahoo!'s main page about Conservatives rewriting the Bible. Apparently they have been going at it for some time now. I click the link and it takes me to Conservapedia. Surprise, surprise. As I read the overview, I'm getting more and more alarmed. These people are serious. They are actually rewriting the Bible. Some of the doctrinal changes they are making I can understand where they came from, but removing entire stories like Jesus forgiving the adulteress and "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do"? And that's not the worst part! They are changing words to support a conservative ideology instead of the original intent! Quite frankly, I am horrified. This is cut-and-dried wrong. Why on earth do these people think they have the authority to tamper with the Bible? How can you go so off course?

You're probably wondering why I'm putting this here. Well, I'd just like to know what you think about it. No doubt you already know about it. Really though, I just want to know if I'm really seeing what everybody else is or if this is some massive prank of some sort.

I have never been more ashamed of referring to myself as a conservative, if this is what conservatives are doing. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 08:19, Dec 4 2009

Where have you been? They've been at it for awhile, and they certainly aren't the first to do it. Conservapedia is just more open about it, that's all. The adulteress story is widely considered to be a later addition, so they're probably right about that (which only proves that a broken clock is right twice a day). My favourite edits are the ones where they replace "Pharisees" with "liberals" or "people who read books and know stuff". The "redact the Bible" crowd of the Right is a tiny, tiny minority. Most of the Christians that agree with the Conservapedia-style stance on everything else are "KJV only" so, for once, Conservapedia is getting it from both sides. It won't go anywhere. It is funny though (considering that they're making liberals Pharisees when, if they paused briefly to look at themselves, they'd discover that they are Pharisees), and a little bit scary (the confidence of people who know nothing and, indeed, take pride in that fact, always catches me off guard). Of course, I'm still getting over the fact that the mother of the creator of Conservapedia, Phyllis Schlafly, spent the better part of her life going around America telling people that women should stay in the kitchen. The Right, as a group, seems to have no sense of irony. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:44, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

This is one of the reasons why I'm not religious. Also, wow, not a single pun, joke or non-sequitur in that entire block of text. You feeling alright, Modus? --Andorin Kato 08:50, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

It's hard to top a group that is already a parody of themselves. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:55, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

I agree. I fell out of my chair when I heard of this. "Conservapedia rewrites the Bible to fit idealogy" sounds like an UnNews article, and all their changes sound like the jokes in said article. Further proof that reality is stranger than fiction. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 09:12, Dec. 4, 2009

I agree, although I'm more on the side of "that's scary" than "that's hilarious!", mostly because they are deadly serious. I wrote a rant at them last night and put it on the project's talk page. If you'll remember, I'm the smexy sig with the giant block of text on it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 14:47, Dec 4 2009

My condolences on your ban, which hasn't happened yet, but will. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:54, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

If I didn't want to get banned, I wouldn't have posted anything there. I'm also eagerly awaiting the ban reasoning. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:01, Dec 4 2009

Your name is Jonathan? Also, Why give a damn? Idiots rewritting the Bible will not erase the Bible that you know. Just let it be, you know, it's not the first time something of that sort happens.. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:13, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

This just goes to show that they're no better than the commies or the nazis, all rewriting history. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:17, 4 December 2009

Pah! Those groups didn't have the Inerrant Guidance of the Holy Spirit® on their side...even the Nazis didn't, no matter how much they thought they did. This time, you see, these guys are right. I've mentioned this elsewhere, but theology is the only science where you're never wrong. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:25, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Not a True Conservative™. You questioned authority. Tsk, tsk. You should probably download and read The Authoritarians, so that you'll better understand a disturbing minority of people (and the amoral jackasses they tend to elect). Once we understand them, we can work on integrating them into civilized society. Of course, I'm a latte sipping, Volvo driving liberal, so what the hell do I know? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:25, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

What happened to your Prius? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:28, Dec 4 2009

It wasn't pretentious enough, so I made my own car out of wheatgrass and hemp. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:41, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Hello, sir. I'm the representetive of MAHMOOSHAMOBILE, a leading manufacturer of ecofriendly automobiles. You sir created the first truly ecofriendly car, how about you sell us the design for, say, an onion and two tomatoes? This is the best offer in the market, so please consider it, before you punch me in the cock. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 16:10, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Heck no! I want money. Money money money money! I'm a liberal, not an idiot. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:14, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

I've also read that the adulterous story is likely a later addition, but it's still one of my favorite Jesus stories. I just assume that it's accurate, and it took generations for someone to write it down (or for the Holy Spirit to inspire someone to write it down). And people have been redoing the Bible to fit their agenda for hundreds of years (the NIV is one of the few that doesn't censor a lot of the dirty parts, such as some parts of Ezekiel). Did you know that, under United States Federal Communications Commission (FCC) guidelines up through the late 20th century, there were parts of the King James Bible that, if read on air, would automatically fall under obscenity laws? A friend and I have had a laugh or two thinking about someone getting arrested for reading the Bible in America. As for conservative/liberal, here's an equation for you: conservative icon = dead liberal.  Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:09, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

249 cents, final

In cash, so you can buy onions, tomatoes and potatoes as much as you like.. That's my final offer, non negotiable. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 16:35, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

Naw. I'm waiting for Texaco to call. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:57, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

BUTT POOP

Judging from the comments on Spang's talk page and other sources, it appears that a significant number of users like that page. Could you possibly work out some sort of compromise on that issue, before I'm forced resort to such juvenile as annoyifiying my sig and the like.? --Mn-z 05:54, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

...speaking of deja vu... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:05, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, but now I claim consensus. --Mn-z 06:06, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

So you want Spang and myself to wrestle in a nerdy grudgematch for the ages? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:07, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

More or less. But what you did was helpful. --Mn-z 19:53, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

So they're not going to have this gay wresling match, where the winner gets to fuck the loser with a steel dildo? For shame. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 19:59, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I think that your comment reflects more on your psyche than it does mine. Or anybody elses. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:03, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

What's a phyche? And how does stuff reflect on it? • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 04:02, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

My point exactly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:22, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

. Is this your point? Sorry, I didn't know it was yours,,, Can I still use it please? It dont wont to end my sentences with a comma, • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 04:28, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Are you off your meds again? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:32, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

Naw, They expired yesterday,• FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 06:20, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

I'd like to reiterate that I want to see this article back in mainspace. The whole joke is that it's an article that wouldn't be deleted on VFD because VFD voters often vote on stupid rationales. If it's in userspace, then... it won't be deleted on VFD because userspace isn't taken to VFD. Sort of ruins the joke, I think. pillow talk 20:43, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

So you want Spang and myself to wrestle in a nerdy grudgematch for the ages? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:07, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

That's not the optimal solution, but, you know, here we've got at least four regular editors who want the series in mainspace; we've got you, who would at least tolerate the series in mainspace; and then we've got Spang saying "Fuck all y'all." Something isn't right here. pillow talk 21:24, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Spang, as before, is the one you have to convince. I'm not getting into an edit war with another admin unless it's damn well necessary, and by "necessary" I mean "to save that thing I wrote that one time, which was awesome". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:29, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

typical badgering

Can you try working out some sort of compromise with Spang, like a vote or something on whether or not to mainspace the articles in question? I think that will work better than me and Hype badgering everybody until it gets re-created. And, he's actually edit warring because that thing you said that one time about not bringing that one article to VFD for a month. --Mn-z 06:22, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

*Sigh* Spang is the only person here you have to convince. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:57, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Deletes and Reverts

Your welcome message says "Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never." Yet I got in trouble after someone else redid my reverted edit, and a certain user here recently got two previously huffed articles featured. Could you clarify this for a person who has a habit of asking annoying questions? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:15, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I didn't write "my" welcome template. I just stole it from someone else. I hope that clears things up. (Alternately, "Never recreate a deleted article" applied to noobs, who have a habit of making a bad page, coming back a day later to find it was deleted, then remaking the exact same page the same way, with the same lack of quality. "Never redo a reverted edit" may refer to the fact that it's better to discuss the edit with the editor, rather than engaging in a revert war) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:19, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

All right, thanks. But maybe the "Never recreate a deleted article" could be softened a bit. As it happens, the huffed article that was later featured was recreated by a noob who was told "you're doing it wrong" and fortunately ignored the advice. And there's already the warning when someone's trying to write a previously huffed article, basically saying are you sure you want to do this? I don't see that it's any worse to write an article on, say, Archery just because it was huffed than it is to start an article on Archery when it wasn't huffed. On the other hand, you may get some anally-retentive type like me who will be told "never" and who will still be following that policy 20 years later. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:07, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

By re-create a deleted article, it is probably meant recreating deleted content, not creating a new article with the same page-name as a deleted one. --Mn-z 06:11, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

While I agree with Why? that the message is misleading, I don't think it's a serious problem. If a new user sees a generic message telling him not to create a certain page but does it anyway, he's either an idiot and his ban was inevitable, or he's able to think critically and interpret the message like Modusoperandi and Mnbvcxz did, in which case he just might be a good writer. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:15, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

I'll assume you weren't intending to insult me, but I did say had I gotten that message I might still be following what I thought it meant 20 years later. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:34, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

I wasn't trying to insult you. What you would have done is ask someone if you can recreate a page 20 seconds later from when you decided that you wanted to create it. That's a valid approach too. To each his own. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:40, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Damn, you already know me that well? You're right, of course. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:00, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Ok cool. In that case, I think it would clear it up if the wording were changed, maybe to "Never recreate a deleted article--you can make a new one under the same name, though." But then I doubt most new users would know how to recreate an article that had been huffed anyway. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:31, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

I think I stole it from TheLedBalloon. Talk to him. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:56, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, do I have to? Isn't he like this really big, heavy bag of air? All right, I will. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:02, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Possible dramaz

At the last section of User talk:Meganew --Mn-z 20:09, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I dealt with it. I think. To be honest, there's a blank in my memory and now my hands are covered in blood. No, wait...ketchup. Whew, that was close. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:36, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

Holy crap I just put something here I meant for Mordillo's talkpage. Anyway. Good job with that thing. I'd give you a cookie but I don't want you getting fat. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:13, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Well that's fine, because Modus is I and I is Modus. Also, you still called me Modus on my talk page, which proves my previous point. Moose anyone, eh? ~ 07:52, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

So Mordillo looks like me, eh? The only question left, then, is which one is the Mirror, Mirror version of the other. (Hint: I have the goatee) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:05, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Does that mean you are not Spock? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  08:17, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Did Spock have a sense of humoUr? File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 05:13, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I would say yes, although he hides it much of the time. He possesses a subtle wit. Data, on the other hand, not funny. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:29, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry man -

One of us, me or Happytimes, was a bit overzealous with Happytimes_vs_Multiliteralist. The latter version was correct, could you please send it back from oblivion? Thanks half a million in advance! -- Style  Guide 08:56, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I second that... Or maybe forth it or somethings.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08:58, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Done. I assume. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:17, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks - now it's on QVFD list again, is there a glitch or is it normal in these cases? Anyway, I copy/pasted the text into my userspace so whatever happens with it I can retrieve it and put it under a different name if it gets fucked. Thanks so far. -- Style  Guide 10:28, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I hate to point out the obvious, but it is vanity. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:40, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

But, it is a sub-page though. Although, shouldn't the whole unlegal project be in userspace? --Mn-z 19:41, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Nah.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  02:09, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries!

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~ 18:35, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm all over it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries!

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~ 18:36, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I've completely forgotten about it already. Remind me again when it's time to judge. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I just heard your name on TV

Barney said your name on The Andy Griffith Show. What's weird is that television show hasn't been made for decades, so it's like they knew you'd be coming. Weird. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:37, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I was there, man. Who do you think made Andy a widow? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Wow! That explains so much. And all this time I thought it was because of sour mash and "the curse."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05:46, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

"Oh my God, you killed Mrs. Andy Taylor! ...You bastard!" King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:02, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

My favourite episode was the one where I convinced Andy that Otis Campbell did it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:27, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Modus!

Well, I suppose I'm back-ish for a little bit. I'm taking a little siesta from book writing. I got about 10k words in and realized that I was really unhappy with the chronology and tone. It's tough to simply tell a story and let the reader add 2+2 themselves when you're so emotionally attached to the subject matter. Too much analyzing, not enough story-telling. I know how I'm going to fix those issues but I need time to mull and ponder again. So, why not kill a little time here? Or at least a few brain cells.....It's bloody cold outside, blah blah blah, stuck in the house while trying to save money, blah blah blah blah, it's boring around here, blah blah blah. Maybe I should sell some of those blah's for extra cash or write another neurotic screed about life in my house/neighborhood that nobody will understand? Or perhaps change from blah's to yaddas? Cheers! --    17:55, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Short form writing is hard enough. I can't imagine maintaining it for a whole book. And why are you replying to my comment on your talkpage on my talkpage? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:59, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm an anarchist. I actually have the whole story in my head, its just a matter of scooping it out in a palatable form - perhaps tasting like berries and cinnamon.--    20:19, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Me too! I don't believe in narchs either. Small world. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:45, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Request for Deletion

Can you please delete the user page "Canadian user with so many sock puppets" as it appears to have no redeeming value - meerly the userpage of an individual who came here to mess around. And FYI: you may not a similarity in IP addressess between his and mine as I am his roomate. I am only here to have some fun. Thanks. 70.54.51.175 19:25, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

So, let me get this straight:

1) You, an IP, want me to delete the userpage of a user who has been banned? In what universe does that make sense and, more importantly, do they have nachos?

2) You, an IP, are a user's roommate? If you are his roommate 70.54.51.175, if that is in fact your real name, what colour are Canadian user with so many sock puppets' eyes? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:44, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

It was just a question. I figured you wouldn't care since it is extremely unlikely that anybody would notice this page's absence.70.54.51.175 21:04, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Liek ur mum lol. FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 22:49, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're a terrible roommate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:07, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

His mother is a terrible roommate too. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:37, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. She's always hogging the bed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:50, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

I have a creeping suspicion that this "roommate" has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and has served two tours of duty in Afghanistan. pillow talk 08:58, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

I have a black belt in Tae Kwon MO and it took me two hours to pinch off a doody in your bathroom. Black belt or no, you probably don't want to go in there for a while. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:10, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

What sort of egoistical bastard names a form of marital arts after themselves? --Mn-z 18:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Request for Deletion

If you could remove Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about from the inexplicably protected User:Dscottcool/Effect of Dragons on Global Warming, it would certainly improve the visual look of that category. Just saying, is all.

Actually, I just want to say one more thing. In my opinion, a lot of categories are ruined by having too many people stick them in their userspace, where I'm not supposed to touch anything. Is there any chance we could consider the concept of segregating "article categories" and "userspace categories"? And removing "article categories" from userspace? pillow talk 00:35, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

How would removing it from that page improve the look of that category, which has a bunch of other user subpages on it?

How would making things more complicated make them better? You do know that this is Uncyclopedia, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

To answer your questions: 1) That particular page has such a long title that its column smashes the column with actual articles in it; and 2) I'm not asking about anything more complicated than "Sure, go ahead and take popular article categories off of people's userpages." pillow talk 01:05, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

1) It displays fine to me. Have you tried being me?

2) Start a forum and watch that idea die a grissly death. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:29, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

I did try being you once, but I found that I don't care for the smell of patchouli oil enough. Hmm. Maybe instead of proposing it, I should just do it and see if anyone notices/bans me. pillow talk 01:33, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

It's baby oil, actually. I've said too much. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:42, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

On a related note, wouldn't any page with a verbose title do the same thing? --Mn-z 19:28, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Um, yes. Yes, it would. I don't know, I just spent like three hours fixing that category and then I was like "Fuck! It still looks like shit!" Maybe there's nothing to be done. pillow talk 19:43, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

It seems like you'd need to ask Spang about this if you want to force the column widths to be even. You could also put a really long title in every column, but even that doesn't seem to work too well. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:38, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Due to the nature of categories, they will look like crap irregardless of what is done to them. --Mn-z 16:56, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

While I can't dismiss the possibility, I find it highly improbable that pages with verbose titles would cover me in baby oil. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:16, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

We could test that. Go take a shower, visit Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi, and then mail me some of your clothing for me to sniff run scientific tests on. pillow talk 23:20, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Clothing? You don't know me at all. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Then are you in puris naturalibus? I think there's a template for that. (I'm practicing my Latin for the Uncyclopedia Legal Department). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You're practicing a dead language for a website nobody cares about? What did you do to make you hate yourself so much? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:57, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I'm hoping that, if I do good enough here, I'll be qualified to create my own page on Geocities. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Web 1.0 is due for a comeback. That's why I'm investing all my money in animated gifs. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Go for it. I still use Netscape Navigator 1.2. And while you're doing your investing, did you notice that I diplomatically avoided mentioning there's a certain user here on this worthless site who made a user name out of that same dead language? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Easter Islandian is hardly a dead language. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:22, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

It is in rerum natura for categories to look like crap. It says that in the Torah. Only in Hebrew. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig7 17:41, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Hi there. Would you, or another admin here at Uncyclopedia be able to delete my user page, talk page, and any subpages that I have? Thanks in advance. Cheers! Ivan Kricancic 08:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You want me to erase you from history? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:51, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I would like that. I think it's the best course of action. (Sorry for the late reply) Ivan Kricancic 10:14, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Why do you want me to erase you? Are you ashamed of loving Uncyclopedia? Did Uncyclopedia hurt you, somehow? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:14, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Seriously? Didn't you read what's on the guy's userpage? There's some serious stalking and personal attack shit on his page. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 15:30 • Thursday, 17-12-2009

Still, I don't feel good about it. I feel like Stalin. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:46, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

So what? I feel like Pukin' all the time, and you don't see me complaining, do you? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 15:51 • Thursday, 17-12-2009

No, but that does explain why my rosebushes are dying. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:30, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

SO LEIK IZ IT GUD ENUF?

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Frostbite:_A_Christmas_LP I hope so. Hopefully funneh enough to be featureable in time for Xmas.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 17:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You've got competition. I'm having my adoptee make a Christmas Reskin, so I hope the cabal will let us know what is to be featured on Christmas day. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:39, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Christmas? Pah! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hack up request

File:Adultsteph.jpg is being used in a choose command, I assume it was deleted because it appeared to be unused. --Mn-z 18:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Images that are huffed are huffed permanently. The "View and restore deleted pages" for the last revision of it is "[[Category:Vampires]] [[Category:Nonnude Boobage]] [[Category:Boobage Images CA]]". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:50, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Seriously? The godawful images on Jean-Bédel Bokassa were deleted and restored months later. What can Ljlego do that you can't? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Everything, apparently. The computer tells me that it's not there. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:48, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Maybe the problem is that you just don't believe in yourself. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:50, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it is true that I'm unsure about the status of my existence. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:55, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

It's the secret unhuff button! The secret one! ~ 23:00, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. That. How'd you do that? What'd I miss? Was it competence? Did I miss competence? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

I think you took the day off on that class. Something about going to the Niagara Falls? You just do a normal restore and the file gets restored along. The only difference is that you can't see it in the preview. ~ 23:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. That's stupid. My way is funnier. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:10, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

You sir!

Would you mind making a potato santa logo for Xmas? I mean, I know you're all heathens and stuff but you might as well enjoy your holidays before you go to hell. A Jewish hell. ~ 13:35, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

And what exactly would a Jewish hell be like, Mr. Mordillo, sir??? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 14:12, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Loads of Jewish grandmothers making you put on a sweater. ~ 14:45, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Arggggghhhhhh! (/me flees in terror) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:49, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I'd say it's a hell, just like any other hell, but the guardians speak Hebrew. Or English with a Hebrew accent. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 14:54 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009

Jewish women make no sense.

Jews are kind of like Russians. You look at their young women, and you look at their old women, and all you can think is "How in the living fuck do you get from A to B?" pillow talk 16:16, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

In the case of Russians - vodka. Jewish women - hmm. Must be the chicken soup. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:20, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Must be the guilt. Also, I think Israeli women are the worse in the Jewish world ~ 16:45, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

She's not so ugly. It's the M4 that makes her look fat. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 17:05 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009

Wouldn't mind seeing her do a Gaza strip... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:18, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Who knew that Christmas spirit would be so starchy? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:16, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Why does potatosanta have 3 eyes? Is the potato genetically mutated? It's weird, having a cross-eyed santa roaming about, randomly popping presents.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 17:26 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009

You're takin' an awful chance taunting potatosanta. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:28, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

POTATOSANTA! (thanks Modus) ~ 19:10, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Can you make a transparent background to work with the front page? ~ 19:14, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. I've read the help section in my application's help thingy on transparencies and saved (and uploaded) four different versions of it (three as PNG), but they all look the same to me (they display with the "checkerboard" transparent layer in the program, but when uploaded the background is white). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:12, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I tried it, but it doesn't look transparent on the front page :( ~ 23:49, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

There's a reason for that. Personally, I blame the Christmas cheer. Damn you, Christmas cheer! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:53, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

VFD invalid nom

Someone nommed a sig, could you please fix that? --Mn-z 16:21, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

You kids and your tomfoolery. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:37, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

'FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN'

Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

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Yeah, well...I threw the ball at the bottles, but the bottles didn't even budge. Damn carnies. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:55, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

They make a fine ChiliConCarine, in fact what to try some? File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 04:49, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

I went to ChiliCon last summer. It was pretty sweet. I got, like, everybody famous to sign my hot pepper. Even Neil Gaimon, who seemed to be at the wrong convention. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:47, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

I had a ChiliCon-artist come to my door the other day. He said he could paint my garage with chili and I found out it was a fake after I tasted it and it was tomato soup. I still need to find that guy and get my hundred bucks back. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 05:05, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

What did you expect for a hundred bucks? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Ha Ha Ha I wuz Right u wuz Wrong!

I nommed File:Winnniethepoohfather.jpg and you said it wouldn't get featured and it did. I wuz right! And don't say you didn't say it wouldn't cuz I know you did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I win! (Also, congratulations). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:07, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. I'm man enough to admit that I was wrong. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:52, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:47, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

I'll add to it if anything suitably dramatic comes to me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Since Mordillo and RDB left immediately when I asked them to get on IRC...

You mind getting on? I could ask Zim who already is on, but I don't think he's familiar with the user I want to talk about. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:00, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Can't right now. IRC is full of filth, anyways. There's no room for my brand of introspective, deep, intellectual humour. Poopy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:09, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

All right. Zim is looking at it and RDB knows about it. Just so you know, it has to do with that guy who liked furries. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:18, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

I wish you people wouldn't talk about me behind my back like that. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:26, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

If you're trying to make us feel guilty, it's not working. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:07, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

What do you mean "you people"? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:08, Dec 22

Syndrome is a racist! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:10, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Shall we ban Dexter and call it a night? ~ 22:11, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

"We"? That's possibly the least appealing threesome I've ever been offered a part in. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:55, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Lasagna

So, Fag changed the spelling of the title in Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne from the American "lasagna" to the British/Italian "lasagne." (See: Wikipedia:Lasagna). That doesn't bother me, but I'd like the spelling of the word to be consistent throughout the article. Could you, or some other helpful admin, either A) move it back; or B) change all the "lasagna"s to "lasagne"s within the text of the article? I'd do it myself, but it's protected. Thanks! pillow talk 19:04, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

You should be able to change the text. You are "autoconfirmed" aren't you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:08, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I guess it was semi-protected. Okay, I fixed it. In closing, I would like to point out that the Queen's English is GAY. pillow talk 19:10, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

It is. Don't listen to them when they blame it on the French. The British invented poofery. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:12, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

And Commonwealth English is a form of Liberal Bias. --Mn-z 19:14, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Protected Image

It appears that File:SovietGM.png was cascading protection for some reason, and I really can't see why an image would need cascading protection ever (I don't think we're protecting the current feature anymore). This is preventing me from categorizing File:MrT.gif. --Mn-z 01:40, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

If you don't know why an image wouldn't need cascading protection, you don't know much about images. Neither do I, as a matter of fact. That's why I make stuff up. For instance, it's because it's linked to a template in some magical way that it doesn't appear to be so on "what links here". As for the Mr T fiasco, you can't categorize Mr T, fool! What cats did you want to add to it? He says that there's not way I'm gonna put him in a category, but we all know that I will. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:13, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Cascading protection prevents regular users from editing any template or image on the protected page. If File:SovietGM.png had only regular full protection, then I could then categorize File:MrT.gif. I can not think of any reason that image would need cascading protection. Also, looking at the logs, it appears it was protected because its a used unused image, which isn't necessary. --Mn-z 17:22, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

There. I changed the thing in the place. If we all die now, I'm blaming you. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:26, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

But if we all die, you won't exist to blame me. --Mn-z 19:09, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Pah! Don't go cluttering this page with so-called "facts"! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Did you know the potato is 80% water and 20% solid? pillow talk 20:44, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

What if they're mashed? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:46, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Did you know that a six-ounce baked potato, with skin, contains just as much vitamin C as a small orange? pillow talk 21:37, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

Well duh. How do you think they make oranges? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:42, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

P.S. We all DID die... but I fixed it (but only on the condition that Modusoperandi didn't blame Mnbvcxz, and that I get an extra paid weeks vacation this year).  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~ 

You've got to pay closer attention when messing with the fabric of the universe. My part was on the left. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:21, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry! (By the way, I'm your great-great-pretty awesome-great-grandfather now... sorry about that too.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08:14, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Shameless Fan LOVE

L!$@ (Meow!)(Contribs) 05:10, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I am pretty awesome. Also, pretty. Lastly, awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:25, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

I do concur, if I may. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:39, 28 December 2009

You may. You may, indeed. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:01, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

 Meh. Well, I made this in your 'Honoré' sir.  ;) ~Formerly Annoying Crap 16:47, 28 December 2009

You made what in my honor? Pie? Is it pie? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:33, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

 Yes pie.  Pie is what I made you. Now you are awarded~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:40, 28 December 2009

Pie Award

This user has been a good Uncyclopedian, and therefore gets pie.

KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF IT!

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Hurrah! Irrational numbers are the best numbers. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:52, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I see now. You made a template that included my apathy pic. Apologies for my confusion. Still, I'm keeping the π. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:49, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Mm,m,m,m,m,m,m,m,m, π!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08:16, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Top 10 2009

Shall we do it as we did last year? ~ 14:49, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Should I start whoring our article from now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 15:37 • Tuesday, 29-12-2009

We did something last year? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:59, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

I'll hand it over on the 16th. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:42, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Also, is one of you gentlemen gonna take care of setting up the otYs? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:07, Dec 30

I'll take care of it. ~ 16:43, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, the top of the month is ready to go (I just have to remember to update the Top3 thingy by the end of the 31rd), then on the 16st the Top 10 of 2009 is almost done (it just needs the top of December). Lastly, there's a hole in my left sock. There's a big toe on that foot that's trying to make a break for it. It won't get far. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:07, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

No problem. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:52, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Please fix Monitor

Say Modusoperandi I screwed up. I marked Monitor to be Proofread but then nobody, including me, ever got around to proofreading it. I just proofread it. Could you or some other Admin type fix it so the proofread version is featured? The currently-to-be-featured version has some major goofs. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:51, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

As long as the first two paragraphs or so were okay, then it doesn't matter (that's the bit that goes on the frontpage). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:08, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

The very beginning of the featured version of the article is "Monitors are a computer peripheral...." which mixes plural and singular. The only reason I didn't vote for it for VFH was because of the numerous errors which, as I admitted, I forgot to fix before it got featured. Also I and I imagine others read the featured versions of articles; it would be nice if the featured version were the corrected version. Happy editing! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:00, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. I can't change the featured version of the page. That's the featured version. We've moved on, though, to the new version. Try to keep up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:36, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Happy New Year

Any chance of unprotecting WOTY your wonderfulness? --    00:06, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

It should work. Mordillo just unprotected it, mostly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:10, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Done and done. Just wanted to get the jump on the competition since I have absolutely nothing better to do. Thanks!--    00:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:VFH/queue

Considering the Main Page is reskined for Uncyclopedia's anniversary, do you think the current featured article should be post-poned for a day or two? Otherwise, that middle finger is directed at the authors of said article. XD -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:26, Jan. 5, 2010

Considering that it's Dr. Skullthumper's fault, I'd gather that you're on the wrong talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry dude, I just thought since you and Mordillo were the queue guys. But whatever. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 04:36, Jan. 5, 2010

No. We're just the guys who generally do it. And by "we" I mean "Mordillo". He featured today's page (co-incidentally, Skullthumper's page) and Skullthumper did the reskin that means no one can see it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:42, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

Embarrassing Question

So, um, where does one vote for the Top 10 articles of 2009? I thought you would know, seeing as you're a grizzled old veteran, and everything. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that voting can't start until 1/15, when the voting for "Top articles of December 2009" closes. pillow talk 19:17, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

And then, when that page is created, I'm pretty sure it'll be here. I already have it watchlisted. pillow talk 19:19, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Hype. And good luck in your WotY running (like you need it). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:37, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

There is but you can't. It's a secret page. Only the finest Uncyclopedians are allowed to see or edit it. That's what they tell me, anyway. Then they close and lock the door. I can hear them on the other side, giggling. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:56, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

There's no such thing snigger as an embarassing snigger question snigger ~ 08:45, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Also, this is already ready. Shall I just populate it with our favorite memes and injokes? ~ 08:48, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

On an unrelated note, I was tinkering inside my computer and discovered that my CPU fan died. Apparently even with all four cores cranking away at Boinc, with a 120mm heatsink it still runs cool enough to not shut down without a fan. Who knew? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:20, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

It's winter. You live in Canada. Canada is cold. It's cold in winter. Ergo, Canada is very cold in winter. The CPU needs to feel cold. It's already cold. It doesn't need the CPU fan. It can work without the fan. I'm a genius. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 11:44 • Friday, 8-01-2010

Canawhat? I live on Easter Island. That's, like, the opposite of Canada. We don't even know what hockey is. Poutine, meanwhile is a complete mystery to us. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Easter Island? That's where Easter Bunny stashes his Easter eggs, right? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 12:57 • Friday, 8-01-2010

Now you're just being ridiculous. Before, too. But now, also. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:02, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, whatever, dude.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 13:07 • Friday, 8-01-2010

THEN..............

Maybe Bormann has a copy of the Qur'an! --    15:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

That page you made was a good idea. Stop it. You're making Uncyclopedia look bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:08, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

This

isn't drama. It may be drama had I mentioned a more emotional and easily offended user, but Colin can take a joke. The question is, can you take a joke? What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Answer: For bird flu you get tweetment and for swine flu you get oinkment. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:50, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

So, what you're telling me, is that my completely and totally serious comment shows that I can't take a joke, despite the fact that it directly follows a jokey comment from the initial target of that very joke. Interesting. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:33, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Wow. That's the most serious I've ever seen you. I think. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:12, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

(To clarify, I didn't mean to imply that you couldn't take a joke, I just needed a lead-in for the stupid joke above. You didn't react to it, so results were inconclusive.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:16, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Oh. Sorry to ruin your attempt at humour. Try being more obvious next time. I'm quite dim. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:25, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

Top Ten of 2009

It's me again, making trouble as usual. Currently, this says, "The rules are simple. You go through all of the featured articles of the last year, and you pick your favorite 10." Obviously, not all of the featured articles of last year are listed. I'm guessing these are actually the ones that got the most votes for each month, right? Except I'm not sure if the numbers still come out right. So I guess my question is, what's actually on the list and can the wording be changed to reflect this? Thanks. (By the way, if it's any consolation, you're one of the admins I don't think, "Oh good God I'm going to have to talk to THAT admin; maybe I'll just go hide somewhere and wait for someone else to do it.") King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:18, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

I clarified it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. You are the awesomeness. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:13, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

I'm guessing that either I fall into the above category, or I don't. I'm good at narrowing things like that down to just 2 choices. .--UU - natter 11:17, Jan 19

Exactly. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:17, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, should I have clarified? You're one of the admins who doesn't. I mean you aren't in my "I'll go hide somewhere rather than talk to you category." You're in the highly esteemed Sysops Who Make Mince Pie Category. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:22, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Poke Rape

Pikachu I Choose you!

Iwillkillyou333 chose Pikachu

Pikachu! Use Thunder Rape

Pikachu: Piii kaaa CHUUUU!

Pikachu use thunder rape! Its super effective! One hit KO! Modusoperandi fainted. 200000 points!

Gotcha Good >:D--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:20, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea what that you're talking about. This means that you've probably gone mad. Oh, well. Half to be afe, I guess. Time to give you a taste of buckshot. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:43, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

You do stuff, right?

Will you please add a line to Template:Expand saying that the page may be deleted if not fixed in 30 days, similar to Template:Fix? {{Expand}} is a like a poisonous mushroom/Scientologist/brown recluse. It looks like an ordinary mushroom/nut/spider, like the harmless {{stub}} or {{disputed}} , but it will still kill you when the month is over. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 07:18, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Expand does have that text, but it's blanked out for some reason. I assume that it's a good reason. Reasons generally are. Did you know that the reason you aren't supposed to jaywalk is that cars will run you over?

In other words, Isra1337 had a reason. I'm too busy with other matters to dig deeper. Getting the perfect part in my hair takes hours! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:15, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Isra1337 has moved on. You should too. Are you going to let the ancient actions of an inactive admin, for reasons he never explained (I checked his talk page archives) and probably doesn't even remember get in the way of justice, when innocent articles are being deleted without warning? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 08:37, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Your complete lack of an argument has won over my cheatin' heart. *Swoon* Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:35, January 18, 2010 (UTC)

Surely songs will be sung about your great deeds. Limericks count as songs, right? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:43, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but they all consist of the town of my origin and what I do with buckets. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:01, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

We Don't?

But what will I do with my "Go Charles Shires!" t-shirt? And my lifetime membership to the Charles Shires fanclub? --UU - natter 11:15, Jan 19

Charles Shires is sooo last year. I like how editing the page really edits the "Oh dear" template instead. Somebody forgot a wiggly thing at the end or something. I'd fix it but I have no idea what I'm doing. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:21, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

Cat-killer strikes again!

Before you hear it from someone else, I made a reference to you and your classic Stephen Hawking article in my latest UnNews. Your thoughts? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 05:34, Jan. 25, 2010

What a horrible little man you are! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:34, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

And now zim's gone and done it! A spin-off of a spin-off to one of the top five articles of a particular year has to be the highest form of flattery in the wikiworld. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 21:47, Jan. 25, 2010

You people are weird. I, however, am quite normal. Disquietingly so, like Marilyn Munster. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:21, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

Marilyn Munster huh? Boop!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 03:37 (UTC)

That's just small and petty, and nobody cares

But I guess I'm a bad influence on you, calling your fellow admins twats and generally misbehaving. It won't be long now before you call everyone else's articles pure pish!--Sycamore (Talk) 11:45, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sorry. I assumed that you wanted it to go to the correct page. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:51, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

That's why I'll refrain from ripping the cunt right oot ya! Also thanks for your Watchmen article, I read Watchmen as a result from my library, and enjoyed it, unlike the film. /me wanders off to rip the cunt out of someone else, eyes up one of the Noobs--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

The movie worked well enough, I thought. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:54, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

I liked the bits with Dr. Manhattan, I thought thet ere less interfered with. Some of the others seemed to have been tinkered with in a way that created plot holes, like when Nite Owl warns Veigt, that makes no sense, whereas in the book Rorschach warning him does. I also notice a films score a lot, and the films didn't appeal to me as much as it could of done. I'm reading a really cool book right now though, The Man in the High Castle - it's good, if you've read it, be sure not to tell me the end.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:22, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

The movie has more of Dr Manhattan's penis than the the comic did.

That Rorschach/Owl change made no sense to me, either.

And Veidt just came of as the kind of guy he wasn't (a movie villain rather than a utilitarian), which is partly due to his character getting so little screen time (in the movie he's the richest and most powerful man on Earth, but pretty much all we know about his businesses is that he has a line of action figures...and something about a shipping company).

Yes, I have read The Man in the High Castle. Spoiler Alert: It's Philip K. Dick. Reality isn't what you think it is. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:43, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

The penis did distract from the story - but the storyline ran well and Crudip acted it well.

I also concur with the point I made

Veigt was very poorly cast like many of them like Nite Owl and Silk Spectre - I think this might be why he is given less time.

I suspect you've read 'some' books, but I have a tradition of passing around the karma of book recommendations. So again don't tell me the end.

I have no idea why you are posting like this.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:57, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

I think the penis seemed more "out there" because we don't normally see manparts on the bigscreen. At least, I don't.

The guy who played Veidt was brought in at the last minute, if memory serves. The lady that played Silk Spectre II is terribly wooden. Nite Owl was okay. Physically, he was wrong (he was supposed to be out-of-shape), but he played the role properly. The Comedian was better, and they all pale beside Rorschach.

The thing with Dick (*giggle*) is that he's good, but all his books are the same. You get 2/3's in and it takes a right angle. I found this doubly problematic, back when I read his stuff, because I read multiple books at the same time (not "simultaneously" at the same time, but "a few pages from one, then a few pages from another" and when one is done I add a new one into the rotation) and frequently end up not reading for a week or more, then pick them back up. This means that, if I "picked back up" at just after the 2/3's point, it would be like starting a new book (but with characters I already knew), which means that Dick's already skewed plotlines got extra skewed. This probably reflects more on me and my odd style of reading than him and his odd style of plotting, though.

I'm writing like this to deal with your points in order. That you find this confusing, as with me and Dick (again, *giggle*), probably reflects more on you than it does me. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:32, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Say, Mr. Modus

Could you lock my talkpage for a few days? I don't want to have to keep removing "Rape" comments you see. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:30, 29 Jan

Say, Mr. Chris - don't you think a user page is a more fitting place for a tribute than a user_talk page? I mean, where are we supposed to talk to you, now - on Modus's page?? pillow talk 00:32, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Seeing as the quote I'm using refers to Holden's desire to never speak to anyone, it seems pretty fitting to me. If you need to, you can leave a message on my user page. It's only temporary anyway. Also, you're gay. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:35, 29 Jan

Also also, disregard that. RDB locked it for me. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:44, 29 Jan

I'm glad that I could sleep soundly as the world passed me by. I had a dream about playing baseball! I winned the game! I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:45, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Mister Modus

I'd like to enlist your chopping skills for the greater good. How busy are you and how is your sister doing? ~ 08:55, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Two words: Star Trek Online. Okay, that's three words, but the gist is the same. Curiously I like neither Star Trek (although a quick perusal of my memory shows, oddly, that I've seen all of them except for the crappy recent series and the new "re-imagined" movie) and MMOs, but the combination won't let me go. It won't! I'm such a nerd.

You can ask me, though. If I find time in between not-eating and not-sleeping, I'll see what I can do. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:43, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

I actually got a good counter argument - Mass Effect 2. Ask UU, we're on the same support group. So I will ask then - we need an updated WOTY thingy for Hype and personally I need a stamp like gif that says "Document disqualified by the Elders of Zion Consortium". Or something similar....~ 09:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

I don't have an Xbox (and can't play 3st person shooters on the console anyway. Without a mouse/keyboard, what's the point?). Ask RadX for the WotY pic, and my 'chopping application (an ancient copy of PSPpro that's followed me from computer to computer) is shitty at text. I doubt those were the answers you were looking for, but my new ship can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I shit you not. I'm just waiting for my Wookiee. That can't be right. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:03, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

It's also available for PC (or will be very soon). Already asked RadX, don't think he's around (even though I saw him a couple of days ago). But let's give him a chance. Also, Wookies? ~ 10:25, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, Wookiees. Plus, there's something wrong with my R2 unit. It's got pointy ears. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:07, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

By the by, UU found time to prepare the stamp. So you can now go safely back to your wookies. ~ 08:47, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Talking like this, is it? If so, an R2 unit it isn't. --UU - natter 09:20, Feb 4

And just what is this, Mister Modus?

Hmmm? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:13, Feb 11 2010

......................and I'm an idiot. Go on, then, laugh away! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:15, Feb 11 2010

I don't need sockpuppets there. I'm already awesome. I practically run the place. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:49, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

You would go around poking the people on that faith healer's page. For shame, modus! :P • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 04:16, Feb 12 2010

I was a much younger man then. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:06, February 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, um.... you!

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! JENNY #6!!!

Grazie. Would you like a cookie, sir? 23:52,14February,2010

Congrats. Now they'll have an accomplishment to put on your gravestone:

Cheddiah B.B. Quesnel
1992-20??
Dork

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:16, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Gee, well aren't you clever... Would you like a cookie, sir? 02:07,15February,2010

I am. I figured it all out by myself. I does!

In the interest of intellectual honesty, I should point out the obvious; my tombstone says the same thing. This, I find, quite odd, as that the remainder of the text is virtually all wrong. My name isn't "Cheddiah", for example. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:21, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, neither is mine, so it appears that something is seriously wrong here. Would you like a cookie, sir? 14:42,15February,2010

It's not Cheddiah B.B. Quesnel? Say it ain't so! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:26, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Just for future reference

on Armynavy123's talk page, I was simply suggesting to him that deleting the stuff in your talk page might get people upset, I wasn't telling him he couldn't. No reason to get your panties in a bunch, cause I don't give a damn what he does with his page either.

cheers,

--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 17:41 EST 21 Feb, 2010

Now you're just being silly. I don't wear panties. I wear manties. They've got a pocket in the back for my wallet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:56, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

Slavery

It first needs to be understood that slavery exists in different forms, and then examine what forms were sanctioned. Secondly, certain things, and in fact many things, are only contextually sanctioned (sex in marriage, etc.) or applicable (context of societal type, as in fences on roofs). And thirdly, there is a progression of moral standards, in which persons could be doing that which is lawful in the O.T., yet fall short of the higher standard later enjoined.

But as it has become increasingly obvious this is hardly the place to get into serious prolonged doctrinal discussion, we can dialog on this elsewhere if you want.Peacebyjesus 13:23, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, Peacebyjesus, I'd like you to cease and decease all of these conversations. If you have anything to contribute to Uncyclopedia you're welcome. Otherwise, please take your missionary work elsewhere. ~ 13:33, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

But how am I supposed to spread the word of my lord Mr. Wobble, the creator of the cupboard-under-the stairs in which our solar system resides? ;( --nldr 13:41, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Well, Mr. Wobble's disciples are always welcomed here. ~ 13:48, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

I told you not to bring your relativist nonsense here! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:14, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews I found: UnNews:Jimbo Wales suspected of drug use

At first I was thinking I should take it to QVFD, but the use of the word "retart" made me think it might be a good candidate for our next inside joke. Its predates the use of the word "retarted" in Mr winkler is GAY by also 14 months. --Mn-z 17:58, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

QVFD. Granted, I'm not generally a fan of poorly written, pictureless, ill conceived stubs. Or inside jokes, for that matter. Except Mr T. He pitied a foo'. Perhaps I'm not the best person to ask. You might want to try one of the eight hundred people who wrote variants on Winkler. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:30, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Zulch! is the auto works!

Don't forget, March 10 is Modusoperandi Appreciation Day.

Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:13, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. On March 10, for some reason. I'm sure that it's an important and memorable date, for some reason. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:09, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad you like it. You've been immortalized on UnPoetia. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:53, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

If you think that heartwarming stunts like this will make me share my nachos, you're going to be sorely disappointed. I have no nachos. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:05, March 7, 2010 (UTC)

I've got my own nachos, thank you very much. Don't forget to appreciate yourself today. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:16, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

You too. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:58, March 10, 2010 (UTC)

Need Official Opinion

Ya want a official opinion, talk to da Card'nal. Na, not a priest, go to one of da guys. Hey, thanks alot for da vote to put me over on da front page dere, ya done good. Now get yaself and ya wallet over to da church. Anysways, ya vote, appreciated. Ok, I'm outta here.Fadda Murphy and his lackey secretary Al de'chain

There is some confusion on whether or not against votes are valid on VFS. I'm assuming they are since several admins voted against last time, but can we get an official ruling on that? --Mn-z 04:03, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not happy with against votes on pages like that, as they cause drama. That said, I'm not going to stand against the againsts. An against is just a for for everybody else, really. It's moot anyway, as the real new admin is chosen by killing a chicken and interpreting its entrails. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

So basically, what your saying is, that you want to de-op Olipro and Dr. Skullthumper --Mn-z 19:38, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yes. Those two have had it too good for too long. But that's for entirely different reasons. Just how your comment relates to my earlier comment, I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:18, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea as to how your earlier comment referring to the Canadian electoral process has anything to do with VFS. --nldr 23:25, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Canada doesn't vote like that. They have Thunderigloo ("Two hosers enter. One hoser leaves. Later, the other hoser also leaves, eh"). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:34, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Well, apparently, I want to de-op Manticore and Jack Phoenix because I voted against Charitwo on VFS and I also want to de-op MadMax because I mentioned Guildensternenstein's number of featured articles in my nom of him. --Mn-z 00:27, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

I want to de-op Modus because I saw a dead puppy yesterday.. My logic is still better than yours, Mnb. • FreddThe Redd • • • 03:42 • Sunday, 14-03-2010

Hey, I was merely pointing out that there are better reasons to nom Guildy than just his number of features. ;-) --UU - natter 09:52, Mar 16

OT: I need your help man

Okay, this is not really relevant to Uncyc at all (okay it is in a way, but indirectly), but I need to ask you something. Um. You know Dispatches from the Culture Wars? I post as Kyorosuke over there and I need to ask you something that's kinda important, but can't do it in public. Can I have your contact info of some variety maybe? You can get me here, please email me (or PM me if you have an LJ). Thnx. --S ♥ 23:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Firstly of all, I've never heard of this so-called Dispatches from the Couture Wars. I'm not even in to fashion.

Also firstly, but laterly, an email link. Obvious, really.

Lastly, fix your sig. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Our childish cylon themed creation was featured...

...and an enormous sense of post-coital feeling has welled over me. Also I finished the Man in the High Castle and I'm reading The Algebraist which also functions as an excellent 'chibbing' weapon also as the library only had a cumbersome hardback. I fell glad and above all relieved that I've shared these thoughts and events with you.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

It took this long for that feeling? Have you considered being cold and dead on the inside? It's much easier. That's how I roll. Over pedestrians, mostly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:59, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Today's UnNews is a SPECIAL SASQUATCH EDITION

	Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day! A traditional Sasquatch blessing
	March 24 is Sasquatch Appreciation Day, as decreed by Reverend zim_ulator. Please join me in celebration of the noble Sasquatch and his innumerable contributions to Uncyclopedia.

VFD Issues

There seem to be several games of VFD that have a net score of 6-7 delete votes yet aren't being deleted. Are they waiting for votes, or are the admins holding off on deleting because most (but not all!) of the games are several pages, and that requires some time to complete? --Mn-z 02:12, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know. I haven't been paying attention. Plus, I can't remember the easy way to list all the subpages of a page, easing deletion. This combination of things leads me to the only possible conclusion: I continue to be awesome. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

From my point of view, I'm waiting for other admins to do it, because deleting every page of a game can take ages. I know MrN and RDB have been doing it, but then MrN did say he'd do that. I'm not them, and I just don't have the time or patience, and I didn't say I'd do it. So I delete the other stuff I see on VFD, but the games? I leave that for people who have the time. Or until I have half an hour free to repeatedly click a delete button. --UU - natter 09:37, Mar 25

I don't see how your lack of work ethic in any way helps my lack of same. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:05, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Adding your laziness to mine brings somewhere in the region of twice as much laziness. Twice as much of anything is bound to be awesome. For instance, I used twice as many italics in those sentences as I had originally planned to, and look how awesome they are. --UU - natter 14:15, Mar 25

Double zero is still zero. Unless it's wire. Then double zero is bigger than zero. This is because electricians are out of their minds. And the British probably came up with wire gauge. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:22, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

There are/were few games on VFD that are only a page or two. Unfortunately, I'm too busy see if those still need to be deleted. --Mn-z 20:35, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm too busy to read this conversation and am thus posting this comment without understanding the context it will be read in, or having any clothes on at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:38, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Wow. With you guys around I don't look so useless, by comparison. Keep up the lethargy. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Maybe if Mr9000's bot was opted, he could auto-delete the game subpages. Failing that, we could opt somebody who likes doing marginally useful repetitive edits like Socky. --Mn-z 16:21, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

What now?

After 3 long years, I finally have 1 featured article. Better check your rear-view mirror. It looks like someone's tailgating your ass. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 03:09, Mar. 27, 2010

That's still me. I have a giant ass. Years wasted sitting while adding stuff to some wiki has lead to my ass's massive enormity. Think about it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:48, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Editors

As an american citizen I do not appreciate any kind of "colonization" on an article. This is a free wiki and as such, all editors should be treated as equals, with no non-admin given authority to continually delete any and all edits to the Barack Obama article like the King of England, or should I say Queen. I request freedom to edit the article at free will and also the bannination of abusive deleters such as Spike. --Extra Ordinary 23:36, March 27, 2010 (UTC)

Unfortunately, this admin is a Canadian, and a subject of her beloved Royal Majesty. --Mn-z 00:22, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

First, did you try resolving this conflict on, say, its talkpage, before going to an admin? You'd be surprised what a little dialogue can do. Second, does this milk smell a bit off to you? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:27, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Wait. Modus is an admin? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:32, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

I am. I got it after defeating a pack of Targs with my Bat'leth back home on Qo'noS. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:37, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah

You remember that rule we dicussed a while back about not pretending to be other users? Does it apply to one's userpage on April Fool's Day? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 13:21, Mar. 31, 2010

It's a rule. On Uncyclopedia. If those two things don't blow your mind, I don't know what will. (And wouldn't it be easier to just redirect your page to his page? That way you confuse two people and not just one) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:15, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

The think TKF already has a redirecting userpage. That way, people put comments on the wrong talk page too. --Mn-z 16:40, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Easier, but not as "convincing". Also, it's a refreshable page. -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 20:12, Mar. 31, 2010

So, er

When are going to be able to read the latest Modus piece? It's been a while. My funny bone hasn't been the same. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:23, Apr 1 2010

I don't know. I haven't written a thing since I came to the conclusion that making fun of the Right isn't funny anymore. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:28, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

I assumed you'd start writing again the second someone else is credited for 33 featured articles. --nldr 23:30, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

I was happy with one. Happier with two. By thirteen, I had to be medicated. Then I mellowed right out, man. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:53, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Kentuckistan

I got permission from Chiefjustice to move Kentuckistan to Kentucky, in order to trim back the not particularly funny "Kentuckistan" inside joke. It appears as though you moved Talk:Kentucky to Talk:Kentuckistan, even though the article is now and Kentucky and Kentuckistan is the redirect. (I'm assuming the use of {{Title}} threw you off). --Mn-z 04:32, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Undone. I try to help and just look what happens! Chaos! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:04, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

You've still got it

This cracked me up. Now turn it into an article! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 20:13, Apr 14 2010

I can't. It's perfect the way it is. Too perfect. Scarily so. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:50, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Feature que

There is no new feature qued up. Your choice! The power you have! Al sans chains 00:06 15 4 mmx

It's not a bad thing. It means that my article would stay up on the main page for a few more hours. So there. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 00:14, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Not a bad thing at all. Maybe he won't see this, and all the admin's have been lulled to sleep. Drowsy admins, drowsy. Al sans chains a few minutes later

In lulz we trust. I know I'm tired when I'm getting wiki-parody sites confused. Night all. --Matfen 00:23, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Please report to the main square in the early morning to be lynched for being an EDian; a traitor to the coaz. Thank you for your cooperation and good night. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 00:29, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wait a minute! Maybe all of our admins are over at ED. Having a party! That's right. Partying at ED while we sweatshop here. This is how paranoia starts, wait, what's that noise? a few minutes later

Of couse they are, seeing as their style of homor is much moar sophisticated and favorable than ours. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:45, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

There is so one queued up. Mordillo got it. I, if I may be so humble, was napping. I think we all know who is more valuable. Now go thank Mordillo for his consistently fine helpfulness. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:39, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Do something with this

Modus, you are far funnier than I shall ever be. You are also rather good at poking fun at hypocrisy. Please tell me you can make a funny UnNews out of this fantastic comment by the leader of a huge global religion, in response to certain recent attacks: "Conformism which makes it obligatory to think and act like everyone else, and the subtle - or not so subtle - aggression towards the Church, demonstrate how this conformism can really be a true dictatorship". Here's the link. I'm certain there's a good article waiting to be written about that, but I'm useless at UnNews. And you'd do it justice, unlike me.

Mind you, I notice you mentioned elsewhere that making fun of the right got boring, and I know it's not easy to come up with funny on demand, so I'm guessing you'll most likely not do anything, but I figured I had to try something, and I can't figure out a way to make that something be "write a decent article about this myself". Your thoughts? --UU - natter 14:51, Apr 15

The thing is, everything the Pope (and most of the higher-ups) says in defense of his Church is, on some level, loony, hypocritical, self-serving, a tu quoque, red herring or non sequitur, etc.

Besides, I already wrote a serious page on him. Seriously!

I'll give you the same advice I gave a young Bill Shakespeare..."Why don't you try writing it yourself?" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:36, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

I refer the honourable gentleman to the comment I made earlier in this exchange, namely that I suck at UnNews, and to be honest at most other form of writing at the moment. My mojo has taken an extended Easter vacation, and my muse is in hiding somewhere. I'm considering drastic measures. Fortuately, I have no idea what constitutes a drastic measure, so I just open another tub of ice cream. Ah well, I knew the answer before I came here, I was just having one of those afternoons. Nice to see you, give my regards to the old country. Any old country. (See? That's how bad it's getting). --UU - natter 20:09, Apr 15

UnNews' aren't that bad. You've already got the topic. You've already got the format. They wrote it for you. All you have to do is make it funny. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:07, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

And that's my stumbling block right now. But that's by the by, I apologise for dropping this on your page man - it was a thursday thing. At the risk of sounding ArthurDentian, I never could get the hang of thursdays. I broke one of my cardinal rules: don't ask someone else to write an article about something you find funny. That never works, and it's an insult to the person you ask. So, sorry for the insult, and have a good weekend. Pippings! --UU - natter 09:36, Apr 16

Forum:Song requests

I've been advised to ask you, so this is me asking you. Can you? Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:52, Apr 21 2010 UTC

You've heard my UnTunes, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:12, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

PLS is when?

Just curious. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:17, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Let go of earthly things. PLS is an illusion. Om Mani Padme Hum. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:14, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Also, this. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the link. But I have to ask: do you ever give a straight answer to questions? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:32, April 25, 2010 (UTC)

I thought I did. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:57, April 25, 2010 (UTC)